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yea that's not a good look at all.
i always try to squeeze it back out.. i dunno if it works..
i tend to be sorta touchy with myself anyways.. i really should stop buying lotion.. maybe that'd work..
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Quotient
yea that's not a good look at all.
i always try to squeeze it back out.. i dunno if it works..
i tend to be sorta touchy with myself anyways.. i really should stop buying lotion.. maybe that'd work..
the squeeze never gets it all out
oh and you think you can piss it out, but you cant that just makes your dick feel like it's filled with CLR
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at least i was just using soap
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when i try to piss it out i get that post-sex piss fork thing going and it jus burns and gets the sides of the floor all covered in pee.
this truely is a modern day mystery HoG..
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ how true everything said in this thread is.. wow
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Hand of God
omg dude i used that once and it happened..
it's like having gasoline poured down ur japeye.. but then it's like God doesn't think ur hurting enough to he inserts tiny razor blades into it.
whoever made that Axe shit is truely a lesbian
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Originally Posted by
Quotient
when i try to piss it out i get that post-sex piss fork thing going and it jus burns and gets the sides of the floor all covered in pee.
this truely is a modern day mystery HoG..
Ugh that shit pisses me off
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i guess i should revert to my old method
i usually just slam my dick into a wall to get all those clumps of dirt off, and use a hockey stick to pry off the sticky stuff
after that i unfold my cock onto the pavement and pay a street cleaner to drive over my mast to get it all chromed up
then i hang it over the balcony until it thickens out again
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lmao, ya'll need to stop crankin it w/the soap
Re: soap in the piss hole
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Originally Posted by
Quotient
omg dude i used that once and it happened..
it's like having gasoline poured down ur japeye.. but then it's like God doesn't think ur hurting enough to he inserts tiny razor blades into it.
whoever made that Axe shit is truely a lesbian
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fuck that i wouldnt be able to inflate the raft for weeks
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Originally Posted by
Rappertoire
lmao, ya'll need to stop crankin it w/the soap
why use soap when i have your moms spit, cripple cock?
im sorry you dont take pride in washing your cock
but i guess the lingering smell of your boyfriend's asshole is something you'd rather keep with you
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wow... sucks for you... my girl did this to me once when we took a shower together... so i gave her a tity punch
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I haven't gotten soap in my pee pee hole for about a year now, but this thread just made me a little paranoid cause I'm running the shower water right now.