RW $350 Final: Virbius vs Jack Hallows III ***Virbius wins***

Ransom Writers Final: Virbius vs Jack Hallows III
You know it's serious when there's Roman numerals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7fYzWidiic

The people have spoken & decided on 24 lines for the final (2160 characters excluding spaces).

The winner will receive $250 with the runner-up getting a $100 consolation prize.
On top of that @mal diction has added the $60 he won in the audio cypher to the pot, G shit.

Due date: Monday 9th June
All votes are equal & the winner will be either the 1st to 4 votes or whoever is leading after a reasonable amount of time has passed.

Post your references so you don't get jerked.

No extensions.

Sportsmanship is an instant DQ.

@Virbius @Jack Hallows

check.

He puts the colon and cum in colonial scum, shit’s horrendous…
I’ll give him brain damage and he’ll sit defenceless, struggling to even feed himself, forgive the reference but this US soldier’s gonna have to keep on fighting for his independence.

Yankee cunt.

He wants to be a star, damn but wait, the man’s a state. By the way it’s day/month, not month/day, this is actual hate…
His girlfriend’s mentally retarded, Jack relates coz it ain’t the first time he had a backward date.

I’mma kill this ex-marine, and that shit is very suitable,
Coz his Last Post was played out, like a military funeral.
Nah that’s the British army funeral song, I’mma stick to facts…
You’ll always be associated with KnoX; bitch relax or your goddamn family’s gonna be hearing Taps.
That’s the song they play when they bury a US marine. y’all know.
Seemed like a cry for help when you were talking with KnoX like morse code.

I’ll take boltcutters to your feet if you don’t stop that bro. you miss marine life, for the combat? no.
I’ll put you on an oxygen tank like Jaques Cousteau’s, and if he gets out of order it’ll cost Jack toes.
I’m like god’s son if he’d got guns… obey me the same way,
Or maybe I’ll make prey; If JACK’s out of order think JC with an AK.

Nah forget the anagrams, he gets cucked by his bitch in their camper van and he’s the cameraman but suffers flashbacks of Afghanistan when the attacks began…
When she said she’ll take a bull back (/take Kabul back) Jack snapped and ran coz that shit reminded him of Taliban battle plans.

I had to judge the audio competition, his was wack, the only time Jack’s ever hurt me’s when I listened back.
Hisses, cracks, clicks and clacks. I’m hoping this diss-taught him a whole lot… like his shitty track.
I said I wish he’d died in a big attack when he was in Iraq... only joking… it was Afghanistan, I should stick to facts.
I already did a Jack-it / jacket pun, bitch relax, I’ll get your coat; I’ll grip the mac, couldn’t blame him for wanting body armour; I won’t give him flak.

I ain’t playing with him; seems this jack’s more like a joker now, forgot it’s not my circus yet I guess I get to own a clown.
I need screwdrivers so he’s poked and gouged, a hammer, hacksaw, pliers, plus some rope to leave him choked and bound; I’d better hit the hardware store coz I’m about to go to town.
Should I shove him in a mincer? put him in the earth so only bones are found? should I bury the body in a churchyard? bro it’s so profound,
How either way it’s right to say that Hallowed end up wholly ground.



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Explanations:

I know you all get it already, you’re smart as fuck. This explanation’s just for Jack’s benefit coz he’s a bit simple.

Fighting for his independence: referring to US war of independence from the UK, also how his life’s going to be a daily struggle to keep his independence and manage without a full time carer when I give him severe brain damage.

Wants to be a star, the man’s a state: he wants to be famous but he’s a mess, and each star represents a state on the US flag.

Backward date: Unlike the rest of the world Americans write the month before the day, also his girlfriend (date) is mentally retarded (backward).

The Last Post is the bugle song played at military funerals in the UK. Taps is the equivalent song played at military funerals in the US, and taps is a synonym for knocks which is a homophone for KnoX.

A cry for help, talking with KnoX: communicating with knocks, tapping out morse code. Often used to spell out an SOS signal, a cry for help.

Jaques Cousteau was a famous underwater explorer, so got put on an oxygen tank to breathe, also interested in marine life. Dude invented the iron lung. Out of order is slang for unreasonable behaviour. Jaques Cousteau’s and ‘cost Jack toes’ are the same syllables out of order. Whatever.

He’d obey Jesus and/or anyone with a gun. JC (Jesus Christ) is god’s son, an AK is a gun. JC with an AK is JACK with the letters out of order. C’mon.

A bull means a guy who fucks a cuckold’s girl in front of him. Take a bull back / take Kabul back. Jack was a marine when the Taliban recaptured the city of Kabul. Poor guy.

Diss taught / distort, his track was so distorted it hurt to listen to. Seriously, it was bad.

A mac is a gun or a macintosh coat (Also a laptop which is better than an Asus, callback reference to our last two battles).

To give him flak means to give him a hard time about something. A flak jacket is body armour, which I wouldn’t give him a hard time for using vs me coz it would be well justified.

Joker cards aren’t used in as many card games as Jacks. ‘Not my circus, not my monkeys’ is an idiom meaning it’s not my problem. If I did own a circus I’d probably own a clown as well. He’s a clown and I’ve owned him in this battle.

Go to town is an idiom meaning to do something to an extreme extent. I’mma go to town on killing him, and literally go to town to pick up torture/murder equipment from the hardware store. Yikes.

Minced meat is ground meat, so if I put his entire body through a mincer he’d be wholly ground. If his body entirely rotted down to soil he’d be wholly ground. A church yard is holy ground and is referred to as hallowed.

Thanks for reading. Peace out!

in honor of those who we’ve lost, i propose a moment of silence…
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look…

writing this, i tried not to start cryin, humbly.. cuz i’m reminded of a guy in country.
sought the Corps for pride & money.. fought the war but when the ride got bumpy he ain’t come home in the survivors company
this coward Virb thinkin’ “wot wuz the point of this blimey summary??” …
BITCH!!! it’s that now yoU make it TWO niggas who went to battle over a check from Uncle Sam just to DIE IN FRONT OF ME… (1)

I SAID….

his brain ain’t the quickest.. acting like we ain’t see his pages of writtens
but no, he asked for 16 like the age of his vic-[no wait, i said that already]
… nah, he asked for 16 like his DATE PREDILECTION
at every stage i gave him permission to change his position!!
so by now it should be obvious why i demanded a mandate for raising the limit!!!!!
SHIT, ANY MINUTE NOW I’MA PULL OFF MY MASK TO REVEAL I’M CHRIS HANSON & THIS IS A STAGED INTERVENTION!!!… (2)

Jesus CHRIST Virb!!!

i’m on telegram right now w/ Royal Marines who will actually find him & beat his ass. swarm this perp, raise heat & blast
leave lil segments of Virb all over some desks & books when they catch ‘im peepin in a 1st grade reading class
his leash get grabbed, leave this weakling fag crying “oh my darling, darling, Clementine” when he finds his favorite pooch tortured by wolves
& unironically the sound he’ll make when i hit him with his other dog’s corpse’ll be “ULF!!” (3)

u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words ..
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB… (4)

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Virbius

He’s calls himself The Bladecoat Brawler and it’s quite a shame; I’ll stick a shiv in his ribs, in his midst, in his side and watch him die in pain with so many knives in Jack-it might explain why I applied the name.

