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Haven't heard from MV in a while so I'm not sure what's happening with the other cypher but it feels like a good time to get a fresh one poppin since we're only a couple of weeks away from wrapping the tourney up.
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@FaQEyeReddit @mal diction @TheShaman @Slayerr. @Jack Hallows @Virbius @EyeDealIstic @Ion Metatron
Something tells me Bag didn’t get Squid Games…
“Nah it’s a bit tame, they ain’t even got a gay bars round, this shit’s lame”.
Oi shit stain, you misnamed a player, called Slayerr ‘Slayer’, misnaming a swagged out performer?
It’s like If I called Bag ‘Bnag’… coz that was bang out of order
Virb's so pedantic with semantics: "Must be a knock off Niké, cuz Bag misspelled".
I guess porch pirates stole his processer, since he didn't get the Intel.
It's just a typo, you fucking incel. You think you're fighting crime like Perry Mason?
Yeah? Well, these four shots will change your mind like Adolescence.
Hey, TheShaman!
Mind if I call you The?
Newspapers might be like ‘wack battle rapper gets rended to particles by incredible arsenal’.
Since we talking bout The… that’s the definite article.
Fuck a mag an a glock… you’ll get chloroformed and then smashed with a block, or bashed with a cosh made from granite and socks, or I’ll swing a big stone that’s wrapped in a cloth..
You’re not Norse god just an arrogant cock but it’s still gonna end with a rag an a rock.
Yeah, I do mind, like a buddhist. I'll rearrange your face like a cubist.
Cuz you talk grammar, but can't even count to four like Lars Ulrich.
Always talking Norse mythology like you're fucking Richard Wagner.
But you'll never be a King like Arthur, just another bitch like Starmer.
Peace comes from within do not seek it out is a Buddhist saying I know I’ve heard
So dropping those bars and craving his attention it’s no wonder we think you’re pro virb
Norse myth in battle bars? it seems fine to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
You ignore smithin’ battle bars, ain’t the type to be.
You steal lines from the worst writers here, it’s a plight to see.
You’re the Nidhogg of hiphop; caught you biting Chree.
Slayerr, don't feel left out, dawg..
I can do your girl in my pass time cuz she loves a dude with a hair line.
Writing such a bad rhyme, you'll even have the Laughing Buddha laugh-crying.
The only proverbs I adhere to are the ones written by William Blake.
Like the one that says: If you lie about biting, you're just a rabid dog on Ricki Lake.
If yall dont stop name droppin Like some Snitches in Stations?
I'll expose your flavors Clashing like its Chicken & bacon
Punks, bitches & Satan.. thats what the little Shaman's Into!
Thinks we see his style as 'Wicked'.. like Christians to dots on hindus :laugh:
The shit you Say is about as random As your use of capital Letters.
Cuz chicken and bacon is smashing together like going ham for some cheddar.
You're handling data like a scavenger, Meta. And you're reporting to Zion.
So stay away from him, cuz you'll catch a charge if you're bonding with Ion.
I use Phonics, YOURE Lyon! & you dont Wield the Sword of Omens..
My Chome is known to leave you Cats licked(Catholic) like Hordes of Romans
He Hopes the Board'll know'em but his Style is always Trash & weak
So noone quotes The Shaman, unless he on Trial for Blasphemy:o
I’ll put Ions in the sky… I’m an electric pylon!
I should change my name from Virb to Noun, how I’m endin’ -ion.
My reign’ll impact the Earth so hard you’ll smell the petrichor.
You don’t compare… yeah… what’s Meta for?
This shotty'll blast your head off while I'm getting high like a growth spurt.
So people think I'm a hippie just cuz I lift V while I smoke herb.
I guess you ain't behaving violent cuz junkies on H is silent.
Meanhwile, I was a menace in the teens like fiends on Epstein's island.
You don't have a gun, just many used industrial strength dildos.
You want to taste Virbius' pee pee but the first look is the thrill, though.
You seem to have wanted Ionic's shlong but he said stop it.
You drop other mens underwear and scratch their jock itch.
I don't want to hear any more about your carnal desires for dudes.
You want to battle them face to face but only when they're nude.
Act like you're not bursting at the seams to go and visit pride,
Act like you watched Dear John & didn't cry, it's a lie,
You're givin guys that Dr Jelq n Mrs Hyde mincer vibe,
Still wearing that shell like a shit disguise as if we don't know there's a chick inside
It’s plausible growing up rural made bag hate girls,
Can’t break down their barriers so sticks to his absurd hobbies as well
When he’s clay pigeon shooting is the only time he manages to penetrate a bird with a shell
Wow you’ve got a massive ass head, it’s a lot, gee, who’d post a vid if they looked like that? not me.
Looks like one of those Mii avatars from Nintendo must’ve got free.
Plus you rap like you’re bored of rap, can you not see?
Either way it’s right to say, seems like it’s on-Wii (/ennui)
You’re like an annoying fly I wanna hit and splatter
I ain’t bored of rap but reading your bars….thats a different matter
Yes lad, prowess, swag and a flow so cold the Spetsnaz say "F that",
You're up one spot because knox left and never checked back,
I'm solidified in history for having a 10 pack that can shred glass,
But when it's challengeable if your existence mattered or not that's a red flag
I always Forget bags, when its time to Body Emcees..
Cause when he drop a full verse? That trash be Partly Empty
He Brings no drops to Envy.. bouts avoided when he Typing..
Hes the bitter Berry when hiking, No Boys'll try to Bite him :p
The razzmatazz in my rhymes is flabbergasting ya mind,
I'm packing vascular thighs, you have a parrot that cries,
I hope your family tries acrobatics and dies,
His nans vaginal lice the only way he catches-a-prize
Draco wit a bipod ill shoot to kill’em, single shots like im speed dating but aint shit ima do wit misses.. 8x scope make sure aint no terrible shots every move i hit’em, and any shot after that do him terrible too cuz the baby sit still wit — supervision.
Remember when you wrote some shit about Drac and a bat and called biters fake?
Shit made me lie awake and quiver with fear as I cry and shake.
Fuck that, I’mma grab a sharp shard of wood from the fireplace and stab him so hard in the heart it’ll likely break,
I’ll be like *this* -oof!- then like *this* -unghh!- just for violence sake. Oops you can’t see what I’m doing… my mistake! (/mime-a-stake)
Mechanical switches, i been looking for a conflict of interest to put my hand on a pistol.. and damage’em wit’em, the fact I can see you in —bags is an issue..
Because the way yall be feeding off each others material it’s like cannibalism..
You got way to much bottled up to be capping and twisting other niggas words like Snapple my nigga
Nice snapple rhymes, but you thinkin of Virb in me? Batty vibes,
One goin into the other's all it takes for faq-to-rise,
mathematics lines. But g/l with speed dating, quite a task ya facing,
Tag line "Juice lover, 3rd gen inbred" username "Snappalachian"
Don't talk shit about beverages, my wiener loving amigo.
Especially when you're hunting for cock rings like a shlong hungry smeagol.
You're not lord of the rings, you're lord of the dingalings with even more sequels.
And prequels and more encounters with dick than fake "gangstas" rap about desert eagles.
This guy never rests tryna assemble beds he bought from IKEA.
So he'll be left A Wake when I set it straight with a Slug for Eyedea.
Behind bro's fitted he's slow witted. Eating French cuisine on the mezzanine.
Never sleeps, counting sheep on amphetamines, repeating an evergreen.