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yo check it out Lockz...
the only achievements in life you have can be found inside an xbox one/
it's time to move out your parent's basement and find a job son/
this is no rag son get the name right, it's Ragian pronounced Rage-ian/
i don't think im hot man, see, i know it as soon as i melted your cranium/
and the only platform you should set fire to is your xbox one/ get done
Rage-ian? The Awkward Caucasian who thought his rhymes was blazing, thought he was nice
Thought rapping xbox one twice would be suffice, this a citizens arrest but first let me read ya your rights
You have the right to remain silent or face violence and lose your life, that's the narrative
Its imperative you pay the tariff bitch, before I come at you, run up on your bitch and tear her hair out be a weave or natural
If you was there I wouldn't have cared I might have even blasted you, but you's a bitch so I wouldn't even have to
- Ill Finesse
u know mr sick wont ever get a chick,
cuz he does it in a click then she off that dick.
rapbattles vet with a record worse than the knicks,
12 years practice, sick hasn't won since '06.
i'll help u with your game first lesson is free,
open to page 23, and repeat after me.
0range is the rapper i wish i could be,
repeat, 0range is the rapper i wish i could be
Orange? I could never be you because I'd have to fall off and that's farfetched, I'm an artist who architects deadly darts directly to dead beef that's still living, deadbeats ya dead meat when I'm ready and willing, my heart hangs heavy for the children left behind, so let's rewind and analyze why the scene of the crime has me leaving at the time of death, that's when Tracy Morgan told me I'm the last one left
-I'll finesse
They say crime dont pay i guess it dont, cus ur ass is still broke, and noone laughs at ur jokes, i dont know if its ur quirkiness or the shit u wrote, either way ill flip a finger like a facebook poke, face like u on coke but its probably the meth, a lot of people suck dick u follow in their steps, im sorry that u hating but i might be the best- remedy for ur sickness a hole in ur chest.
Crime doesen't pay you think you sell drugs you ain't even sporti'n lugz
Your hooks are christmas balls on a christmas tree nothing from your family
If you think your rhymes are that good you'd be a nerd
Come on daw'g quit cause you suck your gonna mess the whole rap industry up
Your lyrics are on top what goes up must drop
I came on this thread hoping to Rip the lame above me
Honestly
How are you supposed to diss someone whose retarded mentally
I love it when your girl goes all sensuality makes me have a fatality
She even calls out your name when it's time to play hide n seek
When you battle you gotta have everything on fleek
And we gonna be praying
After the blood spills from this slaughtered sheep
Did you really think you had a chance? That's a fat one
I know you're positive guy
But whatever the results say I'm not your dad son
Uppin for the revival of the Rap Battles Forum
You can have a dollar bill
Cause you ain't gonna be part of this Novus Ordo Seclorum
brain shot, ur only cold as ice cuz forsure you aint hot,
talkin to lame cops is the only time this ratll name drop
i figured youd treat this like a vacation and take off
so aimed a-head of ya, and left your brain shot
impatient fat bastard trying to keep the wait off
not to get personal, but ur play-do dawg ur games soft
Bumble bee’s as sweet as honey he’s Crumbling easy from a touch I’m stealing his dumb bling fo sheezy
I punish him on beats believe me like beef he’s done I’m squeezing his skull like a steam roller
flattening roadkill I’m hazardous for no skilled
Rappers they gotta go chill it’s a cold pill
To swallow for a bitch like bumble I’m trouble
With a capital T I’m sorry to burst your bubble
You’re the worst and the ugliest a mother wouldn’t cuddle
Rip your vocal cords out, stretch em and play a guitar solo with soft chords but the melody is hard core, have you chopped and dubbed in slow mo so you feel more pain, until ypur brain just leaks out of your skull like a bloody stain. Sucker punch your mom in the vag with a light jab, then do it like 5 times with both hands cus she likes that.
It's alot of new faces, kinda like when i'm at the airport
yeah you can rap good but i bet u dont even own a pack of newports
pussy nigga probably cant even buy a light bulb for his front porch
i been sick try to rap against me YOU WILL BE DESTROYED
Imma keep it basic because alot of u people are some dummies
Example this bitch nigga that got the nerve to call himself a black hornet
wasp stings dont kill people they just hurt alittle
your name match your lifestyle you cant hurt anything thats bigger..
Im out G str8 freestyle 2
What a shame, another dumb fuck with no luck and he aint gonna kick me if he aint gotta buck, looking sickly like a kid with TB, if all you do is watch your TV- how you wit it? You get shit on ill dump u wit ease, better call ur dawgs ill get em all jumping like fleas, you think im new ive been here for 10 years at least~ ive seen more faces appear and then watched em leave, ur no exception except you stuck here like a skid mark that got pressure washed and curb stomped on the side walk.
