Jay Walk into a car plzkthx

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i'll punch a hole in ya lung, really.. u dont get girls sprung silly
lookin like a deformed, retarded, wacked out version of Young Philly
now dont get over zealous, cuz i'm disturben the masses fellas
when ur nose casts a shade large enough to get ur glasses jealous
speakin ya nose its soo fucked up, lookin at it gets hostile
looks like u've been fucked one too many times up ya left nostril
when u claim to be better then me it gets really shocking dude
u've made so many hunches, it looks like ur back started mocking u
and shut up dissen my crew, cuz dissen u is my next revel
when its evident ur left ear said fuck the right and went up The Next Level
ur an ugly whore who sucks at text, everything i say lingers
i'm bout to call up aqua control after taken a look at them webbed fingers
sure ur a straight up G but theres one thing i fail to see
why the hell are u reppin ur placement when compared to me?
nothings free, so to make a livin u always go down south
this aint the only time u had a straight black object around ya mouth
i stay steppin, so if u want u chance u best start preppin
cuz this is just half ass.. sorta like that cap ur reppin
so u wanna throw punches? fine.. cuz i know u cant cease mine
u know ur weak as fuck when ur strugglin to hold up a peace sign

ugly ass mother fucker.

http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...02#post5163002
http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...16#post5163016

Btw sorry Brix. I asked him for a battle and he pussied out. So i wrote a diss and theres no where else to put it.

upp

OUCH!

it burnzzz TOO HAWT!

i'll punch a hole in ya lung, really.. u dont get girls sprung silly
lookin like a deformed, retarded, wacked out version of Young Philly
now dont get over zealous, cuz i'm disturben the masses fellas
when ur nose casts a shade large enough to get ur glasses jealous
speakin ya nose its soo fucked up, lookin at it gets hostile
looks like u've been fucked one too many times up ya left nostril
when u claim to be better then me it gets really shocking dude
u've made so many hunches, it looks like ur back started mocking u
ur an ugly whore who sucks at text, everything i say lingers
i'm bout to call up aqua control after taken a look at them webbed fingers
sure ur a straight up G but theres one thing i fail to see
why the hell are u reppin ur placement when compared to me?
so u wanna throw punches? fine.. cuz i know u cant cease mine
u know ur weak as fuck when ur strugglin to hold up a peace sign

^ALL DAT HAD ME ROFLAWLERZ EVERYWHEREZ!!

nice ishy auto.. so r u back now?

i'll punch a hole in ya lung, really.. u dont get girls sprung silly
lookin like a deformed, retarded, wacked out version of Young Philly
now dont get over zealous, cuz i'm disturben the masses fellas
when ur nose casts a shade large enough to get ur glasses jealous
speakin ya nose its soo fucked up, lookin at it gets hostile
looks like u've been fucked one too many times up ya left nostril
when u claim to be better then me it gets really shocking dude
u've made so many hunches, it looks like ur back started mocking u
ur an ugly whore who sucks at text, everything i say lingers
i'm bout to call up aqua control after taken a look at them webbed fingers
sure ur a straight up G but theres one thing i fail to see
why the hell are u reppin ur placement when compared to me?
so u wanna throw punches? fine.. cuz i know u cant cease mine
u know ur weak as fuck when ur strugglin to hold up a peace sign


sorry just had me laughing...very nice fuckin witty lines man nice punches i say WELCOME BACK AUTO!....

thanks for the feed. i may sign back in the league idk yet.

upp

lmao @ this pretty good verse there auto, good to see you havent fallen off... yet... keep that shit up, sign back into LLL dude everyone seems to be noshowing :/ shits gay, anyway i liked this verse you had a few good pic diss lines keep it up.

when u claim to be better then me it gets really shocking dude
u've made so many hunches, it looks like ur back started mocking u
and shut up dissen my crew, cuz dissen u is my next revel
when its evident ur left ear said fuck the right and went up The Next Level
ur an ugly whore who sucks at text, everything i say lingers
i'm bout to call up aqua control after taken a look at them webbed fingers
sure ur a straight up G but theres one thing i fail to see
why the hell are u reppin ur placement when compared to me?
nothings free, so to make a livin u always go down south
this aint the only time u had a straight black object around ya mouth
so u wanna throw punches? fine.. cuz i know u cant cease mine
u know ur weak as fuck when ur strugglin to hold up a peace sign

^alla that was tough lol good direct disses at his pic though, it wasnt whack and it didnt get old quick....and the substance of the diss wasnt bland, punches/personals both were real good, for a short key up that i'm sure u didnt put anythin into....lol

