1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

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Intro

Welcome to Week 7 you bastards. Last week got all fucked up because site maintenance, but it seems to be fixed now so it should be smooth sailing from here. No announcements or nything this time around so I'ma keep the intro short and sweet.

Battle Summaries

Lenny vs Slowhands

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Originally Posted by Lenny

I got weapons brethren, so go ahead, step or test, my tech’s dismember chests when they enter flesh,
& I rob zombies too... let the firefly @ ya family then jux em for w/e possessions left.

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nothing

Lenny posted a trash bar and he's lucky he got no showed.


KnowP vs Joe Boston

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Originally Posted by Joe Boston

@KnowP


Fag stays inside when the streetlights out, whenever beef occurs he dont fight bouts
If he acts tough thinking he a Newman, EMS will have to physically remove his body like Omarosa in the Whitehouse

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Originally Posted by KnowP

Heard Joe burn hoes in the sheets, you a nasty individual
Shit so bad it makes California's fires look like a candlelight vigil

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I've never been a huge fan of similies but joe boston did ok here with some tie ins. KnowP did okay here too but nothing crazy. I thought this coulda gone either way tbh but the voters leaned towards KnowP and he took the win.

ILLunatic vs Kill Spree

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Originally Posted by ILLunatic

Spree’s upset, wishes my whole life could be the net! quit reaching bro
Don’t make me bully the kid...
... & have you shedding more tears then Zelph’s cousin Keaton Jones

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Originally Posted by Kill Spree

Illunatic aka Nate


Listen...
Erry bar you write is ass! Said it urself...now I'm punchin ur head in
Upper cut to ur head'll snap tha spinal chord in Nate till the fuckin faggots in another demension

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Was a bit of animosity leading up to this battle lol. the war of the mods! I thought ILL had a decent punch with personal factor tied in with a current event. And lmfao @ that kid looking exactly like a young zelph. Kill Spree had a good attempt but the wordplay was a reach. co ord in ate does not sound like chord in nate unfortunately. You have the right idea though. You'll get it. ILL wins

Krucial Thirteen vs Crack Morris

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Originally Posted by Krucial Th1rt3en

@Crack Morris @B-Dot Lesnar aka Broke Lesnar are the same people

in our battle he wont get the upper hand,
ill put this troll in a hole...
throwing a tantrum playing Call Of Duty's the only time you'll see Broke In (broken) Control.

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Fuck Crack Morris, first of all. Krucial had a pretty decent wordplay but I think it was a little more long winded than it had to be. Also people are gonna shit on you for providing explanations. If you write your bar correctly most people shouldn't need an explanation. Amen gave some wise advice, shouldn't shit on him for it because he's trying to help you. Eiter way it was a decent bar though just try to say more with less in the future.

plethora vs Zunto

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Originally Posted by plethora

zunto aka Belooshka..


ur girl wont exercise. tryna get that Load Up is as bad as this site
bitch'll never hit the Jim Belushi rather sit on her fat ass every Saturday Night

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Fuck Zunto too! No showing a champ match smh. Like he's purposely trying to ruin the league. Anywayyy. plethora had a weird play on one of his alias' that I wasn't diggin nearly as much as some of his other stuff this season. But he got the dub via no show and continues his reign of terror.

Black Thought Kills This "Freestyle"

If you haven't watched this yet, hold onto your seat and take a ride. Jesus Christ Black Thought is next level.

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Week 6 Top Punches

people booted for not voting on ANYTHING are not eligible for top 5

3. ILLunatic

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Originally Posted by ILLunatic

Spree’s upset, wishes my whole life could be the net! quit reaching bro
Don’t make me bully the kid...
... & have you shedding more tears then Zelph’s cousin Keaton Jones

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2.plethora

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Originally Posted by plethora

zunto aka Belooshka..


ur girl wont exercise. tryna get that Load Up is as bad as this site
bitch'll never hit the Jim Belushi rather sit on her fat ass every Saturday Night

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1. Krucial Th1rt3en

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Originally Posted by Krucial Th1rt3en

@Crack Morris @B-Dot Lesnar aka Broke Lesnar are the same people

in our battle he wont get the upper hand,
ill put this troll in a hole...
throwing a tantrum playing Call Of Duty's the only time you'll see Broke In (broken) Control.

