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Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher
Nobody likes to be the butt of a joke...except that guy above you.
Drop your best punches and personals or take some practice jabs at the expense of random strangers.
Guidelines:
-10 lines minimum, no max
I'm the first punching bag, hit me with your best shot.
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fuk your punches disses
when i be hiting up your Misses
hide me in the unfolding creases
smoothen soothen up blow kisses
do it in a click
get of my dick;
consept retorical
senceless exept metaphorical
shity up to fity up lifter
whity sole shifter
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^ ha, face it, your rhymes are basic and merely lack aggression,
lack validity, force, weapons, fuck it, i'ma get my smith and weston,
rhyming 'click' with 'dick', yeah i see where this punch is going...
keep your hobbies private bitch, i can tell your face is glowing,
after you get out the bath, take your towel and just go throw't in,
(and whatever's under there, if there's anything, don't go groping)
if you can call yourself mr sick, when i've finished laughing, ill murder thee,
verbally spit so ill i need to sit and drink herbal tea,
i'm on top of my game, you're on the underside of this playing board,
this is my ring, and you've been floored, dont even ask for more.
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ur shits so lame i dont even got time
my shit so hot i got a train of hot dames
fuck what u sayin, ud never pull ur wesson
nigga im brain damage like eminem speaks
no judgement, so dont worry god will judge
fuck u talkin bout, u aint no thug
u dont wanna die wit a hole out both sides ur mug
tell me why i feel like speakin to the streets is a must
maybe its cause u shouldnt be like us
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monday to sunday i run this gay weight
along with the train that left em in this stained state
Stressin a gamble on who pull a wesson
testin on a guess I hope to God your blessed
Cause Im bout to manifest judgments you contest
nothing less agreed to by the rest the measure of a thug
death a thug shrug holes throu a mug and ditches get dug
its appointed unto every man to die
but are you alive while you play a lie
I dont just speak I live it in these streets
I am what you speak and beyond what you think
and I confess yes you shouldnt want to be like us
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His name is an obvious plot, its litterly begging to be flipped
spitting hot when you kiss piss, your killing?, zoom in and lets us see
Your finisher kissed ass, then "flipped" and linked like human centipede,
your seeing me twice like double feature, your spazing , having a seziure
talk your game, speak rookie to the Fana, never melt metal at the pier
grab the rein, eating cookies like santa, only way your "getting hevier"
Your concpets are flipped of this function, im gold, and you spit brass at the best
and your "body" seems to be in disjunction, they way your ass is on you face
filler
filler
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i suggest you take your spelling lessons seriously
cause it seems to me that you suffer from extreme idiocy
i rape this pussy viciously, dismiss you from this industry
you lack the skillery,my verbal scape's painted ingeniusly
i spray toxic flames & punish lames with burning blades
so make way, fore i deform your frame with demonic plagues
and blow you up to pieces, or flush you down like faeces
feed your corpse to canibal witches, you finished
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mackzimus is a lame whack who doesnt even spell his name right,
shows up to bingo bruised n cut like his results from MMA fights,
macksimus? please fool, you're quite absurd,
ill leave his face on fire, like 3rd degree burns,
whackness is a symtom hopefully its not contageous,
this lames good? hell now thats outrayegeous
too afraid to battle for real in the front lines so he hits up cypher,
mad because i took his woman and i one nighted her,
hes an ass like a donkey and he's a legend for bein ridiculed,
call up mr. t, but i ain't playin this fool
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Jeffry igotta say yuhr rhymes aint fresh gee
iaint tryna be mean when i say this
but yuhr even gayer than clay aiken is
Yuh needa check yuhr spellING or work on that delivery cas yo raps just aint that compelling
I could go on and drop bombs,
but according to yo moms
yuh look like the hunchback of notre dAHM
yuhr lines are wack and tired
when people look at yuh their eyes tend to catch on fire
yo raps are so corny they belong ina church choir
Yuhr spinal cord needs ta be corrected with sum straight wire
yuhr rhymes are perplexing and bitches tell me that you rapping aint sexy bcus its like an elderly person with narclepsy that died while flexing so stop pretending cas im bound to be offending
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(Was told to go hard on a random person)
Its obvious someones a little slow and got R's on test,
and its a definite the user above is considered retarded at best,
Another victim of incest was forced to rap,so yea his past is iffy,
While he wrote that crap he was getting raped..................
so he frantically gripped the shift key
Quote:
Originally Posted by
definite
Yuh needa check yuhr spellING or work on that delivery cas yo
yuh look like the hunchback of notre dAHM offending
young definite apparently raps like he has dyslexia
and when he was 2 the doctors fed him "talent" but he developed anorexia
lol wow this dude is sad, if he's "to gay to post" why come out the closet now?
