Self-Glorification Cypher

[kandy]

its like i'm in a play, setting the stage, i give my self props
i take a second to lay shit out and use 8 lines, tops
intimidate most femcees, but stand my ground with the guys
they cant bring my pride down no matter how hard they try
i'm cutting through this tension thats so thick i can see it
usin my words as my weapons and leave my enemies bleedin
haters say "fuck her she's wack", well fuck yall too
cus i stand my ground like security officers do

[Escar]

I drop mad bombs when I spit, coz I'm just hard-core
I'm superior to them, coz I just consider em as my whores
I spit lethal, never fail, that's just how shit gets goin
Attack em, finish their lives, without even knowin
The best so far, who'd have the guts to step up to me?
14 years of life, & I still cant find an MC as ill as me

Freestyled .

[Izz]

Im so dope i belong in detox stupid/
My raps is so nice dudes pay me just to beat box to it/
Im so sick i got rhymes that you cant even bite/
Im so nice dudes call me pollite/
Im sicker than whole crews/
Nicer than cold brews/
Sicker than Vodka, Malt liquor, and a handful of pills in ya belly/
Im so dope drug dealers steal me and try to sell me/
I got sicker verses with more sicker lines/
than you could spit in 6 or more of ya sickest rhymes/
Im so sick ive already died 6 or 7 times/
Im sicker than all the verses before this combined/
Im so sick .....but then how come i still aint signed?/

[Escar]

^^Creative shit, word 'em better, you must.

Drop so many words, like burgers bein' served in Hardees
Man, people buy me cribs, to show up at their parties!
But it's a mystery, coz I'm just dope, crazy, hollow
I'm a legend, leave tracks behind, everyone follows
MCs tried to step up to me, but they all just.... fell
I'll hit them so hard, before they know it, they're in hell

Blah, didn't like the last line.

[idle]

I win rap battles with lyrical precision
Your chances of beating me are smaller than a Chinese’s mans scope of vision
I got more dope lines than a Colombians birthday party
i could post here a 100 times and only only convey the truth partly
I stop more weak flows than heart attacks
Call me Dwaine chambers because I own tracks
More straight A’s than an amnesiac reciting the alphabet
I don’t aspire to greatness I look down on it
Idle and the mic, the best combination since gin and tonic
I’ll rip your throat out and tell you to speak louder
Idle is so far ahead he gets end of the world nostalgia
I’m so evil the earth spins to get away from me
Idle lyrics are timeless like Santa clause and gravity

idle

[Escar]

I'm known to lose it bitch, that's why I'm wild
Shit I can end lives, by just spittin a freestyle
Always big, while these other MCs stay small
But how do I challenege? When I taught them all
Forgive me God, for endin' random MCs everyday
Stop me? Yeah right, I'll just blow 'em away

-Kahn

[conquistador]

Why glorify myself that don't make me cash
real fast the wrong words will cost you yo ass
Fuck tha past I hope Crystal Barret get shot
Because she stole 5G's in Cash that I made on the block
So I moved now subdued in a den of fools
Where being a gangsta is cool and kids pull tools
Little boys bring down giants the rappers weren't lying
Fuck don't hate me for trying
supplying will get you hit by jealous misfits
Cuz when it come to money
They don't play that shit
The spray out clips to make it worse
You think they fireworks
But when you get hit shells split this fire hurts
Till I'm inside the earth
I'm cursed to gain worth
And everybody is saved except me in church

[Seb Blatter]

i drop dope, keep my weed clenched in fist though,
im a the point were i dont gotta try to fuck hoes,
i bring stage presence like im a rapping santa,
always on top, like missionary, in hip hop banter,
i have fun with it, and still remian the best,
you need more than vocab ill lyrics, just to impress,
i got both, like i'm the right pair of breasts,


blah

should of been in freestyle really.

[Dork]

Im nuttin but a sex machine
As soon as you hear my story you'll know what I mean

Dont read any further if your just a beginner
went so far up inside this bitch I could feel her innards
That sounds gross and all, but you should have been there
Got balls so big I need a weed whacker to trim my hair
Tell me when to stop if this gets too sick
I had 2 midgets and a hooker all sucking my dick
Thats my life, me and my big worm
Hair grows so fast,I gave my nuts a perm
Alright enough about me, back to banging bitches
my rhymes so tight like when I devirginized a virgin and left her in stiches
met a fine girl, I was all up in her rectum
After waxing it she said you "Bend it Like Beckham"
Fuck! alright already!, so im grossing you out
Last chic I had said I was fatter than a pig snout.

no doubt

[Drw]

I am new and I 'm fresh staying here to impress,
I know it's a beginning but I'm aiming for the best.
I got allsorts of mama's and grannies showing me love,
cause I am the not so dark angel descended from above,
I am a modern day new life karma sutra street preacher,
I am hands on and experimental, so come fuck your teacher.
I am taking the class and there alot of shit to be done,
In how many different positons can I make ya mama cum.
I aint bragging it's a fact that you will be needing Lubrication,
I aint lying it's true, I aint into my self glorification.

[-HarravE-]

Emcees on my level???........ Pfft, none can be found.
I prove I make a match, cuz I burn all emcees to the ground.
Those that hate? They better keeep to themselves!
Plus, some people die a virgin, I lost mines when I was twelve!
All who try to challenge me, they'll drown in merk-ey water.
Cause the way I'm gonna son them, I might as well have been their father!

[sabotage]

The say nobodys perfect but I'm an exception
So sexy I give everybody with balls erections
I'm cunning and a grandmaster of deception
Stealth assassin always avoiding a detection
Can't amount to me cause I shine about all
So damn loved, built me a shrine at the mall
I'm casanova gettin' every girl straight horny
I don't need to self-glorify cuz y'all do it 4 me
Giving new meaning to the words of big praise
Settin' fire to everything around the gig stage
You don't want it with me cause I'm utterly ill
Gross flow like kissin' a girl wit butter in her grill

[The Under Study]

Self-glorification, i was born through fornication
Impatient and anxious, im gracious and sworn to make it
i see many rappas aim is to be planned at me
but i stand on ma feet, with advanced techniques
enhance this speech,watch i spit the critical shit
i make literal hits, u relate to the phrase "ignorance is bliss"
and still got the nines and the mills packin
but i bring all that "bull" shit to a end like phil jackson

[roux]

it's like eutopia, when i pick up a mic
verbal cunnilingus on your ears like a professional dyke
incinerate your chocclea and simmer all your nerves
it's amazing how my absurd words put nerds all in a swerve
i'm like Khan when i speak, i conquer mighty peaks
take a swol mc and make him weak in tha knees
you gotta back up back up cause you shook up shook up
look up look up i call your bluff because you duck
penetrate defenses and vaginas alike
R O U to the X defines G O D on the mic

[Mr. Write]

why am i so tight its like im jesus came back to life
your shining knight in bright armor to whipe out evil inside
im the light in the dark spaces the right in the wrong places
my life is a homerun but i dont know where home base is
it amazes me every time i see the people less fortunate
throw an icecream cone out my window n go and thats all you get