WK15: Barcotic (6-2) vs MV (0-0) Barcotic Wins

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@Barcotic @MV
I'm just gonna leave this thread here and see what happens.

in for 20

ill get started if this pussyhole confirms
if not, he needs a timeout in the corner

ill drop 40 lines. be ready bitch

80? 40??
foh, u may not have a life but i do
+ ur lackluster

i called u out in LLL, said we'd likely go the max #
emulater tried to Switch it because ur wifey doesnt smash, brother
dont poke the beast. its hopeless b, ur angle's old
if u really indigo n 40, its because i wont release the stranglehold
ur the worst, trashing the best. a bird, lacking respect

Quote:

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Originally Posted by MV

suck me or drop 40

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... funny, i said the same when ur girl asked me for sex

u aint deadly to barc. w nothing heavy to spark, its fake clout
i actually 'tote, M. poles' on deck and ready to carve ur face out
believe it kid, im squeezin w/ the baddest type
ur just a Stan, Lee me be before u meet him in the afterlife
u dont want war fam. tho i couldnt give u more ammo
opportunity knock & u put a "do not disturb" sign on the door handle
ur game's rendered light, i throw wayyy better strikes
take Tenshin's to the dome n wake up after the next mayweather fight
most of yall are trash dudes, so i slack. true, i never care
but with MIB making sure hes sportin the last suit he'll ever wear
clown can get smoked. ive mounted a scope here
soon as he see the Ray, Emery verse tactics n drown in his own fear
bullets delivered at ya set, u quiver at the tec smoke
cant take the heat so u change characters quicker than ur next quote

20.

sorry i have to expose us like this Bicotic


its not that i like you, me and the boys just want to pipe you
so imma fly in with the 7"5"7" and give you dick like a haiku
you smell and taste like bubblegum plus you got a bubblebum
ass so fat im tryna see where you going to and coming from
plus you got my nipples harder than a dickle farmer
you little pickle charmer now i got a green thumb like a nickel gardner
never met a guy with an ass like that, im not gay
but if you told me i could hit it...i'd swing that way
i know you felt all this sexual tension since i called you cotic
just makes me want to bang your throat until you vomit
stop faking the lust, baby your breaking my nuts
it aint gay if its for research, so lets keep that between us
stop hiding now Bicotic when we are alone you are so erotic
now you neurotic you dont have to change boo you are my topick
ill bus it all the way to Toronto to bust it your ass in your ford bronco
turn you into a whore pronto bukakke i hope you brought your poncho
king you set this up? you the match maker? damn thank ya!
then you can get a felony for assisting me the ass raper
oh shit. i mean rapper. word to Baby imma get that truffle butter
you lovely mother fucker hide fingers in your mother and ur brother

Fiiiinnnneeee. I'LL vote on the fucking gay battle so none of you nerds have to be the first to vote on literally the best hate verse of all time.

Barcotic is gonna delete this shit again, anyways. @Kill Spree - just know I voted on this trash fire.

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Originally Posted by Barcotic

80? 40??
foh, u may not have a life but i do
I disagree

+ ur lackluster

i called u out in LLL, said we'd likely go the max #
emulater tried to Switch it because ur wifey doesnt smash, brother
This shit was forced. I did like M you later though. The punch comes out of nowhere though
dont poke the beast. its hopeless b, ur angle's old
if u really indigo n 40, its because i wont release the stranglehold
This is mother fucking streetttccccchhh. In-Dih-Go. That's how you pronounce it. Plus, if you strangle someone for 40 seconds, they die.

ur the worst, trashing the best. a bird, lacking respect


... funny, i said the same when ur girl asked me for sex
No one wants to fuck you.


u aint deadly to barc. w nothing heavy to spark, its fake clout
i actually 'tote, M. poles' on deck and ready to carve ur face out
You tote M poles? Do you not see how this is gay?
believe it kid, im squeezin w/ the baddest type
ur just a Stan, Lee me be before u meet him in the afterlife
I had to read this a couple times. These are some of your most forced wordplays ever tbh.
u dont want war fam. tho i couldnt give u more ammo
opportunity knock & u put a "do not disturb" sign on the door handle
...
ur game's rendered light, i throw wayyy better strikes
take Tenshin's to the dome n wake up after the next mayweather fight
Ehhh
most of yall are trash dudes, so i slack. true, i never care
but with MIB making sure hes sportin the last suit he'll ever wear
This is pretty dope
clown can get smoked. ive mounted a scope here
soon as he see the Ray, Emery verse tactics n drown in his own fear
I googled and fear has nothing to do with the punch. Idk why you didn't just rhyme drown. Own fear is retarded.
bullets delivered at ya set, u quiver at the tec smoke
cant take the heat so u change characters quicker than ur next quote
Change characters is eh

20.