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Funny Drake Quotes

LOL

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Week 7 Match Ups / Predictions

Champ Match: plethora vs Krucial Th1rt3en

plethora may have got lucky last week, but that doesn't mean he should be slept on. Dudes ripping apart battlers left and right and if Krucial doesn't want to be his next victim he's gonna have to do some tweaking to his execution of his punches. I think Krucial stands a chance, but not a huge chance.

plethora: 70 | Krucial Th1rt3en: 30

Contenders Match: KnowP vs Joe Boston

Sorry to make you guys battle twice in a row. Just how shit is working out with all the no shows and such. I am rooting for Joe Boston because I know he has it in him but I don't think he does enough studying of whats hot and whats not and therefore just throws words at a wall and sees what sticks. KnowP didn't have a great bar last week and could have got caught off guard had Joe brought some heat. I still gotta give know the edge though

KnowP: 60 | Joe Boston: 40

ILLunatic vs Lenny

ILLunatic proved he can shake the rust after his win last week over Killing Spree. Lenny posted a stretched over worded and non connecting piece of dog shit last week. Pretty safe to say ILLunatic is gonna mop the floor with him.

ILLunatic: 80 | Lenny: 20

Kill Spree vs Letterman

Letterman hasn't been around in a long time, so I don't know how much rust he has to shake off. Kill Spree seems to be in a perpetual state of shaking the last layer of rust off so with that being said I got the edge going to Kill Spree.

Kill Spree: 60 | Letterman: 40

Fresh vs Elvis Freshley

I'm just gonna go with 50/50 so I don't sway in my own battle. Good luck Mr. Freshley.

Fresh: 50 | Elvis Freshley: 50

Cypher Winner

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Originally Posted by plethora

talmbout slicing dudes & crippling them aint normal P
cuz we'll see Wakanda warrior u are when my niggas storm the scene

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Honorable Mentions

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Originally Posted by Allen Knight

hollows is all ur gonna see, i'll leave u stuned w/ cold shit
put the gun under his chin & have slashe's top blown out like dude from guns & roses

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Originally Posted by Fresh

thats stupid as fuck, the words ur sharin's screwy
the only doowey comparing u with is the retard from scary movie

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Originally Posted by Kill Spree

None of yuh punches disrespect...Vs Spree? Tha faggits doomed
Punch you in the Lip, P... for even thinkin bout speakin W/Attidude

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Originally Posted by KnowP

Bout as old as your hairline, that's not a surprise
You don't workout,
but the way ^that's running back, it's the only part of you that'll exercise

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Originally Posted by Joe Boston

Bitch

There rumors about u being gay its been spreaded around the globe
This fags a liar like Flynn denying he has no link to a Russian Probe

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WEEK 6 WTF'S

WTF @ Lenny talking shit all the time even though he gets bullied at school and has contemplated suicide because ppl were picking on him here at RB? You are the the piece of shit you claim to hate. Change your shit or be forever a lonely faggot.
WTF @ Zunto no showing a champ match?
WTF @ Crack Morris no showing a Contenders Match?
WTF @ ILLunatic winning his first comeback battle?
WTF @ KnowP and Joe Boston having to battle twice in a row?
WTF @ Amen throwing people under the bus?
WTF @ Lenny trying to Steal RB members and bring them to Netcees?
WTF @ These WTFs?
WTF???

Outro

There's only 2 things that are certain in this world, Lenny will die of suicide and the Craic was mighty. Again fuck anyone who no shows. It''s one bar, and you're a stupid lazy fuck if you cant drop one bar. Fuck Lenny for being an ultimate suicidal faggot. And fuck Zunto for no showing the champ match and trying to kill RB. Fuck Crack Morris for no showing contenders match. But thanks to everybody else who does show and keeps this shit going. Lets see if this week we can have no no shows... That would be a damn miracle. peace out

Cool mag. Good work

Trash bar? Foh faggot

Solid mag.

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Originally Posted by Lenny

Trash bar? Foh faggot

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Thought your concept was cool... just needed to dumb down some of the words.

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Originally Posted by Lenny

Trash bar? Foh faggot

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go back to netcees you're not wanted here tbh

Lmao at all the emo drake quotes. Good stuff on the mag bro. Hopefully more cats show up and sign-up.

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And @plethora congrats on that cypher win. That bar was bananas.

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Originally Posted by KnowP

Lmao at all the emo drake quotes. Good stuff on the mag bro. Hopefully more cats show up and sign-up.

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And @plethora congrats on that cypher win. That bar was bananas.

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Thanks bro. I freestyled off that wonder woman warrior bar u had

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Originally Posted by Kill Spree

Thought your concept was cool... just needed to dumb down some of the words.

