FL Cypher Roast - Bruno Mars Edition
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I cannot stand his fruity happy lookin ass. So what better person to roast. Destroy this man please!!!
Unlimited bars
Winner gets 10 pts, mag interview, and cypher medal
Runner-up gets 5pts
Honorable Mention gets 3pts
All participants get 1pt
FIRE AWAY!!!!
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Re: FL Cypher Roast - Bruno Mars Edition
"Dude looks like a lady". Aerosmith called it, that's a girl...
Ik all them chains cause u pain, that's why ur homeboy pointing for someone to get em off before his back is sore.
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"Dude looks like a lady". Aerosmith called it, that's a girl...
all them chains cause u pain, that's why ur boy pointing for someone to get em off before his back gets sore.
Keep this one. Fuck
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I knew this dude was queer...
That's why it look like u got loops in ur ears.
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Turn his shit off, fucking gook. I'm done.
When I drag u outside n beat the shit outta u, s'cause u look like one.
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ur chains fake. can even see where the corrosion starts
in fact they're so rusty, they could double as a ronin bar
look like MJ's son, the one he disowned as a child
nigga how ugly do u have to be to repulse a known pedophile?!?
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built ur whole career as a "ladies man", even say it in songs
funny how you use a MAC Foundation, & got so much makeup on
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ya grill shows signs of drug use, down to the bones of this female
ur boy must be telling an interesting story the way ur face sucked in to the details
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Know tryna give me a medal for roasting this faggot, but nah bro
i would do it for Freon the fact a whole tank can fit up those nostrils
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Bruno got vocals but he a flamer with extra fire, shit
He didn't just earn those stripes, apparently it was group member requirement
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I'd pull out the strap, you'd piss ya pants, Mars softer than crap
Ya boy in blue joined to get closer to pussy, I don't think he can get closer than that
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ur mug is a mess. got dents or craters under the flesh raised
nigga got the stage name Mars from all the uneven surfaces on his face
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got a Caddilac emblem on ur hat, prolly for ur gay ass to remind
..all those dudes that the Caddy symbolizes u volunteering to get bagged from behind
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Hooligans ur clothing line?? aww how cute & u all match ❤
got that jersey with a neck cutout, & u'll be found in Newark like that
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that dude on the side in blue right by u, strokes while u sing the chorus
bet his Guitar Rocks On, & thats what y'all say every night on the tour bus
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U pulling pussy n don't know what to do with it...
That being the case, I'd wanna be in this fgt's crew too, shit.
He's loving the women? shit...Def the wrong way, I'm not impressed kid...
U gon gay...
Fuck this feminist, probably voted for hillary n cried when Trump became president.
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lo key, dude on the left kinda look like KnowP w/ a goutee & stretch marks
plus he want bruno to "pull his finger", but aint joking about the sex part
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dudes standing behind u, cant even see their face now
but no surprise cuz u prefer to see guys from the waist down
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gotta give u props tho.. topping the hot 100 charts with a grip of hits
u peaked at number 1 & 2 several times.. watching men take a piss or shit
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Fuck this floozy gook, I didn't know Don Juan got knocked up
Right Click, 'Search Google For image' and Gok Wan pops up