Rilla not sure who your even talking to still.
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Rilla not sure who your even talking to still.
Lol. Pfft that's not a battle, that's a good time, with ur wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Great Father
But yo you down to have a battle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rilla
@Wordz AhGod.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rilla
You really brag about that life? Your veins collapsed like the Holy Roman Empire, but your self respect is lower. If you died, the coroner would call it a life improvement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rilla
Is anyone down to battle lol
http://rapbattles.com/forum/forumdis...-Bitch-SlappedQuote:
Originally Posted by Lenox
make a thread there or answer a call out
Thanks for the help
No but ur wife brags about how much bigger and wider my cock is. She said somethin like, "wow this is what it feels like to be with a real man". She didn't really have kidney stones, she was wobbling around because her pussy cum guzzled the shit out of my dick. I don't even lift bro....Quote:
Originally Posted by The Great Father
What makes you think I was married? If I was, this would be the best thing that could happen to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rilla
But how? Your wife would be sleeping with Rilla if that was the case, Ultimate Hero!
Because I could divorce her on the claims of infidelity which makes the whole thing a breeze. Then I would cite her mental instability and her inability for self-preservation, because any living being that is unfortunate enough to be tricked into engaging in sexual congress with you would be considered blatantly self-destructive as your blood vessels are so pocked with needle marks if you ever did try to lift a weight the pump would cause you to bleed out.
So this means I will control her estate. And since I'm the opposite of you (in other words, successful good looking charming healthy physically powerful intelligent and inherently and overtly heterosexual), you know I picked a well-to-do woman. So by you sticking your needlemark-pocked pecker into her I will now have means to grab hold of her estate.
A bitch is replaceable, but getting control over her estate is the real treasure.
BUT
There are two major flaws to your whole fib you just had that would make it impossible anyway.
1) You are not physically attracted to women, so even if you went through all the steps with my wife you'd just beg her to say you and her fucked just to make me angry, then ask her if she has any naked pictures of me.
2) Your penis is likely so full of needle marks from your drug abuse that you collapsed the blood vessels and are not physically capable of attaining an erection.
Bonus reason- No-one has nor will ever associate you to being "real" or a "man". Heroin-addled man-chasing pincushion is what you're commonly referred to as.
To clarify the opposite, I am the description in the parentheses. You are the opposite of everything in the parentheses. Since your coked up mind may try to form a response from it, so I'll steal that from you too.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Great Father
This conversation is irrelevant
So is anyone who comes in saying "this is irrelevant".
Rilla, I give you permission to continue making fun of this Lenox person.
Dude you are a fucking douche bag
Don't get your pussy all fucking swollen just because I'm stating the obvious