Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic
8 lines per participant
no more, no less
ur neighborhood pic battling veteran barcotic himself will be choosing a winner w/ a broken down analysis of each verse
anybody can take part
winner gets a cypher accomp
this closes when I say it closes
good luck
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Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic
Sharp cold steel to your upper abs, it will hella hurt
long sword right to your chest that'll match that zelda shirt
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Fukin meat head! I pull up &a the fist'll come @ U
Cuttin out ya bicep w/ a Zelda daggers the only thing chyzzled about you
U ain't bout that life man, yo I pull out & ya life is in shambles
Cos Only time we've seen you holding a strap is while you riding a camel
Fuck punchin ya melon, blades'll prove this chump soft
Fitting U wearing that banana colored hat cos I'll be cutting ya top off
My verse can get chalked up! Take each diss to the heart bruh
Or I'll post a pic of me dragging ur corpse the same path you walked up
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I'm Jason, I bet u hate tjat, are u at camp crystal lake jack?
slash parts of ur neck in the woods and im not talking where u
Stay at
Those facial features have douche written on it, after one beer I'm snuffing him,
From the looks of that arm tattoo, ur crayola beards probably colored in,
POV or HD? Either way I'm hitting from the back,
& I'm not drug pimpin when I say ur sluts catching licks for my sack,
Nice hat faggot, u look like a fking gae retarded snitch,
Knock knock.... What does the FOX say?
That barcotic's a bigger douche than Tucker Carlson
@barcomic delete mi first post
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@Barcotic
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You think ur tough. We just think ya stupid
This nigga reppin Zelda biggedt fag on site...dont need a link to prove it
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Im a Rednose and your a Corgis..YOU do that path
So in otherwords its far to say i should walk YOU thru that path
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×edit. First line is you do that MATH
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×and fair to say
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Swinging the ax & hitting high notes lumbered at heads
It WAS all yellow, but that cold play turned the cap red
I can’t believe you, makes me want to tag dude
In any post titled “Mention guys that regret their tattoo”
I know your Fogle… w/ that pedophile attire he left the hood
Subway got hot he started driving kids to the woods.
Beat ya bitch to timid and no one can stop it,
Double leach ya dog for the safety word he ain’t barking.
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Fuck your tough guy facade, you oughtta stop it w/ that
raise my hand back n you'll piss ur pants.. apparently at the drop of a hat
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dude is hella gay, dog its plain as day
them rolls under his neck is the new 50 shades of grey
speakin of razor blades, one slice'll take u apart
don't know how to get away with murder, but that lake trail is an amazing start
u take a dog or a bootleg sheep? u'll get cracked n leak fam
ive heard of a wolf in sheeps clothing, but not a bitch with leashed lamb
geez man, that "I'm a predator hat" is a dead give away
it says "I don't like little girls while I'm walking thu parks.... at least maybe not today"
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Zelda really? that top got u needing to die,
Bombz'll air out ya windpipe..ocarina of time
Dude i'm crazy, people always worry when dude'll flip,
i'm not one to cross bitch..your out walking a poodle mix
So the inks on show, n is that you actually tryin to smile wow,
you got out ya inner bicep ya face says it been out for a while now
if someone did that too my facial hair i'd cut the dude
you got that shade on ya lips like that scene with bubba blue
Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic
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dude is hella gay, dog its plain as day
them rolls under his neck is the new 50 shades of grey
true that..
but fuck a movie, it reminds me of a commercial instead
maybe Grey Poupon, cuz looks like someone shitted all over his neck
got an nes princess zelda tee on w/ the weapon in front
thats the Sword Of A Bitch, yet no question if he's resembling one
f'n canuck in the Bushes w/ dandruff around the collar alignment
should look Left,Behind Ur Body n Brush.. same place cops'll prolly find it
stupid slight grin pose. guess thats how white people do it
makes me wanna "ring ur neck", but looks like life beat me to it
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This dude loses to joog every season, 'member...
Now he's riding a camel to see what if feels like to be a winner.
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we roastin' a legend??? :laugh::laugh: please...none of ya punches land, this post is a lesson
Quit boastin a second, ya eyebrows the only lines thats even CLOSE TO CONNECTIN'
now, the first 10 dudes before me roasted u, but with these hands i take it farther fellows
and the way i line these up to connect at ya chin....would make your barber jealous
ya backround tells us which one leaves on the ground and it can get hostile
huge guns on ya face, that's a long nose with a big hole... like ya left nostril
they say Bars a legend, well im Randy orton, only some get that ..so the Thug'sll cheer
cause im the legend killer?, no bitch!... its cause if i bare these arms, then skulls appear
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Tri force to win my matches w/o Linkd feeding back to these geeks
You wont be able to walk, dog..after I unleash the beast
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Lets try angles with a sword entering your triangle,
in your chest it'll enter, then exit,
from underneath a legend leaving link a blind angel.
By killing this character is how I keep thy game cool
Meaning bodies in the woods, left headless,
Without any links, nobody saving Zelda from my chain pull.
Barcotic couldn't be legend even if its imprinted in caps lock text
that's why I wrote this scheme,
You can't base a legend by printed pictures on a cons chest.