Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

Verb & Virb - smh

Dont know which is worst, mistook one of you for the other dude.
1st time we saw to V's next to each other who couldn't be seen as a W.
ya getting bodied slow but its gross how much you loving ya chick
she's the size of a whale shark, but ya'll still brag about her tits.
No way I'm smashin it, but y'all high five and tag team
got my togue in Harley Quinn, ya'll chose to choke on Nightwing's
n choke on Nathan's and Frank's too. food aint touchin the lips
transform into a maggot, or insecticon his knees when suckin a dick
I've broke-in both V-Necks. Rockin nothing but crews
C. T.s ripped on the daily like Hogan back in wrestling school

Meh. Slash was light, like the blade of Vader when he waves a sabre.
Slash in vain, so just raise a razor to erase ya life.
What you ‘say’ll’ make you pay the price when I take a knife which I got cached to accost slash.
Chop…CRASH… plop…splash… then just utter silence; cuz you ain’t seeing me when it comes to violence.

He’s such a goddamn beta, bet that’s his favourite fish.
He said my girl’s the size of a shark, a weighty bitch,
I caught that, but she turns me on. no bait-and-switch.
Fucking Miss Wales, call me Ishmael. call him male…ish.

I’ll put his spirit in the sky and his body in the trunk; that’s what you call a lift.
Ay, wait, this guy a keyboard warrior… and not coz he seems sorta miffed,
It’s coz I’ll hunt him down while he on his way to work, and if you still ain’t caught the gist…
I’mma find where Slash be at… right before the shift.

(Get it? Coz on a keyboard the slash is right before the shi… forget it.
Gon have the cops interrogating, asking me how his head got severed and detached..
Ironic he a keyboard warrior, and I’m getting questioned over Slash.
(Coz the question mark’s above th… ah whatever.

LONG BAR,,

I'm coming with pistols and uzi's.. ONLY TIME V is ahead of me is in the alphabet..
REIGNING warrior. with cords of surge.. I'll decapitate this ALPHA HEAD..
Pound him dead.. long bar is my blades of fortune.. blades of scorching..
SCORCHING metal.. hate and fortune.. brain is scorching..
I'm stronger than you V.. you're as weak as icarus..
PHYSIQUE is meek as shit.. teach this kid with eons of bits..
I'm a monster of rhymes.. you must be a devil or demon..
EITHER WAY how can u be a alpha head when ur seen drinking semon?

I’mma swing a big Egyptian sword at exposed flesh…
Act like I won’t, yo, that’s just a cope Eche.
(Egyptian sword… khopesh)

I think these rappers are pathetic, you think your angles are eclectic?
I guess these lines from Emcee Eche’re …just matter of perspective.
You think you’re actually respected? forget battle rap, just pen your best apology, should’ve never bothered me. hmm, I think that you think that you’re hella scholarly;
Forget the quantum physics, it’s apocalyptic… and I’m starting with Esch… that’s eschatology.

Oi… Echelon…
Go fuck yourself, with your severed schlong.
I’m exposing this pussy… like a wet sarong.
Fucking hell… like the devil’s dong.
Submissive bitch, you never dom, or bring the champ pain. Pérignon.
Echelon…
You’re a “monster of rhymes”? Nah you got the sentence wrong…
You’re tryna fuck with a monster… Bella Swan.
Dropping hella bombs… this ain’t World War Two, just a brief replay;
I’mma celebrate the win in an easy way, coz they got V ahead of E like it’s VE Day.

You said “EITHER WA… uh, would you cut the yelling?
Must be into satanic sex magic, how bad you fucked the spelling.
I’ll turn up at your humble dwelling, with more guns than the Viet Kong,
I’mma shoot up dude’s house, brought the piece along,
To put a hole in Echelon’s wall. he a peeping tom.
I’ll put that o in e’s place… just for spelling semen wrong.
“semon”?
Fucking idiot.

I ain’t taking some wacks under my wing so they can aim for the sky.
You called me Icarus, I’ll try to phrase a reply…
Uh…
Nah I can’t right now, coz I’m dangerously high.

He warned you, didn't he? You should've listened to your dad's advice.
Fly too near son, you might end up in the afterlife.
But then you messed with Maestro, who's violent like the Devil with his violin.
Suddenly everything is silent. It's like you're drowning while the sirens sing in the horizon.
Either way I fled the crime scene and left you on the pavement.
Get it? You're gonna need more than a medic to cure you of this ailment.
You're a body getting burned like Hitler in the Downfall.
But you did it to yourself like a protester at town hall.
But fuck your waxy wing, this ain't the Arab Spring.
It's badaboom, badabing, like Knoxville vs. Butterbeam.
I swing like the era of jazz before bebop.
You duck like you listen to rock. But it's sheet rock.
My head bop cause I grew up on that hip hop.
That's why you miss me, cause your fist be like you're 60 on Tik Tok.
Fuck it, I got them big bucks. So you never gon' phaze me.
I hang with Dukes and Counts like Ellington and Basie.
I'm venomous as snakes be. All you do is mention names like Benz for the Mercedes.
That's why you're sailing into Hades. And I'm gonna be your private captain.
You're a has-been from the 80's like Michael Jackson.
I'll whip your ass like Christ with Passion.
Writing fire through the lines like Johan Sebastian.
So it ain't a buzzer beater when I add the last points to the score.
It's all in the lore of yore: a feather pen and some wax will leave this chicken plucked to the core.

You chose the name Maestro, fucking hell, honestly…
Dude can’t even conduct himself properly.
Ay, stop it with the lame topics, a maestro’s a great conductor, so by the same logic
Bitch, go stick your fingers in a mains socket.

You said I should’ve listened to my dad’s advice…
He told me ‘son, there’s two types of people in this world, cats and Maes’.
He told me ‘just one wrong move can cost a man his life, make them pay, stick a shiv in his kidney and snap the knife, so no one can budge-it; that’s the price’.
He told me ‘son, if at first you don’t succeed… stab them twice’.

I should broadcast your death, kill this writer on Twitch, and live stream the jerk as he dies in a ditch.
Lydia Tár spitting a bar… Maestro’s a bitch.
Yeah I’m hella nice… stop being so goddamn repetitive, that’s the best advice…
Your shit’s the saMe but rearranged, and that’s what we expect from Maes.

Maestro…
Shit it’s like I brought a nuclear bomb to a knife throw, right bro? why though?
Coz if you ask me what are the chances I’m gonna miss-I’ll sigh-“low”.

Yo, those was some big rhymes, you packed some heat in a lil time..But skill wise I’m still fly…
I’ll check you watch, take that battery out ya back an kill time,
I get my lug gauge width the strap, to steel time..(steal)
I’m sayian I raise arms like doing a spirit bomb at 10:10 i goku out the chamber in real time..

Ok Move! go, old posts and you see it’s easy for eyereddit, now I see to kill vir-bait’m,
Ok move goal posts and you see it’s easy, for I read it now I see 2kill, verb ate’m
But hold on let me really kill, verbatim..You rap like ChatBot no hating,
A.I in verb? No April fools but this is the may-trix..
But You ain’t bout no gun action, never cocked a pump action stop ya dumb acting..
Because that butt to butt film you watch is the only time you seen men have other men buss at’em..
If it’s real beef I check how (check cow) his mood (moo) sound and if it’s off as shit…
I’ll open this cowling then lean him in a jet engine with blades sharp as shit..
then feed him to verb like I sub-bread it, he’ll be glad he ate her,
cuz knuckle sandwich put pound on lips till it’s dark as shit,
minimal effort I open rappers like a chocolate kiss, causing wreck till exams over my doc. A script..
my bars are Cole in testing you hear that bow’ll move, you’ll reduce to a pile of shit💩,
I’m god of the arena, take ya lady and make you Spartacus..

Ok one more bar should hurt you quick, I’m the problem solving eye of Horus!
That can erase this little god of Forrest’s..
So unlock my mangekyo, redd i Tee (tea) off like the waters boiling.
And since we know you bullshit this your vir-bull warning..
Only way his verse-C.us? Is if I make it ok vir-B.us but never that cause vir-B.S …
One hit might rip your cartilage, you bought the how 2 lose vir-sion of a newb starter kit..
You let another man leave you in ya ‘res erect’ boy yo art’a miss
but don’t try to act seasoned because youll get four wrist (Forrest) cut on both sides
Leave you dead like autumn’s in…

Hey I’m not going to explain the bars because I’m sure it’s not that complex and I see you all recent posters are definitely top tier. Yo virbius bro honestly you’re mad talented bruh if you want to respond feel free but def pm me help me around I’m new..

