Somewhere out there is a girl who will love me
But as of right now, thers only bitchs that bug me
She gotta be the right type and not call me "hubby"
Also gotta have a fat ass, but not be a tubby
Somewhere out there are people that hate me
When I'm famous, they gonna come up and tape me...
While I'm pist, and I'll end up punching their face G
C'mon people, you know you'll never be able to take me