Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

Hey... Wavve...
Why’d you even try to brag? Seriously, you ain’t saying nothing, was that some kinda gag?
All your filler’s pretty sweet but you cut corners... you tried icing Bag?

Hey... Alchemist...
Don’t act cute.
Change a-genda and shut the fuck up... just trans-mute.

Hey... Sik_wit_it...
You made thirteen hundred and fifty two posts so don’t act fresh.
Sik’s finished in 1353 like the black death.

Sik... How much longer you gotta plague the site?
And Wavve... mate... this ain’t for spite...
Now you’re too afraid to stay and fight?
You must be high, now you’ve taken flight, so wavve bye bye and say goodnight.
You blanked all your posts, they were basic trite,
Your diss-missed, then you Waivved the right.

Lol it's Sunday so I'll pray for you.

You're the average type I'll sacrifice back to Christ in raps I write./
Slash this hermaphrodite with plasma light gas in the afterlife./
"I am", "you are" you're irregular Virb./
Verb tense cuz "she is" switched his sex to a her./
Hit this vulture with crow bars connecting my words-/
to Proverbs (pry Virbs) in God mode I'm a blessing with verbs./
I'll leave a Mark when Hebrews (he bruise). My New Testament verse-/
will give your ex a diss (Exodus), see my method is (Methodist) church./
Her lips are fighting games, I need the Lord and a minister./
Cuz her head be on fire like a Scorpion finisher./
The demi god penning bars my Pentecost (pen'll cost) some cash in battles./
I'll make you Parish (perish) like synagogues and tabernacles./

You are light work.

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Originally Posted by Unkn0wnAlchemist

Lol it's Sunday so I'll pray for you.

You're the average type I'll sacrifice back to Christ in raps I write./
Slash this hermaphrodite with plasma light gas in the afterlife./
"I am", "you are" you're irregular Virb./
Verb tense cuz "she is" switched his sex to a her./
Hit this vulture with crow bars connecting my words-/
to Proverbs (pry Virbs) in God mode I'm a blessing with verbs./
I'll leave a Mark when Hebrews (he bruise). My New Testament verse-/
will give your ex a diss (Exodus), see my method is (Methodist) church./
Her lips are fighting games, I need the Lord and a minister./
Cuz her head be on fire like a Scorpion finisher./
The demi god penning bars my Pentecost (pen'll cost) some cash in battles./
I'll make you Parish (perish) like synagogues and tabernacles./

You are light work.

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Pray for me? you’re prey for me... so naturally it occurred to me,
Mistaking A&E, you’ll end up in Accident & Emergency.

Fuck your biblical scriptures, all your stupid policies and skewed philosophies;
You saying “New Testament”, but you’re in future probably due-to-honour-me.
A prophet, I should boost economy.
I’m god tier, should recruit a monastery.
The most high, I sh...
Wait.
Mate, you think ‘proverb’ sounds like ‘pry verb’?
...Really?
That’s some crazy prynunciation.
Kinda unpryfessional.

You pronounce ‘o’... ‘y’...
Oh...? why...?
Dude prolly pronounces ‘yo-yo’ as ‘yyyy’.
Fucking idiot.
So ask this bitch how many times that he’s won...
Just remember, if he says ‘nyne’ he means ‘none’.
And it seems fun, but don’t assume you’re surviving,
You don’t know the difference between ‘doing’ and ‘dying’.
Or between ‘hope’ and ‘hype’.
Holy smokes... pass the pope a pype.

You said I’m light work... dude, please...
Light but you ain’t seeing me, you’re thinking you V?

Virb Is Retarded, I pray for his medical diagnostic./
I've shown my biblical scriptures are letting you die Agnostic./
Reply at your job with a gat to shoot it./
Blast this foolish brat then give his Boston (boss 10) like Massachusetts./

I'll shoot the brains out him./
Stains blossom when his dome get's pushed back like Game's album./

Replies took you 11 days I shred in several ways./
Every phrase you decorate inept displays of rhymes I decimate./
This rookie's the hoe type. Ban this crook from the whole site./
And Celph...Roe V Wade him, leave this pussy with no rights./
Relies on picking "Pry Verb" to respond then scurry./
Dude, I'll bomb this fairy rhyming economy and monastery./
Ending garbage rookies and still Sik_wit_it./
Dude thinks he's sick dropping trash, he's ill-litter-writ./

It took you a week and a half and I ripped your trash in less than 24 hours.