GOOD TO SEE MECHANICAL here, vs R KILLSBURY -- you must weight 3000 pounds
LOL! CEASE THE ROUNDS!? beat up this clown like ''IT'' then SPLIT
I'm coming at this kid with a ball of hurt, KARMA SQUIRT
I'm insect intelligence,, u are irrelavent -- I HAVE VENEMOUS PENMANSHIP
I killed the darkside of aparthied, raise more hands than EMINEM'
EMBELLISHMENTS MALOVOLENCE< i killed karma with a knife..
I PUNISH EMCEE's, duck and weave,, -- punch a key
SUMMON BEASTS THATILL EAT THIS GEEK(ORAGATANG_
I'm JAK 2, a mountain of rhymes kills this fountain of time..
REARNING UR BRAIN CELLS WITH A PUNCHLINE!

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Originally Posted by Echelon

GOOD TO SEE MECHANICAL here, vs R KILLSBURY -- you must weight 3000 pounds
LOL! CEASE THE ROUNDS!? beat up this clown like ''IT'' then SPLIT
I'm coming at this kid with a ball of hurt, KARMA SQUIRT
I'm insect intelligence,, u are irrelavent -- I HAVE VENEMOUS PENMANSHIP
I killed the darkside of aparthied, raise more hands than EMINEM'
EMBELLISHMENTS MALOVOLENCE< i killed karma with a knife..
I PUNISH EMCEE's, duck and weave,, -- punch a key
SUMMON BEASTS THATILL EAT THIS GEEK(ORAGATANG_
I'm JAK 2, a mountain of rhymes kills this fountain of time..
REARNING UR BRAIN CELLS WITH A PUNCHLINE!

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Karma squirt? Insect intelligence, FFS put insect aside…
All I want to know is the needle clean, that you use to inject your lines?..
This kids never seen his bar gain votes, he paid the price for tryna haggle..
You got open battles since last year no one’ll ever up-a-echelon battle..
Ohhh wait you’re a feminist! Ohh shoot now it all makes perfect sense!
Misspelled malevolent, the only male word just to be a jerk to men…
Never had perky breast,
but I bet them double d’s in that karma rose helping it work it’s best..
I Smell burnt rubber,
That karma going around on that stubbled bush will let out a squirt in-sex.. (Insex insects)

Dag-diggity, this cunts on some mad wizardry,
casts a spell when he attacks lyrically by turning himself into a fag instantly,
you hold straps gingerly, write raps simply, I've heard all your shit before, it's way back history,
Your bars lack imagination, more like scanned imagery,
But we should know to expect copies when it's faq's similes,

You need a dose of dosulepin to change the mode you're moving in,
The questions he poses are old but they're new to him,
If he dont ask more of opponents, he'll grow to fit the view of him, FAQ being an appropriate pseudonym

I could tell him now that he suck, but he'd feel down in the dumps,
your cultural significance: amounting to nut,
my advice is dig deep & profoundly brush up on the art-if-Faq wanna make it outta the mud,

You have sorry prospects like watching corrie box sets,
You whither against amateurs & failed dropping one vet,
I cell myself as in body mode so I'm offing top threats & packing up pro teens like a golgi complex. I'll give your dog this hot sex. Sorry. What? Yes

Oh, hi Bag!

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Originally Posted by FaQEyeReddit

Karma squirt? Insect intelligence, FFS put insect aside…
All I want to know is the needle clean, that you use to inject your lines?..
This kids never seen his bar gain votes, he paid the price for tryna haggle..
You got open battles since last year no one’ll ever up-a-echelon battle..
Ohhh wait you’re a feminist! Ohh shoot now it all makes perfect sense!
Misspelled malevolent, the only male word just to be a jerk to men…
Never had perky breast,
but I bet them double d’s in that karma rose helping it work it’s best..
I Smell burnt rubber,
That karma going around on that stubbled bush will let out a squirt in-sex.. (Insex insects)

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Hey, FaqEyeReddit…

“I’ll put a gun up to Eye like a sniper scope... ay, wait, that ain’t the right approach...
I put a potato on the end of my rifle bro, but that doesn’t mean that it’s silenced though, just tryna show, I can wreck anything coming from Eye da hoe.”