WIth 7 comments under his belt, joining a rap website must have made his father proud,
I don't know enough about defadick but I do know he's a new fag
Insults what I do best, If my punchlines were guns best believe I left this dude in a body bag
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Who tha hell is this stinking piece of shit whispering in the wind
Be a man for a minute, bring your feet to the battle field
Lets compete and see who leaves the ring with broken ribs
Fuck your old regime, its a new era and i'm the chosen king
You weak and limp but i go hard like a swollen dick
Rape you so deep till your ovums split, i got you groaning bitch
I'm chronically ill and smoking with skills
Dont get me pissed or you get flipped to the coven pits
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I'll leave this prick in ashes, Which proves I can match the masses
I checked in and checked out, I just wanted to put my cash in
my flow Penetrates minds with rhymes and Incinerates Fools with grace,
Set flames to Mackzimus head,his avatar's what remains of his face,
Went to his girls house, and put her up top cause she wanted to go higher,
She likes the height, and when I hit it, her face turns white I call her "Ghost rider",
Ripped the guts out her neck, blended it with Fruit juice and made a smoothie,
Nicholas cage's life is similar Rayge's, but when he met his rival he didn't die in the movie,
the user above me is a real "hot head", His breath set's flames to his house
the "Shit whispering in the wind" You stated was just the gust that put it out
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^^^
lol I heard of a Lassel..or a castle but what the fuck is a Razo
hes a craiglist dater but, they wont respond to this ass hole
In fact though , tommorrow im gonna meet with this pricks ho
and fuck her face until i loosen the cartlige in her chin bone
then call RAZ's home phone cause he cant afford a nextel or a ring tone
caught em in the house alone with his grand ma playing ping pong
lol just having fun early
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You might put in your best effort, but theres no point in stressing the method
Ive been annointed to be the god, while you hating like Herod
I perfected my flow but your rhyme's filled up with silly errors
Do me a favor homie drop the mic and get the hell off
You poor but im well off, you jealous and you hate to see my stash box swell up
Hoping and praying that im gonna be caught up in a set up
But i keep my head strong while yours is getting chopped off
You cunt soft and it doesn't take much to make your pulse stop
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If theses are your lyrics perfected
then i would hate to see your failures
it seems your ass and brain are connected
Of coarse my girls pussy is soft if thats what you mean
what are you fucking the grass green?
you make rappers happy
cause your lyrics are so sappy
every ryhme you made was wack
your such a hack
get the hell off the bat
i'm the rapping sluth
making home runs
doing it like babe ruth
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I dont need 10 lines to get on his nerve
you suck at everything you do according to your verse
this guy thinks he is hard to play
but he is as pussy as ray
why can't you just suck a motherfucking dick
cuz in you block the whole neighbours has fucked your chick
really stop that rap and get a job
go to king burger to meat mr.bob
shit you got me piss off now son
the next time i see you around .. i'll back hand slap you face.. done
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so you're a 'lyrical sword' - to tell you the truth, i don't feel troubled,
i'm spitting big bars, you just dribblin' the bubbles,
and i'm poppin' em, taking you to the cleaners,
your men? my army's droppin' 'em, turnin' them into screamers,
they leave us, it's just you and me now,
you dropped rhyming couplets like - how can i say? - a girl,
i hurl, cause i'm ill - sicker than you are, prick,
you're physically wrong but still get me ticked,
from beginning to end, your piece was missing atleast wit,
p.s. the only thing you backhand is your one inch dick.
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HAHAHA you make me laugh Elizabeth
Cuz I know you dropped you best written Mr.seth
Why would you talk about army and include penis?
shit you're the type that fingers your anus
Fuck that's gross my son cuz in reality
you're a homeless fuck face plus I shit on your family
why brag about somethin' you can't do
Only time you're better than me is in your dreams.. Clue
It's true.. fist me one on one and I'll flash your face
Call me Bully cuz I just ate your plate..
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ok ok heres how i'll start
i'mma break your heart
call me mr hemp
your back hand is weak
i'll show how to hit like a pimp
not the whore im selling
knock your ass on the ground
run you down
then back over reserve
you no more than a schoolyard bully
i gave the last one brain damage, nows his lying snug in his wooly
you call yourself a lyrical sword
but with your lyrics im bored.
i run this fucking town.
bitch i'll show you why this is my crown
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Dude you suck.. and you Avi tells it...
why write lot when you can't spell it...
I see no diss in what you called diss...
do me a favor and go live with them fish...
I'm weak but you're weaker...
That crown you own is made of paper...
I'll use it as a the toilet roller...