Damn, for real, that was kinda nice.

...I mean, it wasn’t mean, your drop was poor quality.
“Roe v Wade”... for the body ought-honour-me.
Or a row V weighed... I mean, my lines are heavy.
Snapping, easy, this fight’s like striking dry spaghetti with a wide machete.

Forget what Roe-set for bitches... it’s about time dogg shows.
You prolly gonna need stitches, but you’re thinking it’s not so..?
Get it? stitches..? not sew..?
Couldn’t body Bag. I’mma turn Unknown to a John Doe.
What yo? we’re not bros... ‘Unknown’ coz you not ‘familia’.
I’mma damage this cunt like, got chlamydia.
Never missed, I mean, everyone here’d be glad when we gotten rid of ya.
Unknown... people do not consider ya.

But ‘Unknown’... yeah, really, I like the name...
Coz your writing game’s kinda strange, and that’s defined the same.
If you’re god’s watching you now he’s prolly quite ashamed.
This Christian prick should thank me, coz I’m taking away any pride attained.
Shit...
I go over your head like I levitate to heaven’s gate and devastate, fuck god I got a better set of skills.
You said “decimate” like you meant to state I demonstrate ‘temper-sent to kill’.
Yeah I “took eleven days” but I’m never late, I still punked-you-all.
Damn.
You prolly think guns are cool...
Plus you steal basic bars like a fucking fool...
I’m saying what you robb... elementary... who’d you think you’ve come to school?

You should quit writing here and just read these, damn,
And, yeah, Celph Taut’s ill, I’m agreeing, man...
But your “medical diagnostic”... ain’t an easy plan...
Your imagery ain’t showing up like CT’s-can.
Coz, like...
Talking bout “Sik_wit_it”, but you’re a cancer to the scene.
Hey, cut it out. I’ll take a dagger to your spleen.
Seems you’re sleeping on me, so it’s naturally a theme;
Holding you a wake, for me that’s actually a dream

Not bad, but why do you ask so many questions in your verses lol?

My Alchemy's fly. I've battled and taken thousands of lives./
He watching South Park asking how Kenny (can he) die./
He fears the Unknown, not realizing I own him./
You're blind when guns put you to sleep like Glock-coma (Glaucoma)./
I air shots, it's fun watching this brother die./
I get spouses to catch planes just to let a couple fly./
Rebuttal lies otherwise you must get replaced./
Snatch your "wide machete" leaving you cut "width a blade."/
Know your role or get missing from clips. Characters after-/
get fired. I'll carry your dagger from my spleen and cut you like terrible actors./
Stick to the script, I'll make this actor rehearse./
This is your diss? Leaving me with questions like half of your verse./
I question your premise. I question your intellectual limits./
I bet you can't write a diss without a bunch of questions within it./
It's proof you are too weak. You need 2 weeks to write, this newbie you do see-/
wrote that chlamydia line with proof he don't proof read./
When I dissed Celph, he shot statements with venom./
You dissed Celph, he barely paid you attention./
Dissed and praised him, you won't be CT'esque V./
This dick's a pussy. Like a Cadillac I C-TS-V./
I'm Sik_wit_it. You said it was antibodies./
Then I'll clip your uncle and bury your auntie-body./
I'll hit your family with the canon I pack./
Then get rid of a useless Virb like the Grammarly app./
I'll bang this victim's face in till his brain will hit the pavement./
And, your body seize (C's) up like gang affiliations./
You hate religious rhymes, and I'm a John Doe./
Die in Hell. Your mom upped her clientele cuz she need her John's doe./
Let's see what this hen do (Hindu) to more men (Mormon) with some Hennessey./
Undressing Peter Griffin's son to accept Chris G in a tee (Christianity)./
Your mother is some dumber, cum dumpster, cunt muncher./
Who got pregnant and you're the bum son to come from her./

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Originally Posted by Unkn0wnAlchemist

Not bad, but why do you ask so many questions in your verses lol?

My Alchemy's fly. I've battled and taken thousands of lives./
He watching South Park asking how Kenny (can he) die./
He fears the Unknown, not realizing I own him./
You're blind when guns put you to sleep like Glock-coma (Glaucoma)./
I air shots, it's fun watching this brother die./
I get spouses to catch planes just to let a couple fly./
Rebuttal lies otherwise you must get replaced./
Snatch your "wide machete" leaving you cut "width a blade."/
Know your role or get missing from clips. Characters after-/
get fired. I'll carry your dagger from my spleen and cut you like terrible actors./
Stick to the script, I'll make this actor rehearse./
This is your diss? Leaving me with questions like half of your verse./
I question your premise. I question your intellectual limits./
I bet you can't write a diss without a bunch of questions within it./
It's proof you are too weak. You need 2 weeks to write, this newbie you do see-/
wrote that chlamydia line with proof he don't proof read./
When I dissed Celph, he shot statements with venom./
You dissed Celph, he barely paid you attention./
Dissed and praised him, you won't be CT'esque V./
This dick's a pussy. Like a Cadillac I C-TS-V./
I'm Sik_wit_it. You said it was antibodies./
Then I'll clip your uncle and bury your auntie-body./
I'll hit your family with the canon I pack./
Then get rid of a useless Virb like the Grammarly app./
I'll bang this victim's face in till his brain will hit the pavement./
And, your body seize (C's) up like gang affiliations./
You hate religious rhymes, and I'm a John Doe./
Die in Hell. Your mom upped her clientele cuz she need her John's doe./
Let's see what this hen do (Hindu) to more men (Mormon) with some Hennessey./
Undressing Peter Griffin's son to accept Chris G in a tee (Christianity)./
Your mother is some dumber, cum dumpster, cunt muncher./
Who got pregnant and you're the bum son to come from her./

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All that typing to get murked with a bar?

ll grab the .50 cal & turn the tables on this queer..
Figured Id let him have his last words..felt like I waited for a year..
But you know the 5-0 coming after alch content like the label for a beer.

Lol

Writing 3 lines clearly left you nearly disabled./
Hearing you're able at 50 grabbing queers on a table./
This weirdo with Quaaludes placed in beer for the gay dudes./
I'll give you an L in da generous (Ellen DeGeneres) way I can slay you./

Funny you mentioned Ellen D- I'm bout to blast,
Couple rounds out the pound fam ya bound to crash,
My trigger finger itchin? That's something I'm dumbfounded at -
Oh yeah, maybe cuz you left Phalanx without a scratch

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Originally Posted by Bag Mandela

Funny you mentioned Ellen D- I'm bout to blast,
Couple rounds out the pound fam ya bound to crash,
My trigger finger itchin? That's something I'm dumbfounded at -
Oh yeah, maybe cuz you left Phalanx without a scratch

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I dig being the main character of ya bars..Im flattered, but jeez dude.
I dont really need a supporting cast...but docs'll recommend one after I beat you
This is 5 star service, at the door waiting to let shells pop..
Have his pallbearers carrying Bag & feeling like bell hops...

Phalanx,

I Googled the meaning of your name, I don’t need Twelve Shots….
I would wait until your shells pop…butttt your Turtle slow, you all are shell shocked.
Or it’s a bone of your finger or toes which both were likely to have felt cock.
Your name is dumb, you should attempt your luck again, go back and sell pot.
Or ride the short bus because it seems that you are self taught.

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Originally Posted by Phalanx

I dig being the main character of ya bars..Im flattered, but jeez dude.
I dont really need a supporting cast...but docs'll recommend one after I beat you
This is 5 star service, at the door waiting to let shells pop..
Have his pallbearers carrying Bag & feeling like bell hops...

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Originally Posted by Refuge

Phalanx,

I Googled the meaning of your name, I don’t need Twelve Shots….
I would wait until your shells pop…butttt your Turtle slow, you all are shell shocked.
Or it’s a bone of your finger or toes which both were likely to have felt cock.
Your name is dumb, you should attempt your luck again, go back and sell pot.
Or ride the short bus because it seems that you are self taught.