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Was super rusty haha

This mag was trash

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Originally Posted by plethora

Thanks bro. I freestyled off that wonder woman warrior bar u had

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i noticed. thank God recycling isnt frowned on here.

:coolio:

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Originally Posted by Lenny

This mag was trash

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poor little guy

Lmao, I don’t know if I’m more appauled at the WTF mention or that Lenny was given a 20% chance of winning

lmao

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Originally Posted by ILLunatic

Lmao, I don’t know if I’m more appauled at the WTF mention or that Lenny was given a 20% chance of winning

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Comin for dat ass, no homo

@Fresh two weeks ago I tried reviving Rb but nah y’all said fuck me

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Originally Posted by Zunto

@Fresh two weeks ago I tried reviving Rb but nah y’all said fuck me

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When did I say fuck you lol

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Originally Posted by Fresh

fuck you

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Nuff said

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Originally Posted by Zunto

Nuff said

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I imagine you're talking about not letting you mod sap etc. I have no powers but regardless how can you expect to be put in power after how you trolled RB

Sorry but you weren't going to revive shit.

Need a ton of new members in order to relift this website man. Same people battling one another for the past 12 months is stale here. In order to lift this site, you need a bunch of new faces this way battling will become active once again and not Smog battling DBOT for the 1 millionth time.

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Originally Posted by Amen

Sorry but you weren't going to revive shit.

Need a ton of new members in order to relift this website man. Same people battling one another for the past 12 months is stale here. In order to lift this site, you need a bunch of new faces this way battling will become active once again and not Smog battling DBOT for the 1 millionth time.

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Is zunto a wanna be junto?

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Originally Posted by Clout

Is zunto a wanna be junto?

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I beg your pardon?

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@Trvp Nvgga who is this nigga?

Lmao at revive.

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Originally Posted by Zunto

I beg your pardon?

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@Trvp Nvgga who is this nigga?

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So you're not the real junto, got it little man.

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Originally Posted by Clout

So you're not the real junto, got it little man.

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Get real

Junto is fucka ded you imbecile. Set it

@Clout ma nigga on b^loodz I will fuck yo ass up puss ass cracka keep fuckin talkin dat shyt my hittaz gonna mark yo ahh bih I ain’t wit dat gay shyt bra you get clapped out here real talk where you live I swear fa gawwww I’ll walk up on you rn

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Originally Posted by Trvp Nvgga

@Clout ma nigga on b^loodz I will fuck yo ass up puss ass cracka keep fuckin talkin dat shyt my hittaz gonna mark yo ahh bih I ain’t wit dat gay shyt bra you get clapped out here real talk where you live I swear fa gawwww I’ll walk up on you rn

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You realize your more than likely eye level with my balls right? I'm 6'7 your like 5'8. If your going to open your mouth than please make it useful =), white boy.

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Originally Posted by Trvp Nvgga

@Clout ma nigga on b^loodz I will fuck yo ass up puss ass cracka keep fuckin talkin dat shyt my hittaz gonna mark yo ahh bih I ain’t wit dat gay shyt bra you get clapped out here real talk where you live I swear fa gawwww I’ll walk up on you rn

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This shit slaughtered my existence LMAO.

@Clout ma nigga who da fukk you callin white boy? In my hood we make niggas likk u watch us fuckkk yo wife n u record it wusss good wit it dat shyt called cuck hold puss ass crack real talk ima beat yo ahh you ain’t fin live

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I ain’t even no 58 nigga I’m 6 4 feet BITCH

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Originally Posted by Trvp Nvgga

@Clout ma nigga who da fukk you callin white boy? In my hood we make niggas likk u watch us fuckkk yo wife n u record it wusss good wit it dat shyt called cuck hold puss ass crack real talk ima beat yo ahh you ain’t fin live

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I ain’t even no 58 nigga I’m 6 4 feet BITCH

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Your sub 6 foot, work part time at a grocery store and steal your grandmother's SSI checks Typical white scoundrel. Only thing hard about you is the pressure you put on your qwerty pad little man.

LOL @Clout - why are you entertaining the trolls, bro?

hey guys me again plz vote on the lll finals k thanks bye

@Kill Spree @plethora @Smog @Letterman @Barcotic @Joe Boston @Dia @Codealt @Clout @Zunto @Allen Knight @Notti @Enbombz @OG Maestro @Unfukwitable

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Originally Posted by Amen

LOL @Clout - why are you entertaining the trolls, bro?

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Bc I was super bored at my girls parents family thing. So I needed amusement =/