1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
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Intro
Well last week was a complete shit show. People no showing, and like 3-4 of you didn't vote, even though you won the battle. We're back down to 4 battles from the 8 we had last week. With that being said, let's make this a dope week. We've started Contenders and Champ matches, so let's see who can hold onto that top spot.
Battle Summaries
Belooshka vs Krucial Th1rt3en
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Zunto
You last girl? Unhappy. She told me bout how you were a player cuz
U’ve nvr shown commitment, s’why bitches leave Kru faster than Dagel does
vs
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Krucial Th1rt3en
beat me?
ya last drops been ass, try somethin thats more your scene,
you can Elevate all u want, but you will never Floor Thirteen.
This really was a closer battle than the votes are saying. Krucial had a decent self name play that had the correlations it needed, but it wasn't directly dissing his opponent. Dumbed down it basically reads "doesn't matter how good you get, you won't beat me". I think you need more sting added to really resonate with the voters. Belooshka had a cool little name play, which you would have to know who dagel is to get it. Krucial has the mechanics down though, so I can see him being a threat in the very near future.
Smog vs KnowP
Quote:
Originally Posted by
KnowP
3 wins to an Instagram trend, see em live before his life ends
Knife to his neck, this swipe to the left will open more than just your DMs
vs
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Smog
If all u wants to beat me, then ya front 2 teeth needa top that wish list
Cuz As many times as I've given Noels.. this 1's fuckin up ur god damn Christmas
I'm gonna be honest, thought Smog got robbed here. KnowP had a generic throat slashing punch which he used sliding dms as the correlation/entendre. It's okay, but Smog had the personal factor in their which should always get the dub if punches are close.. The voters felt differently however, and KnowP ended up taking the win.
Joe Boston vs plethora
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Joe Boston
Talk about the streets thoroughly, knowing your whole exterior is awfully weak though
These hands will reconstruct ur face until i have Fresh saying ur fucking uglier than Ms Puerto Rico
vs
Quote:
Originally Posted by
plethora
joe Wood's so small his girl has to gps map the location
in order to find Boston Lager ass needs beer goggles & an imagination
Joe Boston needs to learn how to write more with less. Always has stretched lines and it takes away from his impact. He had an okay punch but could have been executed much better. plethora had a pretty decent punch with his lager / log her joint and took the win comfortably.
The Villain. vs Viral
Quote:
Originally Posted by
The Villain.
I'm battling the man in the mirror, remembering '09 crystal clear, you must be heaven sent.
Villain vs Viral must be a joke cuz I'm fighting a ghost, but with two HOF's, I made that name relevant.
vs
nothing
I dunno why the fuck dagel even signed up for this. His bar was stretched as fuck, had no impact and he included a long winded expo for his shit bar. Viral is a faggot for no showing. Dagel is a faggot for not voting (among other things). Fuck you both.
Witty vs Basic M
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Witty
Let's take a look at those 2 losses, first, Smog starved you of breath
You picked yourself up, dusted yourself down...then Bomb Barred you to death
vs
nothing
I dunno what happened to the homie Basic, but it's unfortunate to see him go. Witty had a decent punch that coulda been executed better but decent nonetheless. Then he didn't vote on shit and got booted from the league.. smh
Smash vs Alphabet
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Smash
Everybody say dey blessings, cuz alpha Gettin fucked up... A true 187
Don't worry why I'll throw TNT after I shoot
Cuz it's destined 4 you to hear the clap before the dynamite like J.J. evans
vs
nothing
I was stoked to see alpha come out of the woodwork, then he no showed smh some people never change. Smash obviously keyed his punch because it was very lackluster conceptually and the way it was executed was blah. And then smash didn't vote on shit and got himself booted. later bitch!
Crack Morris vs Allen Knight
nothing
vs
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Allen Knight
ur a ugly nerd that doesn't get pussy, neva seen a dimes frame
all u do 24/7 is play Trivia, Crack cuz girls avoid u like its a full time game
Allen Knight had a cool name play that would have probably got him the win anyway, but then Crack Morris no showed like a bitch. Good shit AK. Fuck you Crack!
Requiem vs OG Maestro
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Requiem
OG ...
Even the names played, the original stops at the fools name-sake
Rock this TOOL ...
While My ICE NINE KILLS n’ fills this lames grill with more HEAVY METAL than Bane’s face.
vs
Quote:
Originally Posted by
OG Maestro
For Req,
Every battle's the same 3 line bs. shit's so dumb that it's funny.
I champed the HL but this dude would gimme a run for my money.
First off, why the fuck is OG praising Smash for his wack 3 bar style and then using that as a diss against Requiem? Fucking guy... It made sense with his haiku concept but the contradiction kills me. Requiem could have had this with a little cleaner wording. He's gonna be a problem in the very near future..
Harry Mack Freestyle
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Week 4 Top Punches
people booted for not voting on ANYTHING are not eligible for top 5
5. Krucial Th1rt3en
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Krucial Th1rt3en
beat me?
ya last drops been ass, try somethin thats more your scene,
you can Elevate all u want, but you will never Floor Thirteen.
4. Belooshka aka Zunto
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Zunto
You last girl? Unhappy. She told me bout how you were a player cuz
U’ve nvr shown commitment, s’why bitches leave Kru faster than Dagel does
3. KnowP
Quote:
Originally Posted by
KnowP
3 wins to an Instagram trend, see em live before his life ends
Knife to his neck, this swipe to the left will open more than just your DMs
2. plethora
Quote:
Originally Posted by
plethora
ur periodic table punch was missin many elements including zinc & brass
also Hydrogen Bomb.. and hopefully north korea drops one on ur bitch ass
1. Allen Knight
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Allen Knight
ur a ugly nerd that doesn't get pussy, neva seen a dimes frame
all u do 24/7 is play Trivia, Crack cuz girls avoid u like its a full time game
Booty
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Week 5 Match Ups / Predictions
Champ Match: KnowP vs plethora
KnowP is gonna have to bring back his old self to compete with plethora. Can he do it? I think he has the experience and the skill to do it. But plethora is dropping crazy shit consistently these days.. I'm gonna have to give the edge to plethora here.
plethora: 60 | KnowP: 40
Contenders Match: Requiem vs Belooshka aka Zunto
This one could be close. Zunto is a troll but he also has the basics of battling down. Requiem is doing his thing though and has been putting work in and perfecting his craft. I think once he clicks he's gonna be a beast. We'll see what happens, but as is I gotta go 50/50 on this battle.
Requiem: 50 | Zunto: 50
Barcotic vs Bomb Bard
Bomb Bard is a decent battler but Barcotic is one of the best battlers to ever do this. He has many notable wins under his belt and he rarely drops anything that isn't worth talking about. Bomb Bard is gonna have to hope for a no show or to catch him sleeping if he's gonna take this one.
Barcotic: 80 | Bomb Bard: 20
Joe Boston vs Krucial Th1rt3en
This should be an interesting match up.. You never know what Joe Boston is gonna come up with; I have seen him drop dope before believe it or not. But normally he just doesn't put enough thought into his shit or something lol I don't know. Judging by Krucials bar last week and Joe's last few bars I'ma have to give the edge to Krucial this week.
Krucial Th1rt3en: 60 | Joe Boston: 40
Cypher Winner
Congrats to
@Allen Knight
for winning the cypher.
Winning Bar
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Allen Knight
i got the mob on my side, for free i'll get u duffed in the brain
but for a Pennywise Guys will beat the shit outta u & stuff u in a drain
Second Place
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Heise
symphony for ur death, you'll die so vividly
end w/ a harp on a cloud to watch the soul of algorithmically
/sarcasm
Noteworthy punches
Quote:
Originally Posted by
plethora
Im glad u were demoted from mod position cuz ur the worst around
not Justice League but everywhere u use powers to drive shit straight into the ground
Quote:
Originally Posted by
plethora
^this was wack af, just like ur 1-2 punch dude
u shouldnt just Sign Out, but hold one begging for food
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Fresh
joe has an opinion on gangsters... this shit is unreal
the only time you pull adduce s'when ur snitchin on people
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Joe Boston
Ur bitch revokes from getting pussy, guess being a herb thats the price u pay
She dont let u on the mound no more, sex life's deader than Ray Halladay
Quote:
Originally Posted by
KnowP
stop being a groupie, Joe wont have your back, this is facts son
Dont get me wrong, Joe will hold you down.... by your waist with your ass up
WEEK 4 WTF'S
WTF @ People winning battles but then not voting and getting booted? smh
WTF @ Zunto talking shit about my work ethic?
WTF @ Kill Spree relinquishing himself from helping with Cypher winner?
WTF @ Smog getting Robbed?
WTF @ B dot trolling people?
WTF @ Alphabet coming back to RB and battling again only to no show and get booted?
WTF???
Outro
Well last week was a shit show for the most part, but respect to everyone who showed and voted and all that. Fuck everybody else for now.. Let's make this a dope week and let's try to make the rest of this season dope too. Peace out for now.
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
Good mag yet again. Props.
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
Thanks for putting in the work to make this league thrive
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
Good Mag
@Fresh
better Booty in this edition. Must be out your fucking mind though im getting beat this week.
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
dope ass mag (am i only saying that bcuz im getting props? lmao maybe lmao)
@Barcotic
destroyed me in a battle back in 2009 lmaoooooo wuddup bro
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
Plethora bout to get that work. Lmao at all the no shows. Wtf y'all doing?? And thanks for putting me on the top 5. I need that cypher chain tho!
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
Noels played af on knowp
cool mag tho, props
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Barcotic
Noels played af on knowp
cool mag tho, props
I thought the same thing when Is aw it but left it alone lol...
niGGas here claim everything is played but the actual played shit LMAO.
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
Lmao it was still a dope bar.
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
Dudes got over 300 battles most name plays are played on know
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
so dont use nameplays
genius
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Barcotic
so dont use nameplays
genius
Dude don’t get angry bro can we not just be friends in here?
Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 4
Who cares about the name flip? It's the angle flip that matters.