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Spitacular
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fuck it, 30 lines?
30's cool.
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/atta...id=18381&stc=1
You're best in the league and if anyone could trade places with you, I would
I'm the one you showed your kids pic, coz as you've just seen.. I can lie good
Prick thinks he looks like Adam Sandler, and I hate to snigger but..
...this bitch came looking more like Little Nicky... wiggered up
$pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
But now he's active in a pic tourney but trust this prick to go and spoilt it
Coz who fucks that cocky that they'd take their pic shitting on the toilet?
So go and admit I'm the best, you won't get an inch of respect
But yo $pit look on the brightside.... you've got an inch of a neck
So use ya pay cheque and get suited and take a wash while you're looking
I'ma have to take this bitch to cleaners just to battle without puking
And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
And I know the toilet that pics from, but your secrets safe or your bitch'll know
But $pit next time, atleast stand infront of the hole where ya dick'll go
Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee
And according to you its a mismatch, but after this shit you'll turn bitch fast
You even took a pic of yourself.. puckering up ready to kiss ass
But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
He'll need E.R. when we're brawlin' then drop out the league when I scorn him
And his nostrils are so flared people in the seventies would of worn them
So I'll burst your ballon, I'm being disrespected by a goon..
..who posted shit which looked more like a pic of his reflection, in a spoon
I'm glad this ain't face to face, and althought it leave supplies narrow
I'd rather that than being close to guys wearing eye shadow
And like Key famously said, your girls from a stable, but you need her..
So you put a bag over her head, not to fuck her.. to feed her
Bye bitch.
I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
get chalked quick.. won't even talk shit. you're just a con bluffing
hoe you never mouth-off.. cuz I always see your mouth ON something
all bitchy over a deadline. what's worse, I never knew you were like that
Hens fed off you? be real... he ate your verse like a light snack
now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
what's COM about? idk.. I'm still tryin to find out
only cat I ever seen win the title.. start cryin n' sign out
better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
call yourself a legend in the making.. a true artist.. prophetic
next month must be your time... cuz July so much it's pathetic
hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...r1/uglycom.jpg
when I look at you.. I don't see a beast.. more like a geek freak
watch how easy my punches fold ya face. I mean damn it's already pre-creased
I'm dope.. my fist's the proof. you're not.. so you get the boot
sportin a brass chain.. n' topped it off with a pair of ya sister's hoops
your style's definitely original... what can I say you're insane
not to mention your nostrils gotta flair that would put a flamer to shame
ya jaw line's damn near invisible. n' ya skin looks too fair to me
but I guess this is what a text God looks like. after months of chemotherapy
I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck
ya lack of social skills is apparent. you need some help you're a loner
knew I'd punish you like a parent.. so you pictured yourself in the corner
you're on time out hoe
$pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
But now he's active in a pic tourney but trust this prick to go and spoilt it
Coz who fucks that cocky that they'd take their pic shitting on the toilet?
And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee
But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
I'm glad this ain't face to face, and althought it leave supplies narrow
I'd rather that than being close to guys wearing eye shadow
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all bitchy over a deadline. what's worse, I never knew you were like that
Hens fed off you? be real... he ate your verse like a light snack
now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
what's COM about? idk.. I'm still tryin to find out
only cat I ever seen win the title.. start cryin n' sign out
better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
I'm dope.. my fist's the proof. you're not.. so you get the boot
sportin a brass chain.. n' topped it off with a pair of ya sister's hoops
I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck
ya lack of social skills is apparent. you need some help you're a loner
knew I'd punish you like a parent.. so you pictured yourself in the corner
lol cool drops by both, but I got Spit takin this with more funny lines
v/Spit
freepost but had to nice fucking battle guys
I hope there's no bitching about my comments, because I will give props where they're due, but I give actual good feedback as well. But while I break these down, remember that I look at the pics first, THEN read the verses...I try not to look back and forth, but will if I'm like "wtf" at a diss.
