I stole this from another forum but the stuff people posted was absolute comedy.. So I thought I'd start it over on RB..
Post your most awkward times that you've had with your parents.. It could be about sex/drugs, getting caught in the act of something embarassing, things your parents have said to you.. Anything..
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First time my moms seen me chillin` out back smokin` a blunt .. All she did was ask me if she could get a couple hits .. LoL
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First time my moms seen me chillin` out back smokin` a blunt .. All she did was ask me if she could get a couple hits .. LoL
-damn dog-you actually bein' serious?????????
This would've been embarrassing, but luckily I was 4 when I did it so I had no idea what I was on about
Me: Dad, why does my dick get big sometimes?
Dad: Errmm.. because. <Walks off laughing>
This one's even better:
Me: Look at this dad <brandishing science book>... Homo Erectus invented fire
Parents: Hahahaha... Homo Erectus
Me: What's so funny? <Walks off with confused look>
Oh yeah!!
*Tampon commercial on TV*
Me - Why do they need to advertise this?
Mom - I never really did understand how to use a tampon.
:vomit:
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^ LMAO
I can relate
Me: Mum, what's this?
Mum: Tampons
Me: But isn't that only for people who bleed when they have diarhhea?
Keep in mind I was 7
this happned when i was bout 12
phone rings
me- hello?
person on the other line - hello?
me- thinking its my nigga acting dumb -the fuck you want bitch?
person = what?
me-bitch you heard me stupid ass what the fuck you want?
person-this is your father..
me=whoa
me- hides in closet
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*falls out of chair*
*still laughing says,.."*...most awkward moment is when my mother was telling me about....MONTHLY STUFF....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
-It must be your money cus it aint your face..
My dad would get drunk:
Me: Dad what are you doing?
Dad:que putas..I'm fighting ninjas
Me: why don't you have pants on?
Dad:mijo, so they won't steal my money
Me:*runs up to room and lock myself*
Dad:hooooya, I'm bruce lee...La MARA!!!
That actually happened...when my dad would get drunk, he thought he was bruce lee..
murder murder
Caught jerking off.
The old classic.
wow....mom or pop caught you? or both?
-It must be your money cus it aint your face..
woke up after a night out drinkin....i was naked and my bed cover came off me..mum walked in...seen my pipe.. lmao
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bleh, that's not that embarrassing.
Nothing that your mom hasn't seen before.
One time I was sleeping and I heard some one laugh really loud and it sounded like my mom. I looked up and I had a huge boner. I couldn't look at my mom for weeks.
murder murder
^^ yeahsame here....it was mornin glory for me...i always have a boner in the mornin after drinkin....
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well this wasnt an embarrassing time for me, but it was for my brother...his girl friend was giving him head in the kitchen and me and my mom walked in. I felt his embarrassment tho....lmao
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