Cypher About Someone Famous... Talk About How A Normal Day Would Be For The Person The Person Above You Left For You. Then You Leave A Famous Person For The Kid After You. Six Lines MINIMUM
Famous Person = Michael Jackson. :thumbup:
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Cypher About Someone Famous... Talk About How A Normal Day Would Be For The Person The Person Above You Left For You. Then You Leave A Famous Person For The Kid After You. Six Lines MINIMUM
Famous Person = Michael Jackson. :thumbup:
my name is Mike, an i like
to pretend i'm a "pirate", allright?
and youre askin me why, so i'll tell ya tha reason-
it's cuz i like tha "booty" of kids in the Fall season!
but, yea, it sux that i've been charged w/ mollestation-
I'm guessin that i should'a fuckin stuck to masturbation!
here in my jail cell, my ass is startin to itch...
it's either from tha clothes or the fact I'M now a KID'S bitch!
next person: Osama Bin Laden
dey got me runnin, hidin, creepin
i got missles but theirs heat seeking
I pop pistols, but they cop semi auto wit night/infra red beams
its mean, got my clothes all ripped, i tripped and broke the seams
im in a bad way, like dead ends on highways wit US personel
feelins hurt as well, in a shell im contemplatin to murk myself
bill clinton
I say I did Not Have Sexual Relations
Why Need More Explanations
Fuck The Press and Fuck Those that try'd to get me for tax invasions
I tell You I have No More Remorse Or Energy
And Fuck That Skanky Ass Lyin Hoe Monica Lawinski
Next Person = Al 'Scarface' Capone
COME AFTER ME...I WON'T BUST MY BALLS!
for u, u, or u... n i sure as hell won't stall...
to shoot my best friend for fuckin my sis...
fact of tha matter is, u'll be next bitch...
i got a warzone in my front yard while i'm sniffin coke...
and i'm killin easily, puttin bodies underwater so when they dead they choke...
next: J-Lo
ha ha have fun...
yo my ass is about as big ben anflecks wallet
and the premintions bout me and diddy...well yeah they fuckin called it
i know i have no talent, cant sing, cant dance
but im on top of the pop charts cuz im hot wit a big ass
i swing my behind fast, and dump fools rather bitterly
shit watch out, my ass just took out the statue of liberty
im jenny from the block, im back to NYC
but theres mad traffic now cuz my ass is cloggin every steet
next person: Mike Tyson
ding...ding...tha bell...give u hell...
tha eye...u have...will bust, will swell...
but wait! wat's this? i got screwed...
by a guy wit a messed up haircut n a ego to match too...
where's my education? help me cause my marriage basics...
are done, it's almost finished... no way to make it...
now no kids, no wife...no diploma...
i lost to too many bouts... it's now ova...
next: Axe E. Um << LOL, famous yet?? ha ha!
wow ax e um what a great fuckin kid
but if i was him...i'd probably slit my fuckin wrists
my day starts with an ass whoopin from my dad
that after that, i finger my ass
next up i roll down to gym class
where i find phoeniix, and i get my ribs smashed
hips gashed, all fucking laughed at
thank god I DONT HAVE TO LIVE AS THIS CAT!!!
next person: funk masta flex
If you watch the tube enough chances are you'll see me
Im always hostin somethin tight on mens spike TV
Always in a new ride, wit a new chicklet by my side
And my dick slips and flips quick and Im blastin in her eye
My public skills are minimum barely proper for television
but I'll cut a tight record wit the hottest stars u mention
Jason-the killer
i kill so many fool sthat i got a bad rap
but im just nice guy wearin a hockey mask
me and you we basically equal
cept the fact i got so mnay shitty sequals
ive been to hell, space and many other places
when i appear i see many scared faces
I grew up a light weight
beat by my brothas put me n tight shape
every year older i grew
closer 2 death i knew it was nuffin new
got shot in tha arms when i was 14
it was a lil wound no one could hurt me
half yall nigga claim
but once u hit my block i'll have u layin
Next Person = Kobe Bryant
wut kinda dude am i? gettin sued and accused
by ne bitch that spews some bullshit in the news
about these dues and debts, cuz she say i groped her chest
so i go cocky like rodney, cuz u know i get "no respect!"
no sweat, i just wrote a check, tryiin to get
this noose loose from my throat and neck
i swear, she lucky i never left her wit bullet holes
it aint funny, i got the money, leavin u full of those
so until the next time u see me caught in the spotlight
u think twice 'fore u bite me, knowin these indictments r not right
next person: eminem
everyday i wake up and think bout my baby
everyday i wake up cant wait to see haley
my baby dont think im crazy
shes the only one i trust to play with me
i talk 2 anybody else and they afraid of me
i aint gonna do shit unless u fuck with me
u fuck with dre and ill come with 50
dont bullshit around, we slay foolz who fuck with me
dumbass didnt leave a name so ill be the person above me^
even on valentines day ya flows are lovely
you just ugly, with a wack name too
rayven? who the fuck are you
a stupid fool who forgot to drop name as in the rules of cypher
u fuckin dickryde like a fuckin biker
yo look this was my day in life of an idiot
who cant spit, simple as this, you aint worth shit
next person: missy elliot
I don't Gossip Folks, but I pass the Dutch..
