Diss the person above you!

[NeW~LiFe]

Blazzin Pimp: "Yo, when I grab the mic I bring the heat, So jelous you wanna battle but just can't beat, Standards so high some emcee's just can't meet,
And my rhymes are so elusive, Me flowin is like Nike I just do it, learn to grasp my concepts theres nothing to it,
Yet don't gotta use big, huge words, Still sicker than any emcee that you heard, Always clever when it comes to me using these words, To me it makes no difference I know how to use my verbs!"



Blazzin pimp? the olny thing u blazzin is some hemp,
and its bammer, be lucky i dont blaze u with the imp,

and make your high standers start standing in shit,
in a battle, LiFe uh make U fucking type with a lymp,

elusive rhyme's? pimp, look at ya line Length, pick up the flo
O(r) I use the pimp smack, and the mac pick's up your floor,


six lines ladies and gents this ant no open mic

Next topic
What is Hip-Hop,

[unXtatic]

Next topic? no, if u want topics go to the next cypher fo that
matter of fact, go to the next site, what u typin is wack
So u claim u strapped? Well i'ma put ya face in the dirt
how u gon clap if the only thing around ya waist is a skirt
straight bitch, wit that kinda talk, u belong on a mobile phone
those are the only bars u should worry about, leave this board alone

[Mis-Is]

you are one of the rb members who disgrace this site and its name
u wuldnt break it down if it was blenders,cos u just too fucking lame
now take a closer look @ ur verse,wdf has a clap gatta do with a skirt
your lines r stretched like d 1's in ya ass and ur punch is d air from d dirt*
X said put away ya fucking toy..why u trynna be gangsta with a water gun
you still wouldnt ride a shorty if u was young buck..as u c pussy u run..
dis dude wudn't hold a line if he was on a train track,he needs oil in his machine
u still wouldnt bust if u had a 'spray-jack'..cos u jumped ur pub when u was a teen

*stretch marcks..........and shit (the smell)

[unXtatic]

If u didnt git the skirt line, then u must be missin brain cells
no bitch look at YOUR verse, u retarded if u thought u came well
my lines are stretched? how come yo's are nearly off the page
bitch, i know u in the menopause stage, but calm yo awful rage
u aint got the gift, self-reflect n realize what u spittin is bland
i cant call u a real MC---Nah---u mo like a highly interested fan
iono why i waste my time wit dumbasses--this baby mom is dense
shit, i bet one of ya douchebags outmatches u in common scents

[ZeroT13]

Common sense? Say what?
If they had ANY sense, It'd be more than that load of crud
Unxtatic, if he took a bath it'd
Take away his advantage
Cause it takes 5 minutes to realize he's crapping
On his keyboard
You might wanna get that thing restored
Or replaced, not the keyboard
I mean, your brain!
You've gone insane, complaining, about what, I can't figure it out
Kinda like your momma when the drug store closed down

[unXtatic]

^wow....

U've got no common sense either bitch---n no flow at that
ya structure is fucked up, that sure as hell was some horrid rap
Who the fuck says crud--besides this stupidass wannabe
u retardedly came at me wit ya lame rhymes, u dishonor me
shit i dont even know if u rhymed or not, n i still wonda son
but one thing i do know---yo ass is FAR from bein numba one
so i dont give a fuck what ya name is, that statement holds true
n u can go 'head n strike back, but without effort i'ma fold u

[ZeroT13]

The only folding you gonna do
Is your shit-stained sheets after I'm through wit you
I dishonored you, yeah, I admit
But I meant no offense, wait a minute, yeah I did
Fuck you up worse than Michael Jackson visiting your kids
I don't need to rhyme to get out the point I'm gonna make
The only thing I am yet to realize, why did it take you
30 minutes to diss me if I was so fake?
You too easy to turn into a clown, you already got the makeup on
Talkin about skirts too, I'll take you up, turn you out instead of on
Put your intestines up for sculptures for my lawn
Vultures lined up at dawn, waiting for your arrival
Knowin you goin down, there is no survival
This is my ball, you on my playground
Come on bitch, what you got to say now?

