Last season of 1-2 chat

Yeah, that parts not really something to joke about

even if you are bad at text battles

Hey now
Stop hating on rebuttals just bc ur not down. Its literally the exact same as what ur doing + a punch you CANT think of weeks before

Wait
I get y ur not down

Ha

Carry on old padawan

Let’s keep the sways suppressed legend

Jesus hold off on the trolling
That literally has nothing to do w my battle

Saying he dont rebuttal bc hed rather prewrite lol

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I'll speak on mine when its closed
Like a good boy

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@Zunto
I know youre jonesing for LLL signups
Theyll be up today

Alright few things:

Zelph this is a text site...the whole point is writings, posts, words, lol...I mean that was a few paragraphs it took me less than a few minutes to re-read my own post.
No one is FORCING you to read it,
but MY GOD you are a child with ADD, and it's not 2016 (I never hacked bags) I just write (no comp skillz)...

Wordz
I was just surpised thats all and kept up my "tone" at the end of the post towards u-- not personal, fair enuf you don't wanna spend any more energy but, last thing I'll say is it's 1 bar....

Ummm The suicide joke?
Sorry I will try to tone it down... I do have a bit of a mental health history, and a long time ago one time in my life that shit was kinda reall.....MAYBE THAT'S WHY I THINK I HAVE LICENSE/FREE REIGN? TO YAP/JOKE ABOUT it??? Not excusing it...just giving you some background.

SANDRA?
LOL you are lucky I have to go to work in literally five minutes...
You are now known as a troll (I WILL GIVE YOU THIS - THE BEST 1 I'VE EVER SEEN)...
Call me a faggot? Lol, from a troll who creates a Mental Health professional "textstyle account" to troll an actual crazy manic person having issues.
ORRRR, iF YOU'RE Real...lol you are now obsessed with my retorts that you're reading the 1-2Punch chat area of a text site LOL
So who's the "faggot"...
THANK YOU though for the ideas and writing material couple weeks ago,,,
sandra. thought you were GONE

How's that libel suit against Disciple goin?
Are RB's admins/creators worried about your ceace&desist threat?
Yeah, they're shaking in their boots..
Careful guys, do not slander Sandra!...she could shut this whole shit down with her medical firm's legal team.
Bet.

lmao Barc wilding under that Sandra account after your mental health expose

:bluepants

So we are bringing the NC role playing accounts to RB now?



You guys…….

Not me

I stopped at Salamander

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Originally Posted by Barcotic

Hey now
Stop hating on rebuttals just bc ur not down. Its literally the exact same as what ur doing + a punch you CANT think of weeks before

Wait
I get y ur not down

Ha

Carry on old padawan

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I just don’t think I’ve seen one that made me say “damn, I’m glad this was a rebuttle battle yet”.. shit don’t really move me. And I just had a concept written for him like a word not a whole bar haha.

You wont see any battles period that make you happy

I mean, unless you have no standards

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Not enough talent in the talent pool my guy

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But i was just fw you anyway
I wont be rebuttaling again myself

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Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

@Baron Mynd
Alright, lol...this quote could be the set-up for my earlier post you told me to Elab on for "possible luls".
Damn it. Just give me like a few minutes to swallow my pride and embrace a little self-depracation for the readers.
Promise I'll try not to have a small breakdown in a fucking thread until SPREE has to tell me STFU...
If only it were funny. Ok...let's see:


-Imagine being 39 and some of your life goals are to "prove Universe wrong by 'trying'" and "satiracally jab-spar with a half-topical / half brag" extravaganza with Baron Mynd. You know. Cuz there's no women out there with pussies waiting to be just *************
There's not bars. No clubs. No "real" career...just one to "get by"...so what? So I can write text all my life and get stoned all weekend?
Ffs...
-Imagine being 39 and "proud"...oh, so proud of your latest practice/CAPITALIZED/LONGBARRED battle-bars, which are nothing more than generic corniness [YES ADMITTEDLY DOPE AND EASILY A DISS TRACK] Still,
Imagine being so pround of that, that you randomly PM barcotic to let him know it's out there...
Lol, I don't know the guy.
I am familiar with a FEW of his old bars...The reason was respect/and wanting him to show him something NEW.
Frankly IDGAF about if he saw them or not or what he thinks of them.
IT'S THE PRINCIPLE. I gave him a shout. Does that make me gay? Lame? Immature? (YES. Discord knows I'm immature)
It's not assberguer's, Blue, or Zelph.
It's a fucking writing ego that's been developed for longer than some new textcees have been alive.
Now granted, I WILL give back, help feed, edit, vote these days-- I'm a reformed man.
But I'm just burnt the fuck out.
BUt I can't stop.
I'm fucking writing journals/blogs with the crazy woman on this site.
THat was my "NICHE"...yes my instant pharaoh niche....I was drawn to her posts like a fly on shit, right Zelph?
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Alright, side note Wordz...I donno if ur trolling me or not? Week2 I asked spree/others for just the quick specifics of the rebutall concept. It's #1 punch one/opener. #2 punch 2 & 3. #1 punch 4/closer.
Once they said that it pretty much... makes sense right?
IDGAF that we're just a regular single...i just see nooooo reason for you to be so lame about it. or not understand it with your decade+ history? Lol. Just ribbing you, but, kinda serious too. All that said, Nice dub this week. Maybe you'll put me into retirement.
***enddd assberger's rant***
if lars OR SPREE is MILDY entertained I suppose it was worth it.