I've lost weight but not too much..
Never won many awards but they've been in my grasp..
I'm so phat, I don't shake my ass..
But Fast, Look at my Lime Green Ferrari..
I live about a hundred miles from Lion Country Safari..
Next: Bob Marley
yo im the king of reggae, number one
my favorite hobby is too smoke fat blunts
i dont front, im bout peace and unity
i shot the sherrif but i did not shoot the deputy
i could play and blaze like all day long
these songs of freedom are all i ever had...redemption song
next person: satan
Yo My name's Satan I come from hell
If you do sucide then this is where you fell
If you come where I'm at then you'll be yearning
F**k AIDS cause you're already Burning
If you come down here then your worst nightmares become true
Like if your straight you'll suck dick until you turn blue
Next Person:Jimi Hendrix
I'm the man who made it fun to smoke the Purple Haze..
Known to play my electric guitar in many special ways..
Did every drug in the book, So I been there and done that..
Even my weakest song was the Illest and fuckin' PHAT..
I wore Tye-Dye Shirts, and was a fuckin' Hippy..
DAMNIT... Imma shut up now... and smoke more of that Crippy!
Next: Nate Dogg
They call me Nate Dog * I rep the WEST COST that H-o-doubble G slob* theres to many weak rappers I godda sing to make a hit * And been C walkin ever since Snoop told me I was a Crip * I got hoes with luda, Smoked with Dra, Dub C made a track and the niggas from the SHACK just got payed * Its the N-A T-ie to bad I cant rap Ill just horaminize the track * from okland to southern cali I hold it down as the wackest excause no other comes before me* WEST SIDE. . . with my nigga WAREN G *
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Next : CANIBUS
Had to delete out of order posts
~Bounce~
im cannibus i have good vocab
but some fools think i love science and math
i dont care i can spit real ill
when i spit im out for the kill
and im named after weed
im cannibus and im in the the lead
next person: al gore
HI, I WANTED TO BEAT THAT BUSH,IM AL GORE/
THE ONLY BUSH I GET IS THAT OF A WHORE/
I SLING DOWNTOWN AND PICK UP A REALLY DERRTY PRO/ (PEOSTITUTE)
IM THAT FAT GUY WHO WANTED TO BE PRESIDENT - U KNOW/
I GOT BEAT OF THAT GUY WHO IS ON WORLD DOMINATION/
INSTEAD IM SAT HOME TAKIN A FEW SESSIONS OF MASTERBATION/
I WISH IT WAS ME WHO WAS SAT IN THE WHITE HOUSE/
BUT INSTEAD I STAY AT HOME AND RAPE MY SPOUSE/ (CHILDREAN)
NEXT: Chick Hearns
MJ has been done before
~Bounce~
I don't know Chick Hearns. Why? Cuz I don't care to...
Doesn't matter who he is, or if his flow blares through.
That's if he's a rapper, if he ain't, well, so what?
You can stick this rhyme and the topic, straight up ya butt.
What kinda man calls himself Chick, except maybe a bitch...
Prince's old bodyguard was called that, until his dimensions switched. (he died)
New topic:
A day in the life of...
A old, broken down professional wrestler.
Broken Fingers, Sprain'd Ankles, and a crook'd back..
Maybe over 60 but I'll definately still speak madd Smack..
Got So much water in my body from Steriods I could be a water bed..
But nobody wants a man that has a displaced hip in there wrestlin' fed..
Doc' Says to stay in bed but I have too much love for this sport..
If anything I'll stay in this career as a Valet Manager just as a last resort..
Next topic- A Ninja Turtle
cruisin around in the sewer
killin the foot clan on the end of a skewer
shredders got a lot, but the turtles got fewer
dont matter cuz we rock this joint honest
like pizza when cheese on it, we named after artists
fuck with us and we take u to hell
we the fuckin turtles like comin out of our shell
next person: lorana bobbit
^This should be interesting
~Bounce~
I'm infamous and misunderstood, so it's hard ta get a date...
Can't do dinner with men, cuz they see tha knife by my plate.
