The only thing hazardous about you is your hygiene,
But i guess reading this will at least burn your eye clean,
You said it yourself, i'm the rat, you're the cheese,
And you're full fat, so you've got yourself heart disease,
What's that you said? I can't hear past all the flabber,
Well it's not like it matter cos to me it's just blabber,
And why do i always bring up homo, homo?
Well, gee fag boy, i guess i just don't know,
Could it be your pronounced homosexual activity,
Or the way you treat your sexuality liberally?
Like a pendulum, boy, you swing both ways,
So at least i can hope you're just a passing phase
