My Dick Is 'Soo long', While Yours Is 'Hello'

I've given girls scars on their knees, when they use to just talk
cuz bitches always trip over my dick, like I do when I walk
so the bitches open their mouth, I tell ‘em to give it a try
but the truth is hard to swallow, and my dick is no lie
u best believe im being real, why do you challenge me?
cuz my dick aint a huge fallacy, its just a huge phallus, see
i keep bitches happy and clean, see it aint just about the fun
deep throatin my cock is a good time ‘n a colostomy in one
so you wear extra large protection? what is that proving?
fuck magnums, my dick comes strapped with an oozie
not even the biggest condom fits!, u'd have trouble as well
benzino put my dick in the source, cuz its too big fo double XL
they act like scared troy chicks, if i ever rock condoms son
bitches call me the Trojan Horse, because im hung like one
I talked bout jimmy hats for a minute, its something to see
Goodyear went broke tryna make a custom condom for me
so durin sex, im confessin- i only use IVs for my protection
becuz i need blood transfusions just to support my erection
im always at confession, God always forgave me my crimes
and you can say he gave me an inch, about fourty-eight times
theres pride amongst friends, jacking off, pissing, but shit man
how many kids do you know also equipped with a kick stand?
Im not a real kinky fan, I guess I like a bitch that’s a moaner
but the definition of golden shower,
…is goin to the bathroom after I piss with a boner
im even too much for a fat chick, because dammit the fact is
fedex n UPS went on a joint venture just to handle my package
ur hung like a hobbit, while I can hang around the black kids
call me gandolf, cuz my white shaft hits the ground like magic
for real, the black myth? i no longer think they are pretending
cuz im a white boy, and my dick is fucking racist against me
sex with me is a religious experience, now your bitches will see
cuz after the missionary position, they’ll take a vow of celibacy
so if ur not stocked, its got to be shitty, really something to pity
every guy has a member, but i got a motherfucking committee

Hah! :thumbup:

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=154803

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=154357

what tha fuck
but I like your raw attitude
It's what tha real world is missing

Yo thanks for the peep man, appreciated...

That was fuckin funny shit lololol loved it and was so easy to read, man you are comedy. Lokin forward to more of that.
Peace

Lol. This piece was hilarious. I only came on here because the title made me think it would be laughably bad, but I was very much mistaken. Some very funny concepts, and seriously comic punches (in a good way). The kick stand line was excellent, and the closing line was superb. Very good stuff. I think I'll look out for more of your stuff. The only thing I can really say is that you should try and put this piece up again with a name people are more likely to read. The one you've given it at the moment makes it seem like it's going to be some talentless idiot trying to tell everybody he's good. I'll leave that up to you. This was a really funny piece though, and it's a shame more people haven't commented on it.

I agree with the last guy i was thinkin this would be stupid but it was great... the flow was choppy... and not quitw right in places but i was to busy laughin to care.. nice post...

that was very creative piece, hope to hear more of this.......

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I agree with the last guy i was thinkin this would be stupid but it was great... the flow was choppy... and not quitw right in places but i was to busy laughin to care.. nice post...

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Best Comedic Performance goes to.....

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Sir Loin!!

lmao this shit is funny....ya u deserve that ^^, nice structure to this ''piece''
funny as can be tho man.........

lmfaooo.. i actually 'lol`ed'.. 'twas a great piece.. flow was nice.. but the content.. shit had me rolling.. just about every line ended funny.. great shit man.. really great.. i was expecting wack shit.. n' you gave me ill n' funny.. props.

Yo good looks y'all, aprreciate the feed...and glad to hear y'all had some laughs.

i agree with everyone else lol this shit was funny and actually made sense lol post some more funny shit up ill be glad to look at it

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i agree with everyone else lol this shit was funny and actually made sense lol post some more funny shit up ill be glad to look at it

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I'm usually on the battle/flex type shizz, I may do another comical piece in the future...either way keep an eye out for ANY of my shit aight... :evilgrin:

Thanks y'all

Uppin this shizz before I roll to work...

Another up...

I was feeling this ish man. Good flow and I loved the flips. Some concepts were played, but overall it felt all fresh to me. And yeah, dat shit's funny.

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I was feeling this ish man. Good flow and I loved the flips. Some concepts were played, but overall it felt all fresh to me. And yeah, dat shit's funny.

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Word-UP!

Prolly my last up on this ish, so get your feed in while you can :guy:

Like everyone else I sighed and my head drooped when I read the title and thought to myself "ugh, anuth whack ass herbish piece"...and the concept is whack...but you had some hilarious lines....good metas.....this was seriosuly funny man...lotsa quotables...good wordplay...funny ish man...nice drop

you bit the title !

cam even had it in his sig at one point .

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you bit the title !

cam even had it in his sig at one point .

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Yo I don't even know who the fuck cam even is man....

Good looks Lyric, :evilgrin: