MOB |Versus| JONESY_UK

10 lines max
I spit first
Why did you make it a fun battle? Im guna kill you.

Spit be 12am or be dq'd

Peace It

lol jonsey.......you fool
Oh and I meant 12 lines max, spit asap kid

Here we go, kid you make me sick like Tap water in Mexico
God turned water to wine but could never get ur Text to Flow
J's lines are Immature just like himself from Bottom to Top
If he went to New York for New years his balls still wouldnt Drop
I hope prior to this u practiced, sat down and Rehearsed
Cuz ur about to get screwed up like a Drill in Reversed
I'm Battling Emcee Coors, watch me take this kid Light
L's verses are Barqs solf drinks, each line really Bites
If your Looking for a loss, Check In and there It Is
Cuz in here you'll last longer than Celebrity Marriages
Couldnt work bars as an Acrobat, your makin me so Tired
Ya styles all fuckin messed up like High Intesity Blow Dryers


Try and top it

ok man check it


To beat me in a battle u’ll need to study ya rhymes for hours/
Cos ma rhymes drop bombs as hard as bin ladens did on da twin towers/
Ya thought u were da best MC until ya knew I been found/
After hearin my rhyme ya sweatin like Michael jackson in a childrens play ground/
When I seen ya lines I realise u cant beat me fool/
Ya got more chance in findin pussy in a all boyz school/
You don’t freestyle.. you dick ride…I hate bitches like you … that fuk da same sex/
Did u know boy if ya fuk another boy there some damn side effects!!/
Ya been lookin for ya daddy for ages bitch…..now ya being haunted!!//
If ya wanna find his ass just tune in da AMERICA’S MOST WANTED!!/
Ill end this shit now cos im a busy and im da main fukin G/
Tell ya moma if she want ta fuk me to be clear of da HIV

lolol k


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come on guys lets have some voting............................................ .....................

uppin.................come guys lets get some votes.

uppin............................................. .................................we need votes

can we get some votes in here guys.. just read um an drop a vote come on.

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ok lets review

this is my fav. rhyme from my man from the U.K

"Ya thought u were da best MC until ya knew I been found/
After hearin my rhyme ya sweatin like Michael jackson in a childrens play ground/"

you the punchlines on track and the rest is history

but no hate from Thorn man you were raw too
this is my fav line from you

"J's lines are Immature just like himself from Bottom to Top
If he went to New York for New years his balls still wouldnt Drop"

you made some that didnt make sense so no hate just the truth

but this battle go to J from the U.k

no hate from Thorn,you did alright

vote: JONESY_UK

I wish i could vote but i cant, i aint got enough posts.
This battle was slam afta slam, but UK's last rhyme was a hoax
I saw 8 mile Em used that against Xzibit
I bet Jonesy had a huge smile as soon as he did it.
I liked celebrity mariages and tap water from Mexico
Also Michael Jackson around kids and at an all boyz school not findin a hoe'
But on the account of the twin towers and the rhyme without research
Thorn was barely able to pull this one out his ass with tweezers

boy is right
this boy was biting out of a movie!
ha ha ha ha AH ha ha :laugh:

what man? i didint bite nothin, in 8 mile he says
quote
'whats with all tha gay jokes g'
cos ur the one with HIV'


aight neway uppin for more votes........................................... yo doc didnt u poll ya vote?

uppin for some votes ill return with an honest vote on ur battle aswel........................hey doc can ya poll ya vote man?

will summ1 plz vote.............................................. .............

come on guys uppin!!!!!!!!!!!!!>...............................................

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Originally Posted by Thorn

My fav Bar was

Here we go, kid you make me sick like Tap water in Mexico
God turned water to wine but could never get ur Text to Flow

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Vote disqualified for inadequate feedback. Please see this thread if you need help on what qualifies as an acceptable explanation. - Axiom

that shit was a DQ and you got too so :thefinger lol

what was it a dq?>?................................................. ...............

Lol Biting From 8mile..........................thats Gr8 Child.

Jonesy_UK is DQ'ed for uppin more than five times.