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Haven't heard from MV in a while so I'm not sure what's happening with the other cypher but it feels like a good time to get a fresh one poppin since we're only a couple of weeks away from wrapping the tourney up.
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@FaQEyeReddit @mal diction @TheShaman @Slayerr. @Jack Hallows @Virbius @EyeDealIstic @Ion Metatron
Something tells me Bag didn’t get Squid Games…
“Nah it’s a bit tame, they ain’t even got a gay bars round, this shit’s lame”.
Oi shit stain, you misnamed a player, called Slayerr ‘Slayer’, misnaming a swagged out performer?
It’s like If I called Bag ‘Bnag’… coz that was bang out of order
Virb's so pedantic with semantics: "Must be a knock off Niké, cuz Bag misspelled".
I guess porch pirates stole his processer, since he didn't get the Intel.
It's just a typo, you fucking incel. You think you're fighting crime like Perry Mason?
Yeah? Well, these four shots will change your mind like Adolescence.
Hey, TheShaman!
Mind if I call you The?
Newspapers might be like ‘wack battle rapper gets rended to particles by incredible arsenal’.
Since we talking bout The… that’s the definite article.
Fuck a mag an a glock… you’ll get chloroformed and then smashed with a block, or bashed with a cosh made from granite and socks, or I’ll swing a big stone that’s wrapped in a cloth..
You’re not Norse god just an arrogant cock but it’s still gonna end with a rag an a rock.
Yeah, I do mind, like a buddhist. I'll rearrange your face like a cubist.
Cuz you talk grammar, but can't even count to four like Lars Ulrich.
Always talking Norse mythology like you're fucking Richard Wagner.
But you'll never be a King like Arthur, just another bitch like Starmer.
Peace comes from within do not seek it out is a Buddhist saying I know I’ve heard
So dropping those bars and craving his attention it’s no wonder we think you’re pro virb
Norse myth in battle bars? it seems fine to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
You ignore smithin’ battle bars, ain’t the type to be.
You steal lines from the worst writers here, it’s a plight to see.
You’re the Nidhogg of hiphop; caught you biting Chree.
Slayerr, don't feel left out, dawg..
I can do your girl in my pass time cuz she loves a dude with a hair line.
Writing such a bad rhyme, you'll even have the Laughing Buddha laugh-crying.
The only proverbs I adhere to are the ones written by William Blake.
Like the one that says: If you lie about biting, you're just a rabid dog on Ricki Lake.
If yall dont stop name droppin Like some Snitches in Stations?
I'll expose your flavors Clashing like its Chicken & bacon
Punks, bitches & Satan.. thats what the little Shaman's Into!
Thinks we see his style as 'Wicked'.. like Christians to dots on hindus :laugh:
The shit you Say is about as random As your use of capital Letters.
Cuz chicken and bacon is smashing together like going ham for some cheddar.
You're handling data like a scavenger, Meta. And you're reporting to Zion.
So stay away from him, cuz you'll catch a charge if you're bonding with Ion.
I use Phonics, YOURE Lyon! & you dont Wield the Sword of Omens..
My Chome is known to leave you Cats licked(Catholic) like Hordes of Romans
He Hopes the Board'll know'em but his Style is always Trash & weak
So noone quotes The Shaman, unless he on Trial for Blasphemy:o
I’ll put Ions in the sky… I’m an electric pylon!
I should change my name from Virb to Noun, how I’m endin’ -ion.
My reign’ll impact the Earth so hard you’ll smell the petrichor.
You don’t compare… yeah… what’s Meta for?
This shotty'll blast your head off while I'm getting high like a growth spurt.
So people think I'm a hippie just cuz I lift V while I smoke herb.
I guess you ain't behaving violent cuz junkies on H is silent.
Meanhwile, I was a menace in the teens like fiends on Epstein's island.
You don't have a gun, just many used industrial strength dildos.
You want to taste Virbius' pee pee but the first look is the thrill, though.
You seem to have wanted Ionic's shlong but he said stop it.
You drop other mens underwear and scratch their jock itch.
I don't want to hear any more about your carnal desires for dudes.
You want to battle them face to face but only when they're nude.