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you wanna play with knives??? ok bitch.

i’ll unroll a whole assortment of bladeware, just completely fuckin ditch the gun
stab him with the kitchen one. jab him with a different one
grab some ear of corn holders, poke that through where he listen from
only part of u they ain’t find a blade in’s ya shoulder, cuz it came factory equipped with one… (5)

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Virbius

I’m handy with the blades and it’ll cause a scene coz they so huge,Jack,man I feel like Wolverine.

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smh.. son don’t learn…

i SAID.. i’ll unroll a completely different assortment of bladeware, first one got fuckin ditched when done
this bitch a wannabe mutant so i’ma stab him in his fist with Xome
they’ll find ya shoulder blade missing, just the ligaments & gristle strung
while i’m attending to my molars. cuz now i’ve got a bone to pick with one. (6)
Howl at me…








reference guide:
1) “in country” is military jargon for deployed overseas. Sam is Bag Mandela’s name. don’t tell that nigga i snitched on his government digs lol.

2) for fucks sake people. just look at the previous rounds. son obsessed with referencing kiddy shit: cartoons, games, etc. & after homes egregious behavior when i refused anything lower than a bar limit that’s able to drink, is there any longer a need for speculation? at this point, his preference for smaller numbers is an established pattern. a predilection if you will. Chris Hanson is from a Dateline NBC show called “To Catch a Predator”

3) nigga’s British. the Royal Marines are the UK equivalent of the USMC. i served with many Royals & still keep in contact with a few online. they will absolutely ride out for me if asked & vice versa. reading class/verbs all over some desks & books. son has two dogs named Clementine & Ulf. dude actually has a round in the tournament where he battled them. just punched them down smh. so it seems only fitting that his dog gets the last laugh by being used by me to pummel his abusive master lmfao.

4) basic grammar lesson for you fucking illiterates like Knoxville.

5) self explanatory. son doesn’t wanna cross blades with the Brawler. i does this. ear holders are spikes that you jam into either side of a corn cob in order to eat it while keeping your hands clean. imagine the horrific irony of getting impaled in both ears by some cob holders. and obviously, shoulder blade.

6) some = “Xome”. X Men/Wolverine reference, knives in fist. shoulder blade is gone now. i’m using it as a toothpick.

Quote:

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I’m like god’s son if he’d got guns… obey me the same way,
Or maybe I’ll make prey; If JACK’s out of order think JC with an AK.

Should I shove him in a mincer? put him in the earth so only bones are found? should I bury the body in a churchyard? bro it’s so profound,
How either way it’s right to say that Hallowed end up wholly ground.

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vs

Quote:

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his brain ain’t the quickest.. acting like we ain’t see his pages of writtens
but no, he asked for 16 like the age of his vic-[no wait, i said that already]
… nah, he asked for 16 like his DATE PREDILECTION

only quoting it for the w/p


at every stage i gave him permission to change his position!!
so by now it should be obvious why i demanded a mandate for raising the limit!!!!!
SHIT, ANY MINUTE NOW I’MA PULL OFF MY MASK TO REVEAL I’M CHRIS HANSON & THIS IS A STAGED INTERVENTION!!!… (2)

i’m on telegram right now w/ Royal Marines who will actually find him & beat his ass. swarm this perp, raise heat & blast
leave lil segments of Virb all over some desks & books when they catch ‘im peepin in a 1st grade reading class

u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words ..
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB…

LOL…dope


i’ll unroll a whole assortment of bladeware, just completely fuckin ditch the gun
stab him with the kitchen one. jab him with a different one
grab some ear of corn holders, poke that through where he listen from
only part of u they ain’t find a blade in’s ya shoulder, cuz it came factory equipped with one…

Didnt get the last part



i SAID.. i’ll unroll a completely different assortment of bladeware, first one got fuckin ditched when done
this bitch a wannabe mutant so i’ma stab him in his fist with Xome
they’ll find ya shoulder blade missing, just the ligaments & gristle strung
while i’m attending to my molars. cuz now i’ve got a bone to pick with one.

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...Virb, trust, i didnt hold it against you(or Jack) for not doing the syllables thing but the thing that did you in was just rhyming words... decent rhyme-schemes just a lack of puns... Jack had the total package; being puny with decent rhyme patterns

vote - Jack

Yo yo, highly anticipated main event battle! Ha. I read Jack's verse first because for some reason Virb has gone first every time, so just to change it up..

That first bar was legitimately CRAZY. Best I've seen from Jack ever, and I would imagine it being a completely insane haymaker at a real battle event, because of the moment of silence lead up and the authenticity behind it. But on top of that it had a crazy double entendre with this "check from Uncle Sam" that was just perfect. So way better and more forceful start than the last battle.

Date prediliction .. That's a good rhyme, and the setups were also good, but I'm really not a fan of remixing bars, especially when there's only 24 bars in total. It feels like wasting precious space for something new. And what's supposed to be the grandeur of repeating anyway? It only really makes sense like e.g. Iron Solomon repeating "worst kinda whore" because it's a classic bar from 15 years prior. Just repeating some shit from your last battle seems more like you can't come up with something new.

Staged intervention.. Why are you doing this to me, Jack? You've now wasted 7 lines on straight filler, repeating a made up bar about Virb being a pedophile. It's uncreative. Maybe I'd look the other way if there was some kind of semantically interesting content to make up for it, but you're just saying it at face value. Also, as far as I remember, Virb said he was fine with 24 bars if the ppl voted for that, so the angle is super contrived already.

1st grade reading class: This has a bit of the semantically interesting content I was talking about, cuz you're saying something more than just "you're a pedophile" by playing with the words. I think something a little more grammatical than "little segments of verb" could have been said, but that's a minor detail.

Darling Clementine: What a horrible song, lol. Sounds like a German Schlager, which makes sense, cuz there's even German on the cover on youtube. Clementine and Ulf bars: Fair enough. Doesn't blow me away, but you did use the names of his dogs creatively.

Virb conjugation: I guess it's ok, but it's also very simple and basic, apropos of accusing Virb of talking kiddy shit. Like I e.g. thought of a "verb" bar:

Mal Diction literally means shit talking, poor writing or sloppy speech. In other words, lacking competence.
But in the chat I felt like I was correcting English papers by foreignors with how bad Virb handled complements.

Since a verb phrase in syntactical analysis handles all the following complements, e.g. object, indirect object, etc. But yeah, obviously it's more about what I'm actually saying, not just the "grammar" layer, since it's almost a little bit contrived to say that foreignors handle indirect objects poorly. But anyway, I thought of some other grammar shit too, but basic verb conjugation written out like this wasn't really on my radar.

Feeling the flow in the knife lines.

Second installment of knife lines was pretty confusing to me, tbh. You didn't really explain a lot in the footnotes. I got that Xome was supposed to be pronounced some, but looking it up, apparently it's a real estate agency, so I guess it's supposed to by pronounced "home"? But either way, X-men has an X, sure, and then you replace the s for an X in a random word. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I'm not really getting it. Sorry. And how are you going to pick your teeth with a shoulder blade? Wtf, Jack? You're really making it hard on me here.

