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scripter you pissier than a babies 2 day old diaper
im the reigning king you couldnt handle my flow if you was a windshield wiper//
i dropped 10cents yo ! and captain save a hoe wifed-her
u pussy ! im a tiger i eat my beef raw//
im the reason ur bitch ain got no panties in her draw
im a pitty off the leish wut you bother with me for//
im a player on the field you a bitch on the bench
im one of a kind...you ain even 50 cents !//
easy
Yo what the fuck is this dumb fuck talking about... easy
not one of your lines were hot your like poppa doc on a squat breezy
cause I'll cut your head off
and crack your skull and leave your torso folded up neatly
and have your shoulders in the same place where your thighs and your knees be
call me a pussy never been from what I can recall but we all see and you agree
that you handle beef and never get pussy
cause a tiger is still a cat like woods in a hood tree
you act tough but it's your cover
like a rubber when you stick your dick in male tooshie
I wasn't going to destroy you and show you your do do
but what do I do
you don't stop you think your on fire but no smoke is seen
talking about 50 cent your faker than a 2 dollar bill of Bill e gene
with Hillery riding him rotten three
Clinton next to Monica doubled up saddled and squatting me
all swaddled in satin they call me RBI with the runs that I bat in home run in that pussy
but your just a tiger a "pussy" you dumb fuck mother fucker you vinegar and water you just what a douche be
i'm in an emotional mood,
and fucking you up is like food,
feeding my breathing, making my life move,
you have to edit your posts, well i'ma edit your life,
behead you and cook you like rice 'til you're egg fried,
so just dice with a reply, the heat's on, we're cooking,
stadium's full to watch you die so no more bookings,
to catch me this angry is rare, but soon you'll be well done, almost burnt,
"EvilD"? atleast "the 9th wonder" is a title i've earnt,
so scribble back to me bitch, i'll go and prepare you a reef,
if you want my next cum (come) back, you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth.
Shootah why do you even come near the puter
I'll destroy you
and your political view here
you amount to nothing
I ain't disputing
your poo queer
your the ninth wonder
your lies a pile of bricks
and a pile shit smeared
I'm the Great
Pyramid of Giza
blowing you sky high
like you sat ta get high under a geyser
You came to die twice like snake eyes
your the die miser
I'm your demise
your eyes hanging out their sockets
and your mouth catching flies with no one the wiser
I'm saying don't do it like
I'm yer investment adviser
I'll DJ scribble you in calk lines so you can't be defined
with your mind burnt
then throw you out a moving car twenty below into a strong current
then fish you back out to open your wounds so there more current
you though you were a shark but against EvilD you just weren't
The big shark cause at night
and in lite of the dark
I'm recurrent
I'm your night terror
a nightmare that just keeps recurring
I leave your life spared
so you can't go get some insurance
So for once i thought id come back for a minute.
And heres scriptor writing with the intelligence of a dick head.
Witness the scene when i whip him give cops the description.
And when they take him to the hospital his body'll go missing.
Aint noone the wiser like when you mix a drink with saliva.
If you wishing you was higher i can bring you to the spire.
Drop you down and show you im evil as can be.
And to me your like a ant to a tree so make like one and leave.
Rap aint your game so grab a shovel and bury it.
I can write in a minute what takes this kid a year to spit.
Yeah this forum is pretty much dead in the cypher you said it..
and I am a D.I.C. head I'm in big I admit it
but your the same vital organ except women call you pathetic
your like a joke and when you punch and grind they just don't get it
all you'll hear is "vital organ.. are you in yet?"
