Poppin so good, a true story

Here's a little country number called "Poppin so good"

6am when the roosters callin,
On a sunny Texas morning,
Just me myself and my pick up truck,

As I was passin poppy ranch,
I saw a girl in the buffalo stance,
With a real pretty mouth I sure would like to fuck,

She waved at me so I pulled on over,
Halfway to a full on boner,
Thinkin thoughts I wouldn't share with preachers,

She said that her tyre had just blown out,
I said gee whizz holy cow,
Followed by a heart felt thank you prayer to Jesus,

So I grabbed my jack like I'm not good for nothin,
And changed her wheel while she stood there watching,
She asked me "how can I repay you for stopping?"
I said, "Well that depends, are you pussy Poppin?"

You guessed it folks,

Oh her pussy was Poppin so good,
Her pussy was Poppin so good,
And when I say poppin,
I mean really Poppin, Yee haw

Oh her pussy was Poppin so good,
Her pussy was Poppin so good,
And when I say poppin,
I mean really Poppin

*Banjo solo*

Thank you, have a great day

What exactly is a buffalo stance?

This was okay I guess. Really not my cup o' tea on top of a ton of grammatical and spelling errors. Seems more like a troll post than anything so I'm not gonna dive too deeply into feedback.

This is fire

Play a guitar and sing that shit from your heart pussy popper. We all have cell phones now and there’s no excuse for this not to be a smash hit record. Also make sure you use the Buffalo stance when you do it or it never happened.