“I got another one for Eye, wait a moment...
Nobody’s betting he’d win, ain’t a brave opponent...
I’mma send him to the afterlife, make a great commotion...
If you’ve read what I said then the main components are to frame the notion that if you’re putting money on Eyes it’s to pay the boatman.”

So… I wrote both those quotes before, but for a different guy,
He’s called EyeDealIstic, so they still apply.
Since one Eye’s so much better than the other, best to mention,
Kind of ironic how you struggle with the depth perception.

True story: I advised him to vote on battles to fit in and make a good impression…
I didn’t mean a good impression of a psychopath feeding his full obsession.

My fam carry knives… this little submissive bitch can come get it…
So when ‘ours slash something’, you’ll know it’s this sub Reddit.

FAQ:
Why’s this guy called Reddit when we see his posts and never bother?
Is he dropping votes or goddamn essays? does he think he’s a clever scholar?
Should I kill him with a post like a letter bomber? Or just for fun, kill this wuss with a sword?
Or is Reddit the type to put a bullet-in bored?
Is his account for real or just a joke from a satirist?
Why’s this guy put the ‘anal’ in ‘overanalysis’?

Whether I let this poser keep on posting bloated votes bout how the flows are hinting and the components linking…
Or I beat him brain dead, forevermore, so he just frozen, blinking…
Either way it’s right to say he gon be over thinking.

Ohhh So you thought eye! wasn’t gone see?
How by ya self verb, you! wasn’t gone speak..
So your punk ass ran on and got ya big bad! brother for me?
And y’all grouped up and sent ants! to run up a tree..
That you can’t even measure up to, tryna quickly muster a sneak…
That responds to old shit I honestly haven’t thought of in weeks..
clearly I struck a nerve showing u ur down fall cuz now u tight & stuck on defeat..
I’ll hammer down on ko pair ants ,
beat both their ass with thy-fists then send’em back to they mother the queen ..
no matter how I put verb on paper its bad news for mom, ima fuck up ha sleep..
mandela effect, this timeline I’ll body bag,Verbs top pick, then get verbal head lumped up from beats..
shits passed tense when I smoke trial, cuz seeing eye cuffed in due time is one sentence I won’t fucking repeat ..
especially over two dumb mother fuckers who came around here thinking they was fucking wit’me…

So now we gone do reverse eye cology
you knew ya boy bags was dirt, so the way you brought him back-concedes..
you planted him for me to chop down, you think we running a factory..
With the blueprint making this a paper view but neither one of you is a match for me..
So now I gotta log in, to flame all the barking they doing an setup the heat..
Cuz if I gotta come after them ta severe their teeth…
I’ll step to’em correct in their face, run I’ll catch’em and cut the acl out their knees…
with two eye-Tim’s I’ll separate bags making sure every stomp register they head till they bleed…
I’m pain for both, when I charge they’ll get chipped cuz I won’t give no quick tap for receipts..
See the problem with Mandela’s unique..
we dont remember, and we’re confused over ya lil death verse you got released.. ,
but yo Mandela if U N I verse you’ll get my death note - with ease..
Take a page out my book, you’ll remember the day you got ya death from me,..
Because your death to me, wont bring any affect to me, but that’s some shit you-never-see,
U kno where this going? I -Name, the date, how - his deaths noted, watch brains decay & lose matter with speed..
Watch’em suddenly start misremembering, as I reform their faces till I’m esthetically please..
Go ahead and take ya L Then link it to me…
a light verse I’m unpacking, my soul purpose to show these bars diss connects like when you got dramatically free’d...
MandEL do you know gods of death like Reddit on Apple Music? faq is it’s impossible to win a battle wit me…
Eyesight everything my shinagami can see…
you sticking your neck out for V will only get it emphatically seized..


