Subserviant Chicken

This shit is hilarious.... just type in simple commands and watch

http://www.subservientchicken.com

been playing with this all day. tell him to "rock on"
and tell him to mastrubate. both pretty funny outcomes.

Lol..

I said 'die' and he did..

Tho its pre-recorded of course.

tell him to leave... funny


or cry

or kick

or dance

is it pre recorded? i told him to eat imaginary food and he did it

yea it is... but they must have done it for hundreds of commands

Yeah..

Tell him to jump on the couch or some shit.

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Originally Posted by Provoked

Lol..

I said 'die' and he did..

Tho its pre-recorded of course.

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Scary. He took out an invisible knife and stabbed himself. :shocked:

tell him to leave... shit's funny

i told him to choke himself and he did, its dope

he does YMCA

Lol @ How he kills himself.

He's got magical powers. I told him to turn off the lights. So he crosses his arms over his chest and the screen turns black.



























Lazy fuck couldn't walk over to the lamp and switch it off. Nooooo, he had to flaunt his supernatural abilities. :cussing:

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Originally Posted by juicy

he does YMCA

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he does the robot to,

tell him to break dance, its dope

how gay

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Originally Posted by C-Section

he does the robot to,

tell him to break dance, its dope

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he did the worm! niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

I saw this months ago... I thought it was a live recording though, not pre-recorded... cause I said some shit like flip me off with both hands while standing on the chair, how can that be pre-recorded haha...

this is fucking hilarious... it dies very dramatically when u tell it to

but it doesnt listen sometimes.... when i say masturbate, it just shakes its finger at me

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Originally Posted by wogzta

but it doesnt listen sometimes.... when i say masturbate, it just shakes its finger at me

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ya thats what i like.

Well I thought it was a chick. So after I told her to stand on the couch then sit down and she listened, I told the whore to strip...She ignored me!!! The audasity of that bitch. She should be happy to strip for me. Pffftt, I'm going to go get Emerge's chick to bark like a dog. I'm bored.

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Originally Posted by wogzta


but it doesnt listen sometimes.... when i say masturbate, it just shakes its finger at me

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ya thats what i like.

^ err... mate... it was a joke... are you feeling ok?

make a chicken sandwhich.