Trying to battle me i'll swat you away like an annoyance
All bark no bite, A lot of hot air to stay buoyant
But my verse is a harpoon to your shit, insert GIF - Implosion
S'pose you War with me and you'll see, my reserves are deep as the ocean
Leave all to see, that black hornet is more like a cockroach floating
I sting like a bee, leave your jaw n throat rotated
10 years at least? From day one you were outdated
TJN is a beast, I'll leave your lineage desecrated
A Captain? Bitch please, your whole M.O is fabricated
Ain't no guarantee's, read the memo, you've been checkmated
you rap like a dildo is stuck in your throatQuote:
Originally Posted by TJN101
I should be put on a sex offender list for fucking your quotes
I ejaculate all over your rhymes like they're little boys and I'm the pope
you spit that silly rap
I know it's chilly, jack
but why you gotta jack it? it's not winter
my words burn like pissing through a penis hole that's got splinters
I'm not trolling you if that's what you think
you're like Desmond on the beat, always gettin' desynched
as sure as pussy be pink
I re-link
your cerebral to your mouth and have sex with a walrus
A lot of sex jokes for this fag machine hoe
dressed as the pope n in Maybelline yo
this cocoa bean bro will get roasted clean fucking with me
typin bout pre-teens whilst stroking the jimmy
your bitch told me you don't have the machinery (#Fact)
Whilst I split her the fuck out, obscenely (#Smashed)
The only thing you ever split outQuote:
Originally Posted by TJN101
was your own kid's mouth
and your own mouth is where he spit the jizz out
you don't wanna go this route
see your shit's not even a diss, and you're the one who's a bitch
so the only thing this thread got right is that I'm above you when I spit
Wrong thread mb.
Your facts are assumptions,
at best they still opinion,
Truthfully ur a slut, for punishment
U really cant rape the willin'
Pretty boi rapper u got trap style disses,
Cus ur punchline mumbled
Like i gag tied bitches,
Damn hoe, you down with the sickness,
HIV positive, contagious, infectious,
Surprisingly, erections used to neutralize venom,
Be careful if he staring at the bulge in your denim,
Allright so let me raise the bars, way beyond this captain arse.
Cause your rhymes are senseless I'm leaving you defenseless,
when I drop this penmans....Ship I'm stealing yours... suspensless
Yup that's a metafore, what you want more?
Lil'whore with those vernacular diseases,
Foaming at the mouth, your ending with the spectacular Rabies
The black hornet blowing more wind than a fucking Cornett
What did I start to early? You claiming you ain't Born Yet?
Bitch I'll leave you worn, torn and scorned for doing Rape Porn, never forget.
what you upset?, Cause I spawned a sick threat and left you in debt, so bad you can't afford a cigarret.
roll on the floor laughing, swordplay, i was born slashing,
When blades of steel hit the pass u get put on ice rapping,
Stop acting cocky, ill air you out to dry for jock strapping
more jaw dropping shots than wall street stock crashing
Ya 50 straps got ur back bleeding out Black from lashings, been under the gun so much ur ugly mug pressure cracking
you’re a burden that’s funny you give me amusement
you splurge your money it’s clear you’re a student
losing sight it’s no shock you ruin lifes
do you usually cry? I’ve got you spooked by heights
you’re disliked so shut your mouth you’re fucking loud
with whining I’ll hunt you down with guns that shout
I vow to eliminate posts that you drop
if I found your district there’ll be shotgun shots
Damn, your name speaks volumes bro, cus oh, oh oh
Is exactly what ur record is, plus two more 0's.........
ur vocab usage is old school, but like middle ages
I could picture u freestyling to beats, while a fiddle plays it,
Why are u here battling ur like the town babbler,
You spit gold in every word, but its liquid from the bladder,
Damoh got it on lock, the best at holding the top,
Like he mastered the technique of deepthroating the cock,
your skills are bad like debts the facts you get are blurred like visions
your mixed reality helps you mask the mess you serve as writtens
words you hiss are soft like hair the prayers you sob are distant
stop your lips and swallow breaths the threats you drop are infant
your state is unhealthy like donuts in clinics you stumble
sick as a nutter as slow as a drizzle in rubble
your struggles eat your spirit, pressure makes you tender
stay in your place and remain a great pretender
DamOhOhOh is the sound you'll make, once i take an axe to your back and your lumbers break,
Got a pillow case full of aerobic weights, that will knock you out faster then a Bill Cosby protein shake,
top quality is my anatomy, don't get mad at me for not using flattery,
ill tell your wife to be, that shes a slut to me.