Act like you're not bursting at the seams to go and visit pride,
Act like you watched Dear John & didn't cry, it's a lie,
You're givin guys that Dr Jelq n Mrs Hyde mincer vibe,
Still wearing that shell like a shit disguise as if we don't know there's a chick inside
It’s plausible growing up rural made bag hate girls,
Can’t break down their barriers so sticks to his absurd hobbies as well
When he’s clay pigeon shooting is the only time he manages to penetrate a bird with a shell
Wow you’ve got a massive ass head, it’s a lot, gee, who’d post a vid if they looked like that? not me.
Looks like one of those Mii avatars from Nintendo must’ve got free.
Plus you rap like you’re bored of rap, can you not see?
Either way it’s right to say, seems like it’s on-Wii (/ennui)
You’re like an annoying fly I wanna hit and splatter
I ain’t bored of rap but reading your bars….thats a different matter
Yes lad, prowess, swag and a flow so cold the Spetsnaz say "F that",
You're up one spot because knox left and never checked back,
I'm solidified in history for having a 10 pack that can shred glass,
But when it's challengeable if your existence mattered or not that's a red flag
I always Forget bags, when its time to Body Emcees..
Cause when he drop a full verse? That trash be Partly Empty
He Brings no drops to Envy.. bouts avoided when he Typing..
Hes the bitter Berry when hiking, No Boys'll try to Bite him :p
The razzmatazz in my rhymes is flabbergasting ya mind,
I'm packing vascular thighs, you have a parrot that cries,
I hope your family tries acrobatics and dies,
His nans vaginal lice the only way he catches-a-prize
Draco wit a bipod ill shoot to kill’em, single shots like im speed dating but aint shit ima do wit misses.. 8x scope make sure aint no terrible shots every move i hit’em, and any shot after that do him terrible too cuz the baby sit still wit — supervision.
Remember when you wrote some shit about Drac and a bat and called biters fake?
Shit made me lie awake and quiver with fear as I cry and shake.
Fuck that, I’mma grab a sharp shard of wood from the fireplace and stab him so hard in the heart it’ll likely break,
I’ll be like *this* -oof!- then like *this* -unghh!- just for violence sake. Oops you can’t see what I’m doing… my mistake! (/mime-a-stake)
Mechanical switches, i been looking for a conflict of interest to put my hand on a pistol.. and damage’em wit’em, the fact I can see you in —bags is an issue..
Because the way yall be feeding off each others material it’s like cannibalism..
You got way to much bottled up to be capping and twisting other niggas words like Snapple my nigga
Nice snapple rhymes, but you thinkin of Virb in me? Batty vibes,
One goin into the other's all it takes for faq-to-rise,
mathematics lines. But g/l with speed dating, quite a task ya facing,
Tag line "Juice lover, 3rd gen inbred" username "Snappalachian"
Don't talk shit about beverages, my wiener loving amigo.
Especially when you're hunting for cock rings like a shlong hungry smeagol.
You're not lord of the rings, you're lord of the dingalings with even more sequels.
And prequels and more encounters with dick than fake "gangstas" rap about desert eagles.
This guy never rests tryna assemble beds he bought from IKEA.
So he'll be left A Wake when I set it straight with a Slug for Eyedea.
Behind bro's fitted he's slow witted. Eating French cuisine on the mezzanine.
Never sleeps, counting sheep on amphetamines, repeating an evergreen.
This life came and went,
I’ve done so much dirt in life feels like i dug my grave myself..
Possessed so many demon spirits
i adopted their bad habits should get father of the year for raising hell
We not the same i slide wit rounds connect 4 and wet dog like Caucasian smells..
cuz I see ya moms raised a mark like major welts..
Gun butt to his face it’s gon take a lot of bands to fix ya jaw you better brace yaself..
Fuck this nigga shaman, up a bigger chopper, n’ split a friggn’ prophet, then pay the premium..
Cuz the zoom on the scope seeing a, nigga future right in front my face, his body flying through the air let’s just say, he got in touch wit a medium..
Coooold fella… back, I take it, like your acts as a known pegger,
You’re an adult, grown bredda, you shouldn’t chat on ghosts ever,
Throat severed if ya take a toe step on a rogue venture,
Left a mute-n-here, you’d think faq-shou’know better
Dont ask me why I wrote all this lol
Once you trigger me i don’t stop im automatic popping, Ill start punching bags wit haymakers and crack his posture, til his casket dropping..
after these thrown punches finish bags, I’ll throw shade when the nigga pass, im shadow boxing..