Overall: After that first haymaker, I was really amped to read an ill verse here in the final, also because that first bar, and others you've done, prove that you can write on a very high level. So when you followed up with repititions and 4 bar setups with few punches, and with the punches not really hitting me in the gut, I was honestly quite disappointed. But you've also been writing a lot of dope bars in the cypher and seems like you've been busy elsewhere too, so it just feels like you've been uninspired for this.

Okay, let's see what Virb has.

Hahahahg from just finishing critiquing Jack's verse to that first setup made me fucking ROFL. It flows insanely well and just flips the whole soldier angle effortlessly. On a nerdy note, the halfway anagram (?) or literal explication of consonance somehow make it rhyme even better, in a way that's still percieved on the first reading. The punchline was dope too, so once again a good start.

Setup bars in the next lines seem a little forced. Didn't feel the star/state thing, but it's not important for the punch, which is good.

The whole military song stanza was dope. It's a little frustrating not knowing the songs you're talking about, but with putting the explanations inside the lines too, it works really well.

Cost Jack toes: A little forced, but still works. JC/AK: Great.

Kabul back: The flow's delicious and everything makes perfect sense.

The flow is on another level in general, hisses, cracks, it just SOUNDS good. A way different reading experience than Jack's verse. Didn't know there was a Mackintosh coat, lol, and didn't know the word flak either, but makes sense. The Jack-it reference is also a good example of not just regurgitating, but referencing in order to say something new, and even better since Jack spent 8 bars rebuttling that.

The go to town punch was dope. I feel like it's very down to Earth and taken out of Virb's daily life experience, so once again adds some authenticity. And again: There are nice flowing and/or semantically interesting things in every punch. Holy ground has an interestingly symbolist, almost Knut Hamsun-esque "connection with the Earth and the soil and the nature" kind of vibe.

Overall: The flow was crazy throughout, which is super important in my book. And it was packed with punches and interesting wordplay. Barely anything I was reading through and just rolling my eyes or sighing at, like unfortunately I did with Jack's verse.

So I'm gonna have to give it to Virb. But great overall battle, with the 1st round definitely being the closest, and Virb taking the W in the last two, imo.

Glad Bag (no pun intended) put up $ for both players, though, so nobody get's completely jerked.

Peace.

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v/jack see explainations

He puts the colon and cum in colonial scum, shit’s horrendous…
Colon cum – COLONial sCUM- SHITS horrendous (nasty) technically a good setup but very poor visual.. +1

I’ll give him brain damage and he’ll sit defenceless, struggling to even feed himself, forgive the reference but this US soldier’s gonna have to keep on fighting for his independence.
Multi’s- shits horrendous, sit defensless, forgive the reference, independence +5
Not sure if uk spells defenseless different but ocd making me point that out..-5 points
Punching power – with July 4th around the corner I commend virb on this one ill give this 8/10: funny this punch could have a deeper meaning as independence day is celebrating breaking aay from British rule..

Yankee cunt.

He wants to be a star, damn but wait, the man’s a state. By the way it’s day/month, not month/day, this is actual hate…
His girlfriend’s mentally retarded, Jack relates coz it ain’t the first time he had a backward date.
(Multi’s damn but wait mans a state actual hate jack relates backwards date)
I don’t get the mans a state part, is it meant for Jacksonville? Either way the build up is slightly mid but I like the switch on uk and us difference in dating a paper and the entendre on dating culture..
His girl being retarded and jack relates is a sneaky good build- jack relative kinda sounds like sex with a relative which would make a retarded baby this is why I like this multi
The closer is worded really well – first time he had a backwards date--- punch power 8.8/10


I’mma kill this ex-marine, and that shit is very suitable,
Coz his Last Post was played out, like a military funeral.
Cool wordplay
Punch power 5.5/10

Nah that’s the British army funeral song, I’mma stick to facts…
You’ll always be associated with KnoX; bitch relax or your goddamn family’s gonna be hearing Taps.
Stick to faq looks like I caught a stray O.o, love the incorporating knox beef into the bar
Hearing taps is crazy—its literally a military call that they play at the beginning of the work day and the end also at funerals.. its pretty niche +3 although will go over heads -1 but I gotta give this one a decent score 9/10

That’s the song they play when they bury a US marine. y’all know.
Seemed like a cry for help when you were talking with KnoX like morse code.
I like the idea I feel it could have been so much better but nonetheless punch power 6.7/10

I’ll take boltcutters to your feet if you don’t stop that bro. you miss marine life, for the combat? no.
I’ll put you on an oxygen tank like Jaques Cousteau’s, and if he gets out of order it’ll cost Jack toes.
Cool multis all ill say is I had to look up jaques coozt-oh unfortunately it doesn’t have the same rhyming syllables frfr as cost toes its more closer to Kuzco like emperors new groove -15 punch power 3/10 srry bro not my fav punch

I’m like god’s son if he’d got guns… obey me the same way,
Or maybe I’ll make prey; If JACK’s out of order think JC with an AK.
Jc jesus christ with an ak, I think it needs a little more setup for the punch to wow the crowd but decent 4.9/10

Nah forget the anagrams, he gets cucked by his bitch in their camper van and he’s the cameraman but suffers flashbacks of Afghanistan when the attacks began…
When she said she’ll take a bull back (/take Kabul back) Jack snapped and ran coz that shit reminded him of Taliban battle plans.
Ooof damn this was creative but the actual punch for me 7/10

I had to judge the audio competition, his was wack, the only time Jack’s ever hurt me’s when I listened back. +5 fireeee
Hisses, cracks, clicks and clacks. I’m hoping this diss-taught him a whole lot… like his shitty track. Distord/dis taught not bad but slight reach -3
I said I wish he’d died in a big attack when he was in Iraq... only joking… it was Afghanistan, I should stick to facts. Ehhh O.0 how many times you gonna stick my ass bro?
I already did a Jack-it / jacket pun, bitch relax, I’ll get your coat; I’ll grip the mac, couldn’t blame him for wanting body armour; I won’t give him flak.
Some good one liners here kinda weaved in and out in schemes but punch power 6.9/10

I ain’t playing with him; seems this jack’s more like a joker now, forgot it’s not my circus yet I guess I get to own a clown.
I need screwdrivers so he’s poked and gouged, a hammer, hacksaw, pliers, plus some rope to leave him choked and bound; I’d better hit the hardware store coz I’m about to go to town.
Should I shove him in a mincer? put him in the earth so only bones are found? should I bury the body in a churchyard? bro it’s so profound,
How either way it’s right to say that Hallowed end up wholly ground.
Hollow holy ground flip was cool 6.7/10

jacks turn

writing this, i tried not to start cryin, humbly.. cuz i’m reminded of a guy in country.
sought the Corps for pride & money.. fought the war but when the ride got bumpy he ain’t come home in the survivors company
this coward Virb thinkin’ “wot wuz the point of this blimey summary??” …
BITCH!!! it’s that now yoU make it TWO niggas who went to battle over a check from Uncle Sam just to DIE IN FRONT OF ME… (1)

OMFG every line is a flip--- corps marines and dead body survivors company battalion and person who made it lol ayoooo
Yooo no dick riding but this may be punch of the battle rn damn punch power 10/10

I SAID….