I want to yell at your mom's cunt for producing a dumb son,
Ill beat you down to a lump sum, you don't want none,
clean shoes, and a wheelchair will be the outcome..
Donshotta 'bout as thug as Harry Potta...Er...Fuck it, I aim at your oblongata
have him saying ta-ta, floating in the wata(er) like an otta(er)...
Why I oughta!
beat the sweet out this bitch ass like a donkey pinata
And I gotta a lotta ricotta - That's cheese - So much money I bought a
Sonata to run you over with...then burn afta
No evidence, I move fasta - you're too slow, I feel bad no laughta
Trample this big pussy like Mufasa - And I'll feel no worries like Hakuna Matata
I'll spray more shots at you than the Brady bunch, you shady flunk
I'm saying hush, Artemis? I'm double amnadexriuus - I'll hit you with a right and left punch..
i can always take back what i say by apologizing.
sorry, that was out of line.
Take it back if you must,
But apology not accepted
Go insane when madness erupts from
an honestly distraught perspective
I state the facts when I'm up,
and astonishingly taught the lesson
You may retract what you've done,
But cant talk to me off the record
If you said it, then stick to it
Whoever got offended is the one making the dick move
Posting in this thread is a good medium to get dissed through
Never mind the mixed views, if their feelings got hurt its probably 'cause it's true.
We all got problems that's a fact.
But this motherfucker can't stop getting attacked.
It's bad because it looks like his ass is hanging out.
But we don't stop because it's dry season and hes the drought.
Maybe I should mug him but for what amount.
Being brutal is what I'm about.
Just so you know I'm not afraid to call you out.
Whats the matter there unprepared.
Or are you going at it full geared.
Your quickly fading in quicksand.
I try to help you out but end up touching your dick hand.
Sorry man but I'm not a faggot.
You should go home with all your baggage.
Or get cut open and infested with maggots.
Or ignore me that's fine.
If your interested come and bait me a line fisherman.
Go ahead and end my world, I'm holding all four of my horses.
Car rage built on your apocalypse dragging on with no solid rounds to support it
yo what happened to this thread I'm guessing battle rap is dead
i could pack and clap gats at your heads you getting overlapped instead
imprisoned in the land of death you iced your wrist to match your neck
a slave and proud to show it never rest too busy stacking checks
you working for the ones who pull your strings you're just a puppet
my conscious has been cleaned part of this world but i'm above it
Ego is a great way to describe you.
You claim rap battling is dead but motherfucker you and I know that's not true.
Why of course astronaut your above this world.
That's why you banged that ugly ass party girl and then hurled.
Your names Trinity your not nuclear you fizzle out.
All you fucking are is a hater and killing you is what I'm about.
Like the guy that short changed me at the record store.
Or that italian waiter throwing insults at me in the parking lot ive heard it all before.
Only you can try to be a big shot but everyone is like no the fuck he's not.
Your rapping to guilt people to come back.
To beat your ass and keep picking up slack
A pussy nigga really wanna try to test his luck/ I'm happy serving weak faggot versions of the nerd from up/ murder with the burner every line is fire keep it tucked/ absurd with every verb I stay in action blast when you act tough/ your plan is getting practice/ just a Stan who feels invalid/ bitch I'm coming from a planet ruled by gigantic arachnids/ I conquered every massive warrior assassin single handed/ with the sword that was forged by a magic black Smith/ with the fires of Mordor and the hammer of Thor/ you brought this war to your own door/ I'm an astronaut exploring that you should have ignored/ I was trying to find peace and discovered The Lord/ I'm striking harder than lightning destroying all on my course/ while you're fighting I'm delighting finding joy in the source/ you a bitch who wears fedoras when you go to the store/
You lack skill, I'd never feel the punches your sendin me
They hit so tenderly, your generation I offend with ease
My pens will bleed in hopes you comprehend the piece
You begin to see the end I bring Trinity's just a trend to me
Essentially leave you hopeless, for centuries I been the dopest
Poisonous smoke is floating from the potions I've soaked in
This lotus flower opens when hit with gamma burst
This bandanas cursed, you were surely stranded first
My punches damage, you manage to say god damn it hurts
I have an advantage sure, I rarely have to try hard
My heart pumps venom, you can try but why start...
Thank you for replying I needed some exercising
, I'm trying start to finish and leaving your ass dying
Advantage is advancement you got neither kid try dancing
Your talentless I'm balancing manuscripts of Atlantis
and scrolls with knowledge of how man was brought to this planet
telekinetically while levitating and reciting Sanskrit
You ain't challenging you're getting handled then dismantled
and I'll cancel every line you ever spit just call me thanos I'm snapping
You broke your hand when you hit me pussy go buy your own casket
you think you're spitting imagery talking about a flower, well
I think you have no dignity on your knees in a cowards hell
, you have zero skill while my verses should be sponsored
, I'm moving in for the kill you meditate saying mantras
, your fate has just been sealed as my razor hits your conscious
Get back out in the field not to battle pick some cotton
Goin up against me leave you like the city of Atlantis
Pitys your advantage, look how Trinity just vanished
Definitively damaged I scorch the mics I touch
Of course I like to fuck, I'm forced to write you up
Like a horse that might just buck you off the saddle
Your fucked to try and battle, up creek with out a paddle
I'll teach you how to grapple while throwin hands
I stand and expose my plan, my words errode the lands
I'm smokin grams of potent brands that leave you empty
Blastin off I gasp and cough, you thought you'd tempt me
Pimpings easy when the flesh you sells the baddest
Unless my cell is padded I'm the best, I excell with practice
it's time to pillage and destroy you get conquered into the void
i'm a monster you should destroy it's impossible with your poise
like an obstacle you'd avoid bitch i'm stopping you with my voice
smoke a lot of dope with your boys but you only hard as la croix
you need written prescriptions to legit forget you've been a bitch
I'll diss this kid until he's r.i.p.'d and i don't mean from bong hits
you'll keep coming back again thinking secretly i'm your friend
you need to stop pretending that you lit off all the seeds & stems
but i'll be kind and give advice you should look into new hobbies
you ain't killed shit i got gas king of the hill you just bobby son
i'm bombing you're dissolving it's a promise solving any problem
honestly you're soft and sweet i'll lay your ass out in the street
your flow is weak as fuck like you ain't paid the water bill to eat
I don't need the water bill to cook,my rhymes are gaseous
Turn it up and light some matches, my lines blastin
Watch as time passes, my minds massive, your lines passive
I define vasteless, I amass this classic from my stashes
Take my classes, your hard drive crashes, I'm contagious like rashes
My lyrics rolled tight, I pass it, the sounds of splashes
You gonna drown, my laugh is blasted over megaphones
My metas strong, now your head is blown, instead of grown
You steady shrinking, I'm a shrink your dead I'm blinkin
Instead I'm winkin, at your bitch, thick head in her pink n
Every finger in her stinkin, glasses clinkin, spillin bubbly
I'm fuckin I'll, it's lovely, there ain't an emcee still above me
I'm real but ugly, she feels the will to hug me, Fulfilled she bug me
The nut I spill she chugging, my slugs leave you drilled and bloody
A millenia to study, you couldn't hope to reach my prowess
Razor edged slices leave you lifeless, you bleed for hours
You won't even ever in your life to hope to achieve these powers
Decievein cowards you reek of weakness you needin showers
Not one but many, Rollin blunts plus henney, I don't trust many
Fuck I don't trust any, send me sluts that swallow nuts till empty
I'm not just one being what your seein I'm fuckin many
Producin cold, I induce the loosest hoes, they're clueless so
Like you, I do with all the other useless foes, you lose your soul , it's bruised and broke, I chewed it slow
Your avatar isn’t scary and your punchlines are very petty
Talking bout you sip bubbly, yeah the coke that taste like cherries
Cherry coke buying ass nigga leave ya bloody like a scene from Carrie
Average ass niggas always claim to be extra ordinary
You kinda extra bordinary,
extra lameinary
You must be Indian why cuz your name is kinda self explanatory
I’ll seal a bill in a envelope and mail it to myself
My syllables come fantastic in fours like them marvel characters yeah
I'ma bear, you a chair, I’ma animal and you just there
sat on for the benefit of true gamers us real players
Holy shit your notes are wack, were you holding back
For your your sake I hope, in fact, hopeless tracks
You smokin crack, cause you really lackin skill
I'm actually ILL, with no practice I leave you silly faggots killed
Your rhymes are basic, my designs abbrassive
My minds invasive, these toxic lines you tasted
Left you in decline, your wasted, I'm the obstacles
You try to hurdle,my rhymes will murder, hospitals
Won't be able to fix you, stitch you where I hit you
Your verse was hard to sit through, left in the nic-u
I'd pick you last, cause you just sit and cry
It don't take much to fuck you up, shit I didn't try