Even if he survives and get a way,
these bitches fuckem up he’ll live his life wit special aids like magic Johnson..
ima hit bags wit a gut punch like kombucha but here is the bitter truth..
Im blending in to get rid of you,
thats a conceal carry and im spinning wit choppers til youre liquid juice..
Red beam right on the drac, I’ll light up your face, when I rise wit pure rays it’s a different hue..
Watch how fast youll witness atoms breakdown like you bit the forbidden fruit..
But im tryna get bro mad, cut the sweet talk I’ll get under his skin like an insulin pump for a digital nomad cuz he’ll live life— within a tube..
Hollow tip hit this fruit bags right in the sweet spot like fermentation til he fall flat like how his lyrics do, either way he should be used to people giving him the booze..
This dude's sloppy with dreadlocks, looking like a custom Carl Johnson on Xbox.
I'll leave him punch drunk and face fucked till the cunt lost all his make up.
So much blood he'll be in Boston with Red Sox for acting funny like Red Foxx.
And being boring like TED Talks. Fuck Faq's. The paper can be dropped in my mailbox.
Ahh shit, looks like Shaman got another Failed Drop...
pressed reply wit cold thoughts & still failed to Prevail Hot..
I'll be this male's Pop's & give him Discipline when he Listen in
As me & his moms Get it in behind doors while Im visiting :laugh:
Word, I heard your 5 cents: "Here's a nickel, son". I'm Jack.
When I come through to chop wood like a freaking lumberjack.
So if you hit it from the back it's cuz I'm flipping up my axe.
Trying not to wake up moms so she would get a heart attack.
You’ve lost every battle here, your prides not even being Competitive,
Dude got so Many Lz He’s the first to receive a Win & still be overall negative.
You’ll get choked wearing a scallop necklace, Nobody thinks this faggot Wreckless,
The way your style got ‘flagg so quick’ it’s starting to make the fans in Dallas jealous.
LOOK WHO THE FUCK IT IS!!!
this boy been keepin on some homeless pander
last time we saw this faggot, he was enlightening Bag on Puerto Rican automotive standards
the Avatar of fear. i give kids Aangst.. i’m that midnight cuco
this faggot was detained by ICE so long, i’m now expecting him to go fight Zuko!!!
references:
1) last time this idiot had a match, he didn’t even rap lmfao. he just gave color commentary about Puerto Rico to his opponent :laugh::laugh:
2) Avatar bars: Aang is the main protagonist. dude was trapped in ice for centuries. when he was released he fought against an opponent named Prince Zuko. this bitch is hispanic & most likely here illegally so i’m making the analogy that he been detained by Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) which is the reason for his prolonged absence lmao.
3) Cuco is spanish for bogeyman or monster.
BLACK GUY DROPPING N BOMBS? NOT ON MY WATCH!
Haha you been waiting for Cpt N Bomb to kick it,
Cuz you got some business you want to finish,
You're hate fuckers turned gay lovers, you long to visit,
Guess Jack ass feel incomplete without Knoxville in it
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3 more days then we're zipping this up
Lol..Quote:
Originally Posted by KnoXville.
You think you're smart flashing keys to an Audi?
I'll snipe you from a Jeep, no need for a shotty..
Cuz you lyin, mane, but I don't kill for a trophy.
I'll just leave you to rot.. Jack'll feast on the body.
Lmaooo man fuck 3 days you’re gettin zipped up expeditiouslyQuote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
coroner’ll put Mandela body in (bags) like text parentheses
with me it’s fuck Knoxville.. not fucking Knoxville.. this mutha fucka hatin
ironic: you’d only catch me on a mattress w/ Knox if it’s his deathbed & i’m using a Bag as a means of suffocation
hold up, Shaman you ain’t exempt. i’ve got a bone to gnaw with this oddity
honestly why don’t you lay off the drugs & go out to get a job? degree?
somethin that requires you to process knowledge logically?
cuz how the FUCK you STILL DON’T GET BARS when the EXPO is there is a SOLID ANOMALY
:laugh::laugh:
Your bars are like government checks supporting the vets: There's nothing to get.
Elon Musk with a chainsaw and Donald Trump with a rusty machete cutting his legs.
But The Shaman's a medicine man, peddling grams to your adrenaline glands.
He never left the veteran camps. Yo, I feel like Eminem writing a letter to 'Stan.