WK12: King (6-2) vs Bomb Bard (6-3) - King WINS

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@King @Bomb Bard

Check

14?

Sure

King AKA Lyrisic aka Lil DzBit Ice..





Listen Faggit...
Strum ur strings I bit, & how U Legend, fat guy
Once I feed David Bowies Rockin. Then Find him more Decayed than That Guy
Vs me? U a Shark in Mud, God dam this lame
Morgue'll put Brown On Ice after catchin More Cases.. than Evander Kane!
Have Fat Boy Eatin bullets till all he do is fall
Take a Full Trey to the Gut! but theres No Plates Or Food Involved
Weak is nothin, frozen how voters squeeze ur nuts quick
This round they wont be Full Of Ice, While you'd devour a Freezer bucket!
Hate Mag was a Newborn love,Sic's his prudest style
Funny call'n Ways Baby Bash Cos I'll use a brick & do that once U Produce A Child







My fucking verse was deleted... heres 10

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Gow vs me in HoF battle 2011

fuckin poser shouldnt be here, uve never spit no ethered flames
you went from lyrisic to king, and havent lived up to either name


Killing Spree vs me in FL 2014

This dudes a fake faggot with no future how I ether lames…
Went to KING from Lyrisic and we have yet to see you live up to either name!

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Originally Posted by Fresh

Don't fall for his trap son... He was in the thread with the bar he bit days before he posted that battle. He switched key words around, like "fucking poser" to "fake faggot" and switched "from lyrisic to king" to "to KING from lyrisic"

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i bet u kept hof hidden to hide the verse u bit lmao i also bet u ducked the champ match coz u knew this was coming.



U cokehead biter, I'm holdin court n dude I have no remorse for u
Was it one bar?...or a few? junkie faggot did u steal the lines ur snortin too?!?
Got ur wifey whorin, Started off lame but now that head games divine
Suckin dick like a blowpop...n when it comes to lollygaggin son she aint waisting time
Guess the duck failed. now u gettin hit so hard u wont recover right
There's no side-steppin this battle now fag, so u better runnin board on the other site
n His girl been looking to creep, cant take all his lame wackness
Ironic ur bitch on a man hunt while ur tryina hide n seek thru hall of fame matches
First the bite, then the blatant duck. But finally this clowns mine
n U only made it worse for urself...like u did w/ the fucking wording in GoW's line



Clown

This is actually pretty close... I think the freezer bucket and David Bowie lines were bad misses.. They had potential too

I thought kings opener shoulda been way tougher with the biting ammo he posted, but it fell flat.... Bar for bar Kings more consistent with better structure and comes out with the W though...

v- King

Spree
Strum ur strings I bit, & how U Legend, fat guy
Once I feed David Bowies Rockin. Then Find him more Decayed than That Guy
i meeean.. if u meant feed him elbows, this was forced. if not, i couldnt figure it out. miss
Vs me? U a Shark in Mud, God dam this lame
Morgue'll put Brown On Ice after catchin More Cases.. than Evander Kane!
fire ftmp, i wouldve went without the catchin more cases part tho
Have Fat Boy Eatin bullets till all he do is fall
Take a Full Trey to the Gut! but theres No Plates Or Food Involved
i dropped a trey lb/angry inmate bar that takes some sting away from this IMO but decent nonetheless
Weak is nothin, frozen how voters squeeze ur nuts quick
This round they wont be Full Of Ice, While you'd devour a Freezer bucket!
whack
Hate Mag was a Newborn love,Sic's his prudest style
Funny call'n Ways Baby Bash Cos I'll use a brick & do that once U Produce A Child
fuck no