you been out to long now this is just not your inlet
cause now I'll key style
no need for a prequel ill make sure your story is ended
leave a vital organ all twisted and fucked up so there's no way to re-mend it
ill rip off your appendages and append them at each ending just to begin with
then take your heart and eat it while your still breathing but freezing stiff
then stump your liver till your eyes become yellow cause its not cleaning shit
and rip out your lungs or leave you hung so your not breathing or have the breath to spit words with
cause your punches all missed I'm just badder
your punches are all piss like a bladder
you don't wanna test this you be like intents wins twist
ill leave you smelling like shit when your splattered
4 the last past years i have bein know 4 punch
am take your mama eat her 4 lunch
if you ever find me spliting werk call divel my manager
kill you dead use your body as the pass port to hell
cut off that mouth of yours so who you gonna tell
you will be stupid enouch to tellphone
am tuck in prison where the hell is my cell phone
you idiotic ass you dont desevr a smart phone
bhf mr cool soon you will hear that on your head phones
Holy shit, I've been waitin to ether somebody
Who better than bhf, a bitch hoe who's flow is sloppy
If you didn't think you were bad you better believe there's more signs
Dude, you just rhymed phone with phone...FOUR TIMES
Please just let this board die with some dignity
And not some lame verse I coulda killed while I was shitty, b
So I'ma hit you with this basic rap, but knowin' you you'll chase the crap
And proceed to be hit by the weak punches and slaps
I forsee a closed casket funeral for this fool
Left dead in my freezer is the only way you're MR. COOL
Wordsmith? Herb, you ain't ready to step up to the big dogs, see
Cause if I'd let you forge some rhymes then it would be on par with cheap Chinese quality
Kannibal. That name suits you well and I'll explain why in a bit
Cause when you n me step in a ring, all you'd do is eating my fists
I spit hot fire, torch you alive if you dare to cross the line
& if you're truly as inspiring as you title says than why not motivate to write better rhymes
Think before you write because I might be after you
fools catch attitude when I have to waste my lyrical aptitude
to make haste with the picture I break wack rappers like hannibal
eat em like cannibal bend em over my knee and smack they ass till they pelvis loose
now you got two problems your mind and your body
damn I guess I'll go ahead and tell you, Bos
that unless your american to GOD your a Nobody
hey pussy suckers step back the champ is here
i wrote this punches in case you dont hear
posiners follow bitch protect your ear
am the last vission of real hip hop
when i say jump dont hop
i got this niggers on jump like gresshoper
fucking this lil bitches like am ridding a mini cooper
i got the game on lock,like the game is on prison
drop so develicaly like aint a person
is bein a long walk to freedom like nelson
bhf mr cool no wonder why this bitches bein missing
This isn't even a battle. just me eatin bitches for lunch
Cause why flip words when I can flip you with just one punch?
Pull the gat out, grab ya girl take the handle and beat her
Then prove you do stay icy the way I'll melt your face with the heater
I can fuckin take your girl while she's standing near ya show
And get my balls wet more times than a motherfuckin beer pong pro
So consider yourself retired from the beating i hand to you fam
Cause youre a worse imitation of real than a fuckin canfull of spam
stop fantacising man,jst read your lines and i didnt spot even one punch,
and yet u say u got punch,
u jst told us a story thank u 4 the novel so much,
bitch ass motherfucker u say u eating bitches for lunch?,
the only bitch is u nd eat bitch for lunch,
ohw that was a punch,nah that was jst a warming up,jst fucked ur mom so much,
she enjoyed my dick jst lyk wimpy's lunch,
whoe wait a sec nd play around wit ur balls around da circ,
shit nigga u so werk,u rap none sence thats a true reflection that u are from a werk V-neck,
tick talk,tick tack,suck ur balls lyk u eating tick tack,
they say go big or go home,be a rapper or be a hoe,
u a man bt u take the crown when it comes to the job of the blow,*backwards*blow job,ohw no,
i ride solo lyk im playing polo,i should be ridding a polo bt im ridding my chick solo,
IM THE REAPER
i stay away for long couse the is no nigger to dis
they say things have changed they meant this
niggers you weck from january to dec
thats it am done playing
am on top of my game if not rolling
rap whill lay down bitch you lieing
talking two things same line thats mestering
the only shit you master is mastibating
kill niggers in they circles am the lord of the ring
am not making babies watch out am not kidding
lets save this for next hoe i will be fucking
you crushing me, only to found out you dreaming
butstill then you were runing
BHF MR COOL NIGGERS COPY MY ACTIONS
Listen, I'm sick of you prick bitches.
Y'all illiterate, dumb as shit bitches.
I'd eat you up, like goku tofu.
I'm ahead of my time, you're still lagging balls.
So get up on my grind, and off of my Dragon Balls.
That's GT, and I win it easy.
Pop off bitch, like a motherfucking CZ.
I cock off, clown around like knock knock.
And you, you'd answer "Who's there?" except you're too scared.
Too frightened, of the storms that i'm writing.
My words thunder, but they still zap like lightning.
I'm in highschool, your faggot rhymes middle school.
And everybody knows I'm too hot, for Mr.Cool.