Yo virb, you need to settle down about depth perception, cuz your bars on any level ain’t deep..
Respectfully, I respect Philly but sounds like the price for the bars you’re getting got you forgetting they cheap..
pick a galaxy heck, don’t matter wether you drop multi verses, my verse will smoke ya and I sent’em with ease...
want to coagulate with M, bruh send’em in please! He’ll get flocked with fire arms that rockem to sleep….
I’ll have ya fat ass exercising carrying the box I’ma box him in v…
Looks like I Gotta rough y’all up to show yall what my sentiments Mean..
Then take aim at you virb, have every one of ya cells ticked.. cause at any point I playoff words! anything you ever said getting sweep..
I’ve never seen a man newer to the concept of planting metaphors while still fingering dirt…
Probably cuz when dick riding don’t work, this con-necks everyone… feelings on virb…
But Maybe it’s something I said? I got a feeling he’s hurt..
But shit when your eyes and ears are closed to real shit, soon as he gets a little pressure I got a feeling he’ll burst..
Let me take a step back cause honestly I like virb..
His contents smooth with his flow, that’s tea with light herbs…
don’t disrespect my breakdowns on molten bars used to craft a sword from a knights purse..
That’s been put together and heat treated from a craftsman’s nice work..
But because you a tricked out punch whore, can’t see the intricacies of a nice verse..
Maybe you should enroll a semester, take some night classes it might work…
But you got a problem with reading, missing all the deep wordplay and nice words…
Idk if it’s your adhd, comprehension, visions off or Wi-Fi’s cursed..
I’ll give you some advice just don’t be mad I gotta let out dis-sigh-first..
Over annoyance i gotta breakdown on-ya-in layers till you cry and ya eyes hurt..
With all the negatives eye addressed, you can’t negate-if you won’t address this site first!

Ima keep it a buck y’all both (virbius and bag Mandela) did y’all thing. That’s the only reason I replied as fast as I could cuz I wasn’t gonna take such disrespect lol I wanted to come harder but I’m busy this week but cheers

You can't write for shit but have tons of passion,
I'm glad you've found a good distraction from the null reaction, slump in action that is your life of waiting for stuff to happen,
What else do you do? Nuthin? A lot?
You like reddit so I guess threads is something ya got,
One thing I know is you aren't hustling rock,
Who's gonna give Fa bricks he ain't cut from the cloth,
I'll catch dude stood on his block, I'll be driving past him,
He got jake paul vibes, I'll send the iron at him,
First shot catch your leg, second slightly glance him,
But when you get the 3rd Eye you'll feel your mind expanding,
Time collapsin, veins running dry, caught by such surprise they always wonder why, I had to put you to sleep and dull ya lights, thats the remedy for thinkin bags under eye

You match the plush delight of a woman's sigh every fucking time you do something nice and she finds the tiniest thing she doesn't like.

If I got tons of passion I guess all I need is you..
This pussy wouldn’t get a liq-if eye seen bags a fruit…
This guys got a gay accent, and he’s feisty who is this gypsy queen?
mcgreggor? if instead of sucking steroids he sucking hemorrhoids and lengthy peen..
Everything I spit wrecked’em let me stop talking like that before this fag tries to get with me….

Nah but seriously bags I’m glad you showed up maybe one day you and eye battle..
Because one things for sure you’re a noticeable foe, but will always get put under eye shadow…

Daddy is here I am hymn, no gospel
I see more bitch moves and pussies in here than a brothel
To judge a book by it’s cover is awful,
Drop a few lines not a chapter & no one cares to read a novel
If u post more than 4-6 in a cypher to retort
Is showcasing more detail & conviction than being charged in court

You refer to yourself as "Daddy" readily. In a tone I would call "fag suggestively", you executed a ploy to camp-aggressively let FaQ know you're attracted sexually, he's chasing clout so you'll bang eventually and you can be whatever you think "daddy"s meant to be, creating damage rectally playing batty jeopardy.
That aside, logic states it's accepted generally that people undertaking tasks intentionally specifically for clout do so acting selfishly & lack integrity, meaning your life experience has essentially been a feeling of paradoxical class sincerity.

u proof read? ur shits all clustered together, it comes off careless.
Ur text Made such a great wall, it even has the Chinese government feeling embarrassed
Im a vet with medals of valor in text, my win streaks accentuated.
Only when using "marks" and *symbols* for wordplay is ur "writing considered decorated" =-)

@Bag Mandela

Black Pegasus you aint even half jack Skellington, your bars are as shaky as gelatin
and your game is more washed than bill Belichicks.
Did you forget about the minimum,
I would too if my body just got rolled up into a rug from your living room.
Your stature might make you want to reply,
but that's just the instinctive nature you have telling you to re write.
But to me you aint a bitch, you're more like a little kid speaking in illiterate lisps that are barely multisyllabic.
You're still talking about pickle ricks instead of limericks wearing a sailor boy outfit you go to dinner in.
But you might just be to primitive to even consider this cliches will be your bitter end.
You aint good enough to invoke images, at-least you still know what your limit is.
I picture your bottom lip quivering while muttering gibberish incorrect meter telling me you cannot deliver them.

That's a fascinating avatar, I'm a sucker for art,
You can really see the creator cutting the card before putting his heart in getting fucked in the arse before pushing free the marbled muddle of cum & a shart,
intriguing texture, how it looks runny in parts but also crusty and hard.
Alas, I too found bragging of text battles amusing,
If he'd had a couple rap battles I would salute it,
We give props to male porn stars, we'd love the chance to do it,
But that seems like claiming accolades for wanking to it,

A medal of valour for rhyming words a lot,
my minds whirring at the mere emergence of the thought of the suffering, hurt & loss you must have endured in getting those verses dropped.
I shall too strive to earn this spot, then I'll keep it with my distinguished service cross i was served because I'm an otherworldly god at jerking off

This Bags guy fuckin' loves dildos when he cant get dick
Fat women ask you for fashion tips because you have birthing hips.

You don't leave your apartment unless you're covered in lavender and daisys
You and another guy mating will never create babies.

You often strain your wrist when you try and pick up your purse
When your high heels mismatch, you stomp pout and curse.

You're a g at jerking off when the dick isn't yours
stealing the clients is how you're tricking the whores

You suck cock for a ride and walk back to your building
You batter a guys twinkie just to get to the filling.

You got on the bus, sat next to a babe,
And told your friends you went on a date,
I imagine most others incels'll relate,
You'll go from a face on an egg to having egg on ya face,

Your testicles have to ache,
You lack the muscle mass to make your hand grip tight enough to masturbate,
I'll bake you a carrot cake with ingredients from a wanking ape,

That there is a fact mister, I'm a nan fister and yours is slack with a black blister, I'll shave my pubes & glue em to your cats whiskers,

I'll French kiss your aging dog and make ya watch, you'll be erect for hours or days if not, but won't be able shake it off,
Like a long-term smoking related cough,

Your burnt out like a carbonised meal,
You're waiting for emotional scars to try heal,
You must favour the cuntish, thats harsh but quite real,
Cuz everyone you like is always far from ideal

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Originally Posted by Bag Mandela

testicles are bags of fun on a man to deal. Yummie!

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Your currency is dill dough, you like when the pickles stack
You clearly get the euphemism, you like the gift above the sack.

You get emotionally scarred when men sexually reject you.
You just want his nut, you dont care if he loves or respects you.

Your teddy bear has a two foot attached dildo, it's well worn
Thine buttocks pull mens pubes until they're torn

You think I've wanked off a couple of guys?
Pshhh yeah, hundreds of times,
I've suffered injuries from cum as it flies,
That's all to say I'm used to busting at eyes,

I'll put my dick in your ass with confidence,
And you will understand its prominence,
I'll nut, after you'll have to wash it n it's not gay if done to establish dominance,

I'm sure that ya great, I'll take you to walk in a place full of picturesque glory & grace, pull a fork from my waist and swing forcefully breaking your orbital plate, then of course begin rape,

I hope the way I describes effective,
I'm explaining in detail what my minds projecting,
So apologies if the details are quite aggressive,
But to show you this view, gotta give Eye-some-metrics

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Originally Posted by Bag Mandela

You think I've wanked off a couple hordes of guys?
Pshhh yeah, hundreds of thousands of times,
I've suffered orgasms from cum as it flies,
That's all to say I'm used to nut in the butt but sometimes the eyes,

I'll put the dicks in my ass with confidence,
And you will understand its prominence,
I'll nut, after you'll probably not want to know if done to establish providence,

I'm sure that ya great, I'll take you to walk in a place full of picturesque glory & grace, pull a fork from the purse by my waist and pick gently from my salad plate, then of course ask men to take me on dates,

I hope the way I describes effective,
I'm explaining in detail what my minds projecting,
So apologies if the details are quite aggressive,
But to show you this view, gotta give Eye-some-metrics

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I lost brain cells reading this, but I couldn't afford to.
They call you a wingman... the way you escort dudes.

Editing bars isn't witty n clever,
Write you're own as a creativity measure,
You're like a shit DJ, a gimpier Guetta,
Remixing shit but everytime the originals better,

Go on lad, ya show got slack,
You got bummed, can't get the shape of ya colon back,
Been walked through by more men than than the local flat,
Ya mums hoing at when she's low on crack,

I could say something weak as ya arms,
Like "the only time Eyes heavy is reading his bars",
You probs believe that it's hard, it makes me feel like a tard n want to hang myself from a roof beam with a scarf,

Could improve with the kind of statement,
Like "despite being a loner, there's no eyes-elation",
Stinks a bit but only mildly fragrant,
I'll get to the point I'm growing quite impatient

I wish you the best, we clash n check out,
Won't hear on the radio-eyes-a-topic, no one reactor melt down

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Originally Posted by Bag Mandela

Editing bars is very witty n clever,
Write your own as a creativity measure,
You're like a shit DJ, a manlier Guetta,
Remixing shit but everytime the originals better,

Go on lad, ya show your shaft and the sack,
I got bummed, can't get the structure of my colon back,
Had more men inside me than the home of the Arizona Diamonbacks,
Mothers worldwide cry that I take the cream in my crack,

I could say something limp as the wrists on my arms,
Like "the only time Eyes heavy is when I'm lisping my bars",
I like penis when its hard, it makes me feel like a tard n want to drown myself in a pool filled with ooze from some nards,

Could improve with the kind of statement,
Like "when I see a boner there's no eyes-elation",
Stinks a bit but its deliciously fragrant,
I'll get to the point I'm growing quite impatient

I wish you the best, I wish our wee wees would clash n check out,
Won't hear on the radio-eyes-a-topic, no one reactor melt down

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Stop talking about dude on dude here, go back to your diary.
Even if you didn't just want my dick, you still would admire me.

You sent me a PM, far as I’m concerned mate, that’s first base,
Where do we go now? Flirt? Date?
We could skip to when I make your ass burn, ache,
Sausage so long it’ll cause your liver-worse pain,

Worse pain than hepatitis when I get inside ya,
Develop kinda symptoms recognised as similar to meningitis,
Struggles for freedom – you won’t win-dose like ya getting linus,
Terrorising fuck that’s what sex with Eyes-is,

These are some of the weirdest rhymes, facts,
Bend you over force my penis like that,
After a while EyeDeal’ll try tap,
And he’ll be furious when he cums, when Egg-reaches climax

There's penis in your butt so you got head up your ass.
In regards to giving brains, you're leading the class.

You got mens nuggets clapping on your nuggets from behind
When the dude finishes you moan "rewind, rewind"

Is that last line true? About rewinding it? Yeah,
But you won't tell me your age & I find it unfair,
I'm more than slightly prepared to get violent I swear,
I'll run up in your mums motor home hyper aware & hit her spine with a chair while she's drying her hair,

Trust me I'll have ya mum lugubrious,
When I bare my ass she'll be furious,
Doubting I'll do it that's dubious,
That bitch will get more moons than jupiter

Embarrassed by your age? Not a strength or desire,
Mine could end up being higher,
I'm already retired,
I probs just seem young cuz I'm incredibly wired,
So old I'm turning religious but I never was prior,

Nuts clap your nuts, you store the results in your butt.
Your mascara is running from tears because a dude didn't call you a slut.

