Rb.Help me own this Drive-Thru worker!!!

ok ...so i'm stoned Saturday night

so we head up to jack n the box...

I order 4 tacos...and the bitch was like ok, but then i ordered 8 more tacos....and she had the nerve to say .."we have no more tacos"


so i'm like ok...i bite my toungue until we reach the window..


i asked her...i first ordered 4 tacos and u was fine but when i ordered 8 more...you said we ran out...and she replied

"i thought u was ordering egg rolls, i got confused"

so my reply "Egg rolls??...i understand if you confused Nachos for Tacos...but Egg rolls, how is it possible to mistake egg rolls for tacos ??


and she replied "are you trying to be funny?"

and my reply " well yes, how do you get a easy order wrong"...

and she replied "drive off, because you ain't getting nothing"..


WTF.....i want to own this bitch...she's those Fat black girls with the worst attitudes in the world...i never understand why they have this fuckin attitude....and i'm tired...i want to style on her..because she feels like she runs shit...and i dont play


but i need some ideas...


*NO VIOLENCE*
*NO FELONIES*

...just pranks that would be dope...i was thinkin 3 cars pull up...(friends)...order a whole bunch of a shit and i run up to the window and throw something at her like a waterballoon full of roaches

roflmao waterballon wit red ants

fool just get the biggest drink possible like a big gulp or a super big gulp fill it up no Ice order a bunch of shit roll up to the window throw the drink on her and pull off do it in a friends car who's not going to roll with you through the drive thru and switch right after like a block away

Here is what you do.

Get a cherrybomb, paperbag full of shit, light the cherrybomb & throw it in the bag then throw it in the window.

video whatever you do too and make that bitch a youtube supa star

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Originally Posted by Caesar Augustus™

video whatever you do too and make that bitch a youtube supa star

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of course i'm doing that



see the jack n the box is right next door to a sonic


so i was plannin to have a getaway car parked at sonic..


have my friends order a whole bunch of shit....when she opens the window to serve their food...i run up to the window and throw watever i plan to throw...


and run back to sonic......


and then my friends will drive off because they will be pretend to not know me...and they will leave in disgust...


i just want to know what should i throw?? or wats a better method..

the ordering food will just piss her off for a couple secs..but i want that bitch to realize don't fuck with some people..for realz

kill her with kindness, send her flowers and chocolates

Move on.

Seriously. You were high. You were a dick. She was a dick. Bleh.

Humans make mistakes. You fucked yourself by saying something like: ""Egg rolls??...i understand if you confused Nachos for Tacos...but Egg rolls, how is it possible to mistake egg rolls for tacos ??"

I'm an objective viewer and you seem like the asshole, not her.

Chris is drunk again. Ignore him.


Get that revenge.

well she might not be working there the day you try this, so just make sure she is working first of all

& I don't think he was being a dick by makin a big deal bout egg rolls when it is clearly jack in box don't have eggrolls do they?, I think she sounds like a lazy bitch who ain't doin her job & I'm not tryin to be mean either

Kill her mom

waterballoons filled with paint..or piss. The Choice is youurs.

Throwing things on people is against the law. :^/

Get drunk or high or some pussy, and forget about it.

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Seriously. You were high. You were a dick. She was a dick. Bleh.

Humans make mistakes. You fucked yourself by saying something like: ""Egg rolls??...i understand if you confused Nachos for Tacos...but Egg rolls, how is it possible to mistake egg rolls for tacos ??"

I'm an objective viewer and you seem like the asshole, not her.

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i understand bro...but before we pulled up..my cousin(the driver)...when he heard her voice ...he was like fuck i hate this lady...she's such a bitch....but i didn't think nothing of it...until she said they had no more tacos...when seconds before she admitted to having tacos..

i'm not a asshole...i tend to give my best attitude towards customer service...

i never complain about the wrong food/wrong drink/missing items/ ...i bite my toungue and say fuck it anywhere i go..

but this individual..(i never seen before)...i felt like was the worse customer service ever...who cares if she didnt have tacos....she could of said..i'm sorry i'm in a rush so i kinda of confused it..i would of been ok..but she threw a fit back


one thing you learn about business...

The customer is always right



...even if your wrong....

You can feel the rage in your veins huh Charlie? It's saying...payback, payback, payback. I know how you feel right now...only way to rid of it is to act on it.

But. . . The customer isn't always right. I work in the customer service industry and that saying is something people say but no one believes. Get over it. It's not that serious. Don't spend money at Jack in the Box anymore. Tell your friends not to. If she's as bad as you say, she'll be gone pretty soon anyway.

Where is all the evil today? I can't do this on my own guys.

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i understand bro...but before we pulled up..my cousin(the driver)...when he heard her voice ...he was like fuck i hate this lady...she's such a bitch....but i didn't think nothing of it...until she said they had no more tacos...when seconds before she admitted to having tacos..

i'm not a asshole...i tend to give my best attitude towards customer service...

i never complain about the wrong food/wrong drink/missing items/ ...i bite my toungue and say fuck it anywhere i go..

but this individual..(i never seen before)...i felt like was the worse customer service ever...who cares if she didnt have tacos....she could of said..i'm sorry i'm in a rush so i kinda of confused it..i would of been ok..but she threw a fit back


one thing you learn about business...

The customer is always right



...even if your wrong....

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but dude she works at Jack in the Box she probably don't care about you at all and she probably doesn't care about or have pride in her job. And Chris is right throwing things on people can be considered assault I think. the best thing to do would have been asking to speak to her manager and get your shit free or discount it would have been a double win she not only would have not gotten her way (by you just driving off) you might have gotten free shit.

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But. . . The customer isn't always right. I work in the customer service industry and that saying is something people say but no one believes. Get over it. It's not that serious. Don't spend money at Jack in the Box anymore. Tell your friends not to. If she's as bad as you say, she'll be gone pretty soon anyway.

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doubt...anyone takes actions..


.i know the customer isn't always right
i said the customer is always right..even if your wrong...


sorry Chris..i'm willin to take a charge if I get caught fuck it....this bitch fucked with the wrong person....what good does it do..if i just let it go...and she does the same shit to another person....

i'm doing justice....with the only exception it's a crime.....

I'm saying all this and I'm a guy with a huge temper. Lol. Sometimes, you can't do anything to someone who you feel is an asshole. Just take solace in knowing she'll never be more than a fast-food worker for the rest of her life, raising her kids on foodstamps on her route to completely failing in life.

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but dude she works at Jack in the Box she probably don't care about you at all and she probably doesn't care about or have pride in her job. And Chris is right throwing things on people can be considered assault I think. the best thing to do would have been asking to speak to her manager and get your shit free or discount it would have been a double win she not only would have not gotten her way (by you just driving off) you might have gotten free shit.

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you really..think


she's gonna call the cops?? lmao bitch is on that no snitching attitude...

she's a hood chick...is no way in hell she'll dial for the cops...she will most likely run outside and try to catch me...

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I'm saying all this and I'm a guy with a huge temper. Lol. Sometimes, you can't do anything to someone who you feel is an asshole. Just take solace in knowing she'll never be more than a fast-food worker for the rest of her life, raising her kids on foodstamps on her route to completely failing in life.

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You're sobering up I see.

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you really..think


she's gonna call the cops?? lmao bitch is on that no snitching attitude...

she's a hood chick...is no way in hell she'll dial for the cops...she will most likely run outside and try to catch me...

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you never know she might... or an on looker might you never know. And fuck that the customer is always right shit I swear thats why some people have the attitudes they have now, they actually believe that shit. I fucking hte customers who swear they know it all with their "hey I know better then you guy!" and I have to hit them with the "Really? You know better then me? The Guy who's been working here for 2 years?"

you'll prolly get arrested for the shit bag thing...not much you can do where she wont snag your plate prolly...so either cover your plate and do some shit like that...you could order a huge ass drink and when she goes to hand it to you just grab it and squeeze it in her direction pwned..but thats light as shit for an ownage...just drive up and shoot her in the face with a paintball gun lmao...nah but seriously if she sees you again shell prolly say the same shit so...supersoaker with battery acid? lmao I dunno man get creative

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you never know she might... or an on looker might you never know. And fuck that the customer is always right shit I swear thats why some people have the attitudes they have now, they actually believe that shit. I fucking hte customers who swear they know it all with their "hey I know better then you guy!" and I have to hit them with the "Really? You know better then me? The Guy who's been working here for 2 years?"

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agreed...but...

i am the ideal "perfect customer"....i don't complain,i tip well, i clean my table before i leave...i gather all the plates and put em together...

i try to give the worker a easy job...

but when i run into people like this...that have no respect for a person...fuck the customer bullshit...just have no respect for themselves...and rub that shit the wrong way...i dont appreciate it


there were better ways to handle this situation with me...but just refuse to service me....really ...you think the owner of this company would be happy that you just fucked them off some money...

ok...10 dollars...?? what's that to a big company...

but when you sit down and analyze ...this like....who the fuck is this chick??.CEO???


and if she does it to more people..because i bet i'm not the 1st....she's fuckin the company over....because its not her money...

and thats bullshit....real talk..

maybe she was abused as a child

give her fake money then she will take the wrap for her drawer being short and possibly be liable to pay it back...something like that

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give her fake money then she will take the wrap for her drawer being short and possibly be liable to pay it back...something like that

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most fast foods dont take nothing higher than a 20 dollar bill...

lol...

that's stupid....idea....paintball=really heavy issue...battery acid...=wouldn't it burn through the plastic of the gun lol...causin it to fall on ur own hands..

i was obviously joking though dude, be real..battery acid? come on lmfao at even thinking that is feasible but yea. maybe they dont take over 20...what if the bill is over 20? all Im saying is, unless you wanna get possibly hemmed up there aint much you can do...

shoot her

i'd get egg rolls and throw them at her......or even just eggs

maybe she'll have a flashback of the day she fucked you off and you'll be happy she realised her mistake while covered in egg :)

LOL wtf dats iileagal.. just fight her man, call her out at the window next time.

or if i don't have to do anything physical


how about ya help me write a letter...so i can mail to the top dogs...


...a letter that will suprise them from this individual person....


and they will fire her on the spot....once they read my letter of complaint.??

Bitch move imo, just fight her man.. worst case scenario, you lose.

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or if i don't have to do anything physical


how about ya help me write a letter...so i can mail to the top dogs...


...a letter that will suprise them from this individual person....


and they will fire her on the spot....once they read my letter of complaint.??

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I honestly think that a letter would do more harm than any of the items said..
make it good. I'd write it and make it effective but I'm to lazy to give a shit about this lol

Do not fight a woman.

Just assault her. Crush up some roofies & blow em in her face. Sleeping on the job=Ultimate Pwnage. Leaves the chance that she'll get bukkake'd too.

play the race card

tell them she said:

'don't you people eat enough tacos'

and then refused to serve you

They'll fire her

I was thinking that, being all serious and shit but...I dunno couldnt really prove it...worth a shot though if you went in all dead ass serious about it and what not...