Fuck all of our lives and if i don't show next week is cuz my family hasnt found my dead body~

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This is an interesting read. I’ve paid it my due attention and will break down my response into questions as and when I arrive at them:

1. Firstly, Universe, really? It must have been because of him responding to your feedback unfavourably I presume. He had a point, several in fact, but I do feel like you took it entirely to heart when a lot of what he said was intended as tongue in cheek to provoke a reaction from you - which you gave him, by the way - and it worked. If you had simply ignored the bait, he couldn’t have reeled you in further. You were caught - green in the gills - hook, line and sinker. Once he had you where he wanted you were merely playing him at his own game. The stickleback consumed by a shark.

2. If you’re 39 years old and no longer getting pussy, in Europe there’s a term for this. We call them a ‘Second-Virgin’, meaning that while you may have got laid in the first period of your life at some point (18-30 years), you now spend the second period of your life (30’s-50’s) in celibacy. You no longer have intercourse because females no longer have interest in you. You’re middle-aged, past your prime, and far less appealing as a prospective mate than you may have been in your younger years. You’re viewed by society as too old to now be attending the local pick-up spots you may have once done, and all of your friends and likely now married or with children and have since grown up beyond this man-child like state you remain in. Adulting has somehow bypassed you inexplicably. This period is almost like a second state of virginity, intercourse is no longer a regular occurrence, and nor is interest from the opposite sex. This enforced period of celibacy is what gives rise to the ‘Second-Virgin’ in its name. A period of sexual inactivity occurring in the second period of your life (middle age). This could also be a contributing factor to your perceived mental health. Freud would almost certainly agree.

3. I honestly have no idea why you decided to throw Barcotic of all people under the bus here, Mike is generally a good dude, and I’m surprised he took you sending him battle bars so well. You mention that “it’s the principle,” but don’t elaborate further on what you mean by that so we may need more clarification on that point so that we finally get it. My understanding if I’m reading this correctly is that you’re so proud of your lines in text you wished to show them to someone you respect in the game for them to potentially give you their honest feedback and criticism, is that correct? If so, I would be intrigued as to what Barcotic had to say in response. I’m not entirely sure where this concept of you having an ego originated from or why you feel that’s deserved, in truth. I mean, truthfully, without wanting to sound facetious here - You have yet to win in this league so far, correct? I don’t recall off-hand the last thing you champed but feel free to PM me the link if you feel I may have missed it. That said, I feel it may be a little premature to be texting someone of Barcotic’s stature in the game and imploring him to respond. In my experience I’ve found your replies to be quite lengthy also so I can only imagine your private message to a revered textcee would also be the size of a short novella.

4. I wish you all the very best with the assburgers my man. It pains me to even think about that.

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stop CLOTTERING the thread

Just to be clear, because I’m not 100% sure, swaying is allowed within the punch when it’s a rebuttal battle?

Swaying is 100% allowed IMO.

Ok just checking, this is all new to me. I think I can vote safely now

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Originally Posted by Zunto

Just to be clear, because I’m not 100% sure, swaying is allowed within the punch when it’s a rebuttal battle?

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Only in the punches lol

lmao way gone @ OBLONGS

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Originally Posted by Baron Mynd

This is an interesting read. I’ve paid it my due attention and will break down my response into questions as and when I arrive at them:

1. Firstly, Universe, really? It must have been because of him responding to your feedback unfavourably I presume. He had a point, several in fact, but I do feel like you took it entirely to heart when a lot of what he said was intended as tongue in cheek to provoke a reaction from you - which you gave him, by the way - and it worked. If you had simply ignored the bait, he couldn’t have reeled you in further. You were caught - green in the gills - hook, line and sinker. Once he had you where he wanted you were merely playing him at his own game. The stickleback consumed by a shark.

