Alastor vs Tha-Joka & {REDRUM} vs Twizted

15lines max 30min each battle
Team win (House rules)
Alastor vs Tha-Joka (goes 1st)
{REDRUM} vs Twizted (goes 2nd)
Pick who goes first in each battle

In... Why didn't you put me on the poll???

I'm the dopest one in here.. :)

Whateva, I'm going 10.

it wouldn't let me but 4 so i put who i was battling

Yo Alastor I thought u were going to drop lol u must be look'n for a crazy merk'n with all this damn time wasted but drop the verse damn.....

Since Alastor doesnt want to stay online long enough to drop a battle im going to just drop my shit vs Twizted so give me about 10min and im done with this shit

Nigga you’ve defeated quite a few, so I won’t down size the kid
If lyrical death is real, here’s the coffin, are you old enough to close the lid?
You’ve got it Twisted if you think, I’m gonna get merked by this rug rat
It’s time to eat you up, lose to you? nigga I’d rather be Rubin Studdard fat
Why am I even here battling this brat? I’d rather sit on aol, and just chat
You thought you were a bastard, well you just found you dad, how do you like that
They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer, so YOU cant go far
Fuck it, lets finish this battle at the studio, SHIT, your not old enough to operate a car
Don’t turn your “back”, I’ll stab, its not just “wards”, why they call me “REDRUM”
I spelled wrong for a “reason”, don’t give me one, to cut you in pieces the size of your thumb
Your over rated, dead weighted, a nobody, just a battling by standard
Your not a main part, important, or recognized, just a tag along, nothing but standard
Don’t battle a beast and get ate, your raps are all right, easily misplaced and erased
It’s Christmas time, too bad you didn’t hit puberty, you’ll have to take back those bras
I killed you in 15bars, son I forgot to ask, how was your picture with Santa Claus

Nigga you going to thro your verse down or what (Twizted) throw that shit down

wtf i didnt know about this yet o well ima up against alastor right well tell em to drop first

redrum dont post in here agian or els ull be dq-ed

I'll take over for twizted if needed....just say the word jokes....

Oh lol I didnt know I was ina a battle, gimme a couple minutes.

Murder? Fuck this 28 year old newb you'll be know as D' REDRUM
Threatning me with a fat bitch (santa) like you ain't fucking dumb.
I ain't even know you were dissing me: chicks dont make sounds
If you even made the title "dawg" you'd get thrown in the pound.
Look little kid I shouldn't need a mirror to understand your name
You in here with a fucking hose like your ass is throwin' flames.
For real though making fun of my age is getting really fucking old
In here trying to beat Twizted with a plank of wood: just hit gold.
The northerner's retarded kindergratners could beat your best's ass
You in here swingin' a shovel at a brick wall like your going to pass.
You in here rapping like you just got paid when your leaving on debt
Kid you couldn't beat me if i was in a wheelchair and fuckin illiterate.
Man you practically a fag bent over on a couch handing me a paddle:
Because I just beat your ass down a bumpy trail South without a saddle.

btw joka
you need to delete some pms
your folders full

Ahahahaha Alastor you gonna spit now?

No, he's dropping first, not me. Tell Joka to go.

He aint online, you gotta man....

Aight, check it...
Kid, u're just meat to emcess, and God ain't make mistakes
So I'll take a step up the food chain, & be raisin' the steaks
Ur just fuel for the record kid, you ain't big, get out my way
I'll give u ur present loss, even though xmas was yesterday
The Fat Lady has sang, kid, Joka can't take his eyes off her
I'd make you pay in this battle, but you have nothin' to offer
Goin' back to school on time, cause ur verses need revision
Can't get a better look at this battle on a damned television
Lookin' at ya verse to CBS, you're dead, it's Showtime, hoe
Cause all that intereference up in your brain is ruinin' my HBO
Later

*LOL at this bullshit, I gotta go though.*

....Look you spit I thank you but dont call it bullshit.... he is signed off so its your job to keep the battle goin'.

*yawn*wtf God why'd you spit so early wtf man shoulda waited till today...owell here it is this isn't completely fair but oh well i could use the elevation

This nigga is like God on Harley...leisurely rasin fate
ill appear with tha grim reapa and seal is soul-less faith
what happened to Alastor?Dante put em back in the sheathe
funny how your name is God but your feelin hell's heat
You have no essence left...Mother Nature jusst checked out
no body wants you now...like little kids and sour-crout
but atleast your tryin tho you cant affect "Human Will"
so everything you spit the voters wont hear or feel
so you'd best get back to bein a janitor in ur own facility
cause its pointless tryin to change lives when your in 6 feet

*not feelin up to it today*

Well thats it so its Redrum vs Twizted & God vs Tha Joka #1(Redrum and God) #2(Twizted and Tha Joka who won outa the two teams sorry for the free post u can vote now though

Yo, this is open for votes now yall.

I'm waiting to see some feedback. :thumbup:

FEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN GGGGGGGGGGGGg

Heh... how?

Anyway we need some voters for the team battle...

who fed.....i didnt so dont evn accuse me of that man i do blind spits all day so it aint me n i kno it aint Twiz

;_; new name everytime a battle goes by!

can 1 person please vote on this damn battle....please....please sorry for the freepost but please.....

VOTE ON THIS BITCH PLEASE DAMN LOL THERE ISNT 1 VOTE yet SO PLEASE VOTE ON THIS DAMN BATTLE

Lmao this aint goin' no where. Someone close it for us? Or we can possibly get some voters...