Who ya'll got? Old and new.
Feel free to drop a verse from them if you can find one.
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Who ya'll got? Old and new.
Feel free to drop a verse from them if you can find one.
This is revenge. I’m on a rampage w a knife & a K bro
Machetè.. 1 blade’ll tear thru ur camp then u’ll get the Trejo
Kill ur fam & make it sloppy..what’s ur plan nigga? STOP ME
Cuz Z’s comin’ for u and ur lil sunflowers like Plants vs Zombies
Team fulla beasts doing mobster things, fuck does this imposter think?
Either I let a ratchet sing.. or ill have a slug do the talkin like Monsters Inc
I’ll grab the K then I’m out. King shit, I’ll drag a blade thru ur mouth
Cuz wen it comes to X calibre, he’ll fail to pull out the steel when it counts
Make him retire..Im set in stone, u could nvr get rid of me
Beacon of fire.. I keep a burner in my hand like the Statue of Liberty
Zunto vs. Baron X
You call those good? Listen I’ll…
Let the pound dump! For being trash at text u’ll meet the ground slumped
But we’re used to seeing you leave bars all fucked up.. like the town drunk
Tell this kid that’s he’s finished. End up in a box or swimmin w fishes
This shits too easy Mac.. I’m leavin u completely cooked within minutes
Don’t need a gat wen I’m walkin. Bare knuckles, if Ima scrap then it’s often
So act crazy and u’ll see hands move in ur face.. like Italians talkin
n If it’s Mac that im after..rest assured he’s gettin clapped by the master
catch u at night w the metal in my hand.. like the Hash Slinging Slasher
This is past rap. I’ll be at ya neck askin u where the cash at
Then im snappin the fuck outta them legs like black people at a crab-shack
Zunto vs. Mac
Whole crew gets violent, they won’t hesitate to let a tool bust
So act up.. n the metals goin thru ur body like the Magic School Bus
Zunto vs. Phalanx
We’ll merk ur daughter. She’ll be too scared to even cough or blink
Cuz I’ll have beasts creepin thru ur kids bedroom door like it’s Monsters Inc
Zunto vs. Joe Boston
A big gun & chalk, one shot’ll leave this dude slumped
Fuck the funny talk.. I’m puttin’ dummy in a box like Goosebumps
Zunto vs. Eviction
Fuck a game plan, my squad’ll run u for your j’s fam
its either k’s blam.. or ill have animals sneak into ur crib like Space Jam
Zunto vs. Ryno
^I commend you for that tbh. Looking back at a lot of my old stuff I always end up thinking it's "ok" and that I could write much better even though others say it's dope.
Looking back, I feel like I never got better until I left RB for NCs
I’ll grab the K then I’m out. King shit, I’ll drag a blade thru ur mouth
Cuz wen it comes to X calibre, he’ll fail to pull out the steel when it counts
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah that shit was pretty damn hard.
I’ll do an ancient list of ones you won’t be familiar with?
@Ryuu @list en / @chicken @BLACK FLAME aka @goat 26 @Liquid Flame @SINCERE
Just to prove I’m not making these names up, there’s actually an old 2002 HW LLL battle between Black and Liquid Flame still accessible here crazily: http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...t=Liquid+flame
EDIT: Tried @ing some ancient names to see if they randomly get an email notification and come check us out. Prob come to nothing, but let’s see.
@Sal-V @ToNe-E @Jae Cyph @Kasper
@Phear
@Phynam @The End @alldig
@Iglos
@Phrantik @Sand
@G.Hod
Gotta respect the OGs. Imagine how confused everyone was back then on how to do everything. Shit feels like how UFC used to be when it was more like a street fight rather than the focused MMA stuff it is today. Shit like how to vote and judge battles, how format verses, what people liked or didn't was all new and different back then.
To be fair the guy in that battle I linked uses a sort of proto-gun bar to do with Hollow be thy name or something. There wouldn’t have been many gun bars around back then, they were never really a thing like they have been in more recent years.
