A Diss To My 7 Month Old Nephew & His Reply

I was bored so i thought it would be funny to diss my 7 month old nephew. Then to my suprise, he dissed me back & shut me down... LOL... Its pretty funny.

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A DISS TO JAYDEN MAXWELL

Forget subliminals.. im coming straight for you Jay. You cant hind behind your mom anymore. Im coming for you mama's boy.

I aint dumb man.. I dont buy his game and his act's sell.
I see you trying to take shots at me Jayden Maxwell
All these cats tell.. me to relax. Well..
I'm sorry.. but it's just not gonna happen..
I'm here to shit on your career.. like the diaper you crap in
You dont want it in rapping.. Dog, Im here for an all out brawl.
How you gonna act like u can walk with the big boys..
YOU CANT EVEN CRAWL!!!
Im'ma have a ball.. beating you fast'n with ease
Winning is a tall order.. You aint even past my knees!!
I see the way you be acting.. Crackin on how low my funds be
If you dont stop..
Im jacking the piggie bank & all of your onezies
16th & 14th.. yeah, i run these. Get off my blocks kid
And i know you got a dad...
But I'm sonning you just like your pop's did
You cant stop this.. Me? I've been ill.. You? A lil wack
Dawg, I kill 5ths of vodka.. Your still on Similac!!
Matter of fact.. I'll cut this short.. cause the beef's set
And dont even try biting punk..
Oh wait.. YOU DONT HAVE ANY TEETH YET!!!

Im saying dog, you had to come at me with all the subliminal shots... acting like you were crying but i know that was directed at me. Trying to hog all the attention from grandma Kolar.. being all cute and funny. Well buddy boy.. the fun and games are OVER!! This is war!!!

J-Max Either'd Me


You should have never opened your mouth. Now i have to do it to you. This family dont do anything unless I SAY SO...

Yo... Uh.... Yo ...Yo.. Yo... Uh.. Uh..

Was Rich's verse Worth me getting tense?
Please!!.. I Beg to Dif!!!
Cause he gave his Two Sense...and now his account's NEGATIVE!!! lol
Man, I kill wack acts.. AND YOU.. You cant faze me in a battle
I'll go & spit a Similac flow.. then smack you w/ a baby rattle.
If you try to play me.. I'll tattle...
The fact is, the Fam is Allllll Me..
If i say so.. you'll be left Home Alone like you were Macauly...
Caulkin..
I start coughin & they storm in to investigate.
Eff your hate!!!!!!
Im the King.. Your a Rook..
So all you can do is look... when I Check your Mate. (lookin good Ali!!!)
I'll neglect this fake. He stays broke from day to day
I passed GNC & seen him put creatine on lay away
Hey.... you want some Cell Tech?? lol
Shiiiittt..
This idiot's so Poor.. His computer cant even spell Check!!
Holla...you need a dollar?
Sike.. Im just a tike and I stack more doe
I'll take your life savings & wipe my ass.. Just For Show!!
Plus Im Sooooo...
Fly in my Onzie, White Tee or Wifey's
Its likely.. you'll find me in a crisp pair of Nike's
While Rich be in some tight jeans... old kicks & a faded hat
Rocking a Retro Look ... that never should have made it back
Face it.. YOUR WACK!!! You never should have started hating
Attacking my age... But to guess yours we need Carbon Dating.
Its hard debating.. your age, but i know your sure to be..
collecting some checks for your Social Security.. lol
Im ill.. theres no cure for me!! You?? You need to get right..
Cause I just took a shit.. Rich...guess who's the wet wipe??

Shit... i just wiped my ass with you. Next time dont open you mouth. Stay in your lane punk. You dont want it with J-Max. I run this family. From now on dont speak unless spoken to.... Aight mom, im bored with this idiot. Get me changed.. im gonna take a nap.

Replied to two pieces.. Vortex & EvilJester

Damn, Evolve...

That shit was hilarious...I'd pretty much say legendary in the way that my "Penis Revolt" was legendary...

Great insight...and fuckin funny as shit.

Cuz the shit is so true.

I remember all you're saying...just gotta think back to when my 4 year old was that size.

All runnin the house...

Cuz THEY control when you sleep, when you eat...when you go out, when you come back...that little motherfucker, I mean...you love em to death...would die for em...but that little motherfucker sure does kick your ass and take your fuckin name when he/she first arrives. Several times a night they're up to feed...to shit...to piss...or just to fuckin cry. Damn...I remember my JC just bawling and bawling...pushing the bottle you're trying to give her the fuck away from her face. Diaper dry as a motherfucker...they're not too hot, they're not too cold...they don't want their fuckin binky...

BUT IT WON'T STOP CRYING!!!

I swear...a couple of times me and wifey literally had to leave the house...
Get a boom box...sit in the garage...and smoke cigs and weed...
Cuz we just couldn't take hearing the crying anymore.
Don't think we were ignoring our kid...we had a camera on her and the monitor with us so we could still SEE her in the garage. Just had the volume lowered on it.
Needed the peace.

So yeah...I can see how it'd be easy to write a diss to the little one.
And this shit was tight...


All these cats tell.. me to relax. Well..
I'm sorry.. but it's just not gonna happen..
I'm here to shit on your career.. like the diaper you crap in
You dont want it in rapping.. Dog, Im here for an all out brawl.
How you gonna act like u can walk with the big boys..
YOU CANT EVEN CRAWL!!!
Im'ma have a ball.. beating you fast'n with ease
Winning is a tall order.. You aint even past my knees!!
I see the way you be acting.. Crackin on how low my funds be
If you dont stop..
Im jacking the piggie bank & all of your onezies
You cant stop this.. Me? I've been ill.. You? A lil wack
Dawg, I kill 5ths of vodka.. Your still on Similac!!
Matter of fact.. I'll cut this short.. cause the beef's set
And dont even try biting punk..
Oh wait.. YOU DONT HAVE ANY TEETH YET!!!

That shit was funny as fuck...

And then to add a retort...that was clever as shit as well...

Man, I kill wack acts.. AND YOU.. You cant faze me in a battle
I'll go & spit a Similac flow.. then smack you w/ a baby rattle.
I'll neglect this fake. He stays broke from day to day
I passed GNC & seen him put creatine on lay away
Hey.... you want some Cell Tech?? lol
Shiiiittt..
This idiot's so Poor.. His computer cant even spell Check!!
While Rich be in some tight jeans... old kicks & a faded hat
Rocking a Retro Look ... that never should have made it back
Face it.. YOUR WACK!!! You never should have started hating
Attacking my age... But to guess yours we need Carbon Dating.
Its hard debating.. your age, but i know your sure to be..
collecting some checks for your Social Security.. lol
Im ill.. theres no cure for me!! You?? You need to get right..
Cause I just took a shit.. Rich...guess who's the wet wipe??

Real nice, man...
I think this is one of your best...humor is so often missed in writing.
Everyone tries to be so damn serious and fuckin brooding. I know we all have our moments...but damn, it's nice to fuckin laugh.

Legendary.

(By the way...great lookin kid, my man)

Peace

Thanks Born. Yeah, just felt this was funny as hell. Not even what i wrote, just the whole concept of going at a baby.. LOL. He really does run the family.. but i love him to death. He can get that. And not for nothing.. but he had open heart surgery when he was born & has been through alot.. so for him to still be here is amazing in itself. Thanks for the feedback & appreciation.

HAHA..this was halarious..i enjoyed reading this all the way...

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I aint dumb man.. I dont buy his game and his act's sell.
I see you trying to take shots at me Jayden Maxwell
All these cats tell.. me to relax. Well..
I'm sorry.. but it's just not gonna happen..
I'm here to shit on your career.. like the diaper you crap in
You dont want it in rapping.. Dog, Im here for an all out brawl.
How you gonna act like u can walk with the big boys..
YOU CANT EVEN CRAWL!!!

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That was nice i liked that, great rhymes and nice multies
aight flow...

Quote:

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You cant stop this.. Me? I've been ill.. You? A lil wack
Dawg, I kill 5ths of vodka.. Your still on Similac!!
Matter of fact.. I'll cut this short.. cause the beef's set
And dont even try biting punk..
Oh wait.. YOU DONT HAVE ANY TEETH YET!!!

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haha that was tight i liked that at the end, you dont have any teeth yet
that was really cool, nice rhymes...

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Was Rich's verse Worth me getting tense?
Please!!.. I Beg to Dif!!!
Cause he gave his Two Sense...and now his account's NEGATIVE!!! lol
Man, I kill wack acts.. AND YOU.. You cant faze me in a battle
I'll go & spit a Similac flow.. then smack you w/ a baby rattle.

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haha i liked this part also, also liked the ending, then smack you
w/ a baby rattle....that was cool....good rhymes and funny shit

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Its hard debating.. your age, but i know your sure to be..
collecting some checks for your Social Security.. lol
Im ill.. theres no cure for me!! You?? You need to get right..
Cause I just took a shit.. Rich...guess who's the wet wipe??

Shit... i just wiped my ass with you. Next time dont open you mouth. Stay in your lane punk. You dont want it with J-Max. I run this family. From now on dont speak unless spoken to.... Aight mom, im bored with this idiot. Get me changed.. im gonna take a nap.

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that was wicked tight man..i was feelin that....funny shit....

overall diss drop was mad funny, creative, enjoyable to read..i give it a 9.5/10
i was feelin this drop a lot..peace~

Thanks man... appreicate it.

damn my reply just vanished and i was logged out


. i was just saying this whole piec3e is mad funny and creative. that baby boy just damned rip it.



i mean i thought E had it with this

You dont want it in rapping.. Dog, Im here for an all out brawl.
How you gonna act like u can walk with the big boys..
YOU CANT EVEN CRAWL!!!
You cant stop this.. Me? I've been ill.. You? A lil wack
Dawg, I kill 5ths of vodka.. Your still on Similac!!
Matter of fact.. I'll cut this short.. cause the beef's set
And dont even try biting punk..
Oh wait.. YOU DONT HAVE ANY TEETH YET!!!


but then J bounced right back with

Hey.... you want some Cell Tech?? lol
Shiiiittt..
This idiot's so Poor.. His computer cant even spell Check!!

and..

While Rich be in some tight jeans... old kicks & a faded hat
Rocking a Retro Look ... that never should have made it back


Its hard debating.. your age, but i know your sure to be..
collecting some checks for your Social Security.. lol
Im ill.. theres no cure for me!! You?? You need to get right..
Cause I just took a shit.. Rich...guess who's the wet wipe??


hell yeah . . this whole joint was hott. best battle i seen in a minute f'sho. .. makes me wanna start up sum text battlin again n up my game . coz ya'll made the wordplays and punches flow like they supposed to. yeah this was all original. .. shit was g'd up


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yeah this was great... you brought in some great elements like the rattle... had me rolling... running the house and just suddenly barging in... the reply was pretty good too... prob made it better cause of the two views... put it i n retrospect... i liked how it was pretty much a diss track but you pulled it off with a funny edge nice work... it flowed well and all the basics... so no worrys there... great work keep at it... gigs

hit up my newest...

Thanks for the feedback man. Anyone else?

Any more feedback?

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Originally Posted by Evolve

Any more feedback?

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not if you dont ;)

funny...........Long, but worth the read..

You got me in stitches...

~Grim

Thanx.

I dont know... I didn't really find it funny. It just felt kind of stupid. *Shrug* I can never find text funny. Commedy is all in the delivery for me... If you audio'd this it would probally be hilarious, but I don't know how anyone can really be "in stitches" from reading something. Sorry man, maybe I'm just lame or whatever, but I didnt laugh at all.

Sorry I couldnt leave more feed but its not really one of those piece I can really break down and get into the elements with you about.

I'd apreciate it if you could leave feedback on my new Om:
"When the Elephant Walks..."
http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=287748

Its not what i wrote.. its the whole concept of me going at a 7 month old. Not everything in text has to be bleek & poetic like the stuff you write. Sense of humor is important... an Elephant Walking isnt.

The elephant walking is actually the most insignificant point of the piece. And I wasn't bashing this, just leaving feedback and explaining how and what I felt... My bad for not being an extention of your penis like the majority of the board.

Thats fine.. My penis is big enough without you on it.

Damn.. this dropped 4 pages... lol. Last up.

I liked it. It was funny at times, but the most funny part was the concept of you going at a 7 month old infant ahaa. I liked how you put both views together, very original piece, very mind boggling. I enjoyed this because you put the child's view on you and your lifestyle, and you put some 'punchlines' together to rank on the child's age and the baby stages of life. Great job putting this together, I liked it alot.

This was really funny as I can totally relate to it. I think you should see https://www.retail-insider.com/artic...ses-in-college and how they reacted to it when they were in a similar situation.

http://disc.yourwebapps.com/Indices/195958.html#86942 go here

This was pretty funny and creative even though borderline disturbing to be so mad at a kid, but even funnier some people really do get jealous type - not saying you did but reminded me of people who do. Of course your medals you know more about writing then me but the flow was amazing and the humor actually made me smile. It was mad cute.