You're best in the league and if anyone could trade places with you, I would
I'm the one you showed your kids pic, coz as you've just seen.. I can lie good
stretched, badly worded.. old concept... Bad line
Prick thinks he looks like Adam Sandler, and I hate to snigger but..
...this bitch came looking more like Little Nicky... wiggered up
thinking this line was 'dope' depends on me seeing the resemblance after you mention it [the resemblance between spit & nicky]. so your line depends on 1. people remembering the character little nicky from the movie and 2. seeing a resemblance between her & spit.... I don't think you should have posted this line because depending on the voters to both remember the movie & see that resemblance is just wishful thinking, get what I'm saying? Personally I just don't remember the movie that well, sorry.
$pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
typical pic diss line, not that creative but not that bad regardless... average
But now he's active in a pic tourney but trust this prick to go and spoilt it
Coz who fucks that cocky that they'd take their pic shitting on the toilet?
slightly above average diss... spit being cocky doesnt really strike me as that great of a diss, its just known fact.... dudes way to fucking cocky for his own good...
So go and admit I'm the best, you won't get an inch of respect
But yo $pit look on the brightside.... you've got an inch of a neck
Meh. too much of an exaggeration, common problem i find with pic battling, people exaggerate everything, and its just not as funny if you have to exaggerate something THEN make a diss out of it. I mean...i wouldn't mind the exaggeration if spit's neck looked tiny, but it looks average to me.
So use ya pay cheque and get suited and take a wash while you're looking
I'ma have to take this bitch to cleaners just to battle without puking
half a chuckle, but looking and puking dont rhyme to me.. avg
And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
seen similar, more than once.. avg
And I know the toilet that pics from, but your secrets safe or your bitch'll know
But $pit next time, atleast stand infront of the hole where ya dick'll go
haha, nice
Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee
alright
And according to you its a mismatch, but after this shit you'll turn bitch fast
You even took a pic of yourself.. puckering up ready to kiss ass
rofl
But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
true, but just avg
He'll need E.R. when we're brawlin' then drop out the league when I scorn him
And his nostrils are so flared people in the seventies would of worn them
Alright
So I'll burst your ballon, I'm being disrespected by a goon..
..who posted shit which looked more like a pic of his reflection, in a spoon
ehh? I dont get it, sorry
I'm glad this ain't face to face, and althought it leave supplies narrow
I'd rather that than being close to guys wearing eye shadow
haha
And like Key famously said, your girls from a stable, but you need her..
So you put a bag over her head, not to fuck her.. to feed her
Meh
I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
the whole "get hairy" thing came off real corny. but still, avg...not above avg or good because saying you'll make his "sideburn" isn't a good diss... so pulling off the wordplay as well as you did doesn't make it good, it just makes it effective to its utmost extent... unfortunately, I don't really think punching someones ribs till their sideburns is that effective of a diss. Get what I'm trying to say or no? If not I can explain better, hopefully
get chalked quick.. won't even talk shit. you're just a con bluffing
hoe you never mouth-off.. cuz I always see your mouth ON something
the rhyme was weak, but above average
all bitchy over a deadline. what's worse, I never knew you were like that
Hens fed off you? be real... he ate your verse like a light snack
avg
now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
on one hand, I like the creativity here...on another, this was forced... people are never referred to as "it" ... meaning your reference to yourself as "it" is forced. But...above avg
what's COM about? idk.. I'm still tryin to find out
only cat I ever seen win the title.. start cryin n' sign out
ok
better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
ok, creative, but you need to stop with the violent disses, it hurts your verse, lol. this could've been a diss rather than two lines almost wasted on saying you're going to punch com.
call yourself a legend in the making.. a true artist.. prophetic
next month must be your time... cuz July so much it's pathetic
seen it, meh
hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
*chuckle* Above avg...