Fill it up with shit them make you eat it...
I own the gold crown and you bow down...
change your rhymes cuz there have no sound...
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Lyrical sword, your really a boring slut and nothing that u rap is tight
Your rapping aight, but ur transitions are as bad as hermaphrodites
Like your 1 syllable rhyme scheme, they dry as beach balls without visine
My vice tightening, take my advice, take a night expand ur thought; widescreen
Dope shit is way out of your league...but u got little buzz out of the weed
Its probably just me your style doesnt add to ur hype, its just way under me
blah
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krytical your pitiful but fuck that your shits obscurely sewn
kids overtly prone to being nothing..
......like the talent that his words have shown
youre worthless though..
cause youre played out im rare like moon rocks
this goon stops and thinks of boats when i tell em go back to the boondocks
who's hot? go find a mirror and show yourself whos not
yeah you thought...
but you wouldnt be a problem if you were mathematic exam
better yet you wouldnt be a monster if you came in a can
or even if you were a dinosaur right in front of japan
youre just a confused bitch who thinks she could be a man
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I'll serve all of above me just to prove who's fake
no mistake my flows served cold just like rice cake
noble's wack text flow show's he's a no go
and when he spit we walk off like his Toad Stool logo
Kritical's ability is far from lyrical my spits a go
hit his flows and turn his bars to ceral*
lyrical swords typical animation visuals lets me know
that these 4-4's Shall end (shoaling) his temple's
Shootah!! will never shoot you its just to amuse you
he's only used to seeing shells when he pukes cheesy Kraft noodles
you dudes doo doo and now Restructor is here from you tube trying to claim his bars isn't recognizable but their completely see threw
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You talk about crap in ya rap
I talk about facts in mine
You all know its my time to shine
hustle everyday stayin on my grind
like tony hawk anyone readin this can suck my cock
may not be the next tupac but everyone sayin "zack you rock"
i rock the mic all you others will never no what its like
to be a genius, to have fortune an fame
in the rap game snortin cocaine with the insane
full head a hair i got that dude needs rogain
i gain respect you'll see my name at the top
you think not ill flop my cock on your chin
an watch ur face cringe while i go on an addy binge
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Your flow is terrible, did you write it in a coloring book?
Oh wait, your not smart enough to spell,sorry I was mistook.
How dare you try to challenge anyone in here, you're not on the level,
Your against good flows, lyricism, and skill so they call you a rebel.
Your just a mad faggot who never made it, and washed up on a forum,
It's the internet, if people read your shit, they'd be dying of boredom.
Give up, go away, make some milk and cookies.
That way you got good news and bad news, rookie.
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my words are explosions, everything that comes out my mouth is a prolific statement,
like... "I feel like giving into my emotions, and slammin b.nutz head onto the pavement"
if you think you know the game, lets get back to basics,
i'll give you 2 left jabs, a right, and an uppercut to result in a permanent face lift,
it's play shit, i'll hit you so hard it'll make you wobble like your wasted,
contemplatin on where to leave your dead body decayin,
either in a trunk, trash can, or deep in the basement
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Prolific, ur far from terrific take that verse an stick it
up ur ass, ur a faget like that whos dick is always shit packin
as im stackin loot, ur wearin a gay ass suit while a dudes takin a poop
on ur chest, fairy mofucker tare in that dudes asshole,
im sure this wont be the last pole u suck so goodluck u gay fuck
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I'll spill ur blood on the carpet, bitch your retarded,
can't believe that you started a war with an artist,
so physically fit, equipped with bottomless clips,
rockets attached to my hips, c4, chetties n shit,
go ahead n attack, i'm well n ready for that
i'll shoot you once in the head , n twice in the back
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The restructor rhymes like an ass hole pucker
runnin from the flames as i light up his cypher
I see your a rookie your first time in the hood
your all ate up like jerky sayin its all good
your rhymes are shit and you lack any whit
get a f#@*%n grip pick a spot and just sit
lets take a vote your bout as smooth as grit
with writing as sloppy as french arm pit
So with this hit I hope you get the hint
your f#@*n spent and your hottest round didnt make a dent
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Rookie you may be, names zackary g
all you fagets can hate me, but ya cant beat me
in a rap,Flipped ur a pussy, think you need a cat nap
Purr all day thinkin to urself, why am i so gay?,
maybe cuz you scare all the bitches away with ur ugly face,
yo bro stop rappin, maybe take up bein a dj cuz ur raps are like the color grey,
Dull as fuck, you like the wood like a woodchuck
you would suck dick for pennies, even give out freebies
weekly, you a freak for the pee pee, ya like dick in ya mouth,
to you it tastes yummy, fuckin try me bitch, ill make ya face all bloody
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your a bitch little fagot, mr zachary g
you probly were glasses, got acne n fucked up teeth
sittin on a corner with a sign that says "Jerks for free"
you need to call 1-800- hooked on phoniks worked for me
you tryin to battle in a cypher but you can't even spell
but to tell the truth your momma prolly didnt,.. "LEARN YA THAT WELL"
hatin life,.. takin orders from taco bell, or what no job at all?