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by MV

sorry i have to expose us like this Bicotic


its not that i like you, me and the boys just want to pipe you
so imma fly in with the 7"5"7" and give you dick like a haiku
This is the best goddamn hate verse of all time
you smell and taste like bubblegum plus you got a bubblebum
ass so fat im tryna see where you going to and coming from
Dude was like, if I diss him he can win. He can't possibly win if I tell him how hard I want to fuck him
plus you got my nipples harder than a dickle farmer
you little pickle charmer now i got a green thumb like a nickel gardner
Fire
never met a guy with an ass like that, im not gay
but if you told me i could hit it...i'd swing that way
Truth
i know you felt all this sexual tension since i called you cotic
just makes me want to bang your throat until you vomit
Good imagery
stop faking the lust, baby your breaking my nuts
it aint gay if its for research, so lets keep that between us
This is a solid scheme
stop hiding now Bicotic when we are alone you are so erotic
now you neurotic you dont have to change boo you are my topick
He's my top pick too <3
ill bus it all the way to Toronto to bust it your ass in your ford bronco
turn you into a whore pronto bukakke i hope you brought your poncho
Goddamn right
king you set this up? you the match maker? damn thank ya!
then you can get a felony for assisting me the ass raper
Perfect
oh shit. i mean rapper. word to Baby imma get that truffle butter
you lovely mother fucker hide fingers in your mother and ur brother
I dont love this that much

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SO HERE IS THE GODDAMN THING.

... This is a battle. Not a love song contest.

So my vote CLEARLY goes to Barcotic.

... So what is this fuckboy going to do?

Is he going to allow my vote for ego reasons?

Will he bitch against one of his own votes because he hates me so much?

How will he look at himself after winning to a love poem about literally getting into his ass?

I thank @MV for the opportunity to genuinely vote a Barcotic win without trolling and see what happens.

I'm fuckinn dyinnn.. this was some fuunnny shit man.. really.. i mean... wow..

Funniest Lines:

ur the worst, trashing the best. a bird, lacking respect

Quote Originally Posted by MV View Post
suck me or drop 40
... funny, i said the same when ur girl asked me for sex

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plus you got my nipples harder than a dickle farmer
you little pickle charmer now i got a green thumb like a nickel gardner

^^N most of the other funn shit MV said really..


It was just shocking to see such an offputting verse in opposition to what Barcotic dropped cause I was actually expecting a battle after all the build up.. This was jst ridiculuosly funny and odd.. it was like a battle of wits tho, kinda like a mind game I think.. MV won that mind game forsure, especially if Barcotic was waiting to see what typa shit was said about him, like I do in personal battles.. but yea, MV lost the rap battle, I think almost intentionally..

Barcotic on a serious note:
You're still as dope as I remember really.. short bar quick witted wordplays take a lot to overcome.
Indigo and the MIB lines were frankly dope.. minus subpar setups for both bars,
Tenshin was cool and current with a much better setup than the first two
Totem Poles was the closest thing other than those that was hittin, although lightly because of the wording and the rest were decent and consistent jabs that didn't hit hard but left you in contention had MV come with an actual verse they still woulda been slightly difficult to just simply overlook..

MV had the 'where you're going and coming from' and 'If you asked me to hit' bars which were decent and coulda been pretty good in an actual battle mode typa verse had he chosen to lower the overall playfullness...

V/Barcotic although, I seriously doubt MV took this seriously. Very Funny shit tho cause it was soo random.

