What advice would you give Lenox when he gets a sudden urge to churn some butter from another man.
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What advice would you give Lenox when he gets a sudden urge to churn some butter from another man.
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Originally Posted by Chicken Nigglet
I'd say...
don't do it.
Your curiousity is troubling.
What if you went golfing with your bros and there were some queers one whole ahead of you and they started taking forever giggling and taking selfies.
1-2 punch me n lenoius
Done
I'd be pissed they were playing slowly. Don't care what they stuff in thier asses, but I do not tolerate slow players stuffing play time delays. I have a long drive and have occasionally waited for slow groups to venture to 330 and then try to hit them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toretto
Don't care what they stuff in their asses? Lmao
Do you like miniature golf?
It has it's moments.
How would you react if there was a presidential candidate who was openly gay
Tay Tay is getting a hard on by these responses
We elected one in 2008.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toretto
You don't like black people huh?
I don't like the majority of them.
I just got home from the club and almost face palmed a nigga cause he tried to press because his bitch was into ear all night home, talkin bout; "don't go no where sexy, you coming home with me".
She was iight tho. Face maybe a 5.5 but her body was a 9.5 and she could dance. Bitch was grinding one me all night and once she felt the Mandingo with the sneak grab, she fell in love on some Romeo & Juliet type shit hahaha.
Ya' boy Amizzy a beast.
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All in my ear and all night long.
I can't type, still drunk haha.
Sadly, this is by miles the first entertaining post I have ever read of yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amen
@The Great Father - you would have been proud, bro.
You should have seen this dude.. Pants down to his ankles. Why so white chicks always go for the gayest black dudes? Like really. She looked like she had SOME class but obviously not enough to have been dating that curious George and/or boots from Dora the explorer looking motha'fucka.
This is your magnum opus. I've always wondered that too... the chick had to have been ugly, black guys seem to be the last resort for when fat/ugly/terrible personalitied bitches need dick since they'll fuck anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amen
I hate going to clubs that have a bunch of black dudes. These niggas always go shirtless bro, always. Like nigga you smell put your shirt on sweat dripping and shit. And they swear everyone wants them. Ugly M'fers
She wasn't ugly per say but she was average in the face. Her body was badddddddd, tho.
I actually, despite earlier anecdotes, don't go to clubs anymore. They're skeevy and full of humans who fit the term "whore" to a tee.
Yea I know. I typically don't. It was a celebration for one of my boys little brother for graduating college.
Nah, celticsQuote:
Originally Posted by Toretto
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Using my brothers headphonesQuote:
Originally Posted by Toretto
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E the real is in the champ match for fl I'm done
voted on like 3 fucking battles just now someone go vote on mine and chickens battle so we can get that bullshit moving
Lol can't they just give you the win?
I know u wasn't serious n shit but I guess battles due need feedback I don't wanna take a free win if ur gonna give it up even though clearly u didn't try lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chicken Nigglet
Chicken vs Lenox in the 1-2 open 4 votes
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would be cool to have a serious rematch or some shit or maybe fucks with just a reg text battleQuote:
Originally Posted by Chicken Nigglet
I feel you on wanting the feedback I'm the same way
should I just tell em close the battle we can do a rematch regular text battle but don't change anything on our records acoording to the video battle?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chicken Nigglet
@AKER I gave you like 5 chances, I'm leaving and won't be back for like 6 hours if you don't have links by then im going to have to DQ you.
Peace @Toretto
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Nah I'm leaving like in an hour lol I was just making a pointQuote:
Originally Posted by Lenox
Oh word haha
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Hit up killing spree vs infamous real quick tho.. Lol
Think I already did
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He don't want the hands thoQuote:
Originally Posted by Joe Boston
oh hell nah lmao for a 215lb dude Joe Boston got those handsQuote:
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Originally Posted by Lenox
A,right im out. If I come back and @AKER doesn't have his links and you guys don't vote, Lenoxes mom is gonna get it.