I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
played, and not flipped very well
when I look at you.. I don't see a beast.. more like a geek freak
watch how easy my punches fold ya face. I mean damn it's already pre-creased
i guess its precreased? ok
I'm dope.. my fist's the proof. you're not.. so you get the boot
sportin a brass chain.. n' topped it off with a pair of ya sister's hoops
best line of this battle by far... Nice
your style's definitely original... what can I say you're insane
not to mention your nostrils gotta flair that would put a flamer to shame
Looks too similar to com's line...you know which one I mean... lol.... avg
ya jaw line's damn near invisible. n' ya skin looks too fair to me
but I guess this is what a text God looks like. after months of chemotherapy
had some unnecessary words in there which made it longer than it should've been, but didn't really hurt the line.... almost good
I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck
no
ya lack of social skills is apparent. you need some help you're a loner
knew I'd punish you like a parent.. so you pictured yourself in the corner
alright, not that creative
Strengths of this battle compared to normal battles from you guys - a few disses to the pics, obviously, that wouldn't have been possible without the pics up there
weaknesses of this battle compared to normal battles from you guys - the pics caused you to focus way too much on using the pic in almost every single line of this battle. This meant that the normal creativity spit and com would've or might have had just wasn't here. Instead of spiking your creativity guys, the pic seemed to weaken it, and limit you guys to specific topics. Maybe thats just coincidence, but from what I noticed, most of the pic disses in here were alright, some Good.... spit even had one I liked a lot, (the hoop one), overall... Avg.
General comments: Don't mean to spark any aggression but I feel I have to say this... I feel we've entered a time of "tell me I'm dope or I'll get pissed off" ... so I hope theres none of that here. I just said what I felt about the lines, and yes, I was what u may find 'harsh' although truthful about some lines... But generally, I don't mind you guys doing the pic battle thing but include some normal concepts here & there, i think that would help.... and try not to exaggerate their features in your lines, a lot of pic battlers exaggerate too much ... whats the point of exaggerating, it just means you're no longer dissing the person.... you may be dissing someone with a larger forehead...or with a smaller nose....but the diss no longer applies to them if you exaggerate too much.
based on the sister's hoops line barely giving spit the win, I'll go with spit. the rest of the battle from both had its ups & downs, but it was too close to call... I feel the sisters hoops concept pushed spit a little above, if that. I felt com was a tad bit more consistant, but consistancy was a tough call for me, being too close to call, so I went with
vote - spit
Com:
But now he's active in a pic tourney but trust this prick to go and spoilt it
Coz who fucks that cocky that they'd take their pic shitting on the toilet?
Lol, just made me laugh.
And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
lmao.. so obvious but funny as hell.
Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee
Ok, coulda been funnier.
But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
True, and needed pointing out.
Spit:
all bitchy over a deadline. what's worse, I never knew you were like that
Hens fed off you? be real... he ate your verse like a light snack
Lol, nice..
now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
Bit iffy, but had the affect.
better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
Lol, violent.
I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
Haha, didn't expect that.
I'm dope.. my fist's the proof. you're not.. so you get the boot
sportin a brass chain.. n' topped it off with a pair of ya sister's hoops
lmao.. I don't like sleepers.
Overall:
Not a bad battle at all. Com had me rolling at the start, and Spit did too.. I don't think anybody did anything all that wrong. Heard a lot of the disses on thses pics before so it was hard for me to get into the battle. But it was decent.. I prefer when you don't stop as much during your verse, Spit. Too many dots. But you won this IMO. G'battle geezers.
Vote: Spit.
3-0. thanks for voting, and the positive feedback people
100% honest vote here, take this as if i no none of you,
long battle so im only highlighting the REAL dope punches to me
com,
pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
LMFAO
And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
nice
But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
coo
He'll need E.R. when we're brawlin' then drop out the league when I scorn him
And his nostrils are so flared people in the seventies would of worn them
ill concept
And like Key famously said, your girls from a stable, but you need her..
So you put a bag over her head, not to fuck her.. to feed her
funny
5 real nice punches here
$pit
I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
clever cunt
better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
again real clever shit
hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
b00m
I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
LMFAO real laughter then
I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck
coo
5 again, damn this is close
so for me it comes down to who made me laugh the hardest its this
pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
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I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
and im gonna have to go with $pit, just actually made me laugh out loud funn funny shit, and nice and witty, this was alot closer than everyones said REAL close, honest vote tho $pit by a millameter.
And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
^lol, funny.
pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
oo ..creative.
But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
He'll need E.R. when we're brawlin' then drop out the league when I scorn him
And his nostrils are so flared people in the seventies would of worn them
And like Key famously said, your girls from a stable, but you need her..
So you put a bag over her head, not to fuck her.. to feed her
^nice lines.
COM - overall, great verse. you had little flaws, SOME lines that weren't really workin' for me imo. but really nice nontheless. you had a lot to say ..let's see if $pit'll capitalize on it ..
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I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
^lmao ..
better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
omg ..
I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck
$pit - goddamn ..i can only WISH to be as creative as this. i mean, you got concepts and shit poppin' out your asshole. < "Shits" crazy ..anyways, all these lines here were nice. your whole verse was pretty much nice, but these were those few that i liked.
REALLY good battle for you guys. you lightened up the week. i enjoyed reading both verses, i had some laughs every once in a while and also some "OhhhHH! SHiT!!" comments as well. overall, both of you did 352235% better than i could do - no homo.
Again, nice battle ..but, this all goes right to $pit ..those lines were harsh. loved it.
v. $pitacular
good battle COM
another knockout huh?
great battle here really worth the read fellas.... both were dope spit some funnsy shit and had some nice pic disses.... com had a real nice flip on spits nostrils lol... that was dope... spit had that sister hoops line had me rolliin..
close shit but Im'a hafta go wit spit for bein a little more consistent, good shit.
You're best in the league and if anyone could trade places with you, I would
I'm the one you showed your kids pic, coz as you've just seen.. I can lie good
ROFL i likem this punch man its funny with a personal
Prick thinks he looks like Adam Sandler, and I hate to snigger but..
...this bitch came looking more like Little Nicky... wiggered up
ROFL Altough i cant see the pick i can imagine it which is always good
$pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
Haha Nice personal man
But now he's active in a pic tourney but trust this prick to go and spoilt it
Coz who fucks that cocky that they'd take their pic shitting on the toilet?
Meh i really dint like this its more of a rhetorical question
So go and admit I'm the best, you won't get an inch of respect
But yo $pit look on the brightside.... you've got an inch of a neck
lol this was a good punch i was liking it
So use ya pay cheque and get suited and take a wash while you're looking
I'ma have to take this bitch to cleaners just to battle without puking
Hahaha I like thi its witty
And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
ROFL This was dope good shit com
And I know the toilet that pics from, but your secrets safe or your bitch'll know
But $pit next time, atleast stand infront of the hole where ya dick'll go
Dont Understand this =\
Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee
This was a dope/Funny punch
And according to you its a mismatch, but after this shit you'll turn bitch fast
You even took a pic of yourself.. puckering up ready to kiss ass
rofl Nice
But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
Hahahahaha I saw that Nie personal
He'll need E.R. when we're brawlin' then drop out the league when I scorn him
And his nostrils are so flared people in the seventies would of worn them
Im not feeling this one.
So I'll burst your ballon, I'm being disrespected by a goon..
..who posted shit which looked more like a pic of his reflection, in a spoon
Ok this was a statement
I'm glad this ain't face to face, and althought it leave supplies narrow
I'd rather that than being close to guys wearing eye shadow
No
And like Key famously said, your girls from a stable, but you need her..