✌️

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Dont act like you clutch pounds or would actually bust rounds
We wouldn't see ref raise arms after a touchdown!

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Originally Posted by Phalanx

Dont act like you clutch pounds or would actually bust rounds
We wouldn't see ref raise arms after a touchdown!

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no way this pussy aiming guns...
dudes a lady plus- he could coach the fkin sport and still not push a safety up

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Originally Posted by Fitzgerald

no way this pussy aiming guns...
dudes a lady plus- he could coach the fkin sport and still not push a safety up

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Psssh..If Im pushing the metal? The trey barks n its sparkin shots
If you pushing the metal? Its stray carts in the parking lot

Yeah you dissed the bitch above you, please, it was an easy win...
Who took tool the L? err, Fitzgerald... It Don’t Mean a Thing.

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Originally Posted by Virbius

Yeah you dissed the bitch above you, please, it was an easy win...
Who took tool the L? err, Fitzgerald... It Don’t Mean a Thing.

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Reed Richards, Im deemed fantastic for the schemes I bring
Your whole lifes just been grim, blockhead & I dont mean The Thing

Phal be playing solitaire with Uno cards,
Sat on an inflatable Bruno Mars,
Time-pressured cuz he needs to buy a new soap bar,
N wash his pubes before his dad's poo goes hard,
You wear Hugo Bart, the stank is nasty,
I'm talking drivers seat of a cabbies taxi after a 12 hour shift eating cabbage pasties,
Dudes so greasy you'd think Phal Iraqi,
That shit was poetic as a mother fucker's mother fucking a mother fucker's uncle's son n cousin brother, Mr lover lover, yo yo

Mandela still a virgin
His whole life been an example on how NOT to get laid
Couldnt find a bitch who'd let Bag pipe @ scottish parades

Nice bagpipe bar, kilt it, don't doubt that it's true,
But I heard it from Ill Finesse in like two thousand n two,
I'll make ya tart-undress, she's astoundingly huge,
the size that hag is got me sheepish, I took her down to the zoo,
wonder how she bin-ever-since, she was a mountain to move,
If I can remember where I'm going with this you're bout to be through,
Something to do with Scotland, pronouncing ow as an oo?
Could've been something about the Romans n how they had used,
Phalanxes against the Jocks in a bout they would lose,
But my history knowledge sucks, could search around for some proof,
Or I could leave you flagging when I land a cross out of the blue

@Bag Mandela
Swiss Army knife; have you leaking w/ evey sinister stab
Square up & You'll need Red Cross like Switzerland's flag
Purse snatch & parkour..Im flippin w/ bag
Any time I pennant, I try to stay true to the pun
Gotta tattooed Triad homie..One call & he's using the gun
You'll go white when that red dot center on ya..but you know where the Yakuza is from
Put him in a box. Thats a roof for this bum
Your consistency is dubious, son
Quit the 1-2? your crossing the line now
No tresspassing..Get away w/ this body because of the sign out

Didn't even read the diss above me, this distance scrub deep
LUNGS COMETH FROM THE SUNG DEEP -- COMETH THE LIGHT
I am humble pie -- eat this emcee -- and get a bite
I allusion empty skies -- empty nights
I charge deep -- bar totem -- bar odin
Car modem -- drive a stick shift for the kicks
You're PHALANX -- I cut the devil's tip
AND HIT U WITH A ARROW -- if you think you're the PHAROAH

Uh, pardon?
Echelon, I make more sense than that after my seventh bong.
You “cut the devil’s tip”? I’d beat you to death with his severed schlong.
Hey, Echelon... more shame Soar Kaid’s dead and gone, coz if he was still here you’d really get along.

Echelon... your name means there’s many levels don, and this multi-layered like I got twenty sweaters on, I’m too cold.
And you boldly called yourself ‘baby fox’? seems hella wrong, you prolly rocking a fursuit with a leather thong.
Now you call yourself ‘angel’ and it’s simply miraculous, I’m more angelic coz my shit is immaculate,
And all eyes on my rounds, so it’s biblically accurate.