[Cal Capone]

Zero, good choice of name, same amount as your talent
In your eyes youre dope, your shit and to evryone its apparent
I'll try your style, gay jokes and i fucked your mother
Zero sucks dicks and chokes like hes his own brother
Keepin it in the family is how he stopped bein a virgin
Zone protects himself, two verses already, expect a third one
Nothin wrong with that but Zeros droppin excrement
Zero rhyming sloppy and grey, similar to wet cement

[ZeroT13]

Oh my God, How can I respond to something like that?
That's bullshit, he's so full of it, I can't even praise him with wack!
Its crap, best get back and stop slapping your dick on the monitor
Responding to ya, I could whoop ya on ten kalotopins and a dallotid
Sound asleep at the keyboard waiting, and this is what I get as a response to it?
Damn, no wonder there so many rappers thinking they got it in them
Come on, I'm sure there is better netters can take me on, not bein so dim

[NeW~LiFe]

LiFe




It's time 2 diss.
ZeroT13 is a bitch.
That rymed slick.
now im'a use it's lube,
2 fuck ya mom!
With a dick the size of inner tube!,
go save Sadam.
4 i O-shama bin-ladin a plane on ya front lawn.
Like !!!BOOM!!!
You've been preety shity since the womb,
cus i fucked ya mom in the ass and she Had YOU!
ya nick names Zero, But ya real names POOP.
So dont Ever type ahead of me or ima HOE,....U!

[ZeroT13]

Sounds to me like
New~Life needs to be schooled tonight
So who's gonna duel right?
Achoo! Notchyou
You the fool gonna get yo adams apple sliced
You were halfway right
You gotta dick the size of an inner tube, but it's only the inside
You play with me, you playin wit fire
You better go on sign out and retire
I'm on a higher pedistool, and just a pidgeon
Lookin down at you faggots bitchin
Stichin words together wishin
But all you gettin is birds shittin on your head
Terds gettin you mad, but getting me cred instead
I'm fed up with the bullshit thats getting you fed
You gonna bleed till you bled dry
Don't tear up yet and cry
I just got started guy
Throw the bullshit out the window and see how far it flies
I'm tryin to take this to another level, but you fuckers ain't pickin up the shovel
To begin gettin the point that I'm servin hot, but its always found cold
Once its told
My heart is frozen, so I'll keep on fuckin you up till somebody folds
Bodies covered in mold
Oh lodie dah, lodie do
Saddam is all that you gotten
Is that the only card that you hold?
Don't you know that shit is old?
I'll find a big enough rubber to fly a plane the size of the Empire State Building
Up inside your motherfucking asshole
The stats are known
Zero T's in the zone, on the phone
With your bitch, no wait...
I got her right here waiting for you....
Bobbin on my 9" bone
Oh, you WERE right about one thing....
You ARE a HOE

[juvenilefelon]

what the fuck you fools talkin bout you can't diss
cuz the structure and cypher apparently you missed
you talkin bout fuckin each others mothers
tryin to rap and diss like you south side stunnas
i'm 13 and readin this shit and right now i ain't bein no critic
but you all need to think the meaning in yo rhymes
cuz you've said the same thing 2,3,4 times
and i'm gettin kind of tired of these repeated rhymes
you rap like you suspect you droppin dimes
but now it's time for you to come correct
i hope these words spread and infect
i've given you the gasface now it's time for me to go ghost
cuz i'm sholda than show that you ain't got nothin to boast

this is just something i wanted to say it means nothing at all
i'm only a 13 yr old chick you all better than me

[mr.spit]

ima break ya ass in with 3 lil bars,
my rhymes cause horrible earthquakes that that send shocks to ya heart//
chances are we got a 9 year old chick on the other end of this pc,
who aint never got in trouble and still aint figured out how to get some play wit her koo-chee//
she could say everything in this world including free up inside of me's,
my dick still wouldnt touch them lips......no wait maybe the mouth but not the pussy//

sorry girl had to get ya no hard feelins though

[Imperial1]

You talking about ya dick, cot damn, I didn't know you had one/
You talking bout 9 yr old girls, damn the women eh? No wonder u don't have one/
You see a screenname and now your little shlong is on hard/
Not suprised, you got the underaged chicks on a freakin memory card/
I guess that's just you, cause you never act your age/
You say she's 9yrs old, you prolly told her you're 8/
All you young chicks look out for this cat above me/
If you happen to encounter him, tell ya parents "Mr. Spit touched me"

Imperial1

[mr.spit]

you herd the sayin only steer and queers come for texas,
your not a steer so you must be a queer so dont act so restless//
you know if you were a girl id say your breastless and your the only one left,
this bitch dont spit he vomits into a cup itll look like he has a chest//
that was nice wit that mr.spit and parents thing,
as long as im touchin girls that keeps you from tryin to touch my ding-aling//
yeah we can tell ya knew ya post is brobly ya age,
as im plottin up on you im steadily fillin with toxinz and rage//
ima stick you in a cage where everyone in rb can hear ya bitch screams,
ima let bubba flop his dick on you so you can be in peace cause you finally can complete ya dreamz//

dude your a soft ass sissy little child