his brain ain’t the quickest.. acting like we ain’t see his pages of writtens
but no, he asked for 16 like the age of his vic-[no wait, i said that already]
… nah, he asked for 16 like his DATE PREDILECTION
at every stage i gave him permission to change his position!!
so by now it should be obvious why i demanded a mandate for raising the limit!!!!!
SHIT, ANY MINUTE NOW I’MA PULL OFF MY MASK TO REVEAL I’M CHRIS HANSON & THIS IS A STAGED INTERVENTION!!!… (2)
Damnnnnnnnnnnn ayooooo why is he wilding on you like that virb? God damnnnnn nahhhhh ctfu ayoo nahhhh son!!! Wtf ok I cant give 2 10/10 that’s not fair but this getting a 9.6/10 omg dude

Jesus CHRIST Virb!!!

i’m on telegram right now w/ Royal Marines who will actually find him & beat his ass. swarm this perp, raise heat & blast
leave lil segments of Virb all over some desks & books when they catch ‘im peepin in a 1st grade reading class
his leash get grabbed, leave this weakling fag crying “oh my darling, darling, Clementine” when he finds his favorite pooch tortured by wolves
& unironically the sound he’ll make when i hit him with his other dog’s corpse’ll be “ULF!!” (3)
fair decent punch 7.2/10

u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words ..
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB… (4)
I love it I love it jack may be showing some levels so far 8/10

Quote Originally Posted by Virbius View Post
He’s calls himself The Bladecoat Brawler and it’s quite a shame; I’ll stick a shiv in his ribs, in his midst, in his side and watch him die in pain with so many knives in Jack-it might explain why I applied the name.
you wanna play with knives??? ok bitch.

i’ll unroll a whole assortment of bladeware, just completely fuckin ditch the gun
stab him with the kitchen one. jab him with a different one
grab some ear of corn holders, poke that through where he listen from
only part of u they ain’t find a blade in’s ya shoulder, cuz it came factory equipped with one… (5)
ahh shoulder blade damn im fucking with this verse 9/10

Quote Originally Posted by Virbius View Post
I’m handy with the blades and it’ll cause a scene coz they so huge,Jack,man I feel like Wolverine.
smh.. son don’t learn…

i SAID.. i’ll unroll a completely different assortment of bladeware, first one got fuckin ditched when done
this bitch a wannabe mutant so i’ma stab him in his fist with Xome
they’ll find ya shoulder blade missing, just the ligaments & gristle strung
while i’m attending to my molars. cuz now i’ve got a bone to pick with one. (6)
Howl at me…

8.7/10

Safe to say bro good job both but I have to be fair jack stole the show..

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Originally Posted by Virbius

He puts the colon and cum in colonial scum, shit’s horrendous…
I’ll give him brain damage and he’ll sit defenceless, struggling to even feed himself, forgive the reference but this US soldier’s gonna have to keep on fighting for his independence.
Statementish
Yankee cunt.
Dope
He wants to be a star, damn but wait, the man’s a state. By the way it’s day/month, not month/day, this is actual hate…
His girlfriend’s mentally retarded, Jack relates coz it ain’t the first time he had a backward date.
Liked it, think his girlfriend is mentally retarded was forced in there a bit abruptly but I rate the bar
I’mma kill this ex-marine, and that shit is very suitable,
Coz his Last Post was played out, like a military funeral.
Nah that’s the British army funeral song, I’mma stick to facts…
You’ll always be associated with KnoX; bitch relax or your goddamn family’s gonna be hearing Taps.
That’s the song they play when they bury a US marine. y’all know.
Seemed like a cry for help when you were talking with KnoX like morse code.
First half was dope think it got needlessly longed out for the morse code finisher

I’ll take boltcutters to your feet if you don’t stop that bro. you miss marine life, for the combat? no.
I’ll put you on an oxygen tank like Jaques Cousteau’s, and if he gets out of order it’ll cost Jack toes.
I’m like god’s son if he’d got guns… obey me the same way,
Or maybe I’ll make prey; If JACK’s out of order think JC with an AK.
Never been much of a fan of anogram punches but this was ight
Nah forget the anagrams, he gets cucked by his bitch in their camper van and he’s the cameraman but suffers flashbacks of Afghanistan when the attacks began…
When she said she’ll take a bull back (/take Kabul back) Jack snapped and ran coz that shit reminded him of Taliban battle plans.
real dope, another battle plan punch too I like it
I had to judge the audio competition, his was wack, the only time Jack’s ever hurt me’s when I listened back.
Hisses, cracks, clicks and clacks. I’m hoping this diss-taught him a whole lot… like his shitty track.
I said I wish he’d died in a big attack when he was in Iraq... only joking… it was Afghanistan, I should stick to facts.
I already did a Jack-it / jacket pun, bitch relax, I’ll get your coat; I’ll grip the mac, couldn’t blame him for wanting body armour; I won’t give him flak.
Okay
I ain’t playing with him; seems this jack’s more like a joker now, forgot it’s not my circus yet I guess I get to own a clown.
I need screwdrivers so he’s poked and gouged, a hammer, hacksaw, pliers, plus some rope to leave him choked and bound; I’d better hit the hardware store coz I’m about to go to town.
Should I shove him in a mincer? put him in the earth so only bones are found? should I bury the body in a churchyard? bro it’s so profound,
How either way it’s right to say that Hallowed end up wholly ground.
Quite creative getting the ground beef angle in there
![/i]

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Vs

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jack Hallows

in honor of those who we’ve lost, i propose a moment of silence…

look…

writing this, i tried not to start cryin, humbly.. cuz i’m reminded of a guy in country.
sought the Corps for pride & money.. fought the war but when the ride got bumpy he ain’t come home in the survivors company
this coward Virb thinkin’ “wot wuz the point of this blimey summary??” …
BITCH!!! it’s that now yoU make it TWO niggas who went to battle over a check from Uncle Sam just to DIE IN FRONT OF ME… (1)
Omfg call the fire bridge sheeshhhhh
I SAID….

his brain ain’t the quickest.. acting like we ain’t see his pages of writtens
but no, he asked for 16 like the age of his vic-[no wait, i said that already]
… nah, he asked for 16 like his DATE PREDILECTION
at every stage i gave him permission to change his position!!
so by now it should be obvious why i demanded a mandate for raising the limit!!!!!
SHIT, ANY MINUTE NOW I’MA PULL OFF MY MASK TO REVEAL I’M CHRIS HANSON & THIS IS A STAGED INTERVENTION!!!… (2)
Flowed nicely and started off with potential but not sure the end of the bar lived up to how I thought it would when reading through
Jesus CHRIST Virb!!!

i’m on telegram right now w/ Royal Marines who will actually find him & beat his ass. swarm this perp, raise heat & blast
leave lil segments of Virb all over some desks & books when they catch ‘im peepin in a 1st grade reading class
his leash get grabbed, leave this weakling fag crying “oh my darling, darling, Clementine” when he finds his favorite pooch tortured by wolves
& unironically the sound he’ll make when i hit him with his other dog’s corpse’ll be “ULF!!” (3)
I get the wolf ulf and how you tied it in but I don’t think it hit hard something fell a bit flat at the end
u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words ..
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB… (4)
Yeah this was dope

you wanna play with knives??? ok bitch.

i’ll unroll a whole assortment of bladeware, just completely fuckin ditch the gun
stab him with the kitchen one. jab him with a different one
grab some ear of corn holders, poke that through where he listen from
only part of u they ain’t find a blade in’s ya shoulder, cuz it came factory equipped with one… (5)
Not sure on this


smh.. son don’t learn…

i SAID.. i’ll unroll a completely different assortment of bladeware, first one got fuckin ditched when done
this bitch a wannabe mutant so i’ma stab him in his fist with Xome
they’ll find ya shoulder blade missing, just the ligaments & gristle strung
while i’m attending to my molars. cuz now i’ve got a bone to pick with one. (6)
Okay
Howl at me…
Howl.