Yeah Imma get my seraph on, Echelon,
You fucking with a monster. Bella Swan.
I don’t need to deliver my writtens coz the texts are strong,
and you getting killed with a single post like a letter bomb.

You struck out with the women so you switched to the gentlemen.
They rejected you too so your loneliness married endlessness.



And don't you fucking dare try and smart mouth me, either.

Listen bob
When your mother licks my knob
She gives it that “gluck, gluck
retard on a window” slob
But that bimbo broad smells like dead shrimp
So I wouldn’t Fischer with Jimbo’s rod
I got dirt on you. It’s no sod.
You on that Cosby shit: yes or get Mickied
Either way the chick gon’ nod

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Originally Posted by MARION MOTLEY

Listen bob
When your mother licks my knob
She gives it that “gluck, gluck
retard on a window” slob
But that bimbo broad smells like dead shrimp
So I wouldn’t Fischer with Jimbo’s rod
I got dirt on you. It’s no sod.
You on that Cosby shit: yes or get Mickied
Either way the chick gon’ nod

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This colt .45 never jams..You can bet on my horse
I'll put the strap to mare & ride on em like equestrian sports

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Originally Posted by MARION MOTLEY

Listen bob
your penis is so beautiful

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I didn't ask for your opinion on my genitals
You better go to church and head for the confessional.

When the priest asks "How have you sinned"
You'll say "I want your bishop, slip it on in"

The priest will gasp and suggest you leave.
You'll stand up in a huff and call him a tease.

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Originally Posted by Phalanx

This colt .45 never jams..You can bet my horse
I'll put the strap to mare & ride on em like equestrian sports

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Don't interrupt me, fucko. I had to school this whippersnapper for backtalking.

That was hella gay, so let’s switch to sports talk firstly
I rush like OJ til your linebacker corps’s got scurvy
I’m Earl Campbell in college with the torn-off jersey
Open-field, bout to do two converted shortstops dirty
They ain’t Bo Jack- how could these dorks Bosworth me?
I can’t een decide which post was more pause-worthy
I bet you poofters both like your whores not curvy
And would prefer 4 men/Foreman built like George... top sturdy
You gay as Deliverance rednecks callin’ a boi’s top “purrty”
Plus you “tapped mana on a 1st edition warlock” nerdy
Pull an eagle like Tiger if the dude before got birdie
And tell your mother get to cookin... Bitch, it’s Porkchop:30

Your wifes a fat pig plus she's a dang slut
Pork Chops 30...Wasn't that her episode of Bang bus?
She knows how to conductor self, shes the reason the trains run
She out her sucking the soul out mofo's like Shang Shun
And your stuck like a lame bum
Trying to figure out where the cumstains came from

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Originally Posted by Phalanx

Your wifes a fat pig plus she's a dang slut
Pork Chops 30...Wasn't that her episode of Bang bus?
She knows how to conductor self, shes the reason the trains run
She out her sucking the soul out mofo's like Shang Shun
And your stuck like a lame bum
Trying to figure out where the cumstains came from

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My wife is not a pig, stupid that was Kitchener Leslie
Don’t gloss over how my last verse should prolly get an ESPY
I bootlegged your mom’s Camsoda and fr the bitch impressed me
How I seen her gettin’ plugged by a Rabbit like her slit was Nestle’s
There’s two battle forums left... man the shit’s depressing
But I just sonned you here so you should prolly flip to Netcees
I’m forgetting Letsbeef, I guess you can pick from them 3
I’ll be stashin cabbage underground like Koreans mixin’ kimchi

Ay, mate, you claim your wife ain’t the pork kind?
If you Marion, it’s a poor sign.
I said... if you marry an’ it’s a porcine. (that means pig in latin).
Your vows (/vowels) out of place. (that means in pig latin).

Marion Motley...
You said some shit about his mother plugging Nestle, it makes hella sense...
And speaking of ma’s (Mars), I been plugging M&Ms.