In fact the only other one really that stands out in memory was an old one by a user called JayCee that used something along the lines of “barrel under your neck like a Saint Bernard,” that I always thought was fire and creative back then. It still stands out in my memory to this day because it was unusual to see one used. Pretty cool to come across for someone as interested in the history of this ish as me. Heh.
imagine the history of the first cum line or "your girl" lines lmao
The top 5 text battlers are...
What the hell is wrong with you, making a thread like this? Nobody but me is good at it and I damn well know I'm a master of crafting tales as compared to effeminate wordplay.
Someone needs to steal MoansOhGaaaad's man (or men) away.
@EXalted is cause he not seeing me in no real battle... lol None of you can beat him.. hes the best fkking ever. :uptight:
@$pitacular @John Hensley (the goat imo) @Kenny the G @King (Me and king had some battllessss but i was always a fan of his writing) @Barcotic
no order here.
solid list tbh, $pit always been consistent and I've seen JH tare through leagues all the time, that shit was wild how he would just pop up like a fucking pokemon and do battle then leave with minimal interactions lmao. King was one of those dudes that always dropped nasty but I don't think he got the rep he deserved for his skills.
100 percent agree, and yeah man, Hensley would just show up, destroy people, and leave, or get ot the end of a tournament or league and just no show rofl disappear for a year or two. And yeah, King is a beast, me and him had some wars in bars, but he was always one of my favorite writers. pretty sure I am up though so if you read this king, HA! LOL.
@King GOW said "fuck you".
Fr fr tho
In no order:
Fracture
Blue Bayou
Blas
For Battling
Jabari Black
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Hush
Bags
Dominate
Orc
MFtastick
Allen Knight I guess
God of War
Silver
Fracture was dope though I only saw him a few times when I first got started on other sites. Orc always been a top 5 to me on the list. I have no seen Hush drop in a long ass time, haven't even seen his name pop up in a minute. The rest I've seen around like Dominate, Blue and Allen but never followed them too much beyond others saying how nice they were.
Tbh though, I always felt like there were a lot of names who had really fire hot streaks
Aero/Dominate tag team
Unfukwitable with Fight Nights
Infiltrate in the NBL
Barcotic
King Karaoke
So many
Most listed weren't but that's fine I think.
cosign on blue, hush, bags, dom, orc, allen knight had some fire stuff GoW is a legend but i wasn't around for him and i've only heard of the others wasn't active when they were around
Dom is 100% the best text battler of all time I genuinely don't think it's close.. where tf is gloc at man. used to msg the guy on AIM all night just cyphering, my shit was prob wack af but he would still entertain me lmfao
One dude that probably aint well known by most and would likely never end up on a top anything list that I always thought was dope was Nick Fletcher. He was on RV and I think he came here on rare occasions but dude would cypher with me for hours when I was first starting and roasted me each time. He did decently enough in the leagues too but he set a bar for me. There were a few others that were coo in RV but likely didn't age too well given that was like 02/03.
I always thought of Kenny as a NC dude.. he did have a short run in RB from what I remember and modded a league I think but didn't seem to frequent here much. Hens was just a demon that got summoned when a league popped up with enough dope people in it lol. I feel like if Hens didn't join there weren't enough to summon him LMAO
No order but
Blue
Old Barc
Dom
Fuk
Baron
Pino grij
Sn00p
Junto
Too many
I feel like he jsut wrote mad random bars that didn't apply to anyone on a scroll with a quill pen then would join a league once he had enough to cover a whole league run LMAO. That's why he never had a lot of personal bars beyond random shit that was said in the chats.
Pinot Grij definitely not from here, he came from HipHopHeads and maybe even somewhere before that too, then he was primarily a RapLeagues head (where KungFuGrip came from). RL was a board of Mental Stamina’s who adminned a ton of text battle sites over time, RL was comprised of a lot of heads from all over actually, I bet there were very few who started there in truth.
Pinot def not an RB head though is my point. Sn00p neither from what I recall, he came from a European text board
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In a thread on RB battlers?
Nope, categorically doesn’t count everyone. Sorry.
you're probably fun af at parties bro.
I made the thread and don't mind too much.. I mean we got one dude who just quoted himself the whole time lol