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Right lads I’m gonna start this off by saying what a trilogy this final has been and fully worthy of uncle Sam’s bag. I felt this was the weakest battle of the three but truly I don’t know how either of you had anything left for each other after the past two matches so it’s natural. I think jacks opener was LOTB and possibly LOTT. After reading virbs verse and thinking it’s not on par with his previous two to read that Uncle Sam bar I thought holy shit jacks gonna smoke him here, but then jacks verse fell off too - the conjugate virb bar was dope and picked it back up but then fell off again after that. Virbs battle plan bar was probably 2nd best line of the battle but not much in it between that and conjugating virb line. I feel like the real decider in this battle is despite having the best bar jack missed more punches whilst virbs remained a bit more consistent so it’s just a decision for me now does jacks Uncle Sam bar negate the many that didn’t resonate with me enough to take the W? In this case I don’t think it quite does, if jack had one more line I fucked with I think he’d have taken this but I’m feeling virb on this one.

Thank you both for giving us this trilog, I haven’t broken down votes in this much depth in years and it’s a testament to how much I’ve enjoyed both your work

V/virb

He puts the colon and cum in colonial scum, LOL shit’s horrendous…
I’ll give him brain damage and he’ll sit defenceless, struggling to even feed himself, forgive the reference but this US soldier’s gonna have to keep on fighting for his independence.Well written in terms of multis & building up to the punch

Yankee cunt.

He wants to be a star, damn but wait, the man’s a state. By the way it’s day/month, not month/day, this is actual hate…
His girlfriend’s mentally retarded, Jack relates coz it ain’t the first time he had a backward date. Creative angle, nicely done

I’mma kill this ex-marine, and that shit is very suitable,
Coz his Last Post was played out, like a military funeral. VIRBIUS used PERSONAL ATTACK, it's SUPER-EFFECTIVE!
Nah that’s the British army funeral song, I’mma stick to facts…
You’ll always be associated with KnoX; bitch relax or your goddamn family’s gonna be hearing Taps. ill ill ill
That’s the song they play when they bury a US marine. y’all know.
Seemed like a cry for help when you were talking with KnoX like morse code. Solid, the progression through this section while maintaining themes, dropping consistent multis & packing in punches is makes it really well rounded

I’ll take boltcutters to your feet if you don’t stop that bro. you miss marine life, for the combat? no.
I’ll put you on an oxygen tank like Jaques Cousteau’s, and if he gets out of order it’ll cost Jack toes. Haha I don't know the name for this, word segment rearrangement or some shit, but I fuck with it.
I’m like god’s son if he’d got guns… obey me the same way,
Or maybe I’ll make prey; If JACK’s out of order think JC with an AK. Cold, subtleties, fire name play & a scenario of WWJD if he'd have been strapped up

Nah forget the anagrams, he gets cucked by his bitch in their camper van and he’s the cameraman but suffers flashbacks of Afghanistan when the attacks began…
When she said she’ll take a bull back (/take Kabul back) Jack snapped and ran coz that shit reminded him of Taliban battle plans. lol take kabul back is wild

I had to judge the audio competition, his was wack, the only time Jack’s ever hurt me’s when I listened back.
Hisses, cracks, clicks and clacks. I’m hoping this diss-taught him a whole lot… like his shitty track. talk that shit, I know Jack was mad about how that turned out so that one was on the money
I said I wish he’d died in a big attack when he was in Iraq... only joking… it was Afghanistan, I should stick to facts.
I already did a Jack-it / jacket pun, bitch relax, I’ll get your coat; I’ll grip the mac, couldn’t blame him for wanting body armour; I won’t give him flak. Dooope, I like the recurring stick to facts/bitch relax on some slogan shit too

I ain’t playing with him; seems this jack’s more like a joker now, forgot it’s not my circus yet I guess I get to own a clown. +1 +1 +1
I need screwdrivers so he’s poked and gouged, a hammer, hacksaw, pliers, plus some rope to leave him choked and bound; I’d better hit the hardware store coz I’m about to go to town.
Should I shove him in a mincer? put him in the earth so only bones are found? should I bury the body in a churchyard? bro it’s so profound,
How either way it’s right to say that Hallowed end up wholly ground. Closed out strong, great verse

Vs

writing this, i tried not to start cryin, humbly.. cuz i’m reminded of a guy in country.
sought the Corps for pride & money.. fought the war but when the ride got bumpy he ain’t come home in the survivors company
this coward Virb thinkin’ “wot wuz the point of this blimey summary??” …
BITCH!!! it’s that now yoU make it TWO niggas who went to battle over a check from Uncle Sam just to DIE IN FRONT OF ME… (1) WTF I was not expecting that, ridiculous, was drawn in from the start wondering where you were going with it then that haymaker seemed to come oút of nowhere

I SAID….

his brain ain’t the quickest.. acting like we ain’t see his pages of writtens
but no, he asked for 16 like the age of his vic-[no wait, i said that already]
… nah, he asked for 16 like his DATE PREDILECTION lol lets go
at every stage i gave him permission to change his position!!
so by now it should be obvious why i demanded a mandate for raising the limit!!!!!
SHIT, ANY MINUTE NOW I’MA PULL OFF MY MASK TO REVEAL I’M CHRIS HANSON & THIS IS A STAGED INTERVENTION!!!… (2) Haha this angle is joke

Jesus CHRIST Virb!!!

i’m on telegram right now w/ Royal Marines who will actually find him & beat his ass. swarm this perp, raise heat & blast
leave lil segments of Virb all over some desks & books when they catch ‘im peepin in a 1st grade reading class
his leash get grabbed, leave this weakling fag crying “oh my darling, darling, Clementine” when he finds his favorite pooch tortured by wolves
& unironically the sound he’ll make when i hit him with his other dog’s corpse’ll be “ULF!!” (3) Supa hot fire, some pretty crazy imagery too

u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words .."postulate with words" haha yes
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB… (4) nice, grammatically - sick, biologically - ||

Quote Originally Posted by Virbius View Post
He’s calls himself The Bladecoat Brawler and it’s quite a shame; I’ll stick a shiv in his ribs, in his midst, in his side and watch him die in pain with so many knives in Jack-it might explain why I applied the name.
you wanna play with knives??? ok bitch.

i’ll unroll a whole assortment of bladeware, just completely fuckin ditch the gun
stab him with the kitchen one. jab him with a different one
grab some ear of corn holders, poke that through where he listen from
only part of u they ain’t find a blade in’s ya shoulder, cuz it came factory equipped with one… (5) This was ill, the way this is written feels like its carrying energy, I'm with it