I see their eyes widen while I'm cutting my meat neatly...
One date I ordered sausage, and his heart kept skipping beatings.
So I have ta pay for company, found a pimp with man-ho's...
But they won't fall asleep with me, after sex they always go.
Next:
A day in the life of Bruce Lee's GHOST!
^Dopeness
~Bounce~
ive been known to puff the magic dragon.
i aint gonna deny it never happened.
from the island of jamaica, we keep it jammin.
dat calypso beat got peoples feet tappin.
shame i died so young. there was more to come.
reggae is the matrix im the one.
shame ziggy aint well hung.
next person: jesus
CHECK ALL THESE DUMB FUCKERS WORSHIPPING ME/
DONT TELL 'EM IVE GOT GENITAL WARTS AND IT BURNS WEN I PEE/
THATS A LINE FROM EMINEM, SATAN SENT HIM TO EARTH/
THAT MUTHER FUCKERS THEERE TO TAKE THE RAP GAMES WORTH/
IM JUST TRYIN TO EAT THESE SKITTLES BUT THEY'RE SLIPPIN THROUGH MY PALM/
THOSE SIX INCH NAILS ON THE CRUSIFIKS LEFT MY HANS LIKE DONUTS-DAMN/
IM JUST LIKE ROBIN HOOD - IM A MAKE BELIEVE CHARACTER/
IM JUST THERE TO BE LENT ON AND MAKE PEOPLE HAPPIER/
BEFORE I GO IM GONNA LEAVE U WITH THIS LAST LINE TO THINK ABOUT/
IF I WERE REAL WHY DONT I BLESS SO MANY PEOPLE AND LEAVE THEM OUT?
Next = Ron Jeremy... STOP "Forgetting" To Leave An Item.
-Axe
so what if im ugly/ so what if im fat/
the bitches still fuck me cause they know im the man/
i take a corner bar trick/ and turn her into a porner star bitch/
or a live voyeur cam bitch/ boy am i sick/
i take em any way i can/ ugly skinny and fat/
oral, vaginal, anal and bad/
and i hate to do it/
but hen again i get paid to do it/
ive got like ten diseases on my dick and im bout to lose it/
rashes and bumps building round the bruises/
but i dont tell them about it before i pound the bushes/
buts nuts and drown the cooches/
Next--------robert downey jr.<------------too easy
ALL DAY I PRETEND TO BE SUMBODY I AINT/
COZ I NEED AWAY TO GET AWAY FROM THIS LIFE I HATE/
FUCK IT - INSTEAD I'LL GO HOME AND HAVE A HIT/
COZ TAKIN ALIL' SMACK IS THE BEST WAY TO FORGET/
I'M A FUCKIN SMACK HEAD HOMMIE - CANT YOU SEE/
THAT I GET HIGH WHEN I'M HOME - LITERALLY/
WHEN I'M TRIPPIN I JUMP OFF OF MY ROOF/
THATS WHY I'M AN UGLY BASTARD AND I GOT BEEF/
Turn your damn cap locks off and stop forgeting to leave a person for the next MC. This is your final warning!
~Bounce~
Next Person = Scot Peterson (cat that is on trial for the murder of his wife and unborn child)
I'm heartless, yo, they say I killed my wife and baby...
Has the jury decided? No, the verdict still reads maybe.
So fuck you and your opinions, every one is unfounded...
I ain't been convicted yet, the gavel ain't been pounded.
I say I'm innocent, ain't done shit, you should fuckin believe...
My wife and unborn baby are dead, but no one will let me grieve.
Next up:
A day in the life of...
A Non-Gay Male Yoga Instructor
Yes it's true, i'm a male yoga class instructor
see that fine girl front row, hell yea i fucked her
believe me when i say this, it's time for u to listen
i get payed money to watch girls bend into position
what a job huh? fine chicks flexin in spandex
damn right, this is as good as the life of a man gets
next up:a blind NRA (national rifle associatioin member).....can't wait to see this one
WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN AND FALL OVER MY CLOTHES/
WALK IN TO MY WARDROBE AND STUMP MY TOES/
I CANT SEE A FUCKING THINK BUT IM STILL GONNA SHOUT/
I'M AN N.F.A. MEMBER GOING OUT FOR THE LOOT/
TURN UP AT THE RANGE WITH MY T-SHIRT ON BACKWARDS/
A SIGN IS UP "DONT SHOOT" BUT I DONT SEE THE HAZARD/
INSERT A 9 MILI IN THE BARREL PLACE MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER/
TAKE A SHOT, HEAR A THUD, "FUCK, YOU SHOT ME NIGGER"/
DROP MY RIFFLE AND TAKE OUT MY OOZIE - SEMI AUTOMATIC/
FIRE A FEW ROUNDS AND HEAR "YOU SHOT A HISPANIC/
SUPPOSE I SHOULDN'T BE FIRING WHILE I GOT THIS EYE PAD ON/
I AINT REALLY BLIND - JUST LIKE KILLIN PEOPLE FOR NO REASON/
NEXT: A STUDENT WITH TORRETS SYNDROME.