Smash bros
MIB

Vs

Bro-mance verse

This battle had me fukin rollin!!! Lmfaoooo

V-bar

so Barc definitely won, as he didn't write a troll verse but ill give him some feed on his bars:

i called u out in LLL, said we'd likely go the max #
emulater tried to Switch it because ur wifey doesnt smash, brother
dope, cool flip on the 'smash brother' idea and executed well
dont poke the beast. its hopeless b, ur angle's old
if u really indigo n 40, its because i wont release the stranglehold
lol nice, I did the indigo n' out a few months ago but the flip is nice here.. works great as an attack bar
ur the worst, trashing the best. a bird, lacking respect






Quote Originally Posted by MV View Post

suck me or drop 40
... funny, i said the same when ur girl asked me for sex
mehh, kinda funny but seems like a filler bar imo
u aint deadly to barc. w nothing heavy to spark, its fake clout
i actually 'tote, M. poles' on deck and ready to carve ur face out
creative idea on the nameplay
believe it kid, im squeezin w/ the baddest type
ur just a Stan, Lee me be before u meet him in the afterlife
were u going for 'let me be' or leave me be? lee/leave tbh i think works in slang and is smooth.. cool current events concept
u dont want war fam. tho i couldnt give u more ammo
opportunity knock & u put a "do not disturb" sign on the door handle
okay flip on the opp knock phrase.. way back there was the opportunity knocked and you didn't answer the door type punches so this feels a bit played
ur game's rendered light, i throw wayyy better strikes
take Tenshin's to the dome n wake up after the next mayweather fight
fire... dope fresh wordplay worded well
most of yall are trash dudes, so i slack. true, i never care
but with MIB making sure hes sportin the last suit he'll ever wear
niiiice, good nameplay
clown can get smoked. ive mounted a scope here
soon as he see the Ray, Emery verse tactics n drown in his own fear
lol thisll prob go over most heads... i like but don't love this.. the wordplay def works and is smooth, but its a very IHH style wordplay with the verse tactics not really tying into the emery/drown finish of the punch.. creativity points tho, and the connection is there
bullets delivered at ya set, u quiver at the tec smoke
cant take the heat so u change characters quicker than ur next quote
solid closer


Nice verse... pretty consistent with a couple fire lines


vs.

MV - honestly the whole idea was pretty funny i guess.. but u drop some good stuff in the 1-2 o i was hoping youd actually write a real verse instead of telling barc you want to drop ur load in his ass



Barc gets the W.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Barcotic

80? 40??
foh, u may not have a life but i do
+ ur lackluster

i called u out in LLL, said we'd likely go the max #
emulater tried to Switch it because ur wifey doesnt smash, brother
not feeling this
dont poke the beast. its hopeless b, ur angle's old
if u really indigo n 40, its because i wont release the stranglehold
ok ok we cookin now
ur the worst, trashing the best. a bird, lacking respect


... funny, i said the same when ur girl asked me for sex
decent
u aint deadly to barc. w nothing heavy to spark, its fake clout
i actually 'tote, M. poles' on deck and ready to carve ur face out
nasty
believe it kid, im squeezin w/ the baddest type
ur just a Stan, Lee me be before u meet him in the afterlife
this is cool
u dont want war fam. tho i couldnt give u more ammo
opportunity knock & u put a "do not disturb" sign on the door handle
light flip on an old concept
ur game's rendered light, i throw wayyy better strikes
take Tenshin's to the dome n wake up after the next mayweather fight
i probably wrote this. This was nice
most of yall are trash dudes, so i slack. true, i never care
but with MIB making sure hes sportin the last suit he'll ever wear
sheesh
clown can get smoked. ive mounted a scope here
soon as he see the Ray, Emery verse tactics n drown in his own fear
yes sir
bullets delivered at ya set, u quiver at the tec smoke
cant take the heat so u change characters quicker than ur next quote
eh
20.

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Nice verse, i like the nps u used frfr

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20 lines of pure "deliverance scene"

v. Barcotic for more than obvious reasons

Bar Comic:
Opener- meh i didn't care this one. Seems like you gave no real thought to this. Like it was yr first idea n u went with it.
Also NOBODY CALLS HIM "M" so this NP dont work for me
Indigo- the WP is forced. Im not giving you that. The overall bar tho, is good. I wont hate, u pc of shit
Drop 40- trash
Totem poles- this is forced too if we being real. Saying this out loud, u gotta really work to make this work. Therefore its forced. Also NOBODY CALLS HIM "M"
Stan Lee- this one ill give you. Because it works in my particular accent. So the WP is a go, but the overall bar is a no. Its light. Another one i feel like u didnt really put any effort into.
Opp knock- i hated the set up here. But i do like how u used the opportunity knocks phrase. Im a lil salty tho, cuz i have an opportunity knocks line on deck that i was gonna use on Jit, but didnt
Tenshins- this one is good.
Men in black- this would have been good if anybody ever called him "M" but they dont. So this is a miss.
Ray Emory- see above.
Closer nah i didnt like this one.