Quote Originally Posted by Virbius View Post
I’m handy with the blades and it’ll cause a scene coz they so huge,Jack,man I feel like Wolverine.
smh.. son don’t learn…

i SAID.. i’ll unroll a completely different assortment of bladeware, first one got fuckin ditched when done
this bitch a wannabe mutant so i’ma stab him in his fist with Xome
they’ll find ya shoulder blade missing, just the ligaments & gristle strung
while i’m attending to my molars. cuz now i’ve got a bone to pick with one. (6)
Howl at me…

Didn't catch the reference til I read the explanation but not a bad closer, remixing the last section was creative

Virb came with a really well rounded verse, technical throughout and everything worked. Jack's verse had that je ne sais quoi that made it feel animated, hard to explain how but it was more engaging in places. I think this is gonna come down to preference, virb packed more wordplay & intricacies in but Jack was more entertaining. Jack started off better & Virb had the stronger closer. The different approaches make it really hard to judge, styles deffo make fights. I'm gonna re-read the verses the other way round tomorrow & point-score it again. Salute to both of you though, the tourney has been a bit flimsy at times but this final exceeded expectations.

Wordplay-Virb
Creativity-Virb
Closer-Virb
Opener-Virb
Flow-Virb
Punchlines-Virb

JH verse isn't bad not strong enough to beat Virb
I felt like Virb had a better vs

Vote-Virb

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Originally Posted by Wordz AhGod.

resph

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Originally Posted by Slayerr.

Drop a vote

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48 lines WITH explanations and references.. fuck is this Wikipedia? Not only no, but fuck no.

Virb's winning 3-2 at the moment. Gonna @ a few respected people & hope we can get this wrapped up before the acapella tourney starts, feel free to do the same.
@Celph Taut @Homicidal @Ill Finesse

Virbius:

Or maybe I’ll make prey; If JACK’s out of order think JC with an AK
This is the nicest shit you said so far, but who's JC? I get what you are trying to do here but I don't know how JC relates to Jack Hallows? You followed it with the anagrams shit, but it just doesn't hit as hard as it could have

When she said she’ll take a bull back (/take Kabul back) Jack snapped and ran coz that shit reminded him of Taliban battle plans.
If he is a cuck, then taking a bull back is what he wants. I get what you are doing here, and it's cool, but cucks want bulls and they are not going to run from them. I think if you would have took a different angle with matador and flipped it somehow it would have worked better.

I had to judge the audio competition, his was wack, the only time Jack’s ever hurt me’s when I listened back.
Hisses, cracks, clicks and clacks. I’m hoping this diss-taught him a whole lot… like his shitty track.
I said I wish he’d died in a big attack when he was in Iraq... only joking… it was Afghanistan, I should stick to facts.
I already did a Jack-it / jacket pun, bitch relax, I’ll get your coat; I’ll grip the mac, couldn’t blame him for wanting body armour; I won’t give him flak.
This is all filler bro. Your multies are lining up and all that, but you're not saying anything. The punches and wordplay are flat

I ain’t playing with him; seems this jack’s more like a joker now, forgot it’s not my circus yet I guess I get to own a clown.
This is cool, but a WHOLE lot more could have been done with this, but for a set-up I think this is slick
I’d better hit the hardware store coz I’m about to go to town.
this is cool
How either way it’s right to say that Hallowed end up wholly ground.
This punch didn't work for me, hollowed, filled up ground, i get it, but it didn't hit for me

Jack:

writing this, i tried not to start cryin, humbly.. cuz i’m reminded of a guy in country.
sought the Corps for pride & money.. fought the war but when the ride got bumpy he ain’t come home in the survivors company
this coward Virb thinkin’ “wot wuz the point of this blimey summary??” …
BITCH!!! it’s that now yoU make it TWO niggas who went to battle over a check from Uncle Sam just to DIE IN FRONT OF ME
this is cool, the set up and punch worked

his brain ain’t the quickest.. acting like we ain’t see his pages of writtens
but no, he asked for 16 like the age of his vic-[no wait, i said that already]
… nah, he asked for 16 like his DATE PREDILECTION
at every stage i gave him permission to change his position!!
so by now it should be obvious why i demanded a mandate for raising the limit!!!!!
SHIT, ANY MINUTE NOW I’MA PULL OFF MY MASK TO REVEAL I’M CHRIS HANSON & THIS IS A STAGED INTERVENTION!!!
This is well put together and all that, but that pedo shit can be said to anybody, and I doubt Virb is a pedo. I think if you flipped this shit somehow it would be better, but the set up and punch is cool, but it could be said to anybody.

im peepin in a 1st grade reading class
I get the set up before this, but this is weird timing after calling him a pedo in your last 4. With his dogs and shit, cool personal wtv but I just wasn't feeling that shit

u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words ..
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB…
Like, i get it, die dying died, but conjugating a virb isn't a diss. It is well put together, don't get me wrong, but if I conjugated anybody we would all be like what? Conjugate? I get it, verb, conjugate, but conjugate isn't a diss, it's not a punch.

while i’m attending to my molars. cuz now i’ve got a bone to pick with one.
It just isn't hitting for me

Explination Before Vote:

I understand that some explanations are needed when there are inside jokes or personals, but beside that i did not see much wordplay, the multies were lacking throughout with both. Virb based his whole verse about Hallows military background which got played out. Hallows pedo shit, then the next line he's talking about peeping in a 1st grade class. I feel like both could have put a lot more effort. As for the battle aspect, Hallow won. Hallow had better set ups, better multies, and better punches. I felt like Virb was all over the place, and there was too much explanation needed. The whole battle lacked heavy hitting punches which is what battles are, but if anybody had the set ups into the punches it was Hallow. This is battle rap, and punches win battle rap.

It's hard for me to call this shit. I think the best punch of the whole battle was Hallows first punch. Virb was a bit more intricate, but I felt his lacked set ups and punches. All around I feel like Hallow had a better grasp on the task at hand, which is to set up and punch. Nothing necessarily made me go wow that was raw as fuck, but it was a cool battle. I feel like Hallow delivered the better battle verse.

VOTE: Jack Hallows

@Art any chance you can drop a vote

My vote goes to Virbius, he stayed attacking instead of self boosting.
The military stance gave virbius alot of ammo and you can really tell on this line.

I’mma kill this ex-marine, and that shit is very suitable,
Coz his Last Post was played out, like a military funeral.

Solid set up and a punchline many could understand with no references.

Jacks verse wasn't bad but was sugar coated with gloss to emphasize on how it would play out-loud.
This actually takes away from your verse in this type of platform. (I used to do this too, until my peers told me to stop.)

The underage punchlines don't do it much after Kendricks a minor phase. It can work but it needs to be much more creative then a Chris Hanson dialogue.


You can tell virbs template is much more natural to the concepts of writing a set up punchline while increasing complexity in between those two points.

Nah forget the anagrams, he gets cucked by his bitch in their camper van and he’s the cameraman but suffers flashbacks of Afghanistan when the attacks began…
When she said she’ll take a bull back (/take Kabul back) Jack snapped and ran coz that shit reminded him of Taliban battle plans.

