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  • One Key

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  • h2o

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Thread: God & h2o vs. One Key & T West

  1. February 23rd, 2004, 06:09 PM #1
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    God & h2o vs. One Key & T West

    No confusin' bullshit at all (just follow the rules)
    If you wanna battle, post at this thread
    If not, DON'T POST
    First two to post are on teams
    It's me and h2o vs. whoever and whoever
    God will set it up (today or tommorow)
    No one besides a newbie or a flyweight
    Don't post and say we have to do it now, if u wanna battle here, ur gonna have to wait till check in
    Person on each team with the least posts spit first:
    So it would be:

    Whoever with less posts spits
    h2o spits
    Whoever with more posts spits
    God spits

    10-16 lines each
    No hate, crew, or D/R votes
    Feeding is allowed if ya really want to
    (But a real MC wouldn't need to)
    First person spits after check in, in the order above
    (Don't break the order. If u can't handle it, don't battle)
    200+ posts to vote ( no newbies at heart callin' themselves flyweights)
    *I'm not one*
    Good luck to all, and may this please be the first totally succesful tag team battle that I've ever seen on RapBattles. By the grace of God... LOL
  2. February 23rd, 2004, 06:11 PM #2
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    Checkin' in... Come on, ya'll... And vote on the battles in my sig, please. Can't elevate without more battlin'.
  3. February 23rd, 2004, 06:11 PM #3
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    Check CheCk ChecK...
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  4. February 23rd, 2004, 06:16 PM #4
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    30 minutes for everybody to spit. Everybody check in.
  5. February 23rd, 2004, 06:17 PM #5
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    checkin in
  6. February 23rd, 2004, 06:25 PM #6
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    checkin in........................................
  7. February 23rd, 2004, 06:28 PM #7
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    no hate h20 and god but t-west or one key cud beat u on there own.....i will let the merkin commence then vote
  8. February 23rd, 2004, 06:33 PM #8
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    LMFAO... Just spit, T West.
  9. February 23rd, 2004, 06:36 PM #9
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    Wow...God appears before me...but why ain't I cheering?...
    This guy's faker than a girl wearin weave and plastic earrings!
    I'll laugh in his face, he'll try to swing at me, and then miss...
    Then i'll reverse wat he did...and show that he's nothing but a bitch!*
    My knock has God petrified...shaking, scared to open his door...
    I said im bringing duck for dinner...and God is diving the the floor!
    i'll have him under the table, sitting and holding his spoon...
    you'd think he's Sean Paul the way he's "stickin like glue"!
    Then i'll rip and break apart, and divide h2o...
    I would slow down my pace...but he already has no flow!
    I leave him stable...that's why at me he can't barge...
    Even check the peroidic table...water has a negative charge!
    It's said that when water is declining, it increases it's pace...
    That's why when he was falling into wackness...
    ...he quickly took all the space!
    Now God destroyed water...don't credit me for doing this...
    I'm just the one who beat the shit out of god...
    ........after he took a piss!**


    *=God backwards spells "Dog"
    *=Heaven is in the clouds, rain falls from the clouds, rain is water...God's urine lol
  10. February 23rd, 2004, 06:49 PM #10
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    God
    Dudes Name Is God...Now I Aint Believing..
    Ya Creating Whackness..
    ......................Like Toddlers Weaving..
    Gods Right, Hes In Heaven So He
    Quote Originally Posted by God
    Can't Elevate
    Gods Already In The Sky..
    ..............Whys His User Title Say FlyWeight?
    Tags up With H20, Cuz God Couldnt Beat Me Alone..
    6th Line, Ya Already Falling..
    ..................................Cuz Gods Got Broken Bones!..
    Line Seven And Eight, I Shall Not Try...
    Im Teachin God A Murking..
    .................And Hes Asking,"Why!?"...

    H20
    Hes Already 2, But He Still Needs A Teammate...
    But Hes Confident..
    ......................Cuz hes With God The Great!..
    The Kid Thinks Hes Tight..Thinks He Can Flow..
    Lyrics Wrappin Ya UP..
    ......................To be Nice, I'll Add A Fuckin Bow!...
    This Is Less Than Half-Assed, Hope You Win..
    But Thats Doubtful..
    ..............Like A Planet...That Doesnt Spin!..
    Last Bar, We'll Take The Chances Of A Loss...
    Leavin Screamin "No!"
    ..Cuz i Asked If 1 More Punch Can b Tossed

    Fuck I Came Weak, Sorry, I Wasnt Clickin Today...

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  11. February 23rd, 2004, 07:10 PM #11
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    God Your Late Around 27 Mins
    One Key Late Around 27 Mins
    Current Time= 7:07
    Twest Your On Time
    h20 Your Late Around 22 Mins

    Since Twest Is ON My Team And He Wasnt Late Means

    God And H20 Were Late, Your Whole Team Was Late
    Twest On Time, One Key Was Late
    We Win by DQ?

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  12. February 23rd, 2004, 07:12 PM #12
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    i feel like a magnifying glass cuz im burnen these 2 ants,
    t west talks about urine but he calls himself pissypants,
    this faggot bends over while t west enters him with one key,
    i dont even have to read your shit to tell u dont belong in RB,
    i pull out my lyrical guns and they auto-target wak mc's,
    to avoid gettin blowed the fuck up these bitches are on there knees,
    these two are butt buddies people should fuckin figure it out,
    your feelings are hurt but your being cheered up with his dick in your mouth
    the fire i spit leaves one key melting on t west,
    its funny how they think we are the worst but we're really the best,
  13. February 23rd, 2004, 07:16 PM #13
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    yo, we spit after the last person spits. Check the rules. I'm keyin' now.
  14. February 23rd, 2004, 07:19 PM #14
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    NIce drops so far, but how late is God he makes rules and cant stick to them..........


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  15. February 23rd, 2004, 07:20 PM #15
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    i dont wanna vote becus i wanna give others a test...but r u crazy fuckin with them ......t-west will slaughter you on his bad days....lol.....*cough*MERK*cough*
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