The NON-Asian Thread

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December 6th, 2005, 12:53 PM
BootyLover

The NON-Asian Thread

How the hell do you guys keep things from flying into your eyes?

*Feels sorry for you.*
December 6th, 2005, 12:59 PM
Duval

Sunglasses
December 6th, 2005, 01:00 PM
BLuNT

lmmfao... jokes...

i seen a asian guy driving a honda the other day with a license plate that said RICE ROX... laughed my ass off for like 10 mins...
December 6th, 2005, 01:08 PM
BootyLover

lol @ Rice Rox...

WTF... Is that why alot of jackasses wear sunglasses when it's not even sunny???

And that's why non-Asian chicks can't handle bukkake with their eyes open. Pussies.:mad:
December 6th, 2005, 01:12 PM
Duval

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hulk HAgan

lol @ Rice Rox...

WTF... Is that why alot of jackasses wear sunglasses when it's not even sunny???

And that's why non-Asian chicks can't handle bukkake with their eyes open. Pussies.:mad:

Sometimes, or I'm stoned and my eyes are red as hell.....PZ
December 6th, 2005, 01:15 PM
D. Jizzle.

lol u guys r mean but who cares its all true
December 6th, 2005, 01:17 PM
BootyLover

When I smoke weed, my eyes look like a couple of horizontal virgin vaginas. A fat one at that. And... I guess with hair across the lips?

Yo... When I stand far back from the mirror my eyes look like Barney Rubble's. Just two dots and shit... And I only see the outline of my face and thick ass eyebrows.
December 6th, 2005, 01:17 PM
BootyLover

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bloodz4Life

lol u guys r mean but who cares its all true

What are you talking about?
December 6th, 2005, 01:20 PM
Duval

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hulk HAgan

When I smoke weed, my eyes look like a couple of horizontal virgin vaginas. A fat one at that. And... I guess with hair across the lips?

Yo... When I stand far back from the mirror my eyes look like Barney Rubble's. Just two dots and shit... And I don't see the outline of my face and thick ass eyebrows.

LMFAO, what is wrong with you?? Do you do this all the time?
December 6th, 2005, 01:50 PM
BootyLover

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Clitoria Cummings

LMFAO, what is wrong with you?? Do you do this all the time?

Do what? Smoke weed? No. Stare myself in the mirror? Yes.
December 6th, 2005, 03:13 PM
Keyser

the reaction of the eye is so quick that you can shut it before sumthing shoots in it like a fly for example if you catch a glimpse of it, however why do asians have tight pussies is it because asain men have small penises? and what about narrow eyed again?
December 6th, 2005, 03:17 PM
BootyLover

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1 Lyricist

the reaction of the eye is so quick that you can shut it before sumthing shoots in it like a fly for example if you catch a glimpse of it, however why do asians have tight pussies is it because men have small penises? and what about narrow eyed again?

I heard since Mongols were around the sand alot they adapted to the environment to keep sand out the eyes. I dunno why Arabs have failed to do so... They probably catch all the sand with their body hair.

About the tight pussy thing... It's such a tragedy...

The man gets excited when he sees that tight pussy and get married right? And you know how Asians have big heads... So once she gives births she has like a horse cunt.