Jack it's almost like you wrote your verse out of frustration.

u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words ..
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB

Changing ones form in many malicious ways is fine but the self boosting actually took away from it.

It's like hearing good news first then bad news. It cancels each other out.

while your both good writers, I don't think Jack shined this round like the material I've previously viewed of his.

My vote once again goes to Virb for consistency flow and overall template of multis incorporated.

Jack your delivery was well written in the sense of how its displayed but stop letting yourself be distracted by others and most of all yourself.

Chree, your new avatar sucks.

Virb

He puts the colon and cum in colonial scum, shit’s horrendous…
I’ll give him brain damage and he’ll sit defenceless, struggling to even feed himself, forgive the reference but this US soldier’s gonna have to keep on fighting for his independence.

Yankee cunt.

He wants to be a star, damn but wait, the man’s a state. By the way it’s day/month, not month/day, this is actual hate…
His girlfriend’s mentally retarded, Jack relates coz it ain’t the first time he had a backward date.

I’mma kill this ex-marine, and that shit is very suitable,
Coz his Last Post was played out, like a military funeral.
Nah that’s the British army funeral song, I’mma stick to facts…
You’ll always be associated with KnoX; bitch relax or your goddamn family’s gonna be hearing Taps.
That’s the song they play when they bury a US marine. y’all know.
Seemed like a cry for help when you were talking with KnoX like morse code.

I’ll take boltcutters to your feet if you don’t stop that bro. you miss marine life, for the combat? no.
I’ll put you on an oxygen tank like Jaques Cousteau’s, and if he gets out of order it’ll cost Jack toes.
I’m like god’s son if he’d got guns… obey me the same way,
Or maybe I’ll make prey; If JACK’s out of order think JC with an AK.

Nah forget the anagrams, he gets cucked by his bitch in their camper van and he’s the cameraman but suffers flashbacks of Afghanistan when the attacks began…
When she said she’ll take a bull back (/take Kabul back) Jack snapped and ran coz that shit reminded him of Taliban battle plans.

I had to judge the audio competition, his was wack, the only time Jack’s ever hurt me’s when I listened back.
Hisses, cracks, clicks and clacks. I’m hoping this diss-taught him a whole lot… like his shitty track.
I said I wish he’d died in a big attack when he was in Iraq... only joking… it was Afghanistan, I should stick to facts.
I already did a Jack-it / jacket pun, bitch relax, I’ll get your coat; I’ll grip the mac, couldn’t blame him for wanting body armour; I won’t give him flak.

I ain’t playing with him; seems this jack’s more like a joker now, forgot it’s not my circus yet I guess I get to own a clown.
I need screwdrivers so he’s poked and gouged, a hammer, hacksaw, pliers, plus some rope to leave him choked and bound; I’d better hit the hardware store coz I’m about to go to town.
Should I shove him in a mincer? put him in the earth so only bones are found? should I bury the body in a churchyard? bro it’s so profound,
How either way it’s right to say that Hallowed end up wholly ground.

vs

jack

in honor of those who we’ve lost, i propose a moment of silence…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

look…

writing this, i tried not to start cryin, humbly.. cuz i’m reminded of a guy in country.
sought the Corps for pride & money.. fought the war but when the ride got bumpy he ain’t come home in the survivors company
this coward Virb thinkin’ “wot wuz the point of this blimey summary??” …
BITCH!!! it’s that now yoU make it TWO niggas who went to battle over a check from Uncle Sam just to DIE IN FRONT OF ME… (1)

I SAID….

his brain ain’t the quickest.. acting like we ain’t see his pages of writtens
but no, he asked for 16 like the age of his vic-[no wait, i said that already]
… nah, he asked for 16 like his DATE PREDILECTION
at every stage i gave him permission to change his position!!
so by now it should be obvious why i demanded a mandate for raising the limit!!!!!
SHIT, ANY MINUTE NOW I’MA PULL OFF MY MASK TO REVEAL I’M CHRIS HANSON & THIS IS A STAGED INTERVENTION!!!… (2)

Jesus CHRIST Virb!!!

i’m on telegram right now w/ Royal Marines who will actually find him & beat his ass. swarm this perp, raise heat & blast
leave lil segments of Virb all over some desks & books when they catch ‘im peepin in a 1st grade reading class
his leash get grabbed, leave this weakling fag crying “oh my darling, darling, Clementine” when he finds his favorite pooch tortured by wolves
& unironically the sound he’ll make when i hit him with his other dog’s corpse’ll be “ULF!!” (3)

u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words ..
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB… (4)

Quote Originally Posted by Virbius View Post
He’s calls himself The Bladecoat Brawler and it’s quite a shame; I’ll stick a shiv in his ribs, in his midst, in his side and watch him die in pain with so many knives in Jack-it might explain why I applied the name.
you wanna play with knives??? ok bitch.

i’ll unroll a whole assortment of bladeware, just completely fuckin ditch the gun
stab him with the kitchen one. jab him with a different one
grab some ear of corn holders, poke that through where he listen from
only part of u they ain’t find a blade in’s ya shoulder, cuz it came factory equipped with one… (5)

Quote Originally Posted by Virbius View Post
I’m handy with the blades and it’ll cause a scene coz they so huge,Jack,man I feel like Wolverine.
smh.. son don’t learn…

i SAID.. i’ll unroll a completely different assortment of bladeware, first one got fuckin ditched when done
this bitch a wannabe mutant so i’ma stab him in his fist with Xome
they’ll find ya shoulder blade missing, just the ligaments & gristle strung
while i’m attending to my molars. cuz now i’ve got a bone to pick with one. (6)
Howl at me…

Virb

I’mma kill this ex-marine, and that shit is very suitable,
Coz his Last Post was played out, like a military funeral.
Nah that’s the British army funeral song, I’mma stick to facts…
You’ll always be associated with KnoX; bitch relax or your goddamn family’s gonna be hearing Taps.
That’s the song they play when they bury a US marine. y’all know.
Seemed like a cry for help when you were talking with KnoX like morse code.
ive heard morse code a few times but this was linked into a good personal

I’ll take boltcutters to your feet if you don’t stop that bro. you miss marine life, for the combat? no.
I’ll put you on an oxygen tank like Jaques Cousteau’s, and if he gets out of order it’ll cost Jack toes.

Nah forget the anagrams, he gets cucked by his bitch in their camper van and he’s the cameraman but suffers flashbacks of Afghanistan when the attacks began…
When she said she’ll take a bull back (/take Kabul back) Jack snapped and ran coz that shit reminded him of Taliban battle plans.
the punch was not a tuff as it could have been. i really wish you would have kept that same intensity with the multi syllables in this one punch. gave me that Thesaurus/satyre feel. i still enjoyed the bar overall


I had to judge the audio competition, his was wack, the only time Jack’s ever hurt me’s when I listened back.
Hisses, cracks, clicks and clacks. I’m hoping this diss-taught him a whole lot… like his shitty track.
Build-up was hilarious but was okay



vs

jack

in honor of those who we’ve lost, i propose a moment of silence…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

look…

writing this, i tried not to start cryin, humbly.. cuz i’m reminded of a guy in country.
sought the Corps for pride & money.. fought the war but when the ride got bumpy he ain’t come home in the survivors company
this coward Virb thinkin’ “wot wuz the point of this blimey summary??” …
BITCH!!! it’s that now yoU make it TWO niggas who went to battle over a check from Uncle Sam just to DIE IN FRONT OF ME… (1)
punch was okay but the build up was powerful.

