God & h2o vs. One Key & T West

No confusin' bullshit at all (just follow the rules)
If you wanna battle, post at this thread
If not, DON'T POST
First two to post are on teams
It's me and h2o vs. whoever and whoever
God will set it up (today or tommorow)
No one besides a newbie or a flyweight
Don't post and say we have to do it now, if u wanna battle here, ur gonna have to wait till check in
Person on each team with the least posts spit first:
So it would be:

Whoever with less posts spits
h2o spits
Whoever with more posts spits
God spits

10-16 lines each
No hate, crew, or D/R votes
Feeding is allowed if ya really want to
(But a real MC wouldn't need to)
First person spits after check in, in the order above
(Don't break the order. If u can't handle it, don't battle)
200+ posts to vote ( no newbies at heart callin' themselves flyweights)
*I'm not one*
Good luck to all, and may this please be the first totally succesful tag team battle that I've ever seen on RapBattles. By the grace of God... LOL

Checkin' in... Come on, ya'll... And vote on the battles in my sig, please. Can't elevate without more battlin'.

Check CheCk ChecK...
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30 minutes for everybody to spit. Everybody check in.

checkin in

checkin in........................................

no hate h20 and god but t-west or one key cud beat u on there own.....i will let the merkin commence then vote

LMFAO... Just spit, T West.

Wow...God appears before me...but why ain't I cheering?...
This guy's faker than a girl wearin weave and plastic earrings!
I'll laugh in his face, he'll try to swing at me, and then miss...
Then i'll reverse wat he did...and show that he's nothing but a bitch!*
My knock has God petrified...shaking, scared to open his door...
I said im bringing duck for dinner...and God is diving the the floor!
i'll have him under the table, sitting and holding his spoon...
you'd think he's Sean Paul the way he's "stickin like glue"!
Then i'll rip and break apart, and divide h2o...
I would slow down my pace...but he already has no flow!
I leave him stable...that's why at me he can't barge...
Even check the peroidic table...water has a negative charge!
It's said that when water is declining, it increases it's pace...
That's why when he was falling into wackness...
...he quickly took all the space!
Now God destroyed water...don't credit me for doing this...
I'm just the one who beat the shit out of god...
........after he took a piss!**


*=God backwards spells "Dog"
*=Heaven is in the clouds, rain falls from the clouds, rain is water...God's urine lol

God
Dudes Name Is God...Now I Aint Believing..
Ya Creating Whackness..
......................Like Toddlers Weaving..
Gods Right, Hes In Heaven So He

Quote:

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Originally Posted by God

Can't Elevate

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Gods Already In The Sky..
..............Whys His User Title Say FlyWeight?
Tags up With H20, Cuz God Couldnt Beat Me Alone..
6th Line, Ya Already Falling..
..................................Cuz Gods Got Broken Bones!..
Line Seven And Eight, I Shall Not Try...
Im Teachin God A Murking..
.................And Hes Asking,"Why!?"...

H20
Hes Already 2, But He Still Needs A Teammate...
But Hes Confident..
......................Cuz hes With God The Great!..
The Kid Thinks Hes Tight..Thinks He Can Flow..
Lyrics Wrappin Ya UP..
......................To be Nice, I'll Add A Fuckin Bow!...
This Is Less Than Half-Assed, Hope You Win..
But Thats Doubtful..
..............Like A Planet...That Doesnt Spin!..
Last Bar, We'll Take The Chances Of A Loss...
Leavin Screamin "No!"
..Cuz i Asked If 1 More Punch Can b Tossed

Fuck I Came Weak, Sorry, I Wasnt Clickin Today...

God Your Late Around 27 Mins
One Key Late Around 27 Mins
Current Time= 7:07
Twest Your On Time
h20 Your Late Around 22 Mins

Since Twest Is ON My Team And He Wasnt Late Means

God And H20 Were Late, Your Whole Team Was Late
Twest On Time, One Key Was Late
We Win by DQ?

i feel like a magnifying glass cuz im burnen these 2 ants,
t west talks about urine but he calls himself pissypants,
this faggot bends over while t west enters him with one key,
i dont even have to read your shit to tell u dont belong in RB,
i pull out my lyrical guns and they auto-target wak mc's,
to avoid gettin blowed the fuck up these bitches are on there knees,
these two are butt buddies people should fuckin figure it out,
your feelings are hurt but your being cheered up with his dick in your mouth
the fire i spit leaves one key melting on t west,
its funny how they think we are the worst but we're really the best,

yo, we spit after the last person spits. Check the rules. I'm keyin' now.

NIce drops so far, but how late is God he makes rules and cant stick to them..........

lmao at h20's vers god u gotta cum like a true vet 2 win

i dont wanna vote becus i wanna give others a test...but r u crazy fuckin with them ......t-west will slaughter you on his bad days....lol.....*cough*MERK*cough*

Aight, check it...

These bullshit MC's wanted to try out a battle with h2o and me
But there's no tellin' when I blow niggas up, I'm a spontaneous MC
Noddin’ these kids off with no respect, no sweat running down my neck
I’ll regret and check, how I turned them into the newest MC's on the Net
I’m gaspin’ and laughin’ at ur verses, cause I’ma stay to this game rappin’
These wack MC's are more popped than 2 whole fucking bottles of Asprin’
Ya'll must be scared if we can make ya nervous enough to spit like this
Tight West and Monekey are pussy, one already has pants that smell like piss
Ya'll probably rose up in RapBattles by livin' off of dickriders like mc aines
Once h20 and God are done with ya'll, u'll be the first two "Human Stains"
I know you ain't in IJL, you musta created, ur own crew, stupid shit
One West, it's obvious that ur shit stands for "I Jack-Off Lyricists"
Me and h2o are no doubt cruisin' along this battle, rackin' votes
Next time u battle these real MC's, get that garbage out ur throats.
Later

Sorry if I'm late... this fuckin' laptop yo... It's mad hard to type. Anyway, here's my verse, drop some votes please. Uppin #1

Just because I mentioned you, mc aines, doesn't give you the right to hate. I respect if u vote for them, but don't hate. Me and you could duke it out the real way if ya wanna. Vote on the battles in my sig, people. Oh, and please give rankings, like:
1st place:
2nd place:
3rd place:
4th place:
Thanks
Later
Uppin #2... We got 'em to spare

Aight.. this was completely one sided

Punches- One Key & T West
Personals- One Key & T West
Originality- God & H2O
Structure- One Key & T West
Flow- Tied..(onekey and t west had better tho)
Multies- Neither
Overal vote...... One Key & T West

This battle was so ... Weak
h2o no hate.. but you need to elevate
God you did pretty good.. but not great
You were the best of your team..
But not enough to take the win..
One Key & T West got this hands down..

Didn't see you wanted me to do rankings..
So i'll do it now..

1st place: One Key
2nd place: T West
3rd place: God (Wannabe)
Last place: h2o

G, frankly man you need to work on your punchs. your verse sounds better than anyone else however your flow could use beeter multis and rhyme schemes and your punchs are there enough. you lack throwing anything hard and could have worked off alot more personals in you verse. Also making it so your lines are more thought out and explained would help. Like your asprin line, i mean that had the possiblity to be dope but it fell off because it didnt connect to any other lines and didnt come with enough explannation.
best bar was your opening.

h2o
the bar about "twest inters this fag with one key" heh, that was a good play off there names and an alright punch. you couldhave used more direction on your verse and strayed away from im dope gunna win type ish yea mean? i think you had some good punchs but could really use better ones/more of them that truely attack your opponent. your flow could have been improved but it was alright i suppose. some of your ish was basic but decent and compairableto your partner.


one key, i think your verse need some work. your punchs lack you didnt have that much creativity in your verse. your flow could have been done alot better, with multis and rhyme schemes. as for metaphors you lacked pretty bad. you came off to cocky and frankly your lucky twest was there. But even his ish wasnt all that really MC AINES just off his cock fuck you last bar was the best.

Twest was the only reaon they won this battle really. the waste has a negetive charge was about your best bar. your verse was decent. you had god metaphors and alrigth punchs. although nothing specilly ill it was alright. rhyme scheme was ok and could have used multis better. had the best verse over all in THIS battle.

vote-Twest and the other guy

Ok yeah i forgot peep and drop an honest vote.. get at it and ill poll vote for this battle

http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=116161

Yea Outcome, I Can Come Way Better But It Wasnt Clickin Today, Uppin

Uppin #3

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Uppin!............................................ .................

Uppin #4

Uppin #5
Please, ya'll, vote on the battles in my sig. Thanks so much, ya'll. This is a good battle. This is a good battle, so don't sleep, and please give rankings for elevation.

I think One key and t west took this one for shure

God and h2o had some originatlity, but one key and t west hands down just beat em down with flow and punches. Wordplay was also great by one key and t west. H20 you need some experience and need to peep some of the elevated front lines to learn some shit then elevate... Nice batttle but overall one key and t west takes this with harder hitting punches and good flow plus some nice wordplay.

vote One key and T west

1. Twest
2.One key
3. God
4 H2o

uppin............................................. .....

Aight. Basicly this was one sided with T-West and One Key. They had punches, personals, wittyness, and God and H2) brought nothing.

I thought T West came nicest, and then One Key, but really, God and H20 were no where close. Anyway, peep my battle.

It's been open for over a week and hasnt got one vote.

V/OneKey~T West

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...55#post1215355

Uppin............................................. ............

Vote You Lazy Kids.......................................

pretty easy to judge.......especially if i was blind lol......

Punches- One Key & T West
Personals- One Key & T West
Originality- God & H2O
Structure- One Key & T West
Flow- Tied..(onekey and t west had better tho)
Multies- Neither
Overal vote...... One Key & T West

This battle was so ... Weak
h2o PLEEZ elevate
God you did okay but still eww....
You were the best of your team...pretty much your own team
But not enough to win..
One Key & T West got this hands down.. for doing everything you did wrong, right, as well as everything else.....

Vote disqualified for inadequate feedback. Please see this thread if you need help on what qualifies as an acceptable explanation. From the get-go you were predicting a merk. You also voted with a category system which isn't allowed. - Axiom

i think ... this wasnt too bad a battle kinda weak from h20 ....god abit stretched....
twest was alright....some decent punches.....one key did good wit punches too......t played off his name nice.....some decent wordplay from both.....h20 and god....just need to elevate and get more wittiness in thier lines.....better punches and creativity....and some nice lookin structures....and eventually be decent but you got merked here fellas aint that hard to see....
vote - one & t

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MY VERDICT

Punches:One Key & T West
Personals:One Key & T West
Originality:God & H2O
Structure:One Key & T West
Flow:Both
Multies:Nobody
Overall:One Key & T West

This was an aight battle to read cause it had 4 people in it so it made it interesting God sorry to say but h2o let u down big time next time if ur gonna 2on2 dunt choose a newb choose atleast a flyweight or above.Onekey good drop and t west helped you clench this win so my vote would have to swing in favour of one key and twest.

rankings:
1st : One Key
2nd : T West
3rd : God
Last : h2o

MY VOTE: Onekey and T-west

since i havnt got 200 posts yet i'll poll my vote wen i get them right now on around 140 so 60 posts later i'll be bak to make my vote official.