Sex!

SEX IS A TEMPTATION
CAUSED BY A SENSATION
WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATION
IN A WOMAN'S VENTILATION
DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?
OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?

SKY IS BLUE
WATER IS WET
I'LL MAKE YOU CUM
I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT
PRESSED AGAINST MY BODY
MOVIN UP AND DOWN
SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY
WE WILL MOVE THE GROUND

SEX IS EVIL
SEX IS A GAME
ONE NIGHT OF PASSION
NINE MONTHS OF PAIN
BABY'S A BASTARD
FATHERS A GIT
ALL BECAUSE THE CONDOM SPLIT!

SEX IS LIKE MATH
YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES
ADD THE BED
DIVIDE THE LEGS
THEN MULTIPLY!

ROSES ARE RED
GRASS IS GREEN
OPEN YOUR LEGS
AND I'LL FILL YOU WITH CREAM

HICKERY DICKERY DOC
DIS BYTCH WAS SUCKIN MY COCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO
I DUMPED MY GOO
AND DUMPED HER AT DA END OF THE BLOCK!!!

SEX IS GOOD
SEX IS FINE
DOGGY STYLE OR 69
JUST FOR FUN
OR GETTING PAID
EVERYONE LIKES GETTING LAID

SEX IS EVIL
SEX IS A SIN
SINS ARE FORGIVEN
SO STICK IT IN!!! :hump: :thumbup:

LMMFAO! You have got to be kidding me........well anyway before i give you any feedback i would like to know if this is something you put time into or are you just fucking around?

Lol Aree You Kiddin......offcourse Im Fuckin Around!!! Its Funny Shit Yo :)

UM I think biting is just gay and against the rules anyway, cuz that whole verse was just a collection of twisted nursery ryhmes, that even my grandma knows. So yeah, at least you made me laugh like mad for a minute. Props for that, but then again Im high, so I'd probably bust up laughing for just about anything...

:) Yaaaa But Come On Bounce Isnt It Nice To Jus Laugh For A Bit......

ya its nice ta laugh but not when u bit.....if you just wanted ppl to laugh at this u shoulda put it in the emcee interaction spot

Aight Check It Out Playa, If Dats What You Think, Den Send Your Ass The Fuck Ova To Emcee Interaction, Next Motha Fucka Ta Bug Me Bout It Better Battle Me! Now Plz Fuck Off........aight Peace Playa! :)

Lol that was funny... Well, kinda funny...

But you stole some shit that eveybody knows, like prolly all of it. But still, it was funny and made me laugh. Don't tell me you too so much time writing it? Coz that can be writtin in like a minute lol... But anyway, it was good... Keep doin' funny shit

Yo hit this up and drop some feedback

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=130620

Peace

LMAO...man ur verse was so funny....haha....whea did u steal this from you health teacher....LOL

yo man this shit is week ......we in this for real hip hop hop real rymes and real shit..........................and everything you said was fake ass nursery rhyme shit.........raise up man and throw out some real lyrics................if want to laugh go watch 8 mile .......................if you wanna see real check......
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?=130275

half of that verse was stolen from primary school kids lines..

sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69... man, old ass shit...

lol...You need to leave 2 links to 2 open mics that you left feedback on or this gets closed, Thanks.

HOLY SHIT!!! LMFAO!!!!!!! that's tha funniest damn thing i've ever read in my life! Oh, boy, good job! the structure was all over tha place, and there was one part that didn't rhyme at all, so work on that if ya want, but I'd rather ya keep on wit tha funny shit! keep it up.

Ya Mon, I Dun Careeeee, I Post What I Want, And That Was Jus Copy And Paste Shit, But Some God Daaam Funny Shit Tho, Whoever Needed Dat Laugh It Was Fo You, All The Rerst Can Suck My Dick! Peaceeee

yo i love SEX, but man this verse was decent.it was okay.I guess.Nice Job in tryin to portray SEX.I HAVE A better IMAGE THAN You.I think.well keep on writing..so you can get better.

Closed, No Links....And I Think We All Heard These Other Places...He Didnt Write Them lol.