...wanna see what dude comes back at u with though

thanks

i'll punch a hole in ya lung, really.. u dont get girls sprung silly
lookin like a deformed, retarded, wacked out version of Young Philly
*dead* (ROTFLMAO for like 10 minutes)
now dont get over zealous, cuz i'm disturben the masses fellas
when ur nose casts a shade large enough to get ur glasses jealous
when u claim to be better then me it gets really shocking dude
u've made so many hunches, it looks like ur back started mocking u
ur an ugly whore who sucks at text, everything i say lingers
i'm bout to call up aqua control after taken a look at them webbed fingers
so u wanna throw punches? fine.. cuz i know u cant cease mine
u know ur weak as fuck when ur strugglin to hold up a peace sign


these were nice.. it seemed like you repeated each diss tho, kinda hurt your OM as a whole, can't wait to see what Jay says back.. pz

i'll punch a hole in ya lung, really.. u dont get girls sprung silly
lookin like a deformed, retarded, wacked out version of Young Philly
^hee,hee.
now dont get over zealous, cuz i'm disturben the masses fellas
when ur nose casts a shade large enough to get ur glasses jealous
^Rofl.
speakin ya nose its soo fucked up, lookin at it gets hostile
looks like u've been fucked one too many times up ya left nostril
^ha.
when u claim to be better then me it gets really shocking dude
u've made so many hunches, it looks like ur back started mocking u
^damn.
and shut up dissen my crew, cuz dissen u is my next revel
when its evident ur left ear said fuck the right and went up The Next Level
^meh.
ur an ugly whore who sucks at text, everything i say lingers
i'm bout to call up aqua control after taken a look at them webbed fingers
^ha.
sure ur a straight up G but theres one thing i fail to see
why the hell are u reppin ur placement when compared to me?
^o00oo00h.
nothings free, so to make a livin u always go down south
this aint the only time u had a straight black object around ya mouth
^aiight.
i stay steppin, so if u want u chance u best start preppin
cuz this is just half ass.. sorta like that cap ur reppin
^coo.
so u wanna throw punches? fine.. cuz i know u cant cease mine
u know ur weak as fuck when ur strugglin to hold up a peace sign
^Lmao.

good shit.a few misses/aiights...but rest was lmao-able...I guess you back.I dunno..w/e.Good drop.

hah.. nice diss.. there was nice witty punches throughout the piece.. good shit.. i knew it was gonna be a good diss from the first punch.. good shit

lmao...that was dope as hell...ill cuz im a new head, so wouldnt get personals...and you just butchered the pic...lol props bro...

thanks

lol, please.. thats not JW is it? rofl....

that's the first thing I thought. He coulda just posted the pic in the thread and it would have been enough.

lmao

Serious? Sorry, Jay. I really don't wanna diss you, but that picture warrants it. You maybe fucking around (which I hope to god you are), but you are verging on wigga. & not a good looking one at that.. shit, that picture can't be you. I've heard of cocky net personnas, but I just don't see where you'd get any confidence from that picture.

lol its in the members pic. i think he called the thread 'im bringin sexy baaaaaack' or some shit rofl

i'll punch a hole in ya lung, really.. u dont get girls sprung silly
lookin like a deformed, retarded, wacked out version of Young Philly
^^this is too plain for my liking, no misdirection or surprise
now dont get over zealous, cuz i'm disturben the masses fellas
when ur nose casts a shade large enough to get ur glasses jealous
^^nice concept, coulda worded it better
speakin ya nose its soo fucked up, lookin at it gets hostile
looks like u've been fucked one too many times up ya left nostril
^^nah
when u claim to be better then me it gets really shocking dude
u've made so many hunches, it looks like ur back started mocking u
^^what does making hunches mean? with better wording this coulda been good
and shut up dissen my crew, cuz dissen u is my next revel
when its evident ur left ear said fuck the right and went up The Next Level
^^kinda lol but it's only on a different level cos his head is tilted, so this is kinda based on nothing
ur an ugly whore who sucks at text, everything i say lingers
i'm bout to call up aqua control after taken a look at them webbed fingers
^^nah
sure ur a straight up G but theres one thing i fail to see
why the hell are u reppin ur placement when compared to me?
^^seen this kinda thing before, but nice use of the pic
nothings free, so to make a livin u always go down south
this aint the only time u had a straight black object around ya mouth
^^heh
i stay steppin, so if u want u chance u best start preppin
cuz this is just half ass.. sorta like that cap ur reppin
^^heh
so u wanna throw punches? fine.. cuz i know u cant cease mine
u know ur weak as fuck when ur strugglin to hold up a peace sign
^^nice, best line

overall a couple good lines, well, see feedback

hell nah

his pic takes away any credibility hes earned on RB.

and rofl @ the young philly line

o pens ill i was meanin to tell u that the link u sent me bout that one battle wasnt me. i was too lazy to register and be like wtf and forgot to pm u back about it.

thanks for all the feed.

i'll punch a hole in ya lung, really.. u dont get girls sprung silly
lookin like a deformed, retarded, wacked out version of Young Philly
((lmfao, nothin more needs to be said, but you did))

now dont get over zealous, cuz i'm disturben the masses fellas
when ur nose casts a shade large enough to get ur glasses jealous
speakin ya nose its soo fucked up, lookin at it gets hostile
looks like u've been fucked one too many times up ya left nostril
when u claim to be better then me it gets really shocking dude
u've made so many hunches, it looks like ur back started mocking u
and shut up dissen my crew, cuz dissen u is my next revel
when its evident ur left ear said fuck the right and went up The Next Level
ur an ugly whore who sucks at text, everything i say lingers
i'm bout to call up aqua control after taken a look at them webbed fingers
sure ur a straight up G but theres one thing i fail to see
why the hell are u reppin ur placement when compared to me?
nothings free, so to make a livin u always go down south
this aint the only time u had a straight black object around ya mouth
i stay steppin, so if u want u chance u best start preppin
cuz this is just half ass.. sorta like that cap ur reppin
so u wanna throw punches? fine.. cuz i know u cant cease mine
u know ur weak as fuck when ur strugglin to hold up a peace sign

the rest of the verse was fairly nice, some good punches, a lot of them, put this kids name and face to shame, decent flow, basic structure, just full of personals, very nice, keep it up

& if you would please, do me a favor and hit 1 of my battles up honestly, it'd be appreciated

nice its nice to see you got some talent still left in you after a dispointing pre season to me it was nice i like the last line and the first line lol it had me rolling it was a really good drop fucka vasek opinon lol

he hasnt posted since i posted this. rofl

damn man that sucks

I like Jay, he's a cool dude. well, mentally anyway.

ROFL @ thinking this weak piece of shit would make me not post on this site... you've gotta be kidding. this shit was wack...

webbed fingers, aqua control? are you serious? ooohhhh how heart wrenching. i'm weak cause i'm struggling to hold a peace sign... ya it looks like its hard to hold up a peace sign. only things that were decent in this because they had some wit involved were the shade and hunches. the rest sucked. and i havent posted because of faggots saying i'm swaying and shit... i hadn't seen this until today. post a picture of yourself, and i'll show you how to diss someone.

OOOH

$50 says Auto don't post no pic...







cuz Lay never posts his pics. but for real I bet Jay'll tear his photo up.

Jay jay you look like a grown ass man.

nah just kidding, pussy.


jk again

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Originally Posted by Fuck You.

ROFL @ thinking this weak piece of shit would make me not post on this site... you've gotta be kidding. this shit was wack...

webbed fingers, aqua control? are you serious? ooohhhh how heart wrenching. i'm weak cause i'm struggling to hold a peace sign... ya it looks like its hard to hold up a peace sign. only things that were decent in this because they had some wit involved were the shade and hunches. the rest sucked. and i havent posted because of faggots saying i'm swaying and shit... i hadn't seen this until today. post a picture of yourself, and i'll show you how to diss someone.

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Lmfao at that. And you know He aint gonna post a pic $pit. Thats funny shit that you said Lay, who really knows, but I be the fact that he doesn't post a pic is just supporting the fact. Jay you know you don't need a pic homie. Go all out.

lol y should i post a pic? i text as a hobby, y should i put myself at a disadvantage by posting a pic? especially if the only reason will be for u to diss it haha.

btw go ahead and think im lay or whoever u think i am. y should i care?

lmfao


battle battle battle battle!

yo sumbody said jay is hot

Has Jay quit text and shit? sahahaa.ja.;sdfjas;fasf its so gay when well known people post pics. I dont understand it? you talk so much shit and are so critical and you're like completely ugly. wowww... unless you can tell you're normal looking dont post pics of yourselfs. Any credability and reputation you have is destroyed.

Btw nice verse Auto. Had me chuckling nearly the whole way. Young Philly..lmalofofoaoaamlas

lmfa^^same way i felt and i hear jay quite so yea....

jay walk into a car.

title and pic + first line

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COMBO HIT

dead. post a dis jay.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Automatic.

lol y should i post a pic? i text as a hobby, y should i put myself at a disadvantage by posting a pic? especially if the only reason will be for u to diss it haha.

btw go ahead and think im lay or whoever u think i am. y should i care?

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I don't tihnk your Lay though. I was talking to him and you don't come off the same at all pesonality wise. Well as much as you can tell from typing. I'm just saying certain people go to lenghts to be unknown.

Afraid to post a pic because people can diss him with it.....

for texting as a hobby, you sure are taking that part REAL serious

A) hes been telling people he's black, when he's really white

B) he must know hes ugly as fuck and knows how embarrassed he'll be by "exposing" himself

or C) all of the above. post a picture pussy. how will you be at a disadvantage if both of our pictures will be posted? i'm just saying. your diss sucked big time, so i'm extending a hand to teach you how to diss a picture, not come up with some retarded aqua control shit, rofl.

^^he's realllllllr correct Auto'. Let him diss you back. :-) Be a sport.