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If we boxed though you'd be out in the first 10 seconds of the first round.

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Originally Posted by Fresh

If we boxed though you'd be out in the first 10 seconds of the first round.

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If, if, that was even a remote possibility of an outcome of you and I in a boxing ring (though I like my chances), I would just call someone with pyromaniac tendencies to go burn down your dildo collection. Let's see how you do with that impeding doom hanging over your head!

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Originally Posted by Fresh

It wasn't in jest I was trolling you. Any other person I've threatened has been in jest, not trolling. I'm not a stabby kinda guy lol and I especially wouldn't risk prison to stab a lowly bottom shelf individual like yourself

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that coming from someone with such an unscrupulous character is a compliment of the utmost. the irony of saying you would stab a low life when you cant get much lower in life than threatening to stab someone over internet beef. things must be really boring in Overbrook.

@mv @Fresh just fuck and get it over with. Don't lie and say you haven't considered this option.

fresh and MV are just the exact same person so they're having problems getting along with eachother

in a separate universe they would be best friends

this universe sucks :/

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Originally Posted by SecondRobert

If, if, that was even a remote possibility of an outcome of you and I in a boxing ring (though I like my chances), I would just call someone with pyromaniac tendencies to go burn down your dildo collection. Let's see how you do with that impeding doom hanging over your head!

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Please robert, for the love of dog don't do this! Not my dildoo collection!

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Originally Posted by MV

that coming from someone with such an unscrupulous character is a compliment of the utmost. the irony of saying you would stab a low life when you cant get much lower in life than threatening to stab someone over internet beef. things must be really boring in Overbrook.

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Bro you are literally the lowest life form on the planet. I would save a Pebble from getting ran over by a garbage truck before you.

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Originally Posted by Blas

fresh and MV are just the exact same person so they're having problems getting along with eachother

in a separate universe they would be best friends

this universe sucks :/

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Nah I actually have a sense of humor. MV gets butthurt very easily and is softer than baby shit.

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Originally Posted by Blas

fresh and MV are just the exact same person so they're having problems getting along with eachother

in a separate universe they would be best friends

this universe sucks :/

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I have also been known as Doctor Onionstein. Why am I telling you this, you may ask?

Well, let me immediately answer that.

For the better part of the last good few decades I have had a love/hate relationship with myself that often ended up with me getting intoxicated and taking advantage of myself sexually, talking both hands on the throttle if you catch my drift. Hell, a decent percentage of that time I would have outsourced that job to a particular female and occasionally a second female (As I don't take text battling seriously at all this means I have not actively sought males for this task).

So in THIS universe I am both my greatest amigo AND harshest critic.

And who suffered as a result? My organs.

And who gained the most? My organ.

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Originally Posted by Fresh

Please robert, for the love of dog don't do this! Not my dildoo collection!

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Well, since you asked nicely.

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Originally Posted by SecondRobert

I have also been known as Doctor Onionstein. Why am I telling you this, you may ask?

Well, let me immediately answer that.

For the better part of the last good few decades I have had a love/hate relationship with myself that often ended up with me getting intoxicated and taking advantage of myself sexually, talking both hands on the throttle if you catch my drift. Hell, a decent percentage of that time I would have outsourced that job to a particular female and occasionally a second female (As I don't take text battling seriously at all this means I have not actively sought males for this task).

So in THIS universe I am both my greatest amigo AND harshest critic.

And who suffered as a result? My organs.

And who gained the most? My organ.

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Well, since you asked nicely.

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Weren't you a detective, also?

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Originally Posted by Fresh

Weren't you a detective, also?

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And was every now and then an airplane!

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Originally Posted by Fresh

Child Raising Badass RIP
Born To Kill RIP
Lyrics_ RIP
Feeble Minded RIP

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Sorry for those who wanted to see the MV interview... but,

MV RIP

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@_Lyrics this true?

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Originally Posted by Kill Spree

@_Lyrics this true?

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Bro lyrics is gonna fuck me up why you tag him like that

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Originally Posted by Blas

fresh and MV are just the exact same person so they're having problems getting along with eachother

in a separate universe they would be best friends

this universe sucks :/

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ive honestly been trying to get fresh to let me put the tip in. dude plays hard to get. he acts friendly then when im on the approach he chickens out.

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Originally Posted by MV

ive honestly been trying to get fresh to let me put the tip in. dude plays hard to get. he acts friendly then when im on the approach he chickens out.

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Id rather you threaten to stab me with a knife then with a needle... na mean

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than*

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Originally Posted by Fresh

Id rather you threaten to stab me with a knife then with a needle... na mean

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than*

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you gonna take this pin Prick and like it. na mean

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Originally Posted by MV

you gonna take this pin Prick and like it. na mean

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You could rape a ladybug and the bitch'd still be tight, na mean