LLL Week 10 Magazine: Heat Check

LLL Week 10 Magazine


https://youtu.be/Crb04E9zgDo


INTRO
Last week was a wash, obviously. But this round we got some heavy hitters lined up. As far as last weeks battle reviews, we'll just skip that as a section. King Vs. Blue didn't get much love but was still a solid battle. The champ match was a double NS so it's a vacant title for next week. My battle with Boston was a decent battle at least on his end. The homie Boston really showed up for this 1. Officially the LLL is the only text league open so with out further ado.

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Match ups

Blue Bayou vs Joe Boston
2 heads that are a sure shot to show up with consistent bars. Will we see the same ol' Blue or will he bring something we haven't seen?! Will Boston deliver another banger round after last week's assault on yours truly. Tune in and FUCKING VOTE YOU BASTARDS!

Orc vs Exalted
Exalted's highly anticipated return after coming up slightly short in the champ match against blue. Now he's facing off against the ever resourceful Burden. Orc should have no shortage material. I have this as a sleeper battle of the week here if both show up. AYOOOOOO

King vs Reef Flex
as you already know King, i'm going in my bag for this 1. Ya I'm 2-7 IK everything ur gonna say, u better bring that fire SHUN!!!

Blas vs JEM
Another dope battle here. JEM has been consistent af in this league so far despite not getting to a champ match he still a big threat in the playoffs. This will be a real test as Blas has had plenty of time to watch from outside the league while not getting rusty. would make for a crazy pic battle if it went that route.

Barcotic vs RealBodySnatcher
Barcotic is back you bastards that means the league can continue to exist for at least 1 more week. but GD if this isn't going to be a banger. snatcher was just killing it in the NBL. I think his style is great match up for barcotic. IDK what to expect here but i'll be damned if I miss this 1.


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ThrowBack Battle

Hush Vs. Phlymo

Quote:

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Hush
been rocking that forced style forever, living the nerds way
every1 writes off this paper champ.. might as well use ur body to scribble down horrible wp's
in real life hes lonely as fuck cuz his dick riders can't support him
at parties u see phly on the wall, and if u was one in his room u'd die of boredom
u was supposed to be dope back then, now u get bomb'd by the critics
nowadays txtcees & scientists both describe PH level as being far from acidic
we can't understand half the shit u say, so u write for naught
ppl fear what they cant explain, and u ever being considered dopes a terrifying thought


Quote Originally Posted by Phlymo in the LLL cypha
my wordplays are NEVER forced! now i will freeze your features

and you can bet cryoprotectants...because he identifies with tiny puny creatures


LOL@those pathetic ass lines you consider as weapons
the way your forcing new meanings on words Urban Dictionary would HOF you in seconds

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VS.

Quote:

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Phlymo
ya whole style is awful, so watch every line you’re dropping tank
you get a kernel of an idea, n’ ya wording straight demotes it to bottom rank
phly vs. hush – names reflect what voters will find true
they’ll see fly punches by me, and some shit that’s soft-spoken by you
I got that baritone voice, n’ if it ain’t a death rattle son
then you’ll be rocking a falsetto.. teeth when this battle’s done
and it’s true ya girl ain’t satisfied, have a word with her some time
there’s more guys giving that rump-a-pump than in a fucking drum line
as Leth sees his kid grow up, no doubt his heart’ll be heaving
if you’d taken after your dad, you still wouldn’t have stopped him leaving

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Best Lines Of The Battle Week 9

Blue
name suits em just perfect, im bein' honest it’s sublime n’ direct
King stands for the ruler...everytime i walk in a room as a sign of respect
she loves my pump action thrusts & when a load covers her chin
my pacemaker take feeling’s to heart...you just get under her skin

King
Run thru ur town like a hurricane, I got guns for days n I'll bring em out
If u got cans stocked up it's coz a storms coming n u cant leave the house
Last battle I dropped 50% filler, u were lucky to catch less fury
Fuck a full verse, I only need a good half to knock u out like Steph Curry

Joe Boston
I’m gonna nitpick his bars, those nameplays n wordplays are beyond the worst
Is he fucking high? Not sure what reefunder but I’ll give him a full one for buying such a shitty verse.
Watch your squad remain quiet, you only affiliate with dudes that are bitch made
I got a sharp razors edge enough to make Scott Hall cringe the way I rip your skin with switch blades


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INTERVIEW WITH JOE BOSTON

Why do you still text battle?
I’m 38 now I’ve been battling since the yahoo days. I guess I still battle because it’s enjoyable and from someone’s perspective who has been writing for a long time it’s always good to see the new age of it progress.

If you could battle any one from text battle history who would that be?
I think I have battled everyone under the fucking sun.

Who are your favorite hip hop artists?
I grew up with a lot of wu tang and very old school influenced krs 1 empd. As for artist know I say black thought Royce Esoteric have been in the playlist

Do you have any favorite battle lines?
There’s many and I always try to stay with current new shit so probably seen em all.

Do you think rap battling will be around in a decade?
Like I mentioned it’s gonna progress through a new era long of younger cats getting influenced by older generation

Anything else you want to plug for the this interview?
Nah I’m done this was whack lmao jk. Appreciate the work everyone has been doing to keep this site going.

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OUTRO
this doesn't really need an outro. Just made sure u all show up this week and we'll go from there. I put together another shortened playlist. the full 1 is $10.00 US and includes music that your girlfriend will like but wont sing along to.

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Hot Music


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Good stuff Reef I appreciate you

Does Hush in bold mean he won that battle?!

Yup yup. Was looking for an easy read that was dope and boom that 1 appeared

I thought he won that. falsetto didn't work lol..

added interview

Appreciate the effort bro. Nice read. Will check out the music

gd shit, props for doing this @Reef Flex

barc v bodysnatcher did already happen this seas. check it out :)

Cool