Fat Hoe

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March 21st, 2003, 06:22 AM
DixonButts

Fat Hoe

cover up fat bitch your sex lifes lookin dark
it could be the fact your fat with huge stretch marks
you need a blanket well shamu heres a tarp
theres not enuff sun in the werld to tan u dark
theres no way i could ever get with you
i cant look at you any more im done, im through
my eyes r burning im sorry, i gotta go
cuz you know damn well no one wantsa sumo hoe

gotta get some where fast, but i aint got no cash
so i lift the flab off that ass and find enuff change to get a full tank of gas and im sorry im out i gotta bail
cuz theres no way in hell im stickin my dick in a whale

attention this is reality callin you bitch
get off my dick you cant have it
you could lift up ur flab and find the remote
i choke and wiggle when i see that ass jiggle

well this little piggy went to the market the same little piggy went home
this little piggy tried to fuck kapone and wound up with 2 slaps in the dome
the same big bitch trys everyday to get boned but always comes up short and alone
March 21st, 2003, 06:30 AM
inspire

LOL now this is the funniest thing i have read in here since that pedofile rhyme by Johnny 6 feet (i aint been here too long)... you got skills son... keep rhymin
March 21st, 2003, 06:42 AM
Orikle

haha, thats some funny shit Kapone,

"theres no way i could ever get with you
i cant look at you any more im done, im through
my eyes r burning im sorry, i gotta go
cuz you know damn well no one wantsa sumo hoe"

That is some funny ass shit there dogg, keep it up haha^^^

Peace Out YO!!!!!
March 21st, 2003, 09:13 AM
KRISSKASS

LOL.. FOR REAAAL...

DATS HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM FAT HOES...

DOPE SHIT MAN..
March 22nd, 2003, 05:09 AM
DixonButts

LMAO IM NOT LAFFIN AT THE SONG IM LAFFIN CUZ I DIDNT THINK YOUD LIKE IT, if you wanna know the story behind it, i was bonin this fat bitches sister and one day she was like, yea i give lap dances, i do it all the time, but i was there all the time gettin head and i didnt see that fa bitch leave the house one fuckin time, and i went to the store with my girl and shamu went and iall i smelll is str8 tuna and my girl was drivin my son in the front this fat hoe is rubbin up on my leg sayin she can " be my fantasy" if id give her a chance lmao god that was sick
May 22nd, 2003, 10:42 AM
inspire

up up and away...
scarfaceis2stepsfromwack...
May 22nd, 2003, 02:34 PM
PleDge

um ooookay a aint that bothered bout people thinkin people are fat hos and shit, but sometimes people can take it too far.....that was funni shit but as long as you dont say n e thin to her bout it.........keep spittin lmao it was a tight funni assed drop
May 22nd, 2003, 07:18 PM
Slik

haha that was sum funny shit man...even dough im a girl too...but yall can trust me on this, i aint fat and i def aint no hoe...ight.....payce...

hott
May 22nd, 2003, 07:21 PM
Bashire

Funny ass Joint..
May 22nd, 2003, 07:51 PM
Maven.

damn Kapone, this is so cold. You're just straight up sayin "FUCK FAT WOMEN!".
after the story, that girl is stanky, and this was hilarious.
anyway, you have to remember, don't diss fat people, because they are the best chefs.
"never trust the skinny chef"
May 22nd, 2003, 07:58 PM
Sir Skiddz SoPhrenic

yooo kapone this shit is maaad funnny yooo, haha,1
May 22nd, 2003, 08:34 PM
XTC

hah yo wurd to dis crack up nice
May 22nd, 2003, 08:46 PM
InFiNiTe_22

.....every thin wat they said cuzz.....word...........u had me laughin my ass off bro......dat was funny as hell dawg.....keep dropin bombs lik dat.....peace........
May 23rd, 2003, 12:57 AM
DixonButts

damn but.... i remastered this with hatter ryhmes nd doubled the legth a while back.. nd inspires a dick head so he upped it and did it cuz i told him not to

inspire your a cock

ur only doin it cuz i upped ur battle with white edition from 2001
May 23rd, 2003, 09:50 AM
Enigmatic

.Comedian.

Ha, ha... like them other niggas said, this joint was hilarious. I was lovin' how you threw out them fuckin' punches and multi's... I ain't seen ya shit in a while, but i'm gonna be checkin' it out more. Holla.
May 23rd, 2003, 02:43 PM
DixonButts

fa sho

peep these up coming Kapone/Regime Productions:

Fuck Ya ft. The Regime

RB's Bonnie and Clyde ft. Hottie7

and if youd like to collab with me, hit me up
August 11th, 2005, 08:47 PM
Spartacus

stanky pussy bitch

lmao, i remember writing it too
August 11th, 2005, 09:19 PM
*Peaches*

this was crazy and funny yo structure was fucked up... but u did a good job... funny as hell doe.... thats probably yo gurl u talkin about doe ha
August 11th, 2005, 09:35 PM
BLUNT WRAP

Quote:

Originally Posted by inspire

LOL now this is the funniest thing i have read in here since that pedofile rhyme by Johnny 6 feet (i aint been here too long)... you got skills son... keep rhymin

YEH DAT SHIT WAS REAL FUNNY AND I COULD RELATE IT TO SOME JUMPOFFS I KNOW GOO FUNNY VERSE
August 12th, 2005, 01:38 AM
sILLable

lmao..and its even more hilarious seein how much youve elevated since you dropped this...i still look at some of my shit from 2003....i amaze my self some times...in 2007 or 2008 ..all these newbies will be lookin back at this shit there droppin now and smack they selves if they got any sense..my shit wasnt near as bad as some of tha shit im seein now..but damn.....very dfunny...im not gonna say elevate on anything cause this is your skill two years ago...~1~