2. If you’re 39 years old and no longer getting pussy, in Europe there’s a term for this. We call them a ‘Second-Virgin’, meaning that while you may have got laid in the first period of your life at some point (18-30 years), you now spend the second period of your life (30’s-50’s) in celibacy. You no longer have intercourse because females no longer have interest in you. You’re middle-aged, past your prime, and far less appealing as a prospective mate than you may have been in your younger years. You’re viewed by society as too old to now be attending the local pick-up spots you may have once done, and all of your friends and likely now married or with children and have since grown up beyond this man-child like state you remain in. Adulting has somehow bypassed you inexplicably. This period is almost like a second state of virginity, intercourse is no longer a regular occurrence, and nor is interest from the opposite sex. This enforced period of celibacy is what gives rise to the ‘Second-Virgin’ in its name. A period of sexual inactivity occurring in the second period of your life (middle age). This could also be a contributing factor to your perceived mental health. Freud would almost certainly agree.

3. I honestly have no idea why you decided to throw Barcotic of all people under the bus here, Mike is generally a good dude, and I’m surprised he took you sending him battle bars so well. You mention that “it’s the principle,” but don’t elaborate further on what you mean by that so we may need more clarification on that point so that we finally get it. My understanding if I’m reading this correctly is that you’re so proud of your lines in text you wished to show them to someone you respect in the game for them to potentially give you their honest feedback and criticism, is that correct? If so, I would be intrigued as to what Barcotic had to say in response. I’m not entirely sure where this concept of you having an ego originated from or why you feel that’s deserved, in truth. I mean, truthfully, without wanting to sound facetious here - You have yet to win in this league so far, correct? I don’t recall off-hand the last thing you champed but feel free to PM me the link if you feel I may have missed it. That said, I feel it may be a little premature to be texting someone of Barcotic’s stature in the game and imploring him to respond. In my experience I’ve found your replies to be quite lengthy also so I can only imagine your private message to a revered textcee would also be the size of a short novella.

4. I wish you all the very best with the assburgers my man. It pains me to even think about that.

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stop CLOTTERING the thread

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Wait what

Looks like i need to read some novels n get caught up
Im lost
Stay tuned tho

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Wtf

Where are these bars this guy sent me?

Tf

Tf

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Literally have zero private messages from pharaohs
In fact the only existing anything is a pm in HIS inbox from ME lol

After he voted last week, clarifying the wp he missed

Zero bars from him, or anything else for that matter

So the guy is on crack

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Weird happenings smh im signing out

Don’t think he has PM privileges

"In fact the only existing anything is a pm in HIS inbox from ME lol

After he voted last week, clarifying the wp he missed"


Classic

Keyword; after

Just filling in the blanks, broski

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True classic is our battle
But thanks anyway

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I had such a banger vs u had you stayed signed in

:(

@Baron Mynd Lol...Lars thanks for the breakdown
WILL respond with my thoughts... this is a CHAT-THREAD right...you had a long post too!...Most of the chat involved people here and battle-bars around the internet...so rather than the lounge I elab'd here...Which is fine since we got a SANDRA visit out of it! Lol
You are pretty much dead on regarding the 2ndvirgin life after a youth of promise.
You are pretty much dead on Universe hook-line-sinkering me, altho it wasnt my post towards him so much as that 1 vote of his, remember? I need to elab on said his said fishing trip and my reaction for you...
(This is all at the "other" Dead site which I will try not to talk TOO much about, but some is important for context) @Barcotic
Including the PM... I reference, at the other green site. Not here. Blue too got it, the random PM.
NO Lars, I've never champed anything officially...
The reference was a BlueBayou/Universe diss + flex + aowl topical ramblings... a 3-song disstrack thingy...
I was just proud of the structure, that I edited, took the time, it's recordable, etc...due to Universe goading me to fucking WRITE, with effort, and passion...
As I've said I respect Blue and his name was used mostly for practice, the oo vowel sound, and to make fun of him pasting trash and sinacog shit for his no-shows, not trying ,etc... But I love how he kept threads alive, and truly have no personal animosity towards him...Yeah I was pissed at Uni, but never truly insulted him in the diss...more like playful jabs, as he called me out on my writing career...
Yeah, Lars there was 0 animosity towards Barc.
I was just making the point that when I wrote the new bars (brand new/your own shit/you edited/crafted? + it's long and "quality")Yes I think we all can relate to how we get "proud" a little...so I PMd blue to tell him it's not personal/all practice...and PMed aero as I tried to revive the old BA (on the dead 'other'green site.)

