Brag about yourself!

just wanna say i think this is my best diss yet

shit the docta in the hooouuuse
ladies leave its time for the gay crowd
(talkin')"hi baby, fine lady wasn't talking to you anyway, so what's yo name"
"i'm scott and what the fuck you touchin my dame"
"sorry i didn't mean to..."
"of course you didn't i'd whoop yo ass but gay people sue")*
bitch i get more pussy than a pussy cat do
when i know that i'm gonna go to yo show
ill sit in the back row so i don't get amped and throw a blow
comin straight at you
so how long you gonna keep dissin
for one more hour or is it 2
damn you just don't listen do you
by the way we didn't double team you
you just suck he had to diss you
you are above him ain't you
ain't this forum called diss the bitch above you
doesn't state one above or 2
so fuck he chose the weaker one.... you.... (ohhhhh)**

*talking between mr. o and a made up scott
** like when you diss someone and people go ohhh

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...30#post1882530

so ahead of my time, i just rip kids and ask
the psychic of tomorrow is still predicting my past - ACc

I may be..the greatest rapper to spend time in the booth
to spit rhymes in a suit... I never lie I only prove
that the best is yet to come..beware..on the contrare
the drop next will use a Pun
I'm just so fresh I aint used to replacements
the label's want me..they prove they self embrasive
they need some patients..get a grip adn flip your timer sand
yu want thi boy hre then play boggle again

Hey MAh Names Zsquared,
I spell it out if your hearing Impared,
Z S Q U A R E D,
Yep I'm zack thats me,
Call me out and you'll see,
WHy they call me the Numba one MC,
I know I'm lyrically blessed,
Put me to the test,
AND you will see why I'm better then the rest.

My name pyro cause i spit fire alright
I mean my flow classic like the source give it 5 mics
some a yall motherfucks mad been seeking the lymelight
but im starring in the game while u ridin the pine. right?
i dont put a lotta time into a rhyme but every line read tight
...sorry let me boost a minute
how i got the rose gold wit the cubes that look frozen in it
brand new cope wit no roof pluse the windows tinted
and i know u feel the flow so yo go print it

I push a S-55 bitch 120G's spent
and I got ferrari doors before 50cent
and I fuck my land lord for free rent
And my wifey is fucking pregnant
See shit gets fucked up when least expected
I hear Tupac in Lil scrappy...ressurected
In anacostia south east I got connections
and in the projects
Ofcourse it's logic
I give the youngins yay on cosignment
Then they are an employee associate and client
I come across as a man shy and quiet
But my fists often go on auto-pilot
I never said that I'm the nicest
But when it comes to reality
My words are where to find it

Bear witness, Camoflauge in the vecinity
...Life's a bitch and I took its' virginity/
My lyrics on a beat is great chemistry
Yeah I'm a school boy with them street tendacies/
In da rap game theres a lot of vacancies
People be patient I'm what your waiting to see/
You can't see me, but you can feel da heat
About 1 billion degrees go to the mic from my teeth/
Like a virgin pussy I just can't be beat
So I'll neva have to suffer the agony of defeat/
Only da strong survive and we take from da weak
Like a pea-shooted to an A-R15 you can't compete/

Yea im dope...cant help it its becoming a problem
Like that white shit being passed in downtown harlem
Police watching...they tapped the cell and flashed the licence plate
Thats why now we use peigions and rabbits to communicate
Pull 3 hoes..give em dick..now they wanna be wives
Well imma have 3 ex's...like my tall tee size

I spit Paint Thinner at all y'all ass clowns...
I'm too large at life to fit into these genes that have been passed down...
I'll laugh out of turn and won't raise a hand to portray a wine glass...
I'll just say a rhyme fast and ya'll will say I've redefined rap...
I'm doper than 50-cent... dime bags that is...
I'm not phat, I'm thin and I hate fat kids... I joke and play around with what fact is...
So call me a G, I've OD'd on being an evil MC...
D-E... see the vil age older than me... I guess I'm just an old OG... Oh gee...
So I'm turning around, walking away with a cold shoulder...
Wait, it's melting away... Aw well, at least this PG show is over...

alotta ni99as get it but they just cant hold it/
i been on RB for years and they just dont know it//
i do my own vocals not high paid singer/
and i still got a buzz like YJ stinger//
dont ask to battle less your money on the line/
cuz you'll feel the million dollar dream if my money on ur mind//

im nice dont let no one tell you different

In my free time I stampeed on weak minds..
That way only the Strong born'll Meet mind/-/
In three lines I'll re-fry whole blocks wit ten..
Deprive lives in five of ALL oxygen..
Just lock your kin, While my mercinaries open them,
You wack ni99as brag about steppin' over broken men..
I'll chew that ass up like Canibalistic ethiopians..
like pokemon, I Battle, Evolve & start Choken men/-/
Just so witnesses can witness the Listless list of fallen kids..
Punches Bouce off my body like fans in heavy Medal Chorous's Or mosh pits
lol

Rollin no less then 20 deep to any motherfuckin club
waitin on no lines all the bouncers showin us love
get to the bar give the tender a kiss an a hug
order some bottles of goose for me and my troops,
gettin crunk is what we came here to do
now all i want is you you and ahhh you to come back 2 my room,
hope you like to party cuz we gonna be fuckin till noon
but first i gotta go to work gotta do somethin bout my thirst
orderin up 2 shots like if I was Pac, we got this party on lock
look in v.i.p all you see is me wit 4 or 5 bitches grabbin on my white tee
I aint no sucka all i do is feed these bitches pee, who got a dutch
cuz i'm tryna blaze some tree still smokin in the club and i live in NYC
this is just a couple of hours in the life of DEENI

Get put to the test... But i'll leave my foot in ya chest
Wit a stove like flow... you 'll burn and cook like the rest
Yeah... any cat can try these skills
My computer's injected with a virus... see how my lines be ill
Some of these cats with they fact raps, just apply greased thrills
I'm uncontained... sick of enough to make the entire league spill

Nuthin'

I must confess im tha best,
leavin you herbs in tha ground at rest,
if you live you must be blessed,
but i doubt you do, you'll fail my test,
my bars of text impale ya chest,
Standin over ya carcus screamin WHO's Next?

im good but i dont self-praise//even though im like iron wiv a golden glaze//im not all about fame and wealth//im here to let my lyrics speak for itself//live to me anit nuttin but a rap game//n i love it the way it is so i keep it all the same//if u wana battle then let me kno'//ill unleash my lyrical flow//verbly abuse u//mentally confuse you//the way ur use to//cus u cant handle the shit that i do//its neva cold but i always see u shiver//must b on accounta u cant handle the lyrics i deliver//