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Originally Posted by Virbius

Ay, mate, you claim your wife ain’t the pork kind?
If you Marion, it’s a poor sign.
I said... if you marry an’ it’s a porcine. (that means pig in latin).
Your vows (/vowels) out of place. (that means in pig latin).

Marion Motley...
You said some shit about his mother plugging Nestle, it makes hella sense...
And speaking of ma’s (Mars), I been plugging M&Ms.

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Your writing makes me want to pick you up & find me a trash bin
Then add Virb without describing the action

Nah you’re describing that action in every flow displayed coz your lines are clearly throwaways.
Talkin bout who Marion would choose to wed (/Tues to Wed)? I ain’t so amazed, coz you’re mid, weak... I got jokes for days.

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Originally Posted by Virbius

I been plugging M&Ms.

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What’s next- blowing Cheetos? Bars about his dick hole & Fritos?
Quit pluggin’ M&M’s- that’s not how you’re sposed to eat those
Wait, I think I get it even though it’s quite gross to me
You just want that fag Bob to eat your booty like groceries

Lil Miss Marion, I gotta ask why, dude?
You try to get every guy nude.

Your mind is clearly fixated upon phallus
It's callous, you beat mens dicks like out of malice.

Nuts clap against the back of your nuts
Using your hands mouth and ass you can give four fucks

Five if you have two fellows d.p. you
Do we believe you? No, we don't want to see, dude!

Joe Pesci was iconic in both Home Alone versions
Fuck a 2nd ROB. He already f'ed up the first one
Came GEAR'ed for war but execution's a bit erie
When I X|S its because its the worst part of the Xbox series
n ya girl a straight groupy running with a nerdy herd
but I'd never date anything lookin like creatures from middle earth
Read the verse 4 times, but stopped before 6
n concluded your a sloppy burger like what's shown in the icon pic
kids old as fuck. n can barely make any movements
When I take SR. out, I'll need a wheel chair to do it

The gayest member of the site?

Second, hands down. 30 seconds on an analog clock
I mean 98% of your posts involve a man & a cock

I'm coming with harp songs and jubille sprees; SEA THE ZING SEA THE ZING SEA THE ZING//
PHALANX THE WAR!?? I battle dragons galore with syntax bombs galore
You have to learn how to defeat me..i keep coming back/cuming back like brokeback mountain
For I'll break your back if you step on my crack and my face again..facing friend..

Get the mods.
I can’t figure out how the heck to block Echelon


That’s it, that’s the verse

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Originally Posted by MARION MOTLEY

Get the mods.
I can’t figure out how the heck to block Echelon


That’s it, that’s the verse

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Dope verse, bro.

I cannot bring myself to insult you. You have won.

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Originally Posted by Phalanx

The gayest member of the site?

Second, hands down. 30 seconds on an analog clock
I mean 98% of your posts involve a man & a cock

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Phal links up to another mans sausage
Tells the dude to cum in his ass to show who the boss is.

A duck with an umbrella?
Eh?
Oh you changed your pic and it’s just wack, fuck that,
We ain’t the same, came to reign, and it’s water off a duck’s back.

More like Umbrella corporation, how I came to slaughter.
Ay, wait, I think I get it now, and I’m a great supporter...
You said he blew guys, right? should be a stage performer...
Now Second avatar... an umbrella... coz it’s for getting in The Way Of Water.

‘Echelon’ means there’s many levels, like I said before,
Plus I wrote a line for Celph bout “Cel’ adores / cellar doors”.
Now I’mma elevate this shit, forevermore,
You‘ve got not a lot going on upstairs, yeah for sure.
And I’m on the up and up,
Now I’mma get to Second flaws.

And speaking of second floors.
I’m over his head, popping shots to settle scores...
Hmm, now check the metaphor...
I was gonna try my ‘Marion /Marryin’ line in a fresh setting for this vexed cretin...
But if you know Game of Thrones then you’ll get where this next effing threat’s heading...
Coz I should get ‘banned’ for killing Rob... yeah... this the Red Wedding.

This fucking guy.
He always talking bout some sexual shit, like double penetration, and it’s hella sick, but now this site’s twice as fucked if y’all feel this Second dick.