Jokes on you, I'm incredibly gay,
Plus I'm into masochism n sexual pain,
I know that both definitions the same just thought Id better explain for those less in the game,
If you saw me cry it's cuz I didn't feel resentment or shame,
All I really wanted was egg on my face,
Then I would enjoy the rest of the day

Eyedeal, bro you're normal like an eyed eel,
Cuz an eel without eyes, hot dang, that's not ideal,
Hate sea life, love scared faces, half like seal,
I'll leave you in a high yield mine field in ya wife's heels

You say you're old, but old & bitter or old & wise?
Are you straight or gay? I think both ya type,
Too much duality, you think I'm hot but cold as ice,
Who's mindset looking bipolar Eye's,

I know that last punch just sort of alright,
But it's hard to pull out of the awkwardish vibes about porking a guy,
Plus your nameflips been drilled to bits they're probs boring to eye,
Every time they must get cornea right?

I made a mistake
U play with a rake

Congrats on your cypher win, that’s hella great, for real,
But you can thank the biased judges, ain’t coz you demonstrate appeal.
You said Bag needs a rake? that was a very strange reveal,
Guess it goes to show you know it ain’t a level playing field.

Suck testicles blud, Plus cherish the nut,
Your mum gets arrested before she gets to the pub,
That formulaic verbal exchange bar & Un's mess of a punch,
Being top 2 shows this shits subjective as fuck,

Lots of writers dropping lyrics,
But read through that shit? I'd rather pop n visit the premature ejaculation doctors clinic, and take them on a picnic to play soggy biscuit,

You're right bro, bout your fam on some pro shit at sodomy,
And how competition explodes the monotony,
But you wrote a nuff bars, engrossed in it honestly,
Too many words to make your point guess verbose an apology,

Another example of boring basic go stand in the corner face it formulaic dorkish name flips,
That $250 tourney, themed, who spits the rawest gay shit

Bro you got second place in the contest? stop it.
They saw a number two in little Bags? …dog shit.

Oh wow, I got robbed again. what a great surprise.
Your shit was sixth or seventh best so the place just ain’t align, I’m seeing eighth in little Bags like when I’m busy weighing highs.
Ratings wise, I’d have put EyeDealIstic or FaQeye’s up above your basic lines.
That shit ain’t based, it’s biased… since you struggled taking i’s.

Oh so you’re a second placer?
Of course you are, it’s second nature.
So many repetitive bars regarding me, jeez I must have hella haters.
All those lines re: Virb are rated? …fuck you and your echo chamber.

Thats bitches^ AKA bad business half legitimate ass diddling guy who jacks ritalin. ( - sinamen)

You named yourself after a wooden plant,
Suck ya Dad's crusty underpants,
My bollocks so big they could budge a tank,
In briefs, no ball room I don't rhumba dance,
You're the type to wear a fur bucket hat to go clubbing at your uncles flat,
I'll throw an axe at ya lower back and chree can get his lumbar jacked

After the budging tanks with wankster hands I had regrets,
Thought I’d jet cuz man likes to slam men on the ground forcing his OPSEC’s..
Talking about chree basically saying he has fire wood..
You basically let everyone know you got paddled how you Im-ply it’s good

Motherfucker I advise caution.
The site don’t need Eyes like a blind swordsman.
I’ll cut opponents into particle clouds, if you got the gist, expect the worst, not an op-to-mist?
Now the writing’s on the wall, testing Eyes… I’m an ophthalmologist.

Eye and I, we ain’t the same, he’s got nothing but love, I’ve got great disdain,
He’s a massive fan and a major pain, I ain’t even wanna say his name,
Thinks I’m some kind of magician, should be straight ashamed,
Coz I got Eye in the palm of my hand like David Blaine.
Yo…
He’s barely made progress, he’s advancing slow,
I’mma make him pay when I’m charging though.
It’s a direct hit when I’m harming foes
That applies to Eyes but ain’t a glancing blow,
Bro…
Either way, it’s right say, child’s play’s how I’m seeing you,
That applies, coz I’ll put hands on Eyes, like… peekaboo!

Lights flicker, shots like cameras clickin and snappin
dude dippin i'm laughing, this Virb don't want any action