i need to do more but this is what i got so far:
man im from that UK land,
so im gonna show you some UK slang,
we'r english jus face it,
lets start you off with some basics,
so if you have sex its a shag,
if you want a cigarette its a fag,
if someones strange then their rum,
we call a bottom or buttocks a bum,
if you snitch then your a grass,
a bum is the same thing as a arse,
if your showing off then your flash,
having a piss is called having a slash,
a grass is the same thing as a rat,
when we say vagina we call it a twat,
having a cum is like having a spunk,
yo a twat is the same thing as a cunt,
you either 'want some' or you start runnin,
energy from fighting makes you fuckin buzzin,
if your an idiot then your a spanner,
if your taking a look then your havin a gander,
yo buns normally come in a batch,
a cunt is the same thing as a snatch,
if you get thrills then its a buzz,
police are either called old bill or the fuzz,
if shes been fucked shes just been ragged,
if somethings been stolen its just been blagged,
if your on a drug your havin a trip,
if your sleeping your having a kip,
you can call a remote the flicker,
if your a child then your a nipper,
if its fake, its a farce,
a selfish person is called a tight arse,
a bum boy takes it in the rear,
if you'v got drugs you call it gear,
to drive quickly is to burn rubber,
if somethings hard then its a bugger,
to smoke you have a toke,
if your a man then your a bloke,
if you killed someones daughter,
then your a killer, which is bang out of order.
