Except for the usual make out or blow job through a bucket of popcorn?
Sometimes we like to go to horror flicks and sit next to random girls and grab their boobs/ass during scary scenes and see if they even notice.
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Except for the usual make out or blow job through a bucket of popcorn?
Sometimes we like to go to horror flicks and sit next to random girls and grab their boobs/ass during scary scenes and see if they even notice.
jacked off to brokeback mountain
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Originally Posted by Ha Style
gotta love chappelle for that idea anyway the freakiest thing i've done is watch the whole entire movie.
WTF id punch you in your face and nuts if you ever tried to touch my boobs..shoot that'll be a movie ppl would pay to see
I'm not talking about shit everyone does. Be original.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marvin's. Gay.
If I was ninja status you wouldn't even notice I grabbed your boobs. All you'll see is a flicker in time and your nipple missing cuz it's in my hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by EdgySista
If I was sexy status, you'd fall into a state of extacy. You get lost in the most powerful trance that you've ever experienced.
seriously tho
there was a few times the projector peoples were women, i was sending them popcorn as a sign of affection.
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Originally Posted by Marvin's. Gay.
akward, however i am not suprised
Fondled.
hey how do i post a battle against someone..?
who cares about you. you're white.
rofalomo... I pictured you going to the movies all Casanova style in a black tux 2 sizes too small.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marvin's. Gay.
I might try becoming a projectionist part time cuz you can do other shit while the movie plays.
lol at ha styles i bet you save up your money every week just to go to the movies and grab on some T&A lol but i cant blame you i bet that the closes you can get to them what a shame i bet the women feel ashame for you to that's why they prob just let yall do it poor ha styles gonna die a virgin
yeah then you can do what i said in the first post without disturbing someone's popcorn. :azn:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ha Style
You are such a bad flirt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolli Baby713
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Originally Posted by Ha Style
no disrespect i just want to argue
One of these other losers probably would love to talk to you because you're a girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolli Baby713
1986...
I pulled a Cheddar Bob on myself...only with a knife...
During the Texas Chainsaw Massacre II...
Drank way, way too much Old Grandad...straight...
Then went to the movies with these two chicks...I'd fucked em both before, but this wasn't gonna be one of those nights so I decided to get drunk as shit since there was no chance of play.
Anyway...
We're watching the movie...that cat on screen is picking at his head with a wire coat hanger and eating what he picks off...
The movie's going...shit's creepy...
That plate headed self flesh eater is fucking around with his staright razor...
Naturally, in my drunken state...I have to pull out the knife I had on me at the time...about a 6 inch, sharp on both sides, boot knife...
I'm waving the shit in the air...sitting in the theater...
Both the girls I'm with are like, "Damn...put that shit down! Put that shit outta sight, someone's gonna call security!" Blah, blah, blah...
So, after a few minutes of them bitching at me, I'm like, "Fine! You want me to put the knife down, I'll put the fuckin knife down!!!"
Now, I thought I was gonna slam the blade down into the theater seat...specifically the arm rest...
But I guess in my drunken state...I misjudged...plus, it's dark in a theater...
So I ended up sinking that blade about 2 inches into my right thigh.
Shit was standing straight up...
The girls wigged the fuck out...I pulled the knife outta my leg like it was no thang...and it prolly wasn't, I couldn't feel a thing (Ole Grandad)...
But the girls dragged me outta the theater anyway...blood soaking that pants leg almost all the way to my shoes...
Somewhere along the way I blacked out...can't remember shit...
Maybe loss of blood and all the booze, I dunno.
Just know I woke up the next day, in my own bed...
T shirt still on, pants off and wounded leg bandaged makeshift-like with a towel and gauzetape...
Turns out my girls drove me home, I passed out in the car...
They managed to get me upstairs to my apartment, get my pants off and tend to the wound as best as they could...
But then they left my ass there...didn't stay to see that I'd be aight.
Bitches!
Whatever though...I was a raging drunk ass that night. I deserved it!
There's my story.
Unless you wanna count all the Rocky Horror Picture Shows I saw at Midnight...cats dressing up like the characters...us throwing toast and firing water guns in the air...
DOING THE FUCKIN TIME WARP!!!
Anyone here old enough to have done that shit over Rocky Horror?
rofalkdjfaidfjadfjakdfjai!!!! See you in a future episode of Cops.Quote:
Originally Posted by Born To Kill
eww get rid of your sig man...
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Originally Posted by Ha Style
Lmao this has nothing to do with movie theaters but you reminded me of this one hillarious piece comedy. Back like 3 years ago me and my 2 friends Henry and Adrian were walking back to my place and we were walking through this little park/soccerfield/playground place and saw 2 girls sitting on one of the grassy hills. So all random we just walked up to them and sat beside them, like RIGHT with them to the point where we're almost face to face and henry sad behind them ont he grass lmaoooooo We sat there just staring at them with a face like "well?" lmao They were like WTF, and they started smiling all confused then Henry's like "Hi". They ended up talking to us for like 30 minutes lmaoo
It was the most hillarious thing. Interrupting random people on the street and joining their convo out of nowhere like you're best friends is golden.
Umm...had sex.
i actualyl sat and watched a whooollleee movie once.
anyone who knows my add (that i think i have) knows thats crazy :noor:
I fell asleep during X-men.
I don't really do anything in the movies but throw shit and actually watch the movie.
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*wears a toothbrush hat*
*brushes your knee hair*Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanja
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*runs from a rabbid moose*
Blah...
No one remembers Rocky Horror!
The hotdog trick:evilgrin:
But the result wazn't to good:(
Shouted Mazoltov after passion of the Christ.
i tossed a brick once......i heard someone get hit and pretended nothing happened
out of nowhere i screamed at the guy nex to me IM NOT GAY I DONT WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU! he didnt know what to do there
The freakiest thing hmmm
probably goin to a see a cheerleadin teen movie with me and the KY lube...
freakiest thing i want to do is attach 16 roman candles on a skateboard light them and fly past the ticket ripping guy so i can get a free movie
that's not freaky, just corny and stupid.
freaky would be dipping your balls onto the head of the person in front of you.
Got my dicc succ'd around ALOT of people . .
merked that pee pee in the background
I went streakin through a movie theatre or str8 have sex in tha front row
finger banged the girl that worked there and then sex played her lol
okay now to long about I saw the movie hostel with my boy and my girlfriend at the time. Everybody was bugging out during certain scenes and shit but there was one chick behind me who kept laughing at the dumbest parts which werent even funny. So i had smoked lil green earlier and i decided to mock her and laugh real loud right after she finished. Well this dumb bitch nudges my seat with her foot and mumbles something about me to her home girl. Since my gf was scared of the chicks i decided to take measures into my own hands. I made fun of her again and she nodged my seat real hard so I slowly got up went to the seats behind her row and excused myself as i stepped over peoples legs i told the girl behind her he might want to move back a lil bit and i kicked the shit out of her chair about 3 or 4 times and said nodge my seat again.
well i got bannged from the movie theater for a year and the chick cried her ass out and everyone locked at me as the enemy
dumb ass bitch
and this is freaky how????????????????