1 gd punch
1 jab
3 misses

vs

King
U cokehead biter, I'm holdin court n dude I have no remorse for u
Was it one bar?...or a few? junkie faggot did u steal the lines ur snortin too?!?
nah
Got ur wifey whorin, Started off lame but now that head games divine
Suckin dick like a blowpop...n when it comes to lollygaggin son she aint waisting time
lol good
Guess the duck failed. now u gettin hit so hard u wont recover right
There's no side-steppin this battle now fag, so u better runnin board on the other site
ehhh, not feeling the concept here
n His girl been looking to creep, cant take all his lame wackness
Ironic ur bitch on a man hunt while ur tryina hide n seek thru hall of fame matches
nice
First the bite, then the blatant duck. But finally this clowns mine
n U only made it worse for urself...like u did w/ the fucking wording in GoW's line
dece

2 gd punches
1 jab
2 misses

v/king

Evander Kane, Trey Gut
Vs
Blow pop, man hunt

V. King...had the more personal hard hitting verse overall. Stingy w/ the quotes but I like those the most

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Originally Posted by Bomb Bard

King AKA Lyrisic aka Lil DzBit Ice..
Real Name - David Brown

Listen Faggit...
Strum ur strings I bit, & how U Legend, fat guy
Once I feed David Bowies Rockin. Then Find him more Decayed than That Guy
See what u were going for and it was cool but a lilllll forced imo
Vs me? U a Shark in Mud, God dam this lame
Morgue'll put Brown On Ice after catchin More Cases.. than Evander Kane!
Cool
Have Fat Boy Eatin bullets till all he do is fall
Take a Full Trey to the Gut! but theres No Plates Or Food Involved
Nah seen this a couple times recently
Weak is nothin, frozen how voters squeeze ur nuts quick
This round they wont be Full Of Ice, While you'd devour a Freezer bucket!
Lol kinda weak for a punch imo but funny
Hate Mag was a Newborn love,Sic's his prudest style
Funny call'n Ways Baby Bash Cos I'll use a brick & do that once U Produce A Child
Cool

My fucking verse was deleted... heres 10

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Originally Posted by King

i bet u kept hof hidden to hide the verse u bit lmao i also bet u ducked the champ match coz u knew this was coming.



U cokehead biter, I'm holdin court n dude I have no remorse for u
Was it one bar?...or a few? junkie faggot did u steal the lines ur snortin too?!?
Cool flip on a coke/line play
Got ur wifey whorin, Started off lame but now that head games divine
Suckin dick like a blowpop...n when it comes to lollygaggin son she aint waisting time
I dig
Guess the duck failed. now u gettin hit so hard u wont recover right
There's no side-steppin this battle now fag, so u better runnin board on the other site
Decent
n His girl been looking to creep, cant take all his lame wackness
Ironic ur bitch on a man hunt while ur tryina hide n seek thru hall of fame matches
Tight
First the bite, then the blatant duck. But finally this clowns mine
n U only made it worse for urself...like u did w/ the fucking wording in GoW's line
Eh ok


Clown

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Got King here

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Originally Posted by Bomb Bard

King AKA Lyrisic aka Lil DzBit Ice..
Real Name - David Brown




Listen Faggit...
Strum ur strings I bit, & how U Legend, fat guy
Once I feed David Bowies Rockin. Then Find him more Decayed than That Guy
This was upward dog. I appreciate you trying your best with just David to go on.
Vs me? U a Shark in Mud, God dam this lame
Morgue'll put Brown On Ice after catchin More Cases.. than Evander Kane!
Do you fuckers watch every sport? Like every sport, every season? How in the fuck do you guys know every sports related person in the world? That said, I hated the setup - Shark in Mud is a real stretch. Brown on Ice is really the cool part of this bar and you surrounded it with too much. It was a cool punch. You kinda fucked it up.
Have Fat Boy Eatin bullets till all he do is fall
Take a Full Trey to the Gut! but theres No Plates Or Food Involved
So someone needs to explain how these types of punchlines are worded, to me. Like... I like full trey to the gut. I even kind of like the setup. I would be down with this, but I feel like it delivers the punch... and then continues, just to hit the multi? Full Trey to the Gut is the good part of this bar. Why doesn't it end here? Barcotic does this a lot and it drives me fucking crazy. But I do like full try to the gut.
Weak is nothin, frozen how voters squeeze ur nuts quick
This round they wont be Full Of Ice, While you'd devour a Freezer bucket!
So I really really hate your setups in this verse. I feel like the wording is just kind of forced and random. It confuses me. Like look at frozen how voters squeeze your nuts quick. It doesn't flow and it isn't clear. This isn't my favorite bar from you.
Hate Mag was a Newborn love,Sic's his prudest style
Funny call'n Ways Baby Bash Cos I'll use a brick & do that once U Produce A Child
This is more of that wording that really I don't fuck with. Baby bash is kind of a cool concept. The setup -- sic's his prudest style? I didn't love that. And then Baby bash was cool... but you have the whole second half which is just to satisfy the multi? Like... I really, truly don't get why punches are strung out like this. And I don't fuck with it.






