!!tartanmak Wanted!!

awrite gi us a post bk wen yer up fir the battle son :shoot: akka akka

yo shizzle yo nuffin but a bizzle

Wtf? .. CLOSED

yes hi hello there, seems ive dropped sum pizza on my face betta wash it out with a spray of mace in my eyes i see nothing but pies floatin in the skies where ppl go to die like my gran who fell down the stair like a bear with no clothes oan cause she was wotchin porn, her wooden leg fell off again OH NAW aw the pain in the glain with her marshmallow covered brain how insane to b vain with ma bright yellow crane diggin up dranes n canes n sumfin else that rymes with anes, am quite crazy me with ma metal plate in ma head naw no that head no ma jerry head ma thinkin head not quite jed head yet, lets hav a party an invite eh crew well stab aw yer dugs includin u ya queer ill stab oot yer eyes an splash open a beer like postman pat hoos fat like his cat n shat outta rat the size eh a bat fi his ass, am gonna go now an eat sum chow like a mad mento cow oan steroids like howies maw wendys hemaroids catch ye bois!

ello ello ello ere we go chek ma flow am like wendy givin line ups n blows am like ea baker countin crows al beat ye from yer head to yer toes blak n blue put a steel toe cap in ma shoe kik ye til yer heads crushed ryt thru to yer air filled brain al take yer maw oan a holiday tae spain wel fly on a chocolate aeroplane am a pyromaniac al make ye burst intae flames dont ask me ma name a cant remember what month it is isit december?jolly saint nick hit am wiv a brik get sent tae ea nik dont fuk wiv the wKg ya prik or wel send a platoon a midgets afta ye wiv a stik a luv bitches like mj luvs little dicks ! now let me think u like it pink a wid offer ye a drink but a dnt want date raped tied up wae tape u dressed up as superman wae yer y-bobs n cape tryin tae find ma snake instead al bitch slap u n make ye wake stop dreamin yer jeds creamin yer face is beamin smiles gleamin a luv hitin u more than ur mum luvs teamin

slevery nizzle :evilgrin: