Round 1 Mag *Updated*

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Welcome to the Rnd One

Top 5 Punches of the Week

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Originally Posted by Fresh

hes gonna no show but fuck it

Bring your entire crew, it wouldn’t be a different premise
You antenna ya homies’ll be on the air despite the fact your signals are ended

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Originally Posted by KnoXville.

It’ only took One gunshot wound Im telling ya This Beam Rigged,
pretending to be a Luther, King you’ll die on ya balcony exactly like He Did’!!

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Originally Posted by Fitzgerald

ur wife?
a dumb ho no doubt, watch me and the buds go give the slut a full mouth
Cop you late to the party.. cuz that bitch already fucked the whole house

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Originally Posted by Blas

50 yrs old & rapbattles.com is your natural habitat
It's sad, in fact..
If voters say malformed a solid verse it'd be EXACTLY that

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Originally Posted by MV

if i cant find you, i walk down kids, spark n let the Colt sortem
you'll be real depressed when these baby blues go from postpartum to post mortem

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.: End of Season Power Rankings


1. Phalanx: 10-0 (1.000) +10
2. Fresh: 4-1 (0.800)+1
3. Infamous 1: 4-1 (0.800) -1
4. Kill Spree: 8-3 (0.73)+2
5. Slayerr: 8-4 (0.666) +2
6. King 2-1 (0.666) -1
7. Blas 4-2 (0.666) +2
8. Mac: 9-6 (0.600)-1
9. MV : 8-8 (0.500) +2
10. Blue Bayou: 7-7 (0.500)-2
11. Robo Cop: 7-8 (0.466)+1
12. King Dee Bee 5-6 (0.454)-2
13. Knoxville: 6-9 (0.400) +2
14. Fitzgerald 1-2 (0.333) -1
15. Mal Diction 2-8 (0.200)
16. SecondRobert 0-0 (0.000)
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.: Round 1 Preview & Odds

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1. Phalanx (10-0) vs 16. SecondRobert (0-0)
Good luck, bud.

2. Fresh (4-1) vs 15. Mal Diction (2-8)
Fresh 75/25

3. Infamous 1 (4-1) vs 14. Fitzgerald (1-2)
Infamous 60/40

4. Kill Spree (8-3) vs 13. Knoxville (6-9)
Spree 65/35

5. Slayerr (8-4) vs 12. King Dee Bee (5-6)
Slayerr 55/45

6. King (2-1) vs 11. Robocop (7-8)
King 55/45

7. Blas (4-2) vs 12. Blue Bayou (7-7)
Blas 60/40

8. Mac (9-6) vs 9. MV (8-8)
Mac 60/40



.: Breaking News - Interveiw w/ MV

Thanks for joining me, as we wrap up a regular season that has your finger prints all over it. You've been involved since Week 1, so I'd love to get your sentiments on the season.

Who was the biggest surprise of the season for you?

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Originally Posted by MV

King Dee Bee. i don't think i have gotten to battle him but i hope to. dudes style is dope and i think he's a stand-out when he tries. i haven't heard of him prior to this season

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Favorite bar of the season?

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Originally Posted by MV

Myrmidon and Myrmidon. I honestly think that bar was super underrated. i dont care if Fresh had to go to Wikipedia to figure the punch out.

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Best match of the season?

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Originally Posted by MV

Robo vs Blue both came with some crazy bars. the ending votes do not show how close this match-up was in my opinion.

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Let's play odds maker for a second. Who would you say is the favorite to win the playoffs? Who do you like as a dark horse?

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Originally Posted by MV

i see your 10-0 record bro. "Rico from Belly eating a banana" i dont like that shit. Im on my Amen-hating shit right now if he actually had bars. With that being said I AM MY favorite to win the playoffs. im going to go with Robocop as the Dark horse. he is very entertaining and rarely disappoints imho.

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Round 1 sees you facing pretty stiff veteran competition.
Word has it Mac had been throwing shade you way. Our sources quote him as saying "Your lines are cheesy & you can't Kraft a bar" and "Voter's will forever associate the initials M.V. with Mac's Victory". What have you to say in response?

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Originally Posted by MV

mac said my lines are cheesy, i cant craft a bar...? thats fire! i need that same energy for our 1-2. I want him to show up in his game shoe(s) on and locked in. i want you all locked in. with a hexagonal clasp


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.: Hashtag Hype

#AndNew
#WithAnAsteriskThough
#PlayOffTime
#FeedingISAgainstTheRules
#SwayingIsToo
#SombodyIsGettingDecked
#HolidayHumor
#OhioStWillWinTheCFP
#21&Counting




@Bag Mandela @Kill Spree @RoboCop @King Dee Bee @EXalted @Blue Bayou @Slayerr. @mv @mal diction @KnoXville. @Mac. @thenextslimshady @Blas @Fresh @Zunto @Infamous 1 @King @Fitzgerald @SecondRobert

this should be interesting

my man, ty for mag

letsgetit

Good shit. Thanks for the mag

Yo this is tight let’s gedditt

Firee Mag

Dope

Thank you for mag

Fuck your asterisk

Dope mag tho

THANK YOU FOR MAG

Breaking News - Update: Exclusive Interveiw w/ MV

Oh boy

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

But I didn't get an erection...

Thanks for the mag good shit

55/45 I need whatever strain u got right now it must be the fire

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Originally Posted by SecondRobert

But I didn't get an erection...

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Lmao only the real ones know about those mags

What a boring interview

Let me ask some follow up questions

1. What is the biggest risk you've ever taken in your life?

2. Whats a redeemable quality about you?

3. Whats the funniest injury that has ever happened to you?

4. The world wants to know... why do you steal wifi from McDonald's?

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Originally Posted by King

Thanks for the mag good shit

55/45 I need whatever strain u got right now it must be the fire

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Lmao only the real ones know about those mags

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Yeah I mean I'll happily bet him at those odds, fuck it I'll give 10/1 lmaoooo

that's a bye to next round for u playa

Let me ask some follow up questions

1. What is the biggest risk you've ever taken in your life?
fuckking with you. i had no idea that double 0 james bourne was going to run down and pocket check me.
i could have been killed.

2. Whats a redeemable quality about you?
Redeemable qualities are for those who aren't narcissistic. im not so mine is probably voyeurism.

3. Whats the funniest injury that has ever happened to you?
this question is a set up for years worth of punches..hell no

4. The world wants to know... why do you steal wifi from McDonald's?
because Ronald helped steal our nation's health, wealth, and happiness. he can at least let me download my Gatineau Porn.

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Originally Posted by MV

Let me ask some follow up questions

1. What is the biggest risk you've ever taken in your life?
fuckking with you. i had no idea that double 0 james bourne was going to run down and pocket check me.
i could have been killed.

2. Whats a redeemable quality about you?
Redeemable qualities are for those who aren't narcissistic. im not so mine is probably voyeurism.

3. Whats the funniest injury that has ever happened to you?
this question is a set up for years worth of punches..hell no

4. The world wants to know... why do you steal wifi from McDonald's?
because Ronald helped steal our nation's health, wealth, and happiness. he can at least let me download my Gatineau Porn.

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Answered pretty well but I'm disappointed about the injury answer not happening

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Originally Posted by Fresh

Answered pretty well but I'm disappointed about the injury answer not happening

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i got stabbed in the cornea by an eye lash.

Damn if you could harness that power unto your enemies you'd be unstoppable

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I was at a wedding and there was this melted / kinda burnt cheese thing with the supper and I cut myself on it. Literally injured by sharp cheddar

LOL cant believe this shit

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Originally Posted by MV

i got stabbed in the cornea by an eye lash.

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@Fresh has mentioned that you've been stabbed before.

Multiple times, actually.

In the anus, by the throbbing members of other men.

Can you verify or deny this?

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Originally Posted by King

Thanks for the mag good shit

55/45 I need whatever strain u got right now it must be the fire

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Lmao only the real ones know about those mags

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And yet the infamous one with Leaf Man is still lurking in the archives. That was a tragic day.