Barc has a history of writing, critiquing, and commenting...
SO,, ,as I looked at some old writings/username-walls...I said "respect" to Cashius & some others for their history of quality.. got to barc's wall and said --- ok I'll shoot him a PM (see if he's in retirement? or? wants to check my new diss longbarCAPgeneric BS... lol)....If he reads it and wants to comment, fine...if not/Ignore, That's fine too...But if he saw it. I mean I just practice rap. And writing that's the bottom line. So if he saw them, few laughs?. Spit some lines for fun to a instrumental? That's all it was.
Nothing more nothing less - no shade at barc at all I donno where u got that Lars
I WAS MAKING FUN OF MY LACK of A LIFE AND pussy, as we saw, and how I've been a little too obsessed with text in the last month or two.
That's it.

Yeah Lars, The universe thing shook my core
BUT THE RESULT WAS FEEDING the (other) site with (mostly)POSITIVE ENCOURAGEMENT, PRODUCTIVE VOTES, ETc.
Making other writerss feel good about themslves, to contrast with the way he made me feel.

Immature and obsessive. Sure.
Many of you are vets, with a long history of text/rap...so perhaps can relate abit..
TTys

IF I SAW WHAT

Like

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You didnt send me anything

Id be happy to critique
Most arent happy with the critiques tho
Most stop sending me bars

Im not the pat you on the back kinda guy

This dude pharaoh is fuckin insane wtf


Get a life retard

lmao damn so either Barc lying or PA lying

Pharaoh seem pretty honest with his posts in here too

wonder which one it is

Well barc for sure sent Pharaoh a pm complaining about not getting the punch, that’s obvious

Wow, can’t believe Blue

I'll screenshot the ONLY pm

Gimme a sec

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Well, he can i guess lol

I dont have a copy

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But read his vote, then imagine a barc reaction pm

Bang

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Basically just said "fyi it was exile/ex I'll"
End of story

Barcs the muthafkin man.

I know i am

Anyone to insinuating anything is reaching
As usual

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Keyword; vultures

Luckily we don’t care about Pharoah but this isn’t looking too good..

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Many of you are vets, with a long history of text/rap...so perhaps can relate abit..
TTys

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Just letting it be known, I’m not a vet.. just a guy who writes shitty bars and somehow acquired dick riders that liked to vote for me along the way. I’m built different.

Lol.
Barc. The Pm was netcees not here.
I’ll try to figure out the screenshot thing if ppl really want proof.
No I don’t want you to pick apart the bars or comment on them. Was just alerting you to new stuff, as I made fun of it myself for being capped, long, corny and generic. That said, the wording is impeccable. It’s easily a track I can spit. I’ve critiqued it myself now here.
I was browsing old writings and legends walls. Sent u a msg to alert you of the new bars. And see if u were active. Many days later, I checked / joined RB here.
End of story. Have a good nite all
Lol end of story every

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Just letting it be known, I’m not a vet.. just a guy who writes shitty bars and somehow acquired dick riders that liked to vote for me along the way. I’m built different.

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Right. 2004 with 100+ wins but not a Vet. Gotcha.

thanks for clarification, PA
though you could've elaborated on a few parts..

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Well barc for sure sent Pharaoh a pm complaining about not getting the punch, that’s obvious

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And nothing wrong with that. My nonvote ramble cried for an explain. And I saw Barc was piling up votes and my confusion would likely not matter. He quickly explained. I admit I was thick to miss it. I was overthinking.

I think when all is said and done, as you casually insult me (yes I’ll give it back). But, your body of work of trolling and spitting a couple good bars in your whole life is fair. I will grant you in the past you’ve modded and kept shit alive.
I have pages of throwaway freestyles that are better than avg, brand new shit I’ve been dropping. 3 of my 5 tracks r hot, and bang. With a couple more on the way. I’m just reaching my prime as you fade to obscurity and claim no one cares.
Keep saying no one cares , and jabbing me. It will help create a fake chip to write bette
Have a GREAT evening Zelph

Rot in shit you weird fagit

Lol. The weird rambling psycho struck a little chord on Zelphie. Lol.
Dude I got nothin major against u personally.
I’m doin my thing still. You do yours.

Are you civil rawr at other site? Just asking u don’t hav to answer but can if u wish.

What else do you do in your day? Like have you ever lived?

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Yeah I’m civil rawr mf

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Lol.
Barc. The Pm was netcees not here.
I’ll try to figure out the screenshot thing if ppl really want proof.
No I don’t want you to pick apart the bars or comment on them. Was just alerting you to new stuff, as I made fun of it myself for being capped, long, corny and generic. That said, the wording is impeccable. It’s easily a track I can spit. I’ve critiqued it myself now here.
I was browsing old writings and legends walls. Sent u a msg to alert you of the new bars. And see if u were active. Many days later, I checked / joined RB here.
End of story. Have a good nite all
Lol end of story every

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Right. 2004 with 100+ wins but not a Vet. Gotcha.