oh right, i forgot, you get paid daily for slobbin on balls
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May not have a job,
but atleast my aint givin blow jobs,
Prolific you can take my dick an lick it,
maybe put it in ur rear if thats the case,
take my nuts an paste them on ur face,
You the receiver an im the giver,
ill rip ur liver out an have it for dinner,
cuz ur a loser an im a winner,
ur bitches fat, mine are way thinner
wait a minute, your a fagot you dick lickin
fairy who likes stickin balls that are hairy
in his mouth an has never popped a cherry
in his life, dont know what its like fuckin pussy,
all you ever liked was fuckin that man tushy
an suckin dick, yah you like hoppin on that pogo stick you stupid prick
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Woahhhhh... this homo should be friend with gays...
he talks so much dick, the press has made the days...
I'll put my legs in your girl and make her chock...
'cause if the weed's on the ground.. you know you got smoked...
Fuck the punches.. I'll fight you teeth for free...
put so many gaps between.. you'll look like a tree...
My rhyme schemes are dope.. you're lame...
I reached 4 bars .. time to unflame your game...
'cause if you getting heavy and im heavyweight...
that means you a baby trynna lift your grand father's weight...
I can keep spitting this fire till the sun goes down...
'cause im known for it.. youre known to get clowned...
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god please grant me unlimited serenity
to smash these wack rappers who lack amenities
seems they forgot how use a dictionary usefully
so they talk about suckin dick and pullin out toolies
your truely a dissapointment in the eyes of many people
seemes like vanilla ice went on to make a another sequel
another white rapper thats quite a flacid disaster
spittin out shit faster than his gay asshole after its been fractured
expand your mind to develop a concept guy
before your completely over looked and sidestepped by... oh shit too late
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Time to diss this bitch above me,
My reply might be below you,
But bitch im actually above you
in this diss, quit tytin you cant beat this,
I piss in ur girls butt,she a slut an i still dont give a fuck,
My dicks the only dick that bitch wants to suck,
urs didnt impress her to much, guess you didnt have the right touch,
well i do, so dude step back, before i go jackie chan on ur ass,
this'll be the last time you diss me,i tore it up,it has to be
ur last post, goodbye bitch....ur toast
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^wtF???
Who you tryna fool? you a cop out!
I cant celebrate the hate without my glock out
Piss on his girls ass, what you too young to cum?
Id beat her pussy up til her fuckin ass is numb
and i aint even rap in years yeah i dont really write much
but i could beat you with my left like i aint have to right touch
reply back, your replies wack bitch blow me
guess im in the wrong cypher i dissed an emcee below me!
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fuck dissin a bitch above me i'm out for zachary G
this dumb fucks stuck in his own reality and branded a geek
he's really a hemaphodite who lacks originality
a man who wishes he was a bitch unsure of his sexuality
but in all actuality he's really an abnormality
who has gradually, actually, became the joke of the forum see
of course this borish whore can be, a bore but see, i like his steez
he aims to please the masses with his wack ass flows hes packin (please)
but the time has come to bash him so with hate and loads of passion
i resort to plans of actions to start actin like an assassin
n hack this man to bits n pieces stack him in an abandoned mansion
now stop your fuckin yappin.. damn im glad that we could have this little chat my man
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mod please delete (double post)
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Not bad...but i spit ill raps,
dont give a crap, call me a geek
least i aint a freak, faget dont even speak
bout me u dont know me ho, quit spittin u have no flow,
im a pro so bitch get off this forum
before i find you an slit ya forearem,
fuckin moron, you belong in the gay corps
lil bitch u ready for war, watch urself im like a thor,
god of thunder an rain ill cut ur venous vein
now u limpin as im chillin with ur bitch,
pimpin all ya dudes hoes on this forum,
im smokin weed, ur smokin sorghum,
tropical grass smoker, i spittin so great u'll need zocor,
havin a heart attack i caught u by aback
u surprised well bitch i gotta devise,
for u little girl, im a call u su,
diss me bitch... ur fuckin due
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My punches got this bitch saying there was a gang of em attacking me
Now he's laying on the floor and they wondering wat the Ef Ron with Zachary
This dude with homos sipping dachery's only claims he does it casually
Hes planted more fruits then Johnny Appleseed