So you put a bag over her head, not to fuck her.. to feed her
rofl Nice
$pit
I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
Hahaha Nice Opener
get chalked quick.. won't even talk shit. you're just a con bluffing
hoe you never mouth-off.. cuz I always see your mouth ON something
OMFGROFL Nice Fucking punch
all bitchy over a deadline. what's worse, I never knew you were like that
Hens fed off you? be real... he ate your verse like a light snack
Ok But this concept is really played
now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
WOW this punch was real dope
what's COM about? idk.. I'm still tryin to find out
only cat I ever seen win the title.. start cryin n' sign out
HAHAHAH Great Personal
better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
Once again real nice
call yourself a legend in the making.. a true artist.. prophetic
next month must be your time... cuz July so much it's pathetic
Nah not feeling this one
hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
HAHAHAHHAHA Hilarious
I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
OMFG hahaha Great Wordplay
when I look at you.. I don't see a beast.. more like a geek freak
watch how easy my punches fold ya face. I mean damn it's already pre-creased
Nice Real Nice
I'm dope.. my fist's the proof. you're not.. so you get the boot
sportin a brass chain.. n' topped it off with a pair of ya sister's hoops
Nah Not liking this very much
your style's definitely original... what can I say you're insane
not to mention your nostrils gotta flair that would put a flamer to shame
Nice
ya jaw line's damn near invisible. n' ya skin looks too fair to me
but I guess this is what a text God looks like. after months of chemotherapy
ROFL Funny ass punch
I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck
Hahahaha
ya lack of social skills is apparent. you need some help you're a loner
knew I'd punish you like a parent.. so you pictured yourself in the corner
Nice
Quotables
-Com
You're best in the league and if anyone could trade places with you, I would
I'm the one you showed your kids pic, coz as you've just seen.. I can lie good
$pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
And according to you its a mismatch, but after this shit you'll turn bitch fast
You even took a pic of yourself.. puckering up ready to kiss ass
But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee
Quotables
-$pit
I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
get chalked quick.. won't even talk shit. you're just a con bluffing
hoe you never mouth-off.. cuz I always see your mouth ON something
now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
what's COM about? idk.. I'm still tryin to find out
only cat I ever seen win the title.. start cryin n' sign out
better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck
Vote = $pit for more Consistancy
Dom = Tay for the record
$pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
But now he's active in a pic tourney but trust this prick to go and spoilt it
Coz who fucks that cocky that they'd take their pic shitting on the toilet?
And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
lmfao
And according to you its a mismatch, but after this shit you'll turn bitch fast
You even took a pic of yourself.. puckering up ready to kiss ass
vs.
I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
all bitchy over a deadline. what's worse, I never knew you were like that
Hens fed off you? be real... he ate your verse like a light snack
hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
when I look at you.. I don't see a beast.. more like a geek freak
watch how easy my punches fold ya face. I mean damn it's already pre-creased
lmao
I'm dope.. my fist's the proof. you're not.. so you get the boot
sportin a brass chain.. n' topped it off with a pair of ya sister's hoops
ya jaw line's damn near invisible. n' ya skin looks too fair to me
but I guess this is what a text God looks like. after months of chemotherapy
damn dope battle here. i think spit just killed it though, if u refer to com as it :p. i only quoted the lines that made me laugh or was just harsh and there was still a shit load of quotables from both. i wouldve quoted com's 30 lines punch but i used the same exact concept against feebs 2 weeks ago, so it wasnt that appealing to me. but still, dope battle here. congrats to our new champ, spit.
v/ spit
You're best in the league and if anyone could trade places with you, I would
I'm the one you showed your kids pic, coz as you've just seen.. I can lie good
$pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
And according to you its a mismatch, but after this shit you'll turn bitch fast
You even took a pic of yourself.. puckering up ready to kiss ass
But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee
vs.
I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
get chalked quick.. won't even talk shit. you're just a con bluffing
hoe you never mouth-off.. cuz I always see your mouth ON something
now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
what's COM about? idk.. I'm still tryin to find out
only cat I ever seen win the title.. start cryin n' sign out
better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck
there were more lines that i coulda quoted for spit.. com came nice as fuck.. but spit just came extremely nice
great battle people
V/$pit
hit my battle up yall
You're best in the league and if anyone could trade places with you, I would
I'm the one you showed your kids pic, coz as you've just seen.. I can lie good
i didnt really like this
Prick thinks he looks like Adam Sandler, and I hate to snigger but..
...this bitch came looking more like Little Nicky... wiggered up
nah,i really didnt like this at all man lol
$pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
alright, kind of a stretch and not that hard hitting
But now he's active in a pic tourney but trust this prick to go and spoilt it
Coz who fucks that cocky that they'd take their pic shitting on the toilet?
okk, funny, you can see it, but i think you could have related the diss better than to someone being cocky
So go and admit I'm the best, you won't get an inch of respect
But yo $pit look on the brightside.... you've got an inch of a neck
no
So use ya pay cheque and get suited and take a wash while you're looking
I'ma have to take this bitch to cleaners just to battle without puking
alright
And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
nice one here
And I know the toilet that pics from, but your secrets safe or your bitch'll know
But $pit next time, atleast stand infront of the hole where ya dick'll go
nice nice
Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee
nah, no relation really
And according to you its a mismatch, but after this shit you'll turn bitch fast
You even took a pic of yourself.. puckering up ready to kiss ass
k
But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
aight, cool
He'll need E.R. when we're brawlin' then drop out the league when I scorn him
And his nostrils are so flared people in the seventies would of worn them
seen alot of flared nostril lines, but usually about actual flares, not clothing, so i liked this
So I'll burst your ballon, I'm being disrespected by a goon..
..who posted shit which looked more like a pic of his reflection, in a spoon
lol, ehhh
I'm glad this ain't face to face, and althought it leave supplies narrow
I'd rather that than being close to guys wearing eye shadow
k
And like Key famously said, your girls from a stable, but you need her..
So you put a bag over her head, not to fuck her.. to feed her
lol
I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
i liked the wordplay, i personally am not against 'violent' disses, i like them because they create alot of imagery which imo is a lost form of text
get chalked quick.. won't even talk shit. you're just a con bluffing
hoe you never mouth-off.. cuz I always see your mouth ON something
played
all bitchy over a deadline. what's worse, I never knew you were like that
Hens fed off you? be real... he ate your verse like a light snack
coulda done more with this, but it is a good personal. plus the set up was well worded
now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
ya, cool
what's COM about? idk.. I'm still tryin to find out
only cat I ever seen win the title.. start cryin n' sign out
lol, kk
better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
feelin it
call yourself a legend in the making.. a true artist.. prophetic
next month must be your time... cuz July so much it's pathetic
nahh
hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
typical clicheish line, not bad, i liked the flip on it
I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
seen it, nice flip, made me laugh
when I look at you.. I don't see a beast.. more like a geek freak
watch how easy my punches fold ya face. I mean damn it's already pre-creased
lol k
I'm dope.. my fist's the proof. you're not.. so you get the boot
sportin a brass chain.. n' topped it off with a pair of ya sister's hoops
pretty cool
your style's definitely original... what can I say you're insane
not to mention your nostrils gotta flair that would put a flamer to shame
nah, liked his flare line more
ya jaw line's damn near invisible. n' ya skin looks too fair to me
but I guess this is what a text God looks like. after months of chemotherapy
ya
I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck
ok, 'cave your chest in' lines are kinda old, again 2nd half was a nice flip though
ya lack of social skills is apparent. you need some help you're a loner
knew I'd punish you like a parent.. so you pictured yourself in the corner
ehh, alright
ok, honestly i thought this was a pretty solid battle, but i didnt like very many pic disses in it at all. i thought both could have done way better in that department, as far as actual concepts go though, Spit got him. and i'm not hate voting against com cuz of last week, i mean shit, look at the votes already. com didnt drop bad, but he didn't drop good either. and neither did spit really, he had some highpoints, but 30 lines can be alot to read and keep up a consistently solid pace of nice lines. your wording was really good tho man, and u did have some creative lines. kinda easy imo, but it wasnt a bad battle.
vote-spit