I SAID….

his brain ain’t the quickest.. acting like we ain’t see his pages of writtens
but no, he asked for 16 like the age of his vic-[no wait, i said that already]
… nah, he asked for 16 like his DATE PREDILECTION



i’m on telegram right now w/ Royal Marines who will actually find him & beat his ass. swarm this perp, raise heat & blast
leave lil segments of Virb all over some desks & books when they catch ‘im peepin in a 1st grade reading class

u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words ..
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB… (4)
superb set up and finish.


this was an entertaining battle. Favorite Bar. SuS bar
all in all, Virb had some dope punches. Taps was crazy. But Jack has a charismatic bars that I felt could have taken this battle. the whole 16 things is a dope concept but the punches have to be hard hitting. you started to hype me up then it didnt pay off as much as i expected. Virb was up and down a bit but out of the two he has the stronger verse. good shit gents.
v/Virb

He puts the colon and cum in colonial scum, shit’s horrendous…
I’ll give him brain damage and he’ll sit defenceless, struggling to even feed himself, forgive the reference but this US soldier’s gonna have to keep on fighting for his independence.
very lolz setup, cool simple effective bar
He wants to be a star, damn but wait, the man’s a state. By the way it’s day/month, not month/day, this is actual hate…
His girlfriend’s mentally retarded, Jack relates coz it ain’t the first time he had a backward date.
way too stretched and the date stuff is played, i get the flip but it's ok, not horrible by any means just not incredible
I’mma kill this ex-marine, and that shit is very suitable,
Coz his Last Post was played out, like a military funeral.
played out doesn't connect as well as i'd like but the idea is cool
Nah that’s the British army funeral song, I’mma stick to facts…
You’ll always be associated with KnoX; bitch relax or your goddamn family’s gonna be hearing Taps.
lmao, ok, not direct enough for me cuz being associated w knox isnt a very hard punch/offensive but its funny
That’s the song they play when they bury a US marine. y’all know.
Seemed like a cry for help when you were talking with KnoX like morse code.
cool concept, worded ok
I’ll take boltcutters to your feet if you don’t stop that bro. you miss marine life, for the combat? no.
I’ll put you on an oxygen tank like Jaques Cousteau’s, and if he gets out of order it’ll cost Jack toes.
not feeling it
I’m like god’s son if he’d got guns… obey me the same way,
Or maybe I’ll make prey; If JACK’s out of order think JC with an AK.
idk who JC is :(
Nah forget the anagrams, he gets cucked by his bitch in their camper van and he’s the cameraman but suffers flashbacks of Afghanistan when the attacks began…
When she said she’ll take a bull back (/take Kabul back) Jack snapped and ran coz that shit reminded him of Taliban battle plans.
LOL this sounds like a diz audio bar, its cool
I had to judge the audio competition, his was wack, the only time Jack’s ever hurt me’s when I listened back.
Hisses, cracks, clicks and clacks. I’m hoping this diss-taught him a whole lot… like his shitty track.
meh ok
I said I wish he’d died in a big attack when he was in Iraq... only joking… it was Afghanistan, I should stick to facts.
I already did a Jack-it / jacket pun, bitch relax, I’ll get your coat; I’ll grip the mac, couldn’t blame him for wanting body armour; I won’t give him flak.
just way too light, sounds like more of an audio bar
I ain’t playing with him; seems this jack’s more like a joker now, forgot it’s not my circus yet I guess I get to own a clown.
I need screwdrivers so he’s poked and gouged, a hammer, hacksaw, pliers, plus some rope to leave him choked and bound; I’d better hit the hardware store coz I’m about to go to town.
Should I shove him in a mincer? put him in the earth so only bones are found? should I bury the body in a churchyard? bro it’s so profound,
How either way it’s right to say that Hallowed end up wholly ground.
i can't lie man you started so strong imo and then so much filler, felt like you stopped trying halfway through and it was written lik an audio battle, strange.

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writing this, i tried not to start cryin, humbly.. cuz i’m reminded of a guy in country.
sought the Corps for pride & money.. fought the war but when the ride got bumpy he ain’t come home in the survivors company
this coward Virb thinkin’ “wot wuz the point of this blimey summary??” …
BITCH!!! it’s that now yoU make it TWO niggas who went to battle over a check from Uncle Sam just to DIE IN FRONT OF ME… (1)
lol cool start
his brain ain’t the quickest.. acting like we ain’t see his pages of writtens
but no, he asked for 16 like the age of his vic-[no wait, i said that already]
… nah, he asked for 16 like his DATE PREDILECTION
at every stage i gave him permission to change his position!!
so by now it should be obvious why i demanded a mandate for raising the limit!!!!!
SHIT, ANY MINUTE NOW I’MA PULL OFF MY MASK TO REVEAL I’M CHRIS HANSON & THIS IS A STAGED INTERVENTION!!!… (2)
funny setup into punch, nothing crazy but it's an lolz idea
i’m on telegram right now w/ Royal Marines who will actually find him & beat his ass. swarm this perp, raise heat & blast
leave lil segments of Virb all over some desks & books when they catch ‘im peepin in a 1st grade reading class
his leash get grabbed, leave this weakling fag crying “oh my darling, darling, Clementine” when he finds his favorite pooch tortured by wolves
& unironically the sound he’ll make when i hit him with his other dog’s corpse’ll be “ULF!!” (3)
yeah your first miss, didnt do it for me
u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words ..
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB… (4)
cool, good setup too, enjoyed it
i’ll unroll a whole assortment of bladeware, just completely fuckin ditch the gun
stab him with the kitchen one. jab him with a different one
grab some ear of corn holders, poke that through where he listen from
only part of u they ain’t find a blade in’s ya shoulder, cuz it came factory equipped with one… (5)
lol cool
i SAID.. i’ll unroll a completely different assortment of bladeware, first one got fuckin ditched when done
this bitch a wannabe mutant so i’ma stab him in his fist with Xome
they’ll find ya shoulder blade missing, just the ligaments & gristle strung
while i’m attending to my molars. cuz now i’ve got a bone to pick with one. (6)
Howl at me…
it's a cool concept i wont nitpick much but to me it's just ok

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Well, I'll be honest, at points this felt more like an audio battle through text, for my personal style preference I like Virbs start and until he swapped up to the filler-ish longer bars he had this for me, I feel as though if he put his full effort the whole time and didn't fall off he wins. Unfortunately, I need to favor overall consistency rather than who had my LOTB's. I think my best possible non bias vote is for Jack. It pains me to vote this way because I actually liked virbs first part of his verse more than anything else but Jack came consistent, had hard hitting punches and the way he structured it made it harder hitting even though that's not the way I text battle. Close one and I can see why votes are pretty split, but I have to give it to jack. Good battle both of you and virb just know if you tried the whole time I think you would have had the W in my eyes. Peace.

Well a 5-4 decision seems fitting for this battle.

Big thanks to everyone who dropped votes and breakdowns.

Congrats @Virbius , I'll fax your winnings over asap.