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Netcees?
That explains a lot

I dont frequent graveyards

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What else do you do in your day? Like have you ever lived?

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Yeah I’m civil rawr mf

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Lol, since you asked I will oblige.
At the risk of exposing personals while Unfuk writes 20 on me to clap back elsewhere.
If you want more details, you would have to reply with personal details of your own:

I work 5 days a week...nothing special, no huge salary. I help kids. Teenagers--high schoolers. And deal with parents and admin/staff/teachers as well.
I don't work long hours. This allows me to sleep properly, have good mental health (better than 2016 right!!!), and "productivity", by my standards.
I try to stay sober 'til Friday and commit 100% to the short hours I work.
A couple of my co-workers have heard the Gummy Track and know that I get stoned all weekend. Hope they keep that to themselves, but they appreciate that I "try" and am clean during the week.

I have been obsessed with the NFL pro football since about 7 years old...so over 30+ years now.
I consume live TV games, multiple fantasy leagues, internet articles, madden video game (tho on hiatus since my writing binge), etc.
I am really into playing poker -- NL Hold'em and Omaha(high)..."ASK BLAS"
I just fuck around and donk online to practice, practice practice, for the inevitable "real money' casino trip where I'll drop 3-400 OR pocket 500 - a grand on the best nite. Used to go more often -- like once a month or 2...But recently I've only went once or twice in the last Year+, due to running poorly AND i admit playing poorly.
But my pheonix at a casino will happen sometime this year too.
There are INFINITE strategies to Holdem and Omaha. The game never repeats really...Just like writing!
Thus I continue to praaaaaaactice.

When I was younger, as Lars alluded to, I was in top physical shape, a genius, and banged hot chix.
Admittedly, I don't have much of a life now..."contently mediocre"...
Have not worked out in years, am overweight (not a huge fat whale but certainly stomach too big and weight too high).
Maybe re-reading this post will motivate me to hit the gym, or at least some cardio/situps at home. Sigh.

I try to get stoned every weekend for 2.5 days straight minus the sleeping hours.
I've been a pothead half my life...with a few hiatuses...
It rarely lets me down, though yes, riDICULOUS consumption in 2016 certainly exacorbated my "psychotic issue"...
But I am just weekends now, and I just took control of my mental health and now do without shrinks and medicines for the most part. Weed CAN be a "management" drug, when not abused. You take it in the PM...(TRY not to refresh-refresh-refresh the high....USE the tiredness to go to bed on time, and sleep great (minus the COPD in the lungs).....
Yep, still smoking black n milds w/ the lungs of an unhealthy 60-75 yr old.
Keep saying ABSOLUTELY must quit by 40, in 8 months.
I also use nicotine gum lol. When I don't have tobacco. On weekdays I try to limit it to 1-2 cigars(or cigs) with the gum for the other parts of the day.
When I was younger I never drank coffee...in college I started on the French Vanilla
And now I drink it every morning...AND use it on my weed/tobacco weekend binges to stay up late writing:

Writing,
On netcees, here, yahoo articles, FEW OTHER PLACES
I practice politial/sports commentary...and, if I can STOP FUCKING TEXTSTYLING WITH KIDS LIKE U
Maybe I'll compile some of said comments/articles and submit the best ones to a mag or an online site...nothing to lose, perhaps get my name out there with one or two publications.
Could just make my own site/blog...but its SO off/on that I would never commit.
Februrary I was a machine...Now I'm silent, on the sports/politics.
Hopefully a very creative/GOOD novel within 3-5 years...medium-Long term goal.

Fuck you, you got me writing/explaining Personals Zelph.
Perhaps a line or 2 about your own AMAZING LIFE WHERE U DONT SPEND MUCH TIME ONLINE lollllllllllllllllll
Yeah here's personals for Unfuk or whoever in the future. :-)

I like you Zelph. I truly do.
And even more now that I'm sure you're Civil Rawr.
Go easy, bud. --My heart lies strewn about this chat thread, and elsewhere.

Reply if you wish. Would like to hear it.
Carry on~

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Netcees?
That explains a lot

I dont frequent graveyards

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The site literally doesn't even work today.

Yes the site is dead, since about late Feb/early March
You may think it died long ago, but I'm telling you now it's official

THERE ARE SOME NEW/GOOD THINGS I HAVE POSTED THERE THAT I DID NOT SAVE ON MY COMP
So diode better fix that shit for my next track to be able to be done.