Diss a rapper

[ak-mixa]

Jay-Z can I get a fuck you.....oh oh!!!!!!!!

I always overlook and pass your album cover
saying,"Damn dats a pretty ugly motherfucker"
lookin like a gorilla with dick lips in a black suit
no respect for you man need to take da boot
a pussy dat couldn't get any to begin rappin bout some
nigga I see you on T.V.,"A hoe i'm scared to fuck one"
steppin down south is my rap class and take a seat
lyrically I can't help you and God says you too weak
finally you figured it's not good and retired
your ass stopped rackin dough and got fired
can I get a fuck you to you "Jay-Z" like I drilled yo mama
nigga please you ever wouldn't of killed me over drama
i'm out it's over don't have to even try an flip a fuckin bar
Jay-Z known da king of N.Y.C. pussies from here and a far

Jay-Z can I get a fuck you......... oh!!!!!! oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

next rapper: J-bo from Youngbloodz

[UbranRealist]

Fuck j bo cuz i'd leave his ass shakin like j lo and with a left hand than a right and the only way he'd even be considered as good is if he faked his death than kept coming out with new shit fuck if he's a young blood why he dressed in blue shit he just a new green rapper that needs to stop fuckin around and tell da world he's "comin out like" levi's new jeans so fuck him and his mic you couldn't tell different between youngbloods if you put them up against 2 dykes

[ak-mixa]

Tech9 nizzle from Kansas City had his producers.. jus left him
ain't shot a tech so betta choose a stick... your new weapon
stop flowin fast like bone thugs and harmony which you can't
young thug wannabe hard rappin senseless pull up your pants
sounds what you say are rants and incantations
being a slow generic rapper still down with faking

next rapper: Master P.

[Illizit]

Beat: Ba-da-ba, Ba-da-ba, Bah

While, wa-chin i, cant seem to, stop/
laf-ing my, bean dip has droped/
bag of chip, all o-ver place/
tears in eyes, PIAN, in my jaw/
cant be-lieve, WHAT I just saw/
Help me please, 4 Master P's-sake/
Piss poor acting, shattered my face.

rapper = flava flave;

[set-ignorance]

Flava Flave, got me laffin n shit....
this bitch is whacker than most of the lines in the above spit...

You can handle it, the truth that you need to be told...
your ass is gettin to whack, wrinkly n old...
maybe thats ya raps, or just ya generic style...
shit ppl like you shud be merked into a pile...
i've never met you face 2 face, if i did i'd laugh...
slippin back the mace, while my spits wud be whooping yo'w ass...
this is to easy, its almost like a domination...
Flava Flave, gettin his ass dissed, just like his reputation...
this is my section, of full function, manfiestival punctuation...
"F" 4 'Fake' Cos you's a bitch, better yet a demonstration...

Rapper: Jermaine Dupri (bitch suxs ass)

[Scott B]

damn hard cuz jiggas my favorite, but here we go

ur rhymes are gettin old, ur albums being less and less sold
id be surprised if the black album went gold
if this dude was the best, id hate to see the future
im feel sorry for kanye west, wasted beats from a producer
u got the rocafella clique, plus a fat~assed bitch
just to compensate for your Fat~assed lips
this guys a biter, that does even bother to write
thats right, this dudes darker than the night
beyonce 22, and this dude thirty plus
that would be illegal, then theyd make a fuss
saturatory rape, like kobe, it was consentual
this dudes retirement, damn it was eventual

Rapper=Tech9

[da-one]

i'll murda you and yo whole wu-tang crew
yall fucc each other at night tell me who bang who?
talkin chamber this sword that when they com through
how can you be wu-tang and dont even know kung fu
who gave you the name john blaze
yu succ so much dicc we smell it through yo cd in each rhyme phrase

next rapper/dancer/i need a girl bitch is p.diddy

[ak-mixa]

*from P.Diddy's point of view he saying dis*

I know I need a girl real bad for me... P.Diddy
can't get J-lo guess i'll go fuck Oprah Win-free
take a trip down with memory lane of how I drop problems
will dis fit my 4 centimeter dick...guess I change condoms
Trojan seems to have a good feel to it..really all I can say
when i'm in a room full of boys I say fuck you... to be gay
i'm another artist trying to be on album covers to be displayed
thinking i'm a good dope artist come and see my ass off stage

Chorus
I need a guy who can ride dick like newbies RB
I really rather prefer dick over any bitches pussy
all I need is dat one hard pump in da butt...go ahead and grab
nigga come over here give me a hug pull out yo dick...and stab

ALL.................I............NEED........IS... ....A.......GAY....NIGGA......LIKE ME GIRL!!!!!!!

[FaTaL_LyRiKzZ]

Project Pat Never Heard Of Him But He Probably Sucks..||
I Take This Project Chick And Make Him Ay Wanna-B Emcee Deluxe..||
Tenesse But THis Nicca AInt A Titan..||
If He Was A Ray The Sun Still Wouldnt Lighten..||
I Take This P.A.T And Make Him My Science Projeckt..||
If He Was DSL He Still Wouldnt Connect..||

[rip'da'5-0]

"big pimpin" you know this nigga cant spit.
Thats why he started roc'a'fella-tryed to produce a hit
But you know the only thing this nigga be hittin is the dick
Shit nigga .. you soft like bisquik .. like i had for breakfast
i come behind ya .. strangle ya .. nd snatch ur necklace
this things 24 karot..? id be embarrased justa wear it
Did i mention i took his wallet and his gat,
took his cadillac .. damn this things wack
this things out-dated -- you wunderin y u being hated
you cant roll somethin form the past.
itll come up behind ya in kick ya in tha ass.
crush ya bones .. break ya back. you betta watch out, i put u ina body cast


People always askin for battles .. but itsa no-show
Cause his punches are weak .. and his rymes dont flow
shit, if i didnt know .. id say this niggaz a bench ho.

What happened to all tha glocks nd gats .. where did it go??
you know this nigga is to scared to juss lock nd load.
But he got the pistol cocked ready to drop niggas,
but when it comes to drawin gats obie pulls quika
pull so fast .. make ya hands quiva

Cause when obie pulls the trigga he'll some send bullets in yo direction,
Cause Jay's rhymes arent hard, he cant even get an erection



next rapper------JIN! someone rip this chinese nigga up

[FaTaL_LyRiKzZ]

Now Im AzN Also But Am Gonna Diss Jin Hard..||
His Eyes Are So Small That Blackjack Dealers Can Bluff-On-Cards..||
He Wagerin Hes Chinese nones Gettin Mad..||
EVERYONE Wants To Be CHinese Song Was Badd..||
I Rip Him In To Peicies Or Even 4..||
I Take JIN & Tequila As I Hit The Floor..||

Next Rapper-----------------50 Cent

[Masahiko.]

you say you a ganksta.. hatin wankstas
well too bad with out them ull be poor soo say thank ya
wtf? shit 50 cents tight.. hell naww that aint true
the bitch got shot nine times gods sending a message to you
u got hit in the jaw still tryna rap... mother fucker nobody likes ya
juss like ya song.... shit im surprise god didnt send somone to fight ya
too bad if ya only knew what ya in for bitch life runnin short
too bad... you got son'd fifty like ya nickname was sport

Next... Sean Paul... hes a rapper right???

[M-Sixteen]

Yo, yo hold on gimme the mic,
he aint a rapper but i'mma burn this clown if you 'gimme the light'
the truth is.... he's fakin'
after 'im still in love'- ive started to wonder if the mans even jamaican
theres only one of me
Sean made the 'gimme a run' dance while he was duckin authorities
what you even ask for?
niggaz makin number one hits and he aint even got a passport....
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Next Rapper.... its a hard one.... SHYNE

[Edge]

Yo, dat punk shyne, ain't nothing but a bitch,
after all, he's taking it in the ass for something p diddy did,
never heard his rhymes, but they couldn't have been good,
after all, he went from being a hanger-on to a common hood,
shyne, what a stupid name, man what a dope,
now he has to worry about dropping the soap,
bad boy for life, yeah it must not be great,
here's a tip: to have a world tour, you must be able to leave the states,
now you're in jail, probably getting no respect,
probably the proud bitch of bubba the roughneck,

that's all I got to say, trying to grab at me through the cell bars,
here's something to further infuriate you,
at a police auction, I bought your car,

you know, it's a sweet ride, too bad you're in jail,
uh oh, here comes bubba,
prepare to get nailed.

Next target: fat joe.

[MX]

yeah punk ass meth bettta stay to hisself//
fuckin wit me niggga bad for ya heatlh//
u high but niggai'm still higher//
ain't wit wu tang no more yo ass got fired//
u was da wackest outta da group//
but talk i leave ya brain hot like soup//

next:ll cool j