Diss the person above you...

[Yung Face]

mayne come on now u playin ya self a cpu nerd's bout to make u surrender,
da way u talk bout otha peeps dick got me questioning ya gender,
now go read a book and learn da technics,
cuz when it comes to gunz me and my niggaz tec freaks ( tech nine freaks)
u stuntin on Face u Lost Boy like Mr. Cheeks
and when it comes to da coke game i push mo kei's denn a computer geek

[eyeVSeye]

this cat's rhymes shouldnt even be given a chance
bitch please if you ever saw a tec you'd straight be shittin your pants
man I'm on some waiter steez servin you well
hold up son stop rhyming, you need to be learning to spell
yo this aint a trackmeet so stop runnin your mouth kid
this aint about money, so you clearly aint bout SHIT

[Dork]

You can call me "Nestle Quick" because this shit is almost instant
Had to drain your moms tits cause your lactose intollerant
So this new kid calls himself eyeVSeye
This should be called Queereye vs the straight guy
OK pull your head out your ass, you'll get shit in your hair again
Because you like to toss your own salad like a veggetarian

[Rival]

no the dork didnt intentionally start spittin
choked on semen, and didnt kno what else to do with it
kid listen, ya text style is hardly decent
and if a win was within arms reaCH this geek still couldnt reach it
blah blah...
just want higher posts

[Shadow aka BMF]

fuck tah rival,ill beat em with a laddle n bomb em before he reach a label
u a horse with ya rhyme's they just like hay spray n dump em in a stable
u tellin fables ,if u think u can achive my level of succes
juss guess im hott n believe that i send shots at ya shest
you wanna talk dorks mann i dont even need a fork i'll kill ya with a spork
tha champ is back to rap battles to fill some corks like tah pig that porg tahts all folks ya season is over like sports............................................ lil warm up fo ya

[conquistador]

You can't see me like white people on georgia avenue
I don't wanna hurt you but I will if I have to
The facts dude???
You a nerd and I really live it
Get stuff with shells like a turkey on thanksgiving
see I'm living real shit you don't exist
This on my wrist is just crystalized piss

[Chemarim]

shit-same dumb fuck who uses the same weapon at the next murder
bitch yea lines are to thin like a cheap coke hit now feel a desert ez burner
you'll urn a spot on my own kufi list, jus to fit in the be-headed catagorie
droping cold writinz for u is madatory but trashing 7 lines is another story
Stick to yea played life style, you n yea sister arguing on maury
stick a *washinton* bill on yea head n you still couldn't feel *glory*

[Shadow aka BMF]

im throwin poisinous darts tha size of dicks at this bitch like im r-kelly,
if it wasnt for me u wouldnt be fertilized in ya mom belly you not ready when i bomb firs like makaveli,
mini micheal jackson my style so hott even after im done u bobbin ya head like after u hit blox~of~jelly,
tha lyrical king is back so get ya gats when i use ya own sput to posion this rat

[Straws]

Ya bars are stretched kid, slow down, take a breath
Before ya end up like ya idol..
With ya right lung moved to ya left.
It's cool though that you sit here in the cypher daily
And diss kids above you..
When you're a writer.. rarely.
So pretend ya something, come back and diss me kid
And end up just like..
Every person who's gone missing did.

[Born To Kill]

I'm feelin the need to rip on weeds like a garden claw...
Explain whackness to a T, or just draw the shortest straw.
Cuz this herb is fucked, even his sig knows the truth...
The arrow points to elevation, but Straw just climbed on his roof!
Cuz stupid is as stupid does, somethin Gump once said...
Cuz dumbass is stuck in a Forrest of fucked...
..........So this straw like the camel...is better off dead!

[bornspokenword]

damnit...too slow...this was meant for straws...oh well here it is

trying to place your stlye's like a needle in a hay stack
or speeding thru a played track to get past the freyed act
I drew the shortest straw to diss you, grotesque and alone
a protesting clone, six posts from packing up and going home
so go phone your own kind, I've never been on a milk carton
but I missed your point like the 'diss' in your bars did

[Mis-Is]

more than half of ur shit didnt make sense
a quater of the half was all full of nonsense
i'leasily mash this dude right underneth my shoes
like a smoked cigarette u and u styles r of no use
this punk's mouth really stunks.i bet it too much of daddy's cum
u'ld never catch a ball if this was a football game,u'ld be beat like a drum
all ima tell you is to quit spitting cos u really talk greasy
'fore u get stumped and bent by the gurl called YVEY

[conquistador]

damn I saw ya pic and you was fine as shit
But common sense says stop doing this
You new to this like Ja rule and height
Fuck dissing you I wanna sleep with you tonight
See I.......
can do things that make you addicted
Just listen my clit-licking is sickening
Come to D.C and see me for some D
I'll make you see before you count to three

[Its Illytizzle!™]

for yvonne:

yvonne again?.. why the hell you back so quick?
bitch`ll be naked.. right after i take that pink slip
no, really.. quit.. an do it some time soon ma
you cant keep abreast of rap.. like an undersized bra
too far.. i know.. but still this wackest of cyphers is enough
to kill this birdie strait up, when i putt from her rough.

[Its Illytizzle!™]

carlos:

i really don`t get it, why you don`t get better in time
you crawled, walked, spoke.. but never could rhyme
it`s fine, some of us just aint made for it i guess
for instance: ya cypher proves ya still far from the best
here`s a test, dude: diss me with something that hurts
actually, fuck it.. stay typing an i`ll fall asleep on ya words.