PEACE OUT.
I thought it was a famous person 1...Ahh well...
.These feelings felt inside wen words mentaly collide//
.Has people staring my eyes cuz swearing is kept aside//
.Like wen it happens they always lie,saying u probably didnt try//
.Wen out the blue i told my neighbour i wish the basdard died//
.I got the sack wen i was twenty, i told my boss to fuck a goat//
.He said "abuse i can take plenty, But i suggest u grab your coat//
.I finaly got it im Skitsophrenic,but whait,I got tourets//
.I started to feel a mental panic,"GO FUCK UR MOM U FUCKIN BITCH"//
Next-Will Smith
i wake up in the morning/ brush my teeth /
grab my cock and get jiggy with it/ cause i dont really like women/
jada's just a disguise/ to help keep the outside, outsde/
walk down my steps rub out the grud as i rub eyes/
i just hope the hip hop nation dont know i love guys/
put on the latest jazzy j beat/ presume to dis as i check see/
i should keep my mouth shut and learn from history/
espeacially after eminem dissed me/
but stupid and stubborn i kept on/ its just me/
i need time alone with the mic/ the find the truth in love/
instead of writing shit like just the two of us/
stare at the wall of accomplishments and theres nothing new to us/ i gotta make another movie/ maybee get a roll as a transexual crackhead groupie/
if only these directors truly knew me/ lots changed since then/
i was the fresh prince who was dying to be princess/
my interest/ sick thoughts of incest/
orgies with carlton and ucle phil/
losin grip of my life , cant hold on bout to fumble it/
...next............jenna jameson
Feel my bead slip away as i kill myself feel the heats of hell
Never traveled down this road but never helped with some pills
Slippen faster and faster as though i was at work
as i feel the blood rush why'd i do it what was it worth
As i look back to feelings to my way of life before this birth
Child of Music Child of Innocence now My hands are mud felt
Goddess of something ive never knew to be pants that i held up with a belt
*thud*
Whiteness clears my pupils, eyes thats seen to much
Eyes thats been through to much to say just because
In the end im nor the object to observe or desire
cuz my Pink Slip that never worthed Expired.
-Next : President of a record label.
be creative.please.
my dick is getting harder by the hour
as I check out the league of female power
big fat assess in the air at all times
cracks opening and closing... i love these behinds
i don't care that i get paid good money
because i just fucked that honey to that honey
in the day of the life of.....
Bobby Brown
Damn, yall are shifty it's funny how the public forgets shit so quickly
Now that yall got Fifty yall done stopped singing "My Prerogative" wit me
Now all I do is smoke blunts of sticky and rocks with this bitch Whitney
She's skinny and sickly I'm sick of hearin her screamin' BOBBY DONT HIT ME!
Shit I'm not picky so I'm singing with Rule about Thug Lovin'
I was buggin' what the hell was I thinking becomin' a famous hoe's husband?
Next: Captured Saddam Hussein
The united states caught me down in a hole
I couldn't open the gates to complete my goal
all I wanted to do was kill some people
then go and hide inside of my church's steeple
I ain't had no luck, so I had to hide
so I had to hide side by side wit dem rats
and the army was like the cats
and then decided to beat me with a bat
Next person to be: Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmonks
Please elevate your drops, I'll accept this being it's your first, but in the future drop a decent verse...
thank you
~Bounce~
im the chipmunk of doom, cut u wide open
sliced up open wounds when im shroom copin
was in rehab but now my high voice is taken mc voice boxes
and haven them broken rejoice in ya dieses aids n small pox
Got aids from ya boy but on ya own tiny mincle ya canable
i might be small but shit u just got beat by a smal forest animal!!!
.
-life of : people who found sadam husien
surprised that it was I... rather alarmed me
... but the press who shall swarm me
or my country whom may adore me..
might i reign in glory?
i wonder how he feels to be reverted to a normadic man
how i wud love to pull the trigger ... thoughts may force my hand
i might slide in a spit... pistol whip or two
but if i swallow my pride... i image the medals and follow up interviews
lemme toss him a slug to recompensate my fellow soliders
but wait till i get home, we can celebrate that this shit is over
Next: someone in the shadows of another famous person... like a backup singer