LyricalJedi V MC Nookie

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No Bullshit ass votes oh hell vote for MC Nookie
y'all mothafuckas hate me anyway

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this boy's had enough, bluffin and coy from destroying cuttin rebutts//
lil star wars buff is 24, and enjoys his toys like Gluff* n 'Evermore'*//
go back to lil league, and intervene with kids in dreams//
diseased ideas of bein in teams, impeachin on infants a sin, believe it like Jim Morin*//
ill slay ya like Vader, blades are lasers, Jedi saviour//
played ya like this Major*, came out upgraded like platinum plated//
never touched the sweetest ass, or tasted mad flavoured poon tang//
gettin jacked off by two chicks hands, then blast ya sack on their tits and thank em//
so dont try this dogg next time, cause my leash is short//
ill rip you with lines, and paws your thoughts like this .org's report*//


explain:

* Who Is Gluff?
* Secret of Evermore?
* [url=http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/PedophilePriests/main.asp]Jim Morin?
* Video Gaming Major
* Not Very Hard

sweet. prolly some bits there way too old for some of these young noobs.
no hate...

12 mins. thats pretty good. including the hyperlinks as well...
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do it in under 13 mins homie............................................. .......
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the major, is a degree in video gaming................
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MC Nookie that shit weaker then Irv Gotti
MC Pookie fucked up more then two shots of the shotti
MC Dookie your shit is deader then necrophiliacs
MC Rookie I tear off your head with one punch like Kano did Jax
MC Bookie I stick ten javelins in your abodmen
I do more brain damage then eminem first LP
Your style is dookie your name is, so don't ever step to me B
Man fuck this battle I am ending the verse
Nigga your rap career like biggies body is in a hurst

God damn shit nice verse kid you got skillz so now two verses from two respectable MC's so rock the vote on this one............................................... .................................................. .................................................. ...........................

dont sleep peeps...............................
need receipts from these geeks.........
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nook vs micnificent

nook vs profit

nook vs castrol

cheers...

damn lyrical jedi why do u battle u really are wak..man
shit Mc nookie killed u quick on this site no chance of u livin

weak battle...

damn

V)te-mc Nookie

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...hreadid=105706

Peep that for HEAt.shits Sik..Plz..hitit up no dik ryders hopnest shit..

Its equippe wit barz

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leave a link and i will vote...................
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nook vs micnificent

nook vs profit

nook vs castrol

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...hreadid=105697


I LEFT A LINK KID N I VOTED
SO HIT MINE UP
IM BOUTA POLL IT SOOON LOOK I FEW MORE POST AN ILL POLL IT


Hit the link dawg lat.e

i will drop the poll vote, when you get
100 posts and vote on my shit, til then,
you dont get the vote......................
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uppin fo tha lass time geeks...............
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lol jedi....what the FUCK was that...that was everything that could be shitty.....damn u r garbage.....both verse were horrible but urs was the trashiest.....

VOTE-MC Nookie

dude, you forgot to poll..........
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i gotta give it to mc nookies cuz i wasnt feeling that mc this mc that and it wasnt long or hard mc's was a bit better~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

mc nookie is warned for uppin too much. read the rules. do it again & ur dq;d !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

this boy's had enough, bluffin and coy from destroying cuttin rebutts//
lil star wars buff is 24, and enjoys his toys like Gluff* n 'Evermore'*//
go back to lil league, and intervene with kids in dreams//
diseased ideas of bein in teams, impeachin on infants a sin, believe it like Jim Morin*//
ill slay ya like Vader, blades are lasers, Jedi saviour//
played ya like this Major*, came out upgraded like platinum plated//
never touched the sweetest ass, or tasted mad flavoured poon tang//
gettin jacked off by two chicks hands, then blast ya sack on their tits and thank em//
so dont try this dogg next time, cause my leash is short//
ill rip you with lines, and paws your thoughts like this .org's report*//
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aight............................................. ...8/10..................
nice punch..........................good person........................
overall pretty good drop.....................aight.................... .....
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MC Nookie that shit weaker then Irv Gotti
MC Pookie fucked up more then two shots of the shotti
MC Dookie your shit is deader then necrophiliacs
MC Rookie I tear off your head with one punch like Kano did Jax
MC Bookie I stick ten javelins in your abodmen
I do more brain damage then eminem first LP
Your style is dookie your name is, so don't ever step to me B
Man fuck this battle I am ending the verse
Nigga your rap career like biggies body is in a hurst
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aight..........................very not well................................
aight.............................5/10..............................................
vote/MC for obvious reasons.................................aight..... ..
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vote nookie for a harder all rnd verse nuttin special but he hd harder punches and also better structure and wordplay.......simple.............plz return the favor man cus newbs cnt vote properly.lol.............thx man http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...hreadid=105857 ..................pz

Fo a keyed verse, thats hella nice

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so dont try this dogg next time, cause my leash is short//
ill rip you with lines, and paws your thoughts like this .org's report*//

Just too many good punches, 90% of which were personals

Keep elevatin though Jedi

V-Nookie

In a battle like this do I still got to explain votes?
what I really want to do is vote for jedi just to be different
but I cant. Are you going to release a cd? I'd love to hear this cat on audio!!!
seriously MC Nookie was better in every catagory I can think of and a couple I cant, but I haven't seen him battle anyone who is older than 9 yet...
vote=MC Nookie

should have been closed by now
dudes forgettin to poll vote...
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btw the dude is 24, so he must be
the first one over 9 huh? dickhead...
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needin the votes polled...........
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you know who you are..........
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LOL oh man how in the hell did lyricaljedi ever get 2 wins.. i though the shit he posted against me was the wackest verse in history.. but this shit takes the award

lyrical jedis shit did not flow at all.. your verse lacked any decent wordplay.. plus your lines were serious played dude

mc nookie- you could use alot of elevation.. however you won this battle because your verse at least made some sort of sense.. lol.. vote mc nookie

Vote is simple it goes 2 Mc Nookie and it means he had betta flow, structure, punches and way betta punches, lyrical Jedi u need 2 check into Wackness emergency center and tell them and confess you are wack 2 them, thanx Vote=Mc Nookie and he gets the win