Re: Why is illy more mackish than jonezy?
almost the same way she looked with mines in her mouth except her mouth expanded wider for me.
Re: Why is illy more mackish than jonezy?
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The Rhymenoceros
how can you talk shit about a threesome?
do you know what the chances of getting two girls that look like my gf to have a 3 some?
PRETTY GOOD IF YOUR ME HAHAHAHAHAH
act like you dont want to slap that brunette's tight little ass... shes seriously 4'11 i wrecked her lol...
I am the sex god... anyone who doesnt believe me come out to the bars or to the club with me ONE time i guarantee you that i get you laid... even if you look like gestures
but yes i am still with my girl... shhhh
Guarentee? I want that in writing.
Re: Why is illy more mackish than jonezy?
you could show us the pics of the crabs you got from the brunette... that would set the record straight...
but for the record, good work bro... before I was married I had some great adventures myself, so congrats...
Re: Why is illy more mackish than jonezy?
I hate you right now, man... not fair. Fuck monogamy.
Re: Why is illy more mackish than jonezy?
Re: Why is illy more mackish than jonezy?
id wanna hit the club with illy...
competition to see who would get the most bitches....not no fucking phone numbers....but in the sack..
bottom line no one loses
Re: Why is illy more mackish than jonezy?
i rate jonesy could prolly pull 3/4...ima one ata time kinda guy, plus girls dont like sharing me, i have tried, and failed
Re: Why is illy more mackish than jonezy?
i'm heading over to hang out with these girls again right now.... be prepared for some photo evidence
just so you know... if i get pics of these girls blowing me... dont get jealous
of the size of my "little" man ok?
Re: Why is illy more mackish than jonezy?
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Originally Posted by
The Rhymenoceros
i'm heading over to hang out with these girls again right now.... be prepared for some photo evidence
just so you know... if i get pics of these girls blowing me... dont get jealous
of the size of my "little" man ok?
I still want it in writing that you will get me laid
Re: Why is illy more mackish than jonezy?
i can get you laid.
i cant guarantee that i get YOU a dime. but i can DEF get you laid
Re: Why is illy more mackish than jonezy?
That doesnt count. Pleanty of fat chicks would love to pounce me.
Re: Why is illy more mackish than jonezy?
i didnt say nothing about fat chicks
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