Wk.15: WordzAhGod (2-1) Vs. Nahlidge (3-1)

[Mystery~Murdera]

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[Nahlidge]

Howdy good fella. 10.

[Wordz AhGod.]

sure thang sir.. 10 sounds good.

[Nahlidge]

Wanna know how I know you`re gay????

Because you try to tonsil touch`n men`s prostates while jelq`n Richard Simmons.....

But that`s besides the point....




This Pvt. barely passed his ASVAB & the retard caused a commotion
When I said his ideas were Capt. obvious... thinkin` he got a promotion
Proud U beat Willy with LESS lines? Don`t brag bitch you`re borin` us
But I was GLAD you did too... so I didn`t have 2 read any MORE of `em
& you can call me King, not a fan of tag, plus I`m no brown ass kisser
So even if I DO SAY you`re IT... just means you`re a clown ass nigga
This bitch ain`t AhGod, no headliner, so go `head try to son me hater
So I can CrossWordz... or just ignore `em & skip to the funny papers
You`re FAR from dope, personals suck & punches have clout hardly
So if voters say "wordPlay", they jus agree`n w/ homie from House Party

[Wordz AhGod.]

you ugly fucking bastard.. this niggas face looks like something a 5 year old would draw with a broken crayon.

nigga Im on my...

scientific atomic mass chart game n his fat ass shouldn't stress clout
cos for Nah, the truth of the Matter is..
..the total body weight he's accumilated from his chest down.
ur overweight schemes'll fail cos half ur shits stupid
n he's at the point of no return.. here's hoping he'll finally stick to it.
Asshole, I can't believe u just dropped shit..
when we see a Nah line n go, "hey hey hey"..
..s'not a Fat Albert impersonation.. just us tellin em to stop it.
they say he's a topical legend.. n he's dope on the keys
n that he's his own Hero.. but I dont see em smothered in cheese.
Im number 1 in this battle, n I'll even use food as my weapon
cos even if the tables turn.. as usual, u'll just be looking for 2nd..

lol.. 10 g'luck fam.

[e.r.]

ur overweight schemes'll fail cos half ur shits stupid
n he's at the point of no return.. here's hoping he'll finally stick to it.
Im number 1 in this battle, n I'll even use food as my weapon
cos even if the tables turn.. as usual, u'll just be looking for 2nd..

Vs.

Proud U beat Willy with LESS lines? Don`t brag bitch you`re borin` us
But I was GLAD you did too... so I didn`t have 2 read any MORE of `em


V/ Wordz.


wtf @ wordz droppin all fat lines and still getting my vote. you OD'd on those mo'fuckas.

wtf @ nah droppin crossword and wordplay lines..come on dude. thats wack.


although you did have the LOTB with the willy line.

but kinda expected more from both.

[Hush the faggot]

^why u freeposting in here genius?..neway

Proud U beat Willy with LESS lines? Don`t brag bitch you`re borin` us
But I was GLAD you did too... so I didn`t have 2 read any MORE of `em
& you can call me King, not a fan of tag, plus I`m no brown ass kisser
So even if I DO SAY you`re IT... just means you`re a clown ass nigga

vs

Asshole, I can't believe u just dropped shit..
when we see a Nah line n go, "hey hey hey"..
..s'not a Fat Albert impersonation.. just us tellin em to stop it.


both had some decent unquotables but I'm lazy. An I'm not doing line by line, fuck these guys.

v/nahlidge

[A. Karpis]

em and us dosn't rhyme just to let u know lol
smh@ all the bad rhyming as of late


This Pvt. barely passed his ASVAB & the retard caused a commotion
When I said his ideas were Capt. obvious... thinkin` he got a promotion
You`re FAR from dope, personals suck & punches have clout hardly
So if voters say "wordPlay", they jus agree`n w/ homie from House Party

vs

scientific atomic mass chart game n his fat ass shouldn't stress clout
cos for Nah, the truth of the Matter is..
..the total body weight he's accumilated from his chest down.

clout/down? nah man.......quit being lazy lol

Asshole, I can't believe u just dropped shit..
when we see a Nah line n go, "hey hey hey"..
..s'not a Fat Albert impersonation.. just us tellin em to stop it.


honestly this battle was close, i felt wordz tried too hard on the Fat jokes
Some i liked, some had me saying no....Both had misses but i gotta go with
Nah on this.....

V/Nahlidge

[Rupture]

This Pvt. barely passed his ASVAB & the retard caused a commotion
When I said his ideas were Capt. obvious... thinkin` he got a promotion
Proud U beat Willy with LESS lines? Don`t brag bitch you`re borin` us
But I was GLAD you did too... so I didn`t have 2 read any MORE of `em

Vs.

Nothing that stood out..

Wordz didn't even try, not even the fat jokes were creative. Nah had the overall better verse, your better than this wordz..

v/ Nahlidge

[Wordz AhGod.]

lol thanks for voting..

and before you judge me on this.. Its just fun.. I doubt I'll get into the playoffs so Im just having fun with my verses lol. I get laughs from this shit haha. Cool battle though Nahlidge. holla at ya boy.

[Thomas]

This Pvt. barely passed his ASVAB & the retard caused a commotion
When I said his ideas were Capt. obvious... thinkin` he got a promotion
decent
Proud U beat Willy with LESS lines? Don`t brag bitch you`re borin` us
But I was GLAD you did too... so I didn`t have 2 read any MORE of `em
lol nice
& you can call me King, not a fan of tag, plus I`m no brown ass kisser
So even if I DO SAY you`re IT... just means you`re a clown ass nigga
decent
This bitch ain`t AhGod, no headliner, so go `head try to son me hater
So I can CrossWordz... or just ignore `em & skip to the funny papers
nice
You`re FAR from dope, personals suck & punches have clout hardly
So if voters say "wordPlay", they jus agree`n w/ homie from House Party
decent closer.

vs

scientific atomic mass chart game n his fat ass shouldn't stress clout
cos for Nah, the truth of the Matter is..
..the total body weight he's accumilated from his chest down.
decent
ur overweight schemes'll fail cos half ur shits stupid
n he's at the point of no return.. here's hoping he'll finally stick to it.
not for me
Asshole, I can't believe u just dropped shit..
when we see a Nah line n go, "hey hey hey"..
..s'not a Fat Albert impersonation.. just us tellin em to stop it.
quite good i thought
they say he's a topical legend.. n he's dope on the keys
n that he's his own Hero.. but I dont see em smothered in cheese.
not for me buddy
Im number 1 in this battle, n I'll even use food as my weapon
cos even if the tables turn.. as usual, u'll just be looking for 2nd..
good closer...

Although Wordz had some good lines i thought, he had a a dodgey one and 2 that were better than the others. Nah stayed pretty consistent throughout and had some humorous lines. Vote/Nah.

[Kontext]

This Pvt. barely passed his ASVAB & the retard caused a commotion
When I said his ideas were Capt. obvious... thinkin` he got a promotion
You`re FAR from dope, personals suck & punches have clout hardly
So if voters say "wordPlay", they jus agree`n w/ homie from House Party

vs

Nothing stood out at all


vote-nahlidge....wordz, either you get "drunk" before every battle or everytime you seem to post or you just dont care...either way I thought naHlidge came better with a more polished verse...

[ALIEN]

This Pvt. barely passed his ASVAB & the retard caused a commotion
When I said his ideas were Capt. obvious... thinkin` he got a promotion
Proud U beat Willy with LESS lines? Don`t brag bitch you`re borin` us
But I was GLAD you did too... so I didn`t have 2 read any MORE of `em
This bitch ain`t AhGod, no headliner, so go `head try to son me hater
So I can CrossWordz... or just ignore `em & skip to the funny papers

vs

ur overweight schemes'll fail cos half ur shits stupid
n he's at the point of no return.. here's hoping he'll finally stick to it.


Nah had a dope ass verse here to me. Was feelin pretty much every line. I think that IT/clown had potential, but that setup just seemed to forced to me, i know it tied it in but just didnt work for me, but dope concept... other than that, no complaints really. Wordz had a mixture of non-hitting lines mixed with some "3 line" format lines that were waaaay too stretched. Nothing horrrible, but only that one i quoted was really decent to me. Coo battle but Nah got it easy.

vote = nah

[ThatKidCry]

This Pvt. barely passed his ASVAB & the retard caused a commotion
When I said his ideas were Capt. obvious... thinkin` he got a promotion
okay
Proud U beat Willy with LESS lines? Don`t brag bitch you`re borin` us
But I was GLAD you did too... so I didn`t have 2 read any MORE of `em
liked this.. good hit
& you can call me King, not a fan of tag, plus I`m no brown ass kisser
So even if I DO SAY you`re IT... just means you`re a clown ass nigga
ehh I've seen IT plays before
This bitch ain`t AhGod, no headliner, so go `head try to son me hater
So I can CrossWordz... or just ignore `em & skip to the funny papers
okay
You`re FAR from dope, personals suck & punches have clout hardly
So if voters say "wordPlay", they jus agree`n w/ homie from House Party
not feelin it

vs

scientific atomic mass chart game n his fat ass shouldn't stress clout
cos for Nah, the truth of the Matter is..
..the total body weight he's accumilated from his chest down.
not bad
ur overweight schemes'll fail cos half ur shits stupid
n he's at the point of no return.. here's hoping he'll finally stick to it.
okay
Asshole, I can't believe u just dropped shit..
when we see a Nah line n go, "hey hey hey"..
..s'not a Fat Albert impersonation.. just us tellin em to stop it.
nah, weak
they say he's a topical legend.. n he's dope on the keys
n that he's his own Hero.. but I dont see em smothered in cheese.
nope.. miss
Im number 1 in this battle, n I'll even use food as my weapon
cos even if the tables turn.. as usual, u'll just be looking for 2nd..
this isn't a bad concept.. shoulda been done differently then a ranking flip tho imo..



overall okay battle.. short.. sweet.. to the point.. both of you had shitty punches that I didn't like imo.. I think nah edged it by a punch tho..



vote Nahlidge

[Nahlidge]

Nahlidge wins and is 4-1
Wordz loses and is 2-2