My fucking verse was deleted... heres 10

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Sucks that your verse was deleted.

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Originally Posted by King

i bet u kept hof hidden to hide the verse u bit lmao i also bet u ducked the champ match coz u knew this was coming.



U cokehead biter, I'm holdin court n dude I have no remorse for u
Was it one bar?...or a few? junkie faggot did u steal the lines ur snortin too?!?
The scheme on this bar is fucking retarded and off the wall. The punch itself was pretty clever. I fuck with this bar.
Got ur wifey whorin, Started off lame but now that head games divine
Suckin dick like a blowpop...n when it comes to lollygaggin son she aint waisting time
This is fucking retarded. You need to PM me the process of this bar from concept the execution. This was a stupid bar.
Guess the duck failed. now u gettin hit so hard u wont recover right
There's no side-steppin this battle now fag, so u better runnin board on the other site
I don't really love this.
n His girl been looking to creep, cant take all his lame wackness
Ironic ur bitch on a man hunt while ur tryina hide n seek thru hall of fame matches
I honestly don't love board politic bars when I'm not involved. There's just too much history I don't now. And I'm a little bored of the I'm fucking your girl shit, since EVERYONE says it. This dude probably isn't even dating anyone. Like no hate, just statistically in MA.
First the bite, then the blatant duck. But finally this clowns mine
n U only made it worse for urself...like u did w/ the fucking wording in GoW's line
I don't love the real execution here... but the punch is a fucking low blow. This is cool.



Clown

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VOTE King. Had the bigger, more consistent punches. I don't love Bomb's setups. Plus the fucking lollygagging line. You seriously need to PM me about this.

Listen Faggit...
Strum ur strings I bit, & how U Legend, fat guy
Once I feed David Bowies Rockin. Then Find him more Decayed than That Guy
Eh.

Vs me? U a Shark in Mud, God dam this lame
Morgue'll put Brown On Ice after catchin More Cases.. than Evander Kane!
Dope. I fuck w this.

Have Fat Boy Eatin bullets till all he do is fall
Take a Full Trey to the Gut! but theres No Plates Or Food Involved
Eh, okay.

Weak is nothin, frozen how voters squeeze ur nuts quick
This round they wont be Full Of Ice, While you'd devour a Freezer bucket!
Na.

Hate Mag was a Newborn love,Sic's his prudest style
Funny call'n Ways Baby Bash Cos I'll use a brick & do that once U Produce A Child
No.

U cokehead biter, I'm holdin court n dude I have no remorse for u
Was it one bar?...or a few? junkie faggot did u steal the lines ur snortin too?!?
Lol. Nice.

Got ur wifey whorin, Started off lame but now that head games divine
Suckin dick like a blowpop...n when it comes to lollygaggin son she aint waisting time
lol. Chuckle. Nice.

Guess the duck failed. now u gettin hit so hard u wont recover right
There's no side-steppin this battle now fag, so u better runnin board on the other site
Na.

n His girl been looking to creep, cant take all his lame wackness
Ironic ur bitch on a man hunt while ur tryina hide n seek thru hall of fame matches
Okay.

First the bite, then the blatant duck. But finally this clowns mine
n U only made it worse for urself...like u did w/ the fucking wording in GoW's line